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hey op

i dont kow you and you dont know me

but i know i know migranes

so if it helps and you havent checked this yet here is my list of triggers and how i deal with them

1. epstein barr virus-idk how i contracted it but it made my life hell for a good 4 years untill i managed by sheer dumb luck to get rid of it--still sometimes fucks with me but its much better than before

2. low blood pressure- i found that when the weather gets warmer i get worse migraines so i started drinking purified water with some baking soda sprinkled i and ate a lot of foods that for me caused higher bp, didnt exercise much because i was too drained from the pain and also put ice packs on the back of my neck, wrists, and any other place with exposed major blood vessles to cool down my body to get them to constrict

3. weather,lactose,freshly cut grass, city smog, basically any part of my hormone cycle-is a bitch

i hope this gives you at least some clues on how and why you might be having a migraine and i hope from one migrainic bitch to another that it passes soon and doesnt return

pls dont take this as an insult or me trying to make ur issue seem small or anything offensive bc i obviously cant know ur situation from just one post and am sorry if this triggered or offended u in any way but im just trying to give you even just a breadcrumb of a trail to go on and maybe make ur migraines at least less bad

and now im rambling so am just gonna post this before i chicken out okbyegoodluck

I’m going to need people crowing in my inbox about how eViL amitriptyline is and how they were right and I owe them an apology to shut the fuck up and leave me alone. Amitriptyline gave me the ONLY four good days I had for the whole of July where I didn’t want to kill myself from the nerve pain radiating through my entire skull. I was so relieved I was crying from gratitude instead of crying to my husband every day to just let me go.

It didn't cause me to become hypocalcemic.

That is a separate issue that nevertheless means I can’t stay on it.

And now I’m in pain again. And you’re happy because you were proven right. Fuck you. Leave me alone.

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WAIT WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

I GET TOO BUSY WITH MENTAL HEALTH AND SHIT AND THE MANGA THAT HAS SEEN ME THROUGH LITERALLY ALL MY TEENAGE YEARS ALL THE WAY TO ADULTHOOD *ENDED*

WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING SHITTING FUCK

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE GODDAMNED FUCK

NO FUCKING WAY

Im going to fucking cry

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Radioactive Izuku au from @polarspaz au that they’ve allowed me to write (I asked on anon but it was me dw). Please support them and their art! 

Title: 200,000 Rads

Chapter 1: Chance Encounter

Word Count: 2,852

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I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

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i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam

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i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam

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🌴🌴🚣🚣🚣🚣🚣🚣

and then the settlers came

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

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well fuck me with a cactus, i thought these were photos untill i looked better

soappppp

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and for my next trick:

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🔪🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🔪🗡️🔪🗡️🗡️🗡️🔪🔪🗡️

A REPUBLIC

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that is an oddly shaped cat i must say

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homoeroticism is always a good bet to have

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@dear-ao3 , Count Me In

All Tumbl Low

I got your picture, I'm coming with you, @dear-ao3 , count me in

There's a story at the bottom of this bottle and I'm the pen

When the lights go off I want to watch the way you take the stage by storm

The way you wrap those boys around your finger

Go on and play the leader' cause you know it's what you're good at

The low road for the fast track, make every second last

'Cause I got your picture, I'm coming with you, @dear-ao3 , count me in

There's a story at the bottom of this bottle and I'm the pen

Make it count when I'm the one who's selling you out

'Cause it feels like stealing hearts, calling your name from the crowd

Live and let live, you'll be the showgirl of the home team

I'll be the narrator telling another tale of the American dream

I see your name in lights, we can make you a star

Girl, we'll take the world by storm, it isn't that hard

'Cause I got your picture, I'm coming with you, @dear-ao3 , count me in

There's a story at the bottom of this bottle and I'm the pen

Make it count when I'm the one who's selling you out

'Cause it feels like stealing hearts, calling your name from the crowd

Woah-oh-oh, haha

Take a breath, don't it sound so easy?

Never had a doubt, now I'm going crazy

Watching from the floor

Take a breath and let the rest come easy

Never settle down, 'cause the cash flow leaves me

Always wanting more

'Cause I got your picture, I'm coming with you, @dear-ao3 , count me in

There's a story at the bottom of this bottle and I'm the pen

Make it count when I'm the one who's selling you out

'Cause it feels like stealing hearts, calling your name from the crowd

'Cause I got your picture, I'm coming with you, @dear-ao3 , count me in

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i got a poorly self tattooed smiley face and a dot

does that count?

heck yea it counts

the dot is a very far away bazooka

and the smiley is my army formation viewed from a plane

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istg one of these posts tumblr is gonna become a very successful movie company and all the tickets will be free

the profit will come in form of shoelaces sold as snacks

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i strongly believe the motion of crossing oneself in the christian religion came from checking if all your jewelry is still in place

i mean think about it

head piece, necklace(s), earring 1, earring 2

now where do the praying hands come into play?

ADJUSTING YOUR RINGS

in short, christianity is just a checklist if all your bling is still there

the book is a slightly dramatized version of what to do if something is missing

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counterpoint: image generating ai making the most absurd and tumblr-esque goncharov poster and its not even a threat to artists

example 1

look at the eyes, the letters, the mafia man tie

its hideous and it will die before it learns

I am SO glad the Goncharov meme happened before image generating ai you don't even know