#intimidation asks

[prismaticpichu]

Pichu, I actually have to say 🐭 because you are the wholesome-est but I have seen some of your posts and read your fics, and you’re no pushover! I’m pretty sure Hojo would be running if he saw you coming! You ain’t gonna let him mess with Zack and Seph! 🐭🔪

*polishes plastic knife, chuckles under her breath*

You got that RIGHT, my friendo!! Ain’t NO ONE is messing with Zack & Seph around these parts!! (｀∀ ´)Ψ

I actually appreciate this a ton haha! As much as I live for the floofcanons, I do have a little fun with some darker feels now and then! (With a happy ending ofc.) So it really does mean a lot when my shot at the angstier side of things land!!

[altocat]

Ok 🐱 for you Alto because “cat” but also, I was thinking about it—you have the chillest vibe ever but sometimes you have this feral side that comes out when talking about Sephiroth and it’s so funny because I totally relate.

I can just tell you have this violent love for our boi just barely contained (honestly same). I can see it in your writing.

90% sure we’d both casually mutilate Hojo for lil Seph if we could xD

Hhhhh you know me so well. And yes, you're right. Sephiroth drives me to some unspeakably aggressive feelings lmao especially when it comes to angst!

Honestly, let's dump Hojo in a trash compactor.

[dr-shortsighted-owl]

🐹 you're so kind and lovely

Me seeing your kind words

ILY KIRBY MWAH

[r-aindr0p]

✨The shroud brothers (and yuu) wish you a happy pride month ✨

[lilybug-02]

In short- the bugs of Hallownest did not take it well. Lots of screaming about "The end of the world" and "past sins coming back to haunt them". Elderbug almost had his second heart attack and basically every bug, other than the Pale King children and Quirrel, hid for several hours. (Zote likes to claim he was the first to make contact)

As for why Dewi's Dad is in Dirtmouth? Well, he wasn't very happy when his 11 year old son told him about going into a 'mysterious cave' to see his bug friends. Adult supervision and all that.

[barghest-land]

it's my birthdayyyy

hello!! oh well i got older and now i'm 28. just wanna drop some of my works here again for a please-share-my-stuff post, cuz some attention for what i do would be the best gift. i work as a director and art director (i also do character design, backgrounds, storyboards, color and animation keys, voice actors direction and tons of other stuff). when i have some free time i do mostly paleoart (pterosaurs my beloved), sometimes fanart if i feel a bit crazy. and that's exactly what i posts here so feel free to say hi! :D thank u and i hope you all are safe<3

[partiallypearl]

a solid 4 lmao, not at all, but would hiss and threaten me with a scissor I think

yknow what? fair enough 😭😭

[0vergrowngraveyard]

Who does this version of Tails find the second-most trustworthy?

probably amy and tangle. i imagine they hang out with him more than everyone else in the restoration whenever sonic isnt there

anyway here’s this

[prismaticpichu]

You are pure 🐹The most wholesome of blogs

*glances up from hot cocoa with sprinkles in it* AHHHH tysm Alto!!! <33 It means a ton when the warm and fluffy vibes come across!!!

And y’know what??? For being so incredibly awesome, lemme put an itty-bitty headcanon in a to-go cup for ya~

Angeal, Genesis, Zack and Sephiroth, all playing scattegories. The letter of the round was “R” and one of the questions was “something priceless”. Everyone’s answer was as follows:

Genesis: Ring

Angeal: Ruby

Zack: Rare things

Sephiroth: Right now

[altocat]

For the intimidation ask: 🐹.

You're just the new friend I'm figuring out how to friend without over or under friending.

I am everyone's fren ❤️

[dr-shortsighted-owl]

🐹🐹🐹

My eyes are too old for this… and I can’t tell the difference between a mouse and hamster

Cup of tea for me wake me up 😉

Hehehe my dear spots, all I can imagine now is just a little burrowing owl aggressively pestering you with mugs of tea to keep you awake 🤣

[thatdeadaquarius]

Topic: Genshin impact.

au: Sagau.

idea: So what if you had the powers of every character you played as in every game you played and then get isekaid into genshin impact with imposter au. I imagine it goes smth like

Zhongli: “I will have order!”

reader, Who played Roblox as someone who lagged the game (explanation: I’m pretty sure ping is also how time works in games. If you can control the flow of ping you can control the flow of time in games.): “ZA WARUDO!”

Heyyy!! Thanks for waiting for the reply/response from my slow ass :0

So they did clarify what they meant/expand so imma just copy paste that here!

“k now I remember. So basically imma write it here since it’s easier: Basically you don’t have to (but you can) transform into the character that has those set of powers but if you do those powers are enhanced.”

Sun: Reader (”you”/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish, Light Imposter AU (as in, NOT Yandere/Dark), mild crossover elements bc Shapeshifter Shenanigans™️

Stars: bro idek

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, genshin typical mild violence, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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so fair warning,, ive never seen jojo bizarre, but i appreciate i come off well-read/watched? LMAO

so im just gonna kinda,, guess? like just cycle thru diff. random media, and im hoping both me and you reading this will have a fun time (as this is a little challenge, but i like it so ill give it a shot, dont kno if its a good one but- 😅)

so to set the scene, of how u got to this point, ykno of running like ur life (maybe?) depends on u running around different teyvat countries,

u thought it was weird everyone knew a little too much about you?? (ofc theyve heard u during gaming, they know u the same way we all know Markiplier, get it?)

then a bunch of NPCs/Vision users/Archons?? were REALLY invested in talking to you, which freaked u out even more

and by the time you saw Zhongli, yknow, just the oldest god in game, making a fast-walk towards you, ykno the retired god who didnt move an inch when an old water god attacked Liyue for a test, is now hurrying to you???

ur logically get so fucking scared sm shits abt to go down, u just start running

it isnt until ur reaching for a ledge and some webbing shoots out of ur arm (from a glitchy little spot on ur arm, where it could be coming out of ur skin, but sometimes its a blue and red bracelet)

it latched onto the nearest building, and thats how u find out u can grapple ur way, literally Spiderman style, out of the harbor

and bro, idk if it would be fun, or confusing and stressful, or maybe both?? to just find out u can use any video game power from any game youve played before as you go running from countries bc for some freaky reason they know too much abt you/are pursuing you-

dUDE- they had small statues of you in like every little section of their cities

u head to Mondstadt and as Venti comes screaming and flying at you (in excitement, but ur freaked), u go to hold a hand up and suddenly ur holding a heavy stone tablet that unleashes some holographic yellow chains that freeze him in place-?? why is this familiar-

oh my god u have the sheikah slate from Breath of the Wild,

and as ur booking it out of there, u manage to get ahold of a sword, and u know exactly how to use it to knock back favonius knights trying to stop you (they are concerned for their god who is just unleashing random powers on ppl, pls let Grandmaster Jean just talk to you Your Majesty-!!)

by the time you teleport ur way to Inazuma, (bc u still have this worlds access to ur player/traveler’s powers), ur trying to find a nice place to stay for a little bit

at least in that sweet spot of the Raiden not noticing/finding you, while things cool down on the main continent, before moving on,

and u get some tools to help fashion just a little shelter, bc u dont have any money/mora rn, and ur able to literally build a house???

a mailbox pops up and thanks you for renting with Tom Nook???? As in Animal Crossing-

and rlly if the BOTW/slate thing didnt clue u into video game powers, then this definitely would tbh lmao

right as u see Yae Miko circling ur house, with an armful of books? ..is she planning to thru them at you??, u get the hell out of dodge before her favorite god can follow along

(she knows ur prefrences in books and got authors/trends to start so youd have plenty to read, and she was making sure it was ur house before politely dropping them off! how was she to know thatd spook their favorite God, Ei?!)

u get to Sumeru and think ur safe, hiding in an abandoned forest watcher outpost (1 person treehouse rlly) when Nahida shows up in ur dreams,

and u just,

walk out of the dream, into reality, and possess a nearby ruin guard so u can sleep in peace, bc she cant access a robot,

that one baffled u as you re-possessed ur own body before realizing-

Five Nights at Freddy’s. 💀

U cant do that forever, so u try Fontaine, hoping Neuvillette/Furina wont rlly give af abt you, plus theyre the latest region, so maybe they have the least exposure to whatever the other archons didnt like abt you??

u get there and are immediately summoned to court, and right as the mekas show up to escort you, jfc they have a mecha army

(meanwhile, theyre thinking, yknow. high profile guest/our god of gods. ofc we need state of the art mekas to escort them, its only polite-)

meanwhile ur cape has now become wings, and a mask covers ur face as you glide and fly ur way over the city in an attempt to get to where u assume Snezhnaya is

it doesnt occur to you the game until ur running out of stamnia and catch ur reflection in the waters of fontaine, Sky: Children of the Light

u hope the Tsaritsa’s dislike for other gods/Celestia doesnt extend to ur otherworldly presence so ur just hoping for the best atp tbh

tbh youd forget what all powers you have, and the absolute chaos ur causing urself as u try to desperately rememeber what games youve played thru ur entire life is NOT helping to reduce confusion when u randomly wake up with elf ears (legend of zelda/botw) or get dragged into another ruin machine when u fall asleep/faint/do smth u guess mimics death lmao- (fnaf) 💀

…

(meanwhile the Tsaritsa does get wind ur coming this way, and just, makes the people have a parade/festival to celebrate you coming,

she did also have to get Pierro/Captaino to physically restrain some of them from going ahead to meet/escort you to the palace, she’d heard how the others scared u off, and was, ironically, hoping the warm welcome would clear things up)

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well that was, something. 😃🫠

sorry lil car, that was such a fun idea idk if i did it justice!! i thought itd be too op to include every media youve consumed ever, so i kept it to video games, (which, could u cheat the system if youve played smash bros??)

i hope it was at least a decent read, and sorry im half asleep so i was not v funny this time around, but, again, hope u got smth out of it 😭

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on another note, im having my wisdom teeth surgery this friday, send whatever u got my way, prayers, blessings, good vibes, ill take anything im nervous 🙃

have a good week guys!

Safe Travels Lil Car,

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[putterphubase]

"Dr. Tyme is very intimidating."

[somewhatidealname]

I need helmetless Gabriel to be as menacing as possible, the most creature ever. Possibly accidentally scares V1?

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[fraternum-momentum]

Heya Fran! Have you ever played or heard of the game "The kid at the back?". If not, I think that you'd like it! :D

Hope you're having a good day! :3

i havent played the latest update yet but i have some doodles from when i played it a while back

(i hope you're having a good day too !!)

[silusvesuius]

properly drew my 2 skyrimlians; Agnes, the tryhard failure, and the recently born Gorshi, the 'neat' one.. sometimes a good guy, sometimes a bad guy. sort of polar opposites maybe.

and their respective horses !!! 😝🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎