#intriuging

[fishareglorious]

they are gonna put the french duck in situations again

[gendrsoup]

... so here's how the truman show theory can still win-

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

wanna hear av my new work oc

go for it king

[bones-edition]

Hey anybody know what these symbols mean

my sister got this necklace from a yardsale and there's mysterious runes on the back

here's what the front looks like, for context:

based on my research, i think it might be tiger's eye stone, but i cant find anywhere selling something that's an exact match, and i have no idea how to go about looking up the symbols on the back

[thunder-shadow]

☁️ 🍉 🦩 for the writers ask!

🍉 favourite wip

right now, it might be the ghe story 🤔im so invested in it on my way back from work yesterday i literally brainstormed that first chapter from almost nothing 😭

☁️ wip you want to write but haven't started yet

i want to write some jupiturnus fluff but my brain is not cooperating

>:( I have a giant list of oneshot/story ideas on my docket that I just look at for inspo, but in the end I write only based on motivation bc that's how I get the words out (intended to work on the jupixturn fanfic yesterday and instead wrote 5k for the ghe/solarballs crossover LOL).

🦩 wip you hate working on but are too far gone to turn back

hmmm i actually don't think i hate any of my wips! i tend to bounce around so much if i don't like one i just leave it behind without caring LOL

[skatecatz]

the traitor baru cormorant rules so far and is also unlocking in me why i loved the song of ice & fire series so much….

[rowanthefierce]

ok I need y’all to be fr with me for a second is there a niche out there for middle aged jaspidot where they used to be coworkers with benefits and had a falling out and then reconnected almost two decades later to discover they were both still into each other or not

[thescions]

Ship potential: G'raha/Haurchefaunt, Ysayle/Yotsuyu & Minfilia/Moenbryda. Some unusual ones, as a treat!

This Meme/Request || Accepting

These were fun to discuss and think about! Thank you, Anon!

G'raha/Haurchefant

Right away we have to say that this would not be a romantic ship. G'raha isn't Haurchefant's type, and the pair just really would make much better friends. They both have a strong moral compass and deep love for their nation (Ishgard, Crystarium), and genuinely are just so kind-hearted at their core.

G'raha and Haurchefant would bond over their admiration for the WOL for sure, possibly to the point of embarrassing them a little. G'raha would also ask a ton about Estinien, and Haurchefant would end up teasing him about it!

The pair would have a lot of respect for one another's perserverance and inner strength, and constantly be the type to hype each other (and the WOL and anyone else who needed it) up.

Ysayle/Yotsuyu

Considering all she's been through, we think Yotsuyu would be sex-repulsed/aromantic. We acknowledge that not everyone who has been through similar trauma reacts this way, but Yotsuyu specifically is only interested in revenge. And she'd likely look down on anyone she considered attractive, anyway.

That being said -- Ysayle has such strong morals that these two likely couldn't survive being in a room together. We think Ysayle would attempt to sympathize with Yotsuyu upon learning her past, but Yotsuyu would immediately recoil from any sort of "pity" and insult her. Call her a dragonwhore, etc. And Ysayle would inevitably become wholly disgusted by Yotsuyu's blind hatred, as Yotsuyu has no interest in healing or breaking any sort of cycle of violence.

The only 'classic evil villain' moment Ysayle had was her cackle when she broke the protective seals on Ishgard, so she does have a tiny bit of potential to go off the deep end similar to Yotsuyu... but that was very brief, and it would likely take an even more tragic back story to get her to that point. Perhaps aesthetically Ysayle would think Yotsuyu is attractive, but her twisted personality would destroy any hopes of that evolving beyond aesthetic.

Who do you think would win in a Tsukiyomi vs Shiva fight though?

Minfilia/Moenbryda

Okay, THIS one we actually really like and could totally see being a thing! After all, we headcanon that Moenbryda and (the real) Yda had a thing when they studied in Old Sharlayan, so we know she likes blondes! And Minfilia appreciates a strong woman like herself.

Moenbryda would ask so many questions about Louisioux and how he was leading up to his death, and Minfilia would be happy to share all that she could. We forsee a lot of hanging out and talking over drinks/dinner for these ladies.

It would be a gradual working relationship turned friendship turned romance, but it wouldn't take a long time for it to happen! Yes, work with the Scions would come first and they'd remain professional throughout, but an occasional flirtatious joke would tip the others off. Thancred would probably be the last to know.

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

small child outside has just SCREAMED at the top of her lungs, "I'm the baby because I'm six and I'm the favorite!!!"

[artidoesthings]

(Looks over at rwby season 9) the heck are they doin over there

[orbital-obvious]

Honest question for Netflix writers- are you contracted to push at least one line with the word “Mansplaining” to each of your shows?

and ALSO to misuse the word for maxium awekwardness?

[companionwolf]

immediately interested in Forspoken because there's a sentient, magical cuff bracelet ... I'm predictable as fuck 😔

[uesrnmane]

so there in this universe exists a movie starring arnold schwarzenegger and danny devito

arnold is pregnant in the movie

its called junior

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

//dunno how to lay it out well man, but it's pretty clear to me that Harte is just missing various undercurrents and major facts about his roommate and his relationship beyond the most obvious

//I think I’m stupid man drop the entire harte analysis essay . please. looks at you with tearful eyes as if I am starved of hartelore. Despite being the producer of hartelore.

[breadfraudbitch]

what- I - WHAT?

I don't know this show but I want to know who this bitch is

watts is THE character ever. he arrested a man with a pretzel immediately after being shot in the arm. he uses other people's backs as a surface for writing notes. a little girl tried to kill him via hot dog. he once decided to become a mennonite. he asked for a raise while his coworkers were standing in a room flooding with acid. he knows a billion languages. he has the best suits on the show. he discovered he's jewish after recognising a song. he became a detective to find his missing sister only to find her and get rejected by her. he's a philosophy nerd. he sat down when the newsomes were playing the national anthem of new south mimico. he has the worst organization system in the world. he has abandonment issues. he's gay. he's a wine connoisseur. he is murdoch's polar opposite in every way shape and form possible. he refused to break into someone's house but gave henry detailed instructions on how to do it. he faked falling off a ladder to be caught by a handsome man. his hobo name was curly. he hosted a pumpkin carving contest but he's shit at pumpkin carving. he can't focus on two things at once. he's been kidnapped twice. he got turned into a zombie and violet had to shoot him. it's llewellyn with two L's, well, four altogether. with a y.

[kayoi1234]

Me, boiling noodles: So like, what does it mean to be woke?

My brother gaming, and not listening to me: Send out the gay parade! (In Bloons TD...? I have no idea.)

Me: Like why is that a bad thing? Why do they oppose “woke”? Why is having gay characters “woke”? What are we waking up from?

My brother, still gaming: Yeah! Never underestimate the power of the gays!