#interests; seasons

[platoapproved]

What was that you said about memory? "A monster," was it?

[rdm00n]

Ding Ding Ding* Oorder upp!!

:D

[storybook-souls]

listened to the first episode of the severance podcast with adam scott and ben stiller today and i can't stop thinking about this bit they were discussing from the original pilot script where Ms. Cobel invites Mark into her house, has him watch while she tortures her pet rat, and then reveals that the rat is severed and "flips a switch" so the rat starts cozying up to her and acting like a sweet affectionate pet. like. okay! they were really just gonna put it all on the table like that! you're the rat, mark!!!! you and helly and all your friends are the rats, mark!!!! mark!!!!!!!!!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

[dramaism]

I still don't trust Stella. But I also can't trust myself. 'Cause I am jealous. I have fallen for Min Ho. A little bit. Or a lot.

XO, Kitty (2023 — ...)

[sleepymccoy]

This is also a bit of a culture query, cos these are all in my house so I genuinely cook with these all (except chicken salt, that's been in my cupboard for ages)

But I'm not from the USA and most people here are, so I wonder if that's similar! Maybe your cupboard is identical to mine. Maybe we use the same stuff but call it something else. Maybe USA has a different relationship with pre mix spices and you use none of it. Maybe you've never heard of pre mix spices. I dunno. That's why I'm asking!

I use plain herbs and spices as well. Especially when making a complex meal I'll do it myself. But I use pre mixes other times, so I'm voting. Voting for a pre mix doesn't mean you don't also use paprika! If you genuinely have no pre mixes in the kitchen tho, then hell yeah, tell me!

Also, I know I haven't listed everything in the world. One, that's impossible. Two, this is a bit of a culture thing so I just checked my kitchen and used those. This selection is representative of me only

(you don't have to be from the USA to vote, obvs, we just all know that's how the results will end up. Please tell me about your spice mixes in other countries!!)

Morrison spice blend: Pepper, tumeric, ginger, cardamom, parsley, salt

Chinese five spice: Star anise, cinnamon, clove, fennel, Sichuan pepper

Chicken salt: Salt, chicken stock, garlic, paprika, pepper, onion, celery

Gluhwein gewurz: Orange peel, cinnamon, lemon peel, star anise, hibiscus, clove

Chimichurri: parsley, garlic, oregano, vinegar, chilli, salt, pepper

Za'atar: thyme, cumin, coriander, sesame seeds, sumac, salt, chilli

Garam masala: coriander, cumin, cardamom, cloves, pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg

[byjove]

somebody said “I’m hoping if we glorify the United Healthcare shooter enough disaffected incels with nothing to live for will start shooting rich people instead of school children.” and I wholeheartedly agree

[funtergeist]

are there still any shadowpeach fans

[aingeal98]

The way Mel doesn't even flinch when Ambessa slaps her, doesn't even react. Just keeps trying to negotiate, keeps trying to get her to see reason right up until that final fight. Your mother is the only person in the world left who truly knows and loves you and yet she does not respect you.

Thinking about Cait smacking Ambessa right as she was about to give another condescending smirk and line to Mel, snapping at her to shut up and fight even with a dagger in her gut. And she would have died seconds later if it wasn't for Mel.

No one can understand what it's like being raised by Ambessa. Not anymore now that Kino is dead. The level of abuse, manipulation and genuine love all tied together is something only Mel carries with her. Cait certainly can't understand it, but she was trained for a few months at Ambessa's side, each other's shadow of a replacement for their respective mother daughter losses. And sometimes that's enough.

Sometimes the spark you need to finally heal your inner child and stand up to your mother is your feral twenty two year old baby sister in law essentially choosing to die fighting rather than bow to your mother's will. Just that one little push past the point of no return, and suddenly your mother is dead and you have killed her and she is finally, finally proud of you.

[arch-aeology]

Merry Christmas! Here’s a Jayvik au where they’re college students in 80s New York

[hexxedcore]

18+ MDNI

imagining vi stumbling drunkenly into babette’s brothel, looking for somewhere to vent that increasingly common frustration of falling victim to another cagefight match.

her request is the same each time, you — black hair tinted well enough it could be navy, gapped teeth, a dimpled smile.

she takes you gently at first, working what clothes you had on with delicate fingers considering her fingers were too swollen and too bruised to be anymore rough than what she had been that night.

and then, she gets hungry, seeing the curve of your ass reared for her, sweat-dotted eyelashes fluttering shut from overstimulation as she eats you out. her hands are firmly clamped on your thighs, now, with no intention of letting go.

she’s made a name for herself at the brothel, of course — for her awfully specific type and her reputation inside the ring. her poorly dyed hair is a familiar sight, to the extent where you are booked out on specific days when she miserably stumbles in.

you’re not new to the job, per se. she’s your most loyal customer, sure, but you have enough experience to recognise that look in her eye. that neglect. those starved eyes that attentively scour your marked tits. and how else can you oblige except for allowing her to leave with slumped shoulders, patched cuts, and a blissfully whole look in her eyes.

her needs are met, thanks to you.

[blorbodiaz]

mhmm

[dani-luminae]

Something something "if I had a nickel for every time... wouldn't be a lot but it's weird annoying that it happened twice three times!"

Anyways. What does Netflix have against this one specific category lmao

[unknown-cold]

This was the last time she saw of her mother.

This part when the casket was closing Caitlyn was not only on the verge of breaking into tears but she was also inching her head to see her mother's face a little more before she couldn't see her again 💔

These two clashed in just about every scene they shared, never able to see eye-to-eye. And now with Cassandra dead, Caitlyn will never have another chance to bridge the gap with her mother. So many things left unsaid. And This is so sad Imagine losing a parent who wasn't easy on you and yet she loves you so much

(she’s broken manipulated and vengeful)

[nicoriice]

girlies came back