#interviwer

[i-write-fic-not-essays]

i can’t believe the lack of fem!lestat content in this fandom… lestat and claudia are just too mother-daughter core for this blatant neglect of she/her lestat canon

[innocentiusxiv]

my girls <3

[desiblr-gapshap]

*तितली sipping chai and thinking* whose interview should I take today? We can't go on like this? Audience is complaining.

*चाय happily entering studio with her book* "hey तितली!"

"yes चाय What's up?"

"ohhh sorry dear but i use Nokia 1300 no WhatsApp please haha I'm so funny na and- ouch!!!!"

*तितली blowing on her hand after hitting her head* "your lame jokes are less interesting than Om's "baad me bataunga tujhe" please. So shut up I'm trying to think."

"what you haven't decided any candidate yet? We can't neglect our show!"

Then you tell me what should I do? whose interview should we take today? we can't get our special guest of the week on such a short notice but who are these guests hann ?? Think think

*looking at चाय* "found the bali ki bakri(goat who will sacrifice herself tonight)*

*चाय having bad feeling*

Today we are going to take interview of momo hahaha the most self proclaimed besharam behaya behuda aurat who also says that she is kumolika of desiblr huh

But no the reason for interviewing her are none of the above.

It is because She is....

Velli , berozgar, nalli

(always free, unemployed)

So presenting to you hmari adrak wali chai @appki-adrak-wali-chai

*चाय still confused* So who are we going to interview today?

You. So get ready ASAP.

Me why?!!! no wth??!!!!! You didn't give me special treatment of the guest you provide backstage! I want that respect!

*तितली putting चाय on gunpoint* Chal now answer all of these

Who are you ? An idiot

What do u do on Tumblr ? Nothing other than spreading insanity.

What kind of vibes you and your blog give ? Mess

How's your experience with desiblr till now ?

*तितली sipping her chai* "Start."

[selfshippinglover]

Okay so just some thoughts about the Ben interview @ghiertor-the-gigapeen

~Bonjur returns! :DD

~ This is after Mark's death and you can hear hurt he is :(((

~Talks about sitting around and twiddling his thumbs, feeling lost without orders/ a command

~comes from a long line of servants

~Arrested for public nudity in Uni sdkhgdg (FRAT INITIATION OFC)

~Parents are from England

~MARK WAS ALSO ARRESTED IN THE FOR NUDITY OFC BUT WAS IN BUTLER SCHOOL TOO?? WHAT? HIM, A BUTLER??

~AWWW MARK AND HIM MET WHEN BEN TOOK THE ARREST FOR MARKS STREAKING BRRRO TWT

~Ben dresses Mark when he passes out drunk(oh Ben sweetie)

~DOES COCaine ksdvHbjk

~ 3 wishes would be Mark doesn't die, everyone in the world gets their own butler, and everything to be clean all the time(so true bestie)

~ It's like anytime he brings up Mark he's moments away from crying like you can't tell me he doesn't care about him :(((

~Doesn't like Chef like everyone else xD

~MARK WAS AT THE MASTER HARVARD AND BEN WAS AT THE HARVARD SERVANT SCHOOL APPARENTLY??

~Mastertude school is prooobably to make sure people don't get overpaid =-= (i'd bet partying and gossiping too tho!!)

~Most difficult task was when Mark filled a tub with hot coco(bleh) and he had to clean it up(christ)

~Ben wouldn't clean Mark up, he made him clean up himself (so surprisingly, mark can do that but I'm sure he'd prefer not to liek the little bitch eh is dskhbgsdb)

~Mark sucked at cleaning himself SMHHHH

~BEN THINKS OF MARK AS A GOOD FRIEND WAAHHHTOT

~MARK THANKED HIM, SHARED DRINKS WITH HIM, AND ALLOWED HIM TO JOIN IN ON PARTIES? AWWW Mark really did care i think ,,QwQ,, (at least, that's the most we've ever heard of such a thing happening)

~Mark hired him right out of Uni

~No medical issues related to WKM Except that murder is a triggering subject for him

~WILL BROKE THE VASE IN THE WINE CELLAR WHILE DRUNK AND ANGRRY

~DAMN HE DOESN'T LIKE WILLIAM? SAYS HE "WAS ALWAYS AN ISSUE"? OOF THEY DIDN'T GET ALONG I GUESS?? GEEZ FINDS HIM OUTLNADISH DSksgb

~ William owed Mark a LOT of money, Ben saying it's like a life debt's worth

~DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE WINE IN THE CELLAR BUT CALLED THEM A MONSTER AND BLAMES THEM FOR KILLING MARK SDGLHGGJL(He's more right and wrong than he knows)

~was drinking with Mark before the night of the party

~Lives in the mansion and is working 24/7 =-=

~That wine was an 1810 Chardonnay

~OOOH MARK LEFT BEN HSI MANSION ANS FUNDS IN HSI WILLLLLL QOQ..

~But another part of the will was to check up on William every few months and man he doesn't liek doing that :((

~doesn't like Will's denial of the dying(it's just not right), doesn't trust him, but also doesn't believe he killed Mark

~Fell into a depression once Mark left and still is but is trying to go out again nearly a year since then :((

~Had Ben wear gloves the last few months before the party while everything was going down. Didn't want help, to be touched, to be seen, nothing. Ben called it all weird

~enjoys jogs cause it remind him of a happy memory :)

~Ben born in 1891!!!

~Graduated school in 96

~So five years of butlering

~Graduated top of class, known as the "greatest butler of history" in butler magazine.

~Likes beer and occasional scotch :)

~Always wanted to be known as the best servant hat every lived, that people would bid for him to be theirs (BUDDY YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THOOO)

~WAHHHH BEN JUST WANTS TO BE A FRIEND TOO TO ANY OF HIS MASTERS ;-;

~DAMN HE STRAIGHT UP SAID I'M SO GOOD A OF A BUTLER I'LL MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSOOON (Wonder if he thought of Mark like that too :.)

~CERTIFIED PET GROOOMER WOOOOO

~Loves and is loved by animals :)

~Only experience with supernatural is night with Celine and he still doesn't understand what happened to her :((

~He has mourned for Celine, describes her as a kind woman, as has missed her since the divorce...

~Has a hard time finding time for himself :((

~THE ONLY BELONGINGS HE HAS IS HIS UNIFORM??

~Mark really cared about status, being the best, a lot of stairs

~Doesn't like dirt hjgjj

~No opportunities to make friends cause of work(no wonder he likes Mark and Celine so much. He probably saw them most. Wonder bout dames tho!!)

~poor man starts his work day at 4 am

~BUTLER BALL CANON(But wants to run romantic partners by master)

~SAID THE BLACK BUTLER LINE

~Bad press after Mark's death lowered his approval rating amongst butler alumni :( ~wants a private quarter that only he uses

~Likes hanging out the DA :DD

~Believes the Detective's background checks out but finds him odd

~He doesn't take days off? BRO ;-; HE JUST WANTS TO BE DISTRACTED

~CRIES HE CALLS US BEACONS OF HOPE??? ;-;

~Celine and Mark attached at the hips since childhood?(HOLY SHIT THEY WERE FRIENDS TO LOVERS TOO??)

~Has no idea why Celine left Mark

~GEEZ HE'S SAYING GROUNDSKEEPING IS BELOW A BUTLER WOOF

~ Speaks English, German, spanish, and french(but only a little)

~Not allowed to get sick?? does not get sick? Calls in replacements??

~4th of July fireworks run at the last minute! Mark was apologetic and gave him a bonus? They just shot the breeze with fireworks together?AWW THAT'S SO SWEET

~Mark treated the Chef with kindness and respect(DOUBTFUL KJGJBGSD)

~Mark and Dames are close friends and also used each other to look good socially

~Had secrets about one another that he couldn't speak of? (SOUNDS PRETTY FRUITY??)

~Really enjoys Damian's company :)

[vampirerealll]

It's not pride month anymore (obvi) but I'm absolutely going feral over these two and I haven't even read the bookes yet 😭

[ofmythsandmists]

Sooo I don't know if someone already talked about it but...

Have you ever noticed the similarity between Armand and Gian Giacomo Caprotti, aka il Salaì (1), favourite pupil and (almost surely) lover of Leonardo da Vinci?

If not, here some basic infos:

He was born in 1480 near Milan, we know it because we have Leonardo's diary saying that Giacomo joined his bottega in 1490, "when he was ten" (2);

He was nicknamed "Salaì" ("devil") because he was, apparently, quite a pest :)))). He was, in Leonardo's words, "a thief, a liar, stubborn, and gluttonous";

Leonardo was born in 1452, which makes him 38 years old when Giacomo joined his household (yes, the age gap);

Salaì stayed with Leonardo almost till his death and was the model for many some of his paintings and sketches (3), some of which are erotic ones;

In 1523 he married a woman called Bianca Coldirodi d'Annono.

Last but not least, Salaì looked like THIS

This is a portrait made by another (anonymous) pupil of Leonardo.

I MEAN.

He was the model for the painting Saint John the Baptist by Leonardo (on the internet, you can easily find the NSFW sketch for this painting so... yeah).

So if we look at Armand's backstory (at least, the one set in Venice with Marius), I think it's pretty easy to see the similarities:

Armand states in The Vampire Armand that he was born around 1480-81;

He was (and continue to be) a pest *affectionate*

He has a relationship with Bianca;

Marius is very Leonardo-coded for many reasons (age-gap aside, I'm really talking about his personality and attitude);

I don't think I have to comment on the features of Salaì, do I?

In conclusion, I don't think any of it is random. Anne was a fan of Reinassance Italy, I'm pretty sure she did read something about Salai and Leonardo and decided to use it in her books.

Notes

Shortcut for "Sala[d]ino" which means "Saladin" but was used at the time to say "devil" because... well, period typical islamophobia. But you have to admit, the fact that his nickname was Devil, is something.

The Italian Wiki also gives a birth date: 27th December but I don't know the source (however, this is really funny to me because I've always headcanoned Armand as a Capricorn).

There is also this theory according to which he was the model for the Mona Lisa, since, yes, Salaì did actually modelled for paintings of women.

[icarusflighted]

Having a discussion with my friends about The Vampire Chronicles and what kind of shady businesses the characters would be in.

Claudia would be that one girl on the playground selling slime.

[levampiry]

[sunshine-be]

Lestat is so hot!! 🙌😔

[venusintheblindspots-blog]

My favorite characters for 2023

1. Nina Burgess, A Brief History of Seven Killings, by Marlon James

2. Sophie Caco, Breath, Eyes, Memory, by Edwidge Danticat

3. Sansa Stark, A Song of Ice and Fire, by George RR Martin

4. Louis de Pointe Du Lac, AMC’s Interview with the Vampire

5. Nettles, Fire and Blood, by George RR Martin

6. Ishaya Bello, Far from Home, Netflix

7. Bulbbul, Bulbbul, Netflix

8. Claudia Coleman, Monday’s Not Coming, by Tiffany D. Jackson

9. Agatha Danbury, Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story

10. Kurapika, Hunter x Hunter, Yoshiro Togashi

[futurewife]

When i think about my ship with C.able the lyric that always comes to me is st vincent new york you're the only motherfucker in this city who can handle me lol

[luzclarita57]

Queen of the damned WIP

Will I ever finish this?? Whoo fucking knows but I sure fucken hope so. This one is my favorite, and the brush I used got deleted 💔💔💔💔

If anyone has an alternative option for a similar brush, PLEASE LMK!!

[xxx109bradpittfanxxx109]

Roasted Ratatouille

it’s the middle of the nigth once again but I don't care, its food time

Next up on the Brad Pitt marathon was Interview With The Vampire and as much as I would love to recreate all the foods there, I don’t think its legal to cook humans in this country…

SO WE'RE MAKING RATATOUILLE

I've actually been wanting to make this for a while but didn’t have the time, so ofc midnight was the perfect time to try this out

I didn't buy all the ingredients from the website, but the ones I did get were:

2 eggplants

9 tomatoes

12 ounces zucchini (about 2)

2 red bell (or other) peppers

2 white onions

1 shallot

1/4 to 1/2 cups of olive oil

2 to 4 tablespoons of dark balsamic vinegar instead of white

2 teaspoons chopped fresh thyme, optional

1 teaspoon kosher salt plus more to taste

And freshly cracked pepper

I chopped up everything into varying chunks (around 1 inches for each of them) and piled it all into my pans then seasoned it with some salt. I underestimated how big the pile would be so I had to get another pan :/

In another, smaller bowl, I whisked the olive oil, vinegar, thyme, and 1 teaspoon of salt and poured it all over the vegetables

I put both pans into the oven and roasted them at around 204° Celsius for 47 minutes to make it just a bit more cooked. So now that some of the veggies' juices released and shrunk down, I removed the pans from the over and gave them a stir before putting them back in to cook for another 3 hours since my pans was pretty loaded with veggies

I did this while also stirring them in-between 35 minute intervals to really mix them. I kept doing this til all the vegetables were tender and soft, and the juices started peaking near the top.

And then voila~

i am a literal genius

soooooo friggin delicious

10/10 would recommend, I can't wait to have this for brekkie tomorrow today

[anxietyonmars]

People with anxiety disorders should be exempt from job interviews because dear god I'm panicking 😂😅😅

[diamondnokouzai]

MADE IT TO SECOND ROUND OF INTERVIEWS. CONGRATULATE ME IMMEDIATELY.

[kruxifuchs]

Santiago