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To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (đđ¨âď¸đĽ)
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For every note this gets I will kill one (1) acephobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.
#google is the best search engine#google posting#google#pride month#aromantic#asexual#aroace#lgbtqia#why do I do this to myself#my dear notes will never recover#oh wait that's right I hate a/arophobes#pride#lgbtq#woah#25k#that's insane
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"A funny thing happened on the way to the enshittocene: Google â which astonished the world when it reinvented search, blowing Altavista and Yahoo out of the water with a search tool that seemed magic â suddenly turned into a pile of shit.
Google's search results are terrible. The top of the page is dominated by spam, scams, and ads. A surprising number of those ads are scams. Sometimes, these are high-stakes scams played out by well-resourced adversaries who stand to make a fortune by tricking Google[...]
Google operates one of the world's most consequential security system â The Algorithm (TM) â in total secrecy. We're not allowed to know how Google's ranking system works, what its criteria are, or even when it changes: "If we told you that, the spammers would win."
Well, they kept it a secret, and the spammers won anyway.
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Some of the biggest, most powerful, most trusted publications in the world have a side-hustle in quietly producing SEO-friendly "10 Best ___________ of 2024" lists: Rolling Stone, Forbes, US News and Report, CNN, New York Magazine, CNN, CNET, Tom's Guide, and more.
Google literally has one job: to detect this kind of thing and crush it. The deal we made with Google was, "You monopolize search and use your monopoly rents to ensure that we never, ever try another search engine. In return, you will somehow distinguish between low-effort, useless nonsense and good information. You promised us that if you got to be the unelected, permanent overlord of all information access, you would 'organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful.'"
They broke the deal." -Cory Doctorow
Read the whole article: https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/21/im-feeling-unlucky/#not-up-to-the-task
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Google is now the only search engine that can surface results from Reddit, making one of the webâs most valuable repositories of user generated content exclusive to the internetâs already dominant search engine. If you use Bing, DuckDuckGo, Mojeek, Qwant or any other alternative search engine that doesnât rely on Googleâs indexing and search Reddit by using âsite:reddit.com,â you will not see any results from the last week. DuckDuckGo is currently turning up seven links when searching Reddit, but provides no data on where the links go or why, instead only saying that âWe would like to show you a description here but the site won't allow us.â Older results will still show up, but these search engines are no longer able to âcrawlâ Reddit, meaning that Google is the only search engine that will turn up results from Reddit going forward. Searching for Reddit still works on Kagi, an independent, paid search engine that buys part of its search index from Google. The news shows how Googleâs near monopoly on search is now actively hindering other companiesâ ability to compete at a time when Google is facing increasing criticism over the quality of its search results. And while neither Reddit or Google responded to a request for comment, it appears that the exclusion of other search engines is the result of a multi-million dollar deal that gives Google the right to scrape Reddit for data to train its AI products.
July 24 2024
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I asked Google "who ruined Google" and they replied honestly using their AI, which is now forced on all of us. It's too funny not to share!
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The funniest possible outcome of all these Google antitrust disclosures re: deceptively re-writing people's search queries in order to maximise Google's ad revenue would be if the corporations that paid for those ads decide that Google has been defrauding them the whole time. The ultimate "bite each other's dicks off" scenario.
#computers#technology#internet#search engines#google#antitrust#current events#violence mention#penis metion
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i've been so tired of google's new legal liability bot sitting on top of the existing highlighted result, taking up page space and either parroting exactly what the highlighted result said or offering completely unrelated or incorrect results, that i actually cheered when this came up:
"oh but AI is experimental -"
the bot told people to eat glue on pizza. you can talk yourself blue in the face about the bot's learning curve and how "it'll be improved with time", but maybe a bot being touted as the latest and greatest in scouring the internet for accurate information should not come with a permanent glaring disclaimer of "it's still learning / results may not be accurate!" as the generative AI ouroboros continues to keep on chewing.
#google ai overview#and yES i know we use bots for existing search engine features#and how use ai for actually beneficial purposes such as in the medical field#but i am beyond burnt out on this ai hype trend and how every other website / company is flailing around their shiny new bot#i can't do this anymore i'm going outside
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Misha at JIB 2010
#Misha Collins#JIB 2010#jibcon 2010#I saw a lot of misinfo about where and when these photos were taken so I decided to trace the source of them#google was useless but duckduckgo & yandex & tineye were helpful#EDIT: that woman is Julie Caitlin Brown and she is Misha's agent#fun fact: these search engines also think than Misha circa 2010 looks like Sebastian Stan#and will show me photos of him when I look for photos of Misha
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https://www.google.com/
internet opinion on above website
If I search for how to do something, I only find ads for unrelated crap or AI generated nonsense, or occasionally a question posted identical to mine that nobody has ever answered. If I want info on something, I can look for it in quotes and get an ad for something without any words even related to what I was after. The supreme reigning search engine is almost as bad as tumblr's "nothing on this blog" when I just posted and tagged it with the search term earlier that day. The data wars are over. The advertisers won.
Oh wait, this is the FAKE facts blog. Uh... Google's is awesome!
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TECHNOLOGIES
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#đŤâď¸â˘ď¸#đŤ#â˘ď¸#google#google.com#google search engine#google search#google search engine search index#original timeline#taylor swift#pi day#fashoing#melanie martinez#michelle obama#caprica#jacqueline bouvier kennedy#jackie onassis#jfk#john f kennedy#abraham lincoln#washington dc#SEPTIANA MAY GEIGER#BRADLEY CARL GEIGER#BRAD PITT#brad geiger#bradley c. geiger#32 WHITETAIL LANE#SHERIDAN#WYOMING#WEBER
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DOJ is considering Breaking up Google for violating antitrust law, especially for its monopoly on online search
Other options would include forcing Google to share data with its rivals or paying large fines.
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#destiel meme news#destiel meme#news#united states#us news#world news#google#tech industry#technology#internet#search engine#browser#internet browser#see this is why you should be using firefox and duckduckgo#doj#department of justice#monopoly#ask
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For every note this gets I'll personally kill a transphobe with my bare hands
#google is the best search engine#google posting#google#lgbtqia#thank you tumblr for your transphobia#we <3 you giving this a mature content warning
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Day twenty six! This is the last request in this challenge. I was asked to do a take on a sketch by Stan Sakai. The requester didnât ask for the cowboy hat to be added, but I really wanted it.
#finally finished. for now anyway. this is as finished as itâs going to be for a while.#usagi yojimbo#miyamoto usagi#artists on tumblr#I donât actually know anything about westerns#I googled âcowboy posesâ looking for reference material and what came up were images labeled âsexy cowboy posesâ but I think it came out ok#can I still say I googled something if I use duck go go as my search engine?#pizzazz art
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Google search really has been taken over by low-quality SEO spam, according to a new, year-long study by German researchers. The researchers, from Leipzig University, Bauhaus-University Weimar, and the Center for Scalable Data Analytics and Artificial Intelligence, set out to answer the question "Is Google Getting Worse?" by studying search results for 7,392 product-review terms across Google, Bing, and DuckDuckGo over the course of a year. They found that, overall, "higher-ranked pages are on average more optimized, more monetized with affiliate marketing, and they show signs of lower text quality ... we find that only a small portion of product reviews on the web uses affiliate marketing, but the majority of all search results do." They also found that spam sites are in a constant war with Google over the rankings, and that spam sites will regularly find ways to game the system, rise to the top of Google's rankings, and then will be knocked down. "SEO is a constant battle and we see repeated patterns of review spam entering and leaving the results as search engines and SEO engineers take turns adjusting their parameters," they wrote.
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The researchers warn that this rankings war is likely to get much worse with the advent of AI-generated spam, and that it genuinely threatens the future utility of search engines: "the line between benign content and spam in the form of content and link farms becomes increasingly blurryâa situation that will surely worsen in the wake of generative AI. We conclude that dynamic adversarial spam in the form of low-quality, mass-produced commercial content deserves more attention."
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Windows98 Search
#google#windows#microsoft#pop art#windows 95#windows95#windows98#windows 98#art#aesthetic#90s#webpunk#oldweb#nostalgiacore#nostalgia#search engine#post internet#old internet#digital art#animation
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so apparently.
if you google lyrics now it just gives you a fucking. ai analysis of the lyrics
thanks for fucking nothing, i was LOOKING FOR THE FUCKING SONG ITS FROM, NOT A ROBOT'S OPINION OF THE SYMBOLISM
#did not realize how dire its gotten#search engines are shit now welcome to the future#i tried to go back to the online captioning job i've done before#and the tried and true method USED to be 'google as many of the lyrics that you can hear to find out the rest'#but NOPE fucking alexa got her fucking english degree and is DYING to show it off i guess
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