#interview tape

[deterioratingpisces]

Loumand argument, you will always be famous.

[devilled-minion]

[reinvent-and-believe]

[cannibalspicnic]

What cracks me up about Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape is that aside from the vampirism, Daniel's just having such a typical cocaine experience.

He goes home with a guy because he has coke, then ends up listening to the guy rant and bitch about his ex until dawn, then witnesses an implosion between the guy and his current partner, then is forced to answer the question, "Am I boring?" from said partner while trying to figure out the best way to leave.

This is just a regular night on cocaine.

[and-fishing-equipment]

i feel like we're too normal about the fact that armand canonically on screen said "i'm not hopeful there's more to you, daniel, other than a hole" like. that's a thing that happened and we're not even gonna grossly take it out of context and use it as a devils minion phrase? we will now

[janeacular]

not to be that girl but when I see yall reference to / draw "that half blank half apocalyptic look" on Armand he always looks uncanny and like, supposed to be scary. Which surprises me because that is not how I envisioned that line at all lmao so mayhaps I am the problem but my interpretation was always that the "half blank half apocalyptic look" was the look he had when his PTSD triggered and he's partially dissociated, partially terrified, partially desperate, partially not even in the room anymore. flashbacking etc. which would also explain why louis was like So what's it gonna be? Fight or Fawn? your two trauma responses? You gonna deal with these feelings with anger or appeasement? Or your other coping mechanism turning it into a sex thing? Is that not how you guys perceived that line too? am I tweaking?

[st-ignatius]

actually, daniel molloy is so real. cause if i offered to get on my knees for a guy and he telepathically shoved me to my knees, i would get a boner too

[fascinationstreetmp3]

"It's so hard to kill humans! I can feel their feelings as I drain them! Everyone I know wrongs me!"

[gregrulzok]

[true-bluesargent]

rotating the loumand 1973 argument in my head constantly... louis sticking out his tongue in armand's face armand's ridiculous new orleans louis impression louis' horrible british armand impression armand's 17 increasingly erratic "lestat's" that he says with one side of his mouth louis comparing being with armand to being smothered with a soft beige pillow and armand calling claudia louis' throw pillow armand saying "mark it on the calendar, align it with ursa major louis' tri-annual fսck off and find me with apologies to follow" and louis' mocking "im sorry" while laughing "is it the gremlin or the good nurse tonight" "picking lint off the SOFA??!?"... all of it is soooo delicious i need it memorised

[coquettevampyr]

i <3 my crazy wife

[vaperarmand]

started imagining rpf discourse in the rockstar lestat universe (part 1)

[ca-suffit]

[kaitcake1289]

picking LINT??!!! off the SOFA!?!?@>

[ldpdlfiles]

im so addicted to the loumand fight scene in s2 episode 5 like it hasn’t left my brain since i first watched it. “align it with ursa major louis’ tri-annual FUCK OFF and find me!” “DULL dull dull NIGHTS dull WEEKS dull MONTHS dull as FUCK suffocation by the worlds softest, beigest pillow” (imitating louis) “oh its so hard to be me! its so haaard to kill humans!” (bad armand accent) “i’m the vampire armand and my daddy vampire groomed me into A LITTLE BITCH” “my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldnt look at me kindly” “lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat” “i talked shit about him the whole time!” “THE NAME. the name unuttered in our home for TWENTY THREE YEARS. said over and over again till it was pounding in my brain like a hammer” “she didnt love you! not like he did, not like i have.”

[tinytrainworld]