#instead of whatever the FUCK this is

[thesistersarcheron]

sometimes i think my doctor would be more effective if she just bodyslammed me into the ikea coffee table the waiting room instead of prescribing me all these pills that make me think i’m dying, you know?

[local-magpie]

i feel like im losing my mind every time i see someone say they dont want to vote for biden for president because of israel. what the fuck do you think will happen if he loses? do you think a republican president is suddenly going to support israel less?? the GOP? the party famous for invading multiple countries for oil in the last 25 years? you think they're going to just... not throw fuel on the fire over there?? do you seriously think the increased amount of damage both domestically and abroad the republican party's agenda will do is worth this kind of feel-good useless posturing?

i get why people are responding to this saying "well, go vote for other electoral races at least," but it drives me mad. yes please go vote for other electoral races but also please be fucking serious with me are you really going to risk another trump presidency and do fuckall for anyone in this situation just so you can brag about it later on your socials

[animentality]

Nice try at a roast, kid. People actually like my writing though. I got three r/nosleep stories on the front page. What is you got? A book nobody wants to read? Kek you wokies are delusional. By the frickin way... my pronouns are fuck/you so don't misgender me!

oh my god guys, i've never gotten an ask that reeked so strongly of reddit

i could smell this guy coming from 2000 miles away.

a good thing too, because i sure am terrified of reddit toughguys. gotta pack my bags and get my things, or else he might give me a lecture on how minorities such as Women in video games signal the end of civilization as we know it.

he might Just Tell Me How It Is, or say Facts Don't Care About My Feelings, or even call me a Kid again. How will I ever recover?

[windfighter]

Also the side-menu being a drop down-menu? Staff??? *grabs baseball bat* I just want to talk

[alluralater]

girls are so annoying bro why are you asking me if i like you when i’m literally in the middle of eating you out after telling you that i love you. ask me that again and i’m gonna make you tell me how much i love you. that’s right, you’re gonna tell ME “you love me” “you love me” over and over again while i’m in you to the hilt with my strap and i’ve got my teeth in your neck. shut up and get fucked like the princess you are, loser

[kishdoodles]

Nobody gets them like I do.

[puppyeared]

horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

[drowsemp3]

from batman #148

literally the page after he died. can we all stop freaking out now.

[egophiliac]

starting off with an amuse-bouche of some of my initial favorite bits! y'all, this update was WILD.

[unniic]

☢️ ☢️ ☢️

[yourlocalabomination]

This is Hatchetfield, People go missing everyday!

[keferon]

*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*

Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.

You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah

I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender

…..I made the moodboard….

[grechsblog]

act 5 odile family quest (REAL (NOT CLICK BAIT))

[sceebybeeby]

⚠️the book of bill spoils, blood⚠️

"Hey, brother, it's Sixer."

[somecunttookmyurl]

if doctors looked for hypermobility in children you could give them appropriate physical therapy exercises from a young age as their muscles grow, orthotics to correct leg/foot placement, and where necessary additional support like professional k-tape application or other mobility aids before you obtain essentially permanent overtraining injuries from your poor muscles trying their best to stop you comedically collapsing into a pile of bones

but no it's just growing pains. kids don't have things wrong. it'll go away

[adriancatrin]

katara sees her brother and bff approaching something that can make them happy and says no interruptions

based on this photo from the live action cast