#intj funny

[pandagobrr]

Theoretically, it would have worked.

[classic-entp]

Classic-ENTP #43

ENTP: the system should be as disposable to you as you are to the system.

INTJ: *thinking they've finally found a like minded individual*

INTP: she's talking about Minecraft don't bother being impressed

[soc69]

first three words that come to mind for each mbti type based on absolutely nothing:

ENTJ- cold, command, villainous

ENTP- joker, prick, devil

INTJ- cold, machine, calculate

INTP- isolate, analyse, ingenious

INFP- feel, empathy, story

INFJ- weird, calm, warm

ENFJ- weird, warm, love

ENFP- chaos, sugar, crack

ESFP- party, socialise, colourful

ESFJ- understand, compromise, connect

ISFJ- knowledge, sentiment, reason

ISFP- kind, touch, sympathy

ISTP- reserve, stoic, perceive

ISTJ- order, cold, tradition

ESTJ- command, obey, decide

ESTP- indulge, chaos, kaboom

[digisinister]

My take on the MBTI from the perspective of an INTJ

1. ENTP: A minefield that must be treaded carefully

2. INTP: Nerd

3. INTJ: Socially inept

4. ENTJ: I wish I was as objectively motivated as you

5. ENFJ: Stop trying to please everyone, it's impossible

6. ENFP: Quirky

7. INFP: Pathetic

8. INFJ: Stop being right god dammit

9. ISFJ: Too good, too pure for this world

10. ISFP: I like the vibe, but too sensitive for me

11. ESFP: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

12. ESFJ: Forgettable

13. ESTJ: What are you, a cop?

14. ESTP: Flaky

15. ISTP: A puzzle that must be solved (Would smash)

16. ISTJ: Square

[mauv-the-bluest-cat-ever]

[pinkcrownkitty]

lol

[ninicaise]

i don't know if it's some sort of spiteful instinct within me that i developed against fanon but the idea of damen straight out calling laurent an idiot is hilarious. to me

[violaobanion]

i took an mbti test again last night and it's always nerve-wracking to see if i now have a different result this time but THANK GOD order is restored there is peace in the universe i am still an intj bitch 😌

[orangerosebush]

These lyrics from The Front Bottoms are effectively what Butler crankily receives in his phone after Minerva (rightfully) tells him he was fucking insane for opting in on the Mars Mission instead of simply telling Artemis to cool it with this recent quarter-life/new clone body crisis

[oiblackestsheep]

This one goes out to all of my fellow former phoney INTJs. As a former mistyped INTJ, this meme was a nobrainer after seeing all of the other INTPs and ISTJs in the same boat lmao

[pandagobrr]

This is the only way I'm good at something.

Credit to @mbti_tties

[classic-entp]

Classic-ENTP #40

INTJ: I don't like you

ENTP: lol that's funny

INTJ: ...

ENTP: wait... actually?

INTJ: yeah, actually

ENTP: you genuinely don't like me?

INTJ: yep

ENTP: how???

INTJ: what do you mean, "how"? You are very easy to dislike. You're loud, annoying, have the memory of a goldfish, and never take anything seriously

ENTP: ...

ENTP: but those are my best qualities

[notanotherinfjblog]

Productivity

ENTJ: Do you know those moments when you’ve got so much to do that you have no idea where to even start and so you start making a list of things that are too unimportant to waste your time on right now? But at the same time you’re wasting time by not working on the things that actually are important. You’re just making lists of all the tiny aspects of your work that you can throw out just to make yourself feel like you’re doing something.

INFJ: No, I don’t know those moments. I’m less productive, you see. When I’m overwhelmed by all the stuff I have to do, I panic and stare at the wall for three hours.

ENTJ: You’ve been doing that a lot lately, haven’t you?

INFJ: ... yes.

[harbouringhope]

Just a conversation between an intj and an enfp:

[desire-loves-food]

INTJ, INTP & ENFP conversation

(This is a real story which took place in my school)

Me (INTJ) and my acquaintance (INTP) had been discussing MBTI and cognitive functions since we both find it interesting another acquaintance of my and our conversation goes like this:

ENFP - Hey guys!!!! What's up???

INTP - We are kinda busy now.

ENFP - Are you all hiding something? Is it for my birthday???

INTJ - No. We were talking about MBTI.

ENFP - That's boringggggg!!!

INTJ and INTP continue as it is a part of their project.

ENFP(bored)

ENFP - Do you know what my MBTI is??? Let me tell you. It is C-U-T-E!!!

INTJ and INTP look at each other awkwardly as they finally realize that they will have to continue with their project later.

[shika000]

ENTP X INFP 👼🏻