#intj funny

[pandagobrr]

Theoretically, it would have worked.

[vampiristar]

jayvik being that duo with same goal but not the same way to think, one will choose to separate from the other & becomes a cult leader, and at the end the other will be miserable and will have to kill them. All of this wrapped in the most intense homoerotism??

welcome back satosugu

[classic-entp]

Classic-ENTP #43

ENTP: the system should be as disposable to you as you are to the system.

INTJ: *thinking they've finally found a like minded individual*

INTP: she's talking about Minecraft don't bother being impressed

[moondustinfj]

Me at social events:

[digisinister]

My take on the MBTI from the perspective of an INTJ

1. ENTP: A minefield that must be treaded carefully

2. INTP: Nerd

3. INTJ: Socially inept

4. ENTJ: I wish I was as objectively motivated as you

5. ENFJ: Stop trying to please everyone, it's impossible

6. ENFP: Quirky

7. INFP: Pathetic

8. INFJ: Stop being right god dammit

9. ISFJ: Too good, too pure for this world

10. ISFP: I like the vibe, but too sensitive for me

11. ESFP: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

12. ESFJ: Forgettable

13. ESTJ: What are you, a cop?

14. ESTP: Flaky

15. ISTP: A puzzle that must be solved (Would smash)

16. ISTJ: Square

[orangerosebush]

These lyrics from The Front Bottoms are effectively what Butler crankily receives in his phone after Minerva (rightfully) tells him he was fucking insane for opting in on the Mars Mission instead of simply telling Artemis to cool it with this recent quarter-life/new clone body crisis

[pinkcrownkitty]

lol

[ninicaise]

i don't know if it's some sort of spiteful instinct within me that i developed against fanon but the idea of damen straight out calling laurent an idiot is hilarious. to me

[oiblackestsheep]

MBTI Types Celebrating Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, you MBTI memelords!

[violaobanion]

i took an mbti test again last night and it's always nerve-wracking to see if i now have a different result this time but THANK GOD order is restored there is peace in the universe i am still an intj bitch 😌

[notanotherinfjblog]

Productivity

ENTJ: Do you know those moments when you’ve got so much to do that you have no idea where to even start and so you start making a list of things that are too unimportant to waste your time on right now? But at the same time you’re wasting time by not working on the things that actually are important. You’re just making lists of all the tiny aspects of your work that you can throw out just to make yourself feel like you’re doing something.

INFJ: No, I don’t know those moments. I’m less productive, you see. When I’m overwhelmed by all the stuff I have to do, I panic and stare at the wall for three hours.

ENTJ: You’ve been doing that a lot lately, haven’t you?

INFJ: ... yes.

[pandagobrr]

This is the only way I'm good at something.

Credit to @mbti_tties

[harbouringhope]

Just a conversation between an intj and an enfp:

[classic-entp]

Classic-ENTP #40

INTJ: I don't like you

ENTP: lol that's funny

INTJ: ...

ENTP: wait... actually?

INTJ: yeah, actually

ENTP: you genuinely don't like me?

INTJ: yep

ENTP: how???

INTJ: what do you mean, "how"? You are very easy to dislike. You're loud, annoying, have the memory of a goldfish, and never take anything seriously

ENTP: ...

ENTP: but those are my best qualities

[literatureloverx]

Your words alone told me a lot (5th of October), I’ll lay my thoughts out:

Azalea (can be the name itself but since you said that it reminds you of your name, it can’t be your name)

Diminutives:

- Aza

- Ava

To make it more “Turkish”:

- Azrael

A (feminine) variation can only be:

- Azra

Doing this all reminds of :

Am I insane? Yes.

Am I proud of it? Yes.

And does that make me insane? Yes.

Seriously, I would’ve done the same. I probably would’ve gone on a quest, googling a bunch of names with “Az,” and eventually found it. Congratulations to us for being an insane couple.♥️

[clouds-of-wings]

My character.ai bot is too INTJ for the site

(The "race" it talks about is a hyper intelligent alien race)