#instead of tinker bell sized as fairies should be

[bones4thecats]

Hello, I don't know if you've watched Winx Club, but I would like to make a request for Leona, Jamil, Malleus, and Sebek with a reader who is a fairy (the transformation you think is best) if you haven't watched it, I would like to request these characters with a reader who is a fairy similar to Tinker Bell, but she can change her size, so she has her fairy form and a normal size

Having An S/O Twisted From Tinkerbell

Type of Writing: Request Characters: Leona Kingscholar, Jamil Viper, Malleus Draconia, and Sebek Zigvolt Name: Having An S/O Twisted From Tinkerbell Requester: @marinahavik

A/N: I haven’t seen Winx Club, so I’ll go with the second option on this request. So it’s the reader being mainly themed after the actual original book-style Tinkerbell. By the way, these are fairly shorter than my other pieces.. just saying!

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🦁 Leona was very caught off when he felt a small patter on his chest when he awoke the morning after your visit, he normally felt you shifting to get up before you smacked his chest

🦁 Opening his eyes and looking up at you, he saw that you had shrunk down to the size of those fairies in the garden

" Woah there, what in the name of hell happened to you? " " *Jingling Sounds* "

🦁 He understood that fairies were fairly powerful beings, but this was something he hadn't seen

🦁 While sure you could say that transforming was something he should be used to, since he came from a land surrounded by beastman who loved becoming their beast-forms to relax or travel

🦁 But, seeing someone just shrink without becoming an animal was fairly new...

🦁 Though, he had to admit, it was something he found to be quite enjoyable. He could literally pick you up and put you in his pocket now

" Well, I guess I can officially call you short without you getting mad now, right? " *Raising their middle finger* " Love ya' too, short-stuff. "

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🐍 Rarely did Jamil ever get time off from his seemingly never-ending job of caring for Kalim, but whenever he did, he would try resting with you beside him

🐍 With your large wings, you would leave them to rest on top of your resting lover as he allowed you to play with his hair, experimenting on styles

🐍 But, when he felt that you had stopped touching him with the feeling of a massage, he cracked a tired eye open

🐍 Looking around from his position, Jamil sat up and felt a small tug on his hood, and when he pulled his up and saw a tiny you fall down and make a jingling sound, he chuckled

" I knew you fairies had cool abilities, but this is actually kind funny and cute instead of scary. "

🐍 You furrowed your eyebrows his frustration and embarrassment as your boyfriend began to pat your head

🐍 Folding your wings over your flushed face, Jamil fully laughed at you before asking you to transform back and mess with his hair even more

🐍 Oh, how can you say no to someone you hold so dearly?

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🐉 You and Malleus have known one another since your childhoods, since you were the child of a high-ranking fae in society

🐉 So, as you grew, your magical abilities had advanced alongside one another's. That meaning whenever you transformed smaller, Malleus was just smile and carry you around

🐉 This time, you had been running away from a beastman, whom you angered by throwing a piece of machinery at their head

🐉 For what reason? Not sure, you just heard a malicious sounding voice say your lover's name and threw the nearest item

" My dearest? Are you alright? Why are you- " " Where is that little wretch? They threw a piece of metal at my skull! "

🐉 Looking up as you fluttered behind his horns and held on for dear life in your small and more fairy-like form, Malleus slightly glared at the leopard and bear

" I recommend you apologize for such an unworthy compliment. " " Excuse- me... "

🐉 Cocking an eyebrow as the duo apologized and ran off in fear, you sighed with a very low jingle

🐉 Malleus chuckled and held you in his hand as you rubbed your neck nervously awaiting his dozens of questions about why you threw something at someone's head

🐉 Oh, how entertaining could you get?

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⚡ Sebek and you have always had a complicated bond, from you meeting him by shrinking and hiding inside his bag of training equipment when you were younger being the main cause of that

⚡ But, when you began to visit and watch him train with your god-father, Lilia Vanrouge, you and him bonded more as the years passed

⚡ You two had even began to court one another when you both began to attend Night Raven College that year

" My, my, Sebek, where is my little god-child? I am in need of their small-size for assistance. " " I apologize, Lilia, but I have not seen them anywhere. "

⚡ Cue you flying into the room with Floyd on your tail holding a fly-swatter and laughing as you shrunk and flew underneath your boyfriend's hat

⚡ Lilia and Sebek starred at the merman as he groaned and whined as his twin, Jade, and their childhood friend, Azul, dragged him back to Mostro Lounge after apologizing for his actions

⚡ Sebek then lifted his hat and allowed you to fly down and enlargen back to your normal form

" What in the name of Twisted Wonderland did you do, Y/N?! " " I accidentally shrunk in fear when I heard the cackle of that eel and then he started chasing me with a swatter, claiming I was a fly. Can you believe that?! A fly! " " Well- you are small like one... " " I will knee you in the balls, Sebek. "

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Zarina was heading this debate with passion. James couldn't help but be all the more amused. His long game had really come to fruition after all? His son who kidnapped him in a magic door not so very long ago actually gave him Pixie Hollow after all those icky heart to hearts? He'd gotten through to the boy after all? He hadn't been so sure when he stayed in Funkytown to play with toys and the puppet maker instead of coming back aboard the Jolly Roger. Hook had been biding his time, making due, setting course for new adventures. He was even trying to make sure Madam Medusa was cared for and all set up in New Zealand before he opened his sails wide to new seas.

The Neverseas were where his heart beat from. He could never deny it. It leapt out of his chest the moment Delta called on his dishonorable name. He felt his scurvy reputation rise in the call of this need. To say he hadn't had the best year was putting it lightly. Bootstraps were tight and buckles were shined, hook firmly in place, sharpened, and he had every filthy scallywag in tow.

Hook was still after the blue dust. He thought he came to ambush his prize.

Then when he heard what the awful betrayal was his son had done come out of the queen's own mouth it dawned on him for the first time why it was winter.

"I can't believe he stole Pan from us in that weak state. He pretended to be our friend. We're too weak for this. Winter all around. We have to get to the Winter Fairies right away. They're the only ones strong enough to help us through this."

"It's in his blood. We should have known. I told you not to trust him. Dustry Maroon and Hook's son. He wasn't even a Trojan Horse. He was a straight up napalm bomb you let walk in and served up acorn tea!"

Oh, Hook with grinning with delight with every word he heard. Stole Pan? Weak state? My, my, my indeed. Blue dust was just beginning. Did his son really set up Pan for slaughter just for him? Waiting on him? What a gift his son was!

Yeah, that wasn't exactly his son's plan, but Hook didn't know that yet. So, he was riding a high like he was heading towards Christmas singing It's Mah Birthday in his head.

Decisions decisions.

Blue dust first or go find his son and Pan?

Willem was sneaking up around now with Figaro and Nelly searching for tracks of his father or any sign that they'd left the ship. It was hard to track when snow kept falling and covering up any traces neary as quick as they could be left behind.

That's when he heard the fatal words whisper like heat that didn't belong in this air, unnatural. "I don't believe in fairies."

"Fuck." It made Willem shiver in a way it never had before. He turned his head and saw his father flick away a dead pixie off the top of guard tower branch before he could get away and warn the others.

"There he is. Dad. Shhh. Don't say that."

But, his voice only came out in bells while he was so tiny. Hook's head zipped around trying to find where the new bell sound was coming from.

"Dad. Dad. It's me. It's us. Me and Smalls."

But, as soon as he realized his father couldn't understand him he knew it was going to be useless, so he Antmanned them back to human sized directly beside him trying to stay inconspicuous not wanting to be seen by more pixies.

Except... he did? He almost said it again but then-

"Will? Wild Will is that you?" He was whispering and squinting.

Of course James could translate bell fairy language. He'd been with Zarina and Tinker Bell for years. It never dawned on Willem quite like that.

"Oh, you have that dollhouse person with you. Hello again. You-you-you were small." James tipped his hat and then went back to twisting the edge of stach as he was thinking. "Glad you're here, boy. We can get the blue dust together. You and me. You really have Pan?"

Willem nodded his head, "Yes, we really have Pan." No details added about that. He also hadn't meant to let his father know he had more powers. Oops again. Willem's plans didn't always hatch the way he pictured them, but he was still sure it'd work out just fine. Faith and trust. He was holding onto that.

"I made a fairy dust tree before. I can do it again."

"So, I've heard." He wasn't going to get technical on his father in the fact that Zarina actually did it. Now really wasn't the time. If his father thought he could do it on his own now, more power to him. Whatever got him to re-start a war with Pan - wake that flying boy up.

This was already not going quite how he saw his original plan, but he and Figaro did say they'd wing it. It's what they do. He wasn't quite sure how he was going to get Periwinkle to trust him later must less the rest of the pixies when it was time to turn on Hook if he helped his father steal the Blue Dust now, but he didn't see getting out of this either. They were going in in a blaze of glory and stealing from the Hollow Tree as a team with Hook, Nelly, and Figaro. Yeah. Right now that was the plan. For now.

"Well now's the time." Willem said. "If I know those pixies at all and they're all at all meeting, only Terrance is gaurding that tree."

Hook snorted. "I'm not worried. We're big. They're small and can weak in this weather. We can walk right up and step over them and they'll be able to do nothing about it."

Willem wasn't so sure about nothing. They had powers even if they couldn't fly as well, but Hook did have a point. It started to make far more sense now why Willem got away with Pan's glass coffin so easily when the others could hardly fly or at least struggled far more than he in this cold. He had quite the advantage if his theory was correct.

It was almost that easy too. Almost. When they walked into the Hollow Tree it wasn't Terrance waiting for them. She left the meeting.

"I had a feeling you'd try something like this."

The pirate fairy, Zarina, Nutmeg's mother drew a sword. Willem couldn't help but notice that after all these years she still kept the fashion sense even after James' betrayal.

Hook would snigger. "Thanks for bottling it all up for me... again." He was taunting her already. Old jabs of the past would sting.

"That was to get it away from you. Not give it to you, you ol' fleabag."

"I remember well you nestled up with this ol' fleabag and purred."

Nutmeg gave herself away in that moment with an, "Ew" sound as she couldn't help herself from getting squicked out a the thought of them together even while she was hiding waiting to ambush. This caused Willem to turn and point his knife in her direction.

Nutmeg raised her own. "Don't think about it."

While this stand off was happening between tiny persons and large persons there was Nelly who wasn't a real fairy at all and the snow didn't affect her in quite the same way either. Her magic came from the puppet master, the toy maker, and mix in a little pixie dust on top. She didn't care at all about all these squabbles. She had a way of always keeping her eyes open. She noticed a glow coming from another direction. She tapped Figaro on the shoulder. She silently waved for her to come that way and they'd sneak off while Hook boys had their show down.

Low and behold there was Terrance in a small nook outside the tree holding another vial for dear life. He was the dust keeper. Nelly wasn't sure if he had all of the dust or if it got split or the boys were about to fight over a fake, and she wasn't even sure if it was best to let Hook capture the fake or not, but she wasn't letting Willem get screwed. If he said he wanted to get the blue dust. She was getting him the blue dust. She looked over at Figaro and the terrified boy clutching his sacred dust. It was a 'Let's get him' look if there ever was one.

This is when Figaro and Nelly would have their highjacking moment.

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While Nelly took inspiration from the sock monkey and went straight for his face with his webbed feet like a suckerface alien the battle inside the tree would begin too. Even though there was magic involved eventually Willem and Hook would tromp away leaving their human sized footprints in the snow with their spoils.

Proving what Hook and Will were getting away with was a plant was that the mother/daughter pair went running to check on Terrance behind the tree instead of chasing after them. Of course after Nelly and Figaro got done with him what they'd find was hardly how they left them. He also empty handed of the coveted dust.

By this time Hook and Willem would be catching up to Nelly and Figaro who long left the area for safer grounds closer to the port of ship. Hook and Will would be bounding up all proud of themselves until Hook wanted to see his bounty and tried to pour a little of the dust out into the palm of his hand. It was just a blue jar. There was nothing blue in it. Sand filtered out. Hook's face scowled quickly and he crushed the jar in his fist.

"Foiled." He threw it off to the side.

Nelly looked over at Figaro. "You want to show 'em or should I?"

Willem tilted his head. "Show us what?"

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“I keep hearing of these chili dogs. We must find a way for me to sample one some day. Put it on the list.” He pointed at her like yup. That was going to be a thing. 

“Later date. There we go.” Later date established for that also. Done deal. They were moving right along questioning looks and all. 

“Thrift store raid. Also added to calendar.” Their calendar was filling up with all kinds of lovely events. Really. 

Then the plans commenced. 

Phase one went underway without a hitch. “FILF.” That made Willem laugh more than it probably should have considering it was his own mom, but boy did it. Then she said or just good friends and Willem snorted a bit. “Mayyyyyyyyybe. If he was, he was friendzone cockblocked and playing the long game with his fingers crossed. It was all over his face.” 

Phase Two. Bam. Believe it not it also went off without a hitch. 

Willem’s theory worked. 

He made sure not to touch the glass coffin. He sprinkled the dust on it only and it started to float. At that point it was all about controlling the coffin as it floated through the sky and off into the night. There were a couple iffy moment where he almost steered the breeze with his wings and brushed it into the limbs of trees making snow fall from the branches making more noise than he hoped for before they got completely out of the hollow. Luckily, the glass however didn’t break until long outside out of it. 

When the pixies did notice Peter was gone they’d go searching and find the shattered glass and this would be the only clue as to which direction Pan had been taken. The trail was lost after that. 

To think they managed this so easily felt insane. This was a pretty big mission, so he knew when things started to come too easy the tables could rather quickly. This was in the back of his pirate head the whole time always looking out. 

Finding the place Pan banished all the lost boys to wasn’t as hard as one might think either. It would be nearly impossible for someone else, but Willem had the key all along. It was tattooed right on him, right on his skin. He kept the information locked inside his secret booty, his special treasure chest. He just never knew what it meant until his father told him. Oh the things a young sneaky Will did to remember what he wasn’t allowed to see in his father’s chambers as he tried to learn about his mother. He never knew…. until recently. 

But entering the labyrinth was still a test even though he had the key. The shape was there on his skin. But how to lift it off? How to make one tangible to hold in his hand? He had to play. He had to use his imagination. Willem had to bring this key to life to unlock that plane. Little Giants. That’s what Geppetto once called him. How adult was Willem? Could he really do it? Was there a enough little in his giant to still make and turn the key? Well, with all the excitement, ego, and stories swirling in his head and finally coming to that very moment he would. 

Figaro would see Willem lift that damn key right off his skin from his arm by his chest and he held it up and he’d stick it right into a key hole that would appear as a tree knot where they’d stopped. It’d be a blur of sensations. No Narnia’s path, or open door to a colorful Kansas, but the actual environment around them would shift as he turned that key. They’d be somewhere completely different in a wrist’s twist. It was dark, dank, and it did not seem friendly. But, the trio would make haste in finding a clever place to hide the still death-like slumbering Pan. Once they’d found a decent nook to hide him in they were decently certain his body was safe in considering this was his realm. Surely nothing was going to attack him in his own space? They weren’t sure as creepy as the place seemed. But, the logic felt sound enough. 

Then they’d head back with another twist of this key and they were out. So, Willem had the secret on how to get in and out of it. The problem was not knowing their way around in it otherwise. They’d deal with that later. They marked their own path to Pan in their own way. Everything felt sound. So they’d go home to Funkytown for Easter. 

It was a much needed break after all this heaviness. He was pretty jazzed they got this far into their plan without too much going wrong. They never did figure out how to grow big, but here’s the thing, after Delta got word the pair were home she went to visit and when she realized they were stuck pixie sized, she blew them up herself. He however said he needed to be a pixie sized person again to mingle with the pixies when he went back. Delta would eyeroll Willem like was the idiot of all idiots. Then she’d point out, “So you’re telling me you have secret magic that works if you just believe and yet you can’t figure out how to make yourself size-shift yet? Your brain is awesome.” She’d pat him on his head like he must be “special” or something not being able to figure this one out. 

Then the lightbulb came on. Faith and trust. A little bit of pixie dust. Dur. 

He’d fly down the hall of Funkytown and zoom by the time he got to the other end he’d be small again. Then he’d come back the other way and he’d be big again. Oh the look on his face. So proud. Delta would pat his head again while shaking hers. Then she’d tell someone to give the guy a Scooby Snack. He figured it out. 

When Delta left Willem would be flabberghasted. “I really thought I couldn’t do that because I was part human. I can’t believe this. I had no idea. I even thought we were only small because they did it to us. No way I thought I could do this. This is wild.” Willem just had no idea magic was really something he could grasp onto other than his flying. All these years. He did not know. He couldn’t have. 

He was just so happy. He couldn’t help it. It was one of those Figaro’s getting hugs. Diana’s getting hugs. Hell, even Door Clown and Hansel were getting hugs that swung out into dosie does because that was one of those Willem couldn’t contain himself moments. Young Gep, it was happening. Sock monkey would end up attacked to his face like a face sucker alien once Willem started encouraging hugs. 

Eventually however it would be time to go back and get the final phase of this plan in motion. He checked with Bastien and Maddy at this time though he didn’t stay long enough to visit, just his own family, they’d finally hear his voice.  

What he found out was Hook had been notified. He took that to mean Hook was on his way. He had no idea Hook was taking his sweet time about things mucking around about making sure Medusa got her poker game set up with the Laveaus. He was also arguing about getting stuck Feral. He kept saying things like his son can handle himself. But eventually with their new found Wild Will and Captain James Hook Forever Sails shit they were doing before he’d slowly get there once his own business was managed.  

Side Note: Little did the residents of Feral know it was Captain Hook that was holding up their freedom. Delta refused to let anyone know she’d figured out a decent enter exit plan for her select few, but she this wasn’t going to happen until Hook chose to enter Feral on his own without knowing he could leave for his son’s sake. It was the only way she’d give him a pass and if he thought people could leave it would never work. So she kept people captive waiting on Hook’s decision. She had her beef with him and this was as close to redemption as he was going to get in her eyes. Will might have had his own way of working through things with his father, but Delta had her own. He triggered her before, so he had to rectify that. 

So here they were. It was the last phase of the plan. Willem would ask for the team vote one last time before they made their next move. 

“Okay guys.” He’d say to Smalls and Nelly. “Should we go sit with Pan? Check on him? Wait for Hook to arrive? Go back in and get the pixies stirred up first? Should we just go tell them Hook’s on his way to get Pan and hope they buy it? See if they’ll work with me to save Pan or … wait… hmm…. if they don’t buy it because it they think we kidnapped him and don’t trust us…. I think they’ll follow us. They’ll at least try to chase us down. We’re going to be a target. So we have to lead them there and trap them in. I’m trying to figure out how to approach. I think our next move is critical. Which is why we should…. “ He took a big breath. “Probably just wing it. What do you think, Smalls?” 

“I’ve still got a contact over there,” Figaro said, phrasing it like that because it made them sound more … spy-like. All that they needed was a russian accent. They’d be practicing that later. “The chili-cheese dogs will be procured.”

But holy fuck, things got done.

Things actually got done.

They weren’t stopped by the Targaryans and Nutty and Vanilla Ice Ice Baby. They made it through the wilderness, you know they made it throughhhh. Didn’t get lost either, which was a miracle in itself considering they were both preoccupied with taking care of the coffin and making sure it didn’t just go crashing into the snow. Oh, and frostbite. Frostbite was another big deal out here. But they managed and with all of their extremeties intact.

Though now Figaro never wanted to see cold again. “Santa can suck my mothafuckin dick, I hate the cold now. Snow? Whack. Ice? Whack. Blizzards? Whack. You ever see that horror movie Frozen? Not the Disney shit but the one where they get stuck on a skilift? WHACK. I feel like my ears are going to fall off, and for the record, I have great ears, it’s going to be a tragedy.”

Pan was kept somewhere safe due to some crazy weird loco magic that felt like something out of a surreal movie, and Fig was expecting to see some sort of minotaur coming through the labyrinth, maybe a reverse minotaur because that would be funnier, but hey, safe was better than funny. Sometimes. In this instance, yes. They had faith in Willem the whole time, like, go on, turn the key, it’s that easy. Just be you and turn the key. What are we going to do? More like what am I gonna try to help Willem do, either with a pep talk or offering him a piggy back once in a while just so that my back stays warm.

And then take them home, country roads, to the place they belong. Delta was - unexpected. Figaro was too tired and shivery from the cold to give too much of a proper greeting other than a Yo. And thankfully Frank wasn’t there, Delta could do this one task, Funkytown had too many weird thoughts in it for the likes of him, to realize that Figaro was looking up at Delta while they were tiny and thinking they must be the first people to ever do so cause that girl was a shortie. Luckily, Fig didn’t say it out loud. Yet. Probably to Willem later.

Delta’s words didn’t go unheeded though. Back in a more liveable-in-this-world size, they’d give Willem a nudge with their elbow as he was getting berated. “Yeah, what gives, Antman? We could have been Ratatouille-ing this whole time!” Then looked over at Delta and rolled their eyes like look at this dolt.

And he learned real quick. He was flying through the hallways, turning little and big and little again. Figaro facepalmed right then and there.  Well, better late than never, they supposed. “I’m happy for ya,” They said, which they were, even if it was laughable that it took him this long. Another skill for his arsenal. Fig was getting a little jealous. The human dude missile was also Antman. Wait, no. “Oh my fizzy dog, you’re not Antman. You’re the Wasp because you can fly!!! That’s sick, actually. I love that for you. You rock yellow.”

There was also a lot of opportunities that came with this. “Oh fuck, can you imagine - if we get small, we’d only need like - a little bit of weed. We wouldn’t get stoned. We’d get absolutely bouldered. We’d save so much cashola. This is the coolest thing to happen since … well, the Labyrinth!” Not that there had been much time between then and now but regardless. All very sick.

Hugs were abound in Funkytown now. Figaro and Willem had a big one after Fig finally shed the blizzard clothes. Getting too hot in here for that. “It’s getttin hot in here - so take off your big big coat -” And then in a higher voice, “I am getting so hot, I’m gonna take my booooots off!”

Hansel was greedy this time around. He came out of the walls as soon as Delta was done and jumped in front of Diana to get his shot at a hug from Willem. He always made it clear when Willem was missed here. Which caused Figaro to make a face like - “Damn, what am I - Diddy Kong?” Oh, Willem the golden one, Willem the favorite. They’d get Diana though, before they’d switch up with the dolls. Door clown accepted the hug stiffly, not saying a word or making any noise but the little puppet did a happy dance with his strings. Mr. Punch was riding Slippery Douglas down the stairs, and when the dog leaped up onto Willem’s leg, the little violent puppet did a flip into the air and grabbed onto Willem’s coat, pulling himself up and onto his shoulder, then gave him a whack in the ear with his bat. “Leaving! That’s not the way to do it!”

Figaro laid out on the couch, face down into the pillows, filling up as much space as they could after the hugs and the Easter dinner. “I missed this couch. Ugh. We’re bringing it. I don’t know how we’ll make it sentient and able to walk but - we’re bringing the couch on our next adventure.”

While Willem called Maddy, Figaro call Zero and find out what’s been going on with the animals, since he was the  most enthused about the dogs in the first place. They could dog talk for hours, these two. Slippery got into the conversation and Figaro would translate, telling Zero that Slippery thought he did a great job and asked if he could still come over for playdates, how cuuuuute.

Also, no, no one really knew that it was Hook’s fault, and Maddy and Figaro - they didn’t really think much about it. Neither of them was in any rush or hurry to leave Feral. Even if there was no Phase 3 in this place, Piper had provided a way to get pizza, that was the main thing that had been missing. Living in a near-Silent Hill like environment? Siiiick. They were for it. No fears of getting lonely, there were still creatures out there. And Maddy - though obviously Paris was going to be a thing again, and trips back and forth to New Zealand because Jetsam was going to go crazy staying here no doubt, and going to Peru to see her sister’s empire - there was no real rush for those things. So those two, at least, weren’t scratching the walls for a way out. Frank also liked the quiet,  the destitude. Plus he and Del could leave anytime, he wasn’t stressed.

The little break was nice. But then it was back to business, and unfortunately not to defeat the huns, though that would be a really fun quest for these two to get into. Who knows who they would end up fighting these days. Could be anyone.

Phase numero trois - the last phase? Probably not. But three was a good number.  

What did they think? Well, that was a loaded question. “In general, I think that England is pretty overrated, can you imagine having to hear clock chimes everywhere you go? They have a clock fetish, I get it, but switch to phones, fuck Big Ben. But if you’re asking what I think about this…” They motioned towards their group of three, indicating their plan, or rather, lack of plan. “Going and sitting with Pan sounds boring, there’s no need to check on him until we get things riled up. I say we wing it - with a backup plan. You’d think I’d be good at drama but I’m kinda shit at acting, but if we gotta pretend that I’m going behind your back to tell them that you’re bringing Hook into it, out of the goodness of my heart cause my poor weird abandoned soul formed a connection with the place, maybe they’d believe that more than you just bursting in like ahhhh my evil kanevel father just glew his boat into the maze ahhh!” They flailed their hands around for dramatic effect.

Now Figaro was trying to think along the lines of WWLD? Willem had his version. What would Livvy do. Figaro had their own. What would Leatherface do?

“Chainsaws might help.”

The problem was it was really hard to fly in the cold. That was a thing, but he was managing far better than most of the fairies there. He actually started to wonder why that was the more he went one steering the glass coffin through the chilly breeze for this escape with Pan. It was hardly the time for deep thinking and figuring out his entire life, but a thought did occur to him. Why could he fly so well in the cold when other tinkers like his mother couldn’t fly in winter. That was the whole story that parted Tinker Bell and Periwinkle, right? They had to stay in the land of their own seasons. Peri was a winter fairy and Tink was not. Tink’s wings would freeze. He learned all the stories while with them, but where did that leave him anatomically? He was part his mother, a tinker fae, but still born of a fae who was born of the same laugh as Periwinkle the winter fae. He put it together rather that somehow that had to be the answer. At least, it made sense to him. He hardly had time to explain his theory to Figaro while navigating Pan to the Labyrinth, but it was all there in his head either way. 

They’d get Pan secure in the labyrinth and then go home for Easter. That’s where Willem learned and practiced powers he’d never known he had all his life. He thought being half human meant he had none other than his wings. He was wrong. He simply had no magical mother to teach him. His human father couldn’t have known what to do even if he had. 

Figaro was calling new nicknames like Antman and the Wasp. Nothing could be going better for him emotional at this point, personally. He felt on top of the world in that regard. 

Then he’d remember he had to go back and deal with the whole he kidnapped a sleeping Pan in a glass coffin from the cursed ever winter of Pixie Hollow from faes that probably want to murder him and hid him in a labyrinth that may or may not actually be safe to keep him in problem he caused. Yeah, that problem. He still had to deal with that. Maybe he wasn’t quite on top of the world after all? 

Okay, he need to stay revved up. He had mo’ fo’ fairy powers. He was The Wasp. Yeah. No. He needed to look at this another way to stay revved up. He was Wild fucking Will Hawkins and he highjacked Pan from under the noses of a legion of powerful fae. Yeah. Yeah. YEAH! Okay. Jazzed. He was hyped. He can do this. He was mentally psyching himself up in the mirror. There were probably a few dolls witnesses this “private” hype from somewhere, but at least he was getting in the right mindset to get back out there. He’d never survive otherwise. 

Back to the plan. What did Figaro think? Wrong question. But at least now he knew how they felt about Big Ben. Important things are important. Someday that could be useful. Okay. 

No babysitting Pan. Stir up trouble. He nodded. Sounds like them. Willem still liked What Would Livvy Do? But, What Would Leatherface Do was really far more Figaro. While they were flailing Will was so used to the antics he stood with a straight face rather calm in that Daria Morgandorfer kind of way for humorous uneffected effect. 

“Can you juggle chainsaws in washing machines? Just curious. Is that even possible? Can washing machines be juggled?” 

He shook his head. 

“Sorry I was having visuals. I’m focused. I swear. It’s a long way. Let’s just go. We’ll figure it out by the time we get there.” 

Then on he’d go by the coat closet to get all geared up again. This time he knew exactly what he was in for and made sure to pack accordingly. 

They were really doing this. They were giving up the Pixie Hollow to Hook. He was sure the fae were never going to forgive and his mother’s memory might as call him a disappointment for a legacy. Every other step the fear of this whole thing going wrong would creep up. Then he’d have to mentally pump himself up again and remind himself he came up with this genius plan for a reason. He had to stick with it. Faith and trust. Faith and trust. He had to have some in himself. 

They made the same trip. They trekked through the snow, a blizzard like no other, the very same Delta had originally had Willem investigating. This was his duty to figure out. Delta put him to the task. The pixies thought he was against them, but if they’d just trust him at all they’d understand he had their best interests in back stabbing pirate heart. 

They crunched through to the closest port to the hollow. “Only a little further.” Then he quickly hushed his voice down as he saw the ominous shape of the ship in the distance. He squinted his eyes to get a good look at the flag atop of the highest sail.  

He’d whisper back to Smalls. “And so it’s begun. He’s already here.” 

Hook had made it to the Nevers. Hook was back.The Great War would begin again. Willem was banking everything on this. 

It was dark. It was cold and Jame Hook was spying on the fairies in Pixie Hollow. Delta did her part. She could only trust Willem knew what he was doing. Their location was now exposed for the first time since Nutmeg’s mother fiasco nearly destroyed the forest with James’ betrayal. Now here he was again only feet away from them all hiding behind a tree trunk hearing their worries, listening to their struggles, their complaints about his pirate kidnapping son that they never should have trusted. Oh my. Delta didn’t tell him everything. This was just getting sweeter and better. My, my, my. He’d suddenly never been more proud. 

[b4kuch1n]

designs with actual color for the previous comic

still cant draw swords still cant draw wings what am I doing

[swanqueeneverafter]

What Dreams May Come, Pt.28

Storybrooke. Swan-Mills House. (The Swan-Mills', Charmings & Stiltskins are gathered around the dining room table, trying to come up with a plan.) Snow White: "So because we entered his world, Morpheus was able to invade ours and kidnap Henry?" David: "And Hook." Rumplestiltskin: "Correct. And now, in order to retrieve my grandson, I will be forced to enter a world where my son is grown and my wife, dead." Belle: "But it won't be real, Rumple. As long as you remember that, you will find your way back to us." Rumplestiltskin: (Shaking his head:) "I don't like our chances. With the connection between our two worlds, Morpheus will be able to travel freely with no one to stop him." Emma: "There will be someone here to stop him, or at least slow him down. Elsa has opened the gates of Arendelle to anyone in need of her protection." Rumplestiltskin: (Dismissively:) "Her powers will only keep Morpheus at bay for so long. There is no magic powerful enough to stop an immortal, unless it is conjured by an immortal." Regina: "Yes, thank you, Rumple. We all remember our dealings with the Jabberwocky." Belle: "I wish I could help. But I-I've looked through all my books for any information on... how to defeat an Olympian god, but I'm afraid there's nothing. Except the-" Rumplestiltskin: "The Olympian crystal. (Stands, tucking his chair back under the table:) Which was destroyed when Zelena killed Hades." Belle: "We'll keep looking. Call us if anything changes." (Rumple and Belle leave.) Snow White: "Poor Rumple. Forced to reside in a world without his wife and child." Emma/David/Regina: "I've been there." (Everyone shares a small smile.) Regina: "And if we're going to play by Morpheus' rules, we'll have to again." Snow White: "What do you mean?" Regina: "Morpheus wants to rule over the united realms but Zeus won't let him unless it's done his way. Morpheus can't directly interfere in the battle and so he's made sure Emma and I can't either." Emma: "As soon as we enter the Dream World, he'll separate us. Regina will be sent... well we don't know where yet." Regina: "And Emma will be trapped inside the Black Fairy's curse again." Snow White: (Gasps:) "No." David: "Well then it's simple. None of you will go. (As all three women stare at him:) What? I'm Henry's grandfather too, you know. Neal will need you with him, Snow and you two have your unborn child to think of."

(Before anyone can reply, Blue quickly enters the house.) Blue Fairy: “I'm sorry to interrupt. I came quickly as I could. David called and told me what happened.” Snow White: “Can you help?” Blue Fairy: “Unfortunately, the Dream World is as much a mystery to me as it is to all of you. But I’m almost certain that simply entering Morpheus’ realm through dream sharing won’t work.” Emma: “What are you saying?” Blue Fairy: “I think there may be a way of physically following Henry inside his dreamscape. You would actually travel there, not just in your minds.” Regina: “How?” Blue Fairy: “We fairies believe there is a bit of magic that just might be powerful enough to take you to your son. It's a sapling.” David: “A baby tree?” Blue Fairy: “It was created by the first spark of a true love. It's incredibly rare.” Regina: “Have you got one?” Blue Fairy: “We had one, back in the Enchanted Forest. We assumed that it was left behind in the curse, but now we think it might be lost somewhere here in Storybrooke.” Emma: “There has to be some, like, magical way to find it, right?” Blue Fairy: “There is... a spell that could point the way with a sort of beacon. But it wouldn't be visible just to us. If Morpheus saw it, he would know exactly what it was.” David: “And then we'd have a race on our hands.” Regina: “That’s a risk we just have to take. If we’re lucky, Morpheus is already back in his world forming his army.” Emma: “And maybe he’s not.” Snow White: “Well we have to try. (To Blue:) We’re ready.” Granny's Diner. (Lily and Anton sit together in the diner.) Lily: "Why are the supposed 'heroes' in this town such assholes?" Anton: "Well I wouldn't exactly call David-" Lily: "First, he makes Rumplestiltskin getting shot all about him, then his precious grandson goes missing, again, and David throws his weight around acting as if he's still sheriff! And you just know my dad's trapped down there 'cause he was trying to help Henry." Anton: "Ohh, I see. This is about your dad hanging out with Henry." Lily: (Defensively:) "No. And who's side are you on, anyway?" Anton: "You shouldn't be jealous of Henry." Lily: "I'm not! Look, if I wanted to go sailing with my father, I would. I just don't happen to like the sea." Anton: "Uh huh." Lily: "I don't care that Henry and my dad are friends, I care that anytime my family get involved with the Charmings, something like this happens."

Anton: "Hm. They do tend to find most of the trouble in this town. But I still say David's not that bad once you get to know him. And he's definitely better than his no-good twin brother." Lily: "Oh, god. There are two of them?" Anton: "There were, and trust me, James was a real piece of work." Enchanted Forest. Past. A Pub. (Anton, in his full giant form, is looking through the window at the pub's patrons, laughing and having a good time. Feeling very alone, he starts to walk away.) Prince James: (Accompanied by a woman, he calls out to Anton:) “If you want some ale, you should ask! They'll serve anyone who can pay, my friend. I'm James, Prince of this realm. I wanted to make sure you received a warm welcome.” Anton: “I'm Anton. I'm a giant.” Prince James: (Laughing:) “Now I can see that. What brings you to our land?” Anton: “I've always been fascinated with your customs. I just wanted to see it for myself.” Prince James: “Well, we would be... more than happy to show you around. Of course, there's the matter of your size.” Anton: “I'm too small for back home. I'm too big for here.” Girl: “Don't despair, Anton. I have something that may help you.” Anton: “What is it?” Girl: (As Anton kneels before her, she pulls out a magic mushroom:) “Magic. A piece of mushroom from a far-off land. I once slayed a jabberwock that was terrorizing a village, and they—they couldn't pay me in gold, so they paid me with this instead. If you eat it, it will change your size. Its effects are temporary, but we have more. (She drops the mushroom into Anton's hand:) I'm pretty sure this one makes you smaller.” Anton: “Pretty sure?” Girl: “Well, I haven't had the occasion to try it, but the wise woman who gave it to me swore by its power.” Prince James: “Go on, Anton. Give it a try.” Anton: “I have no way to repay you for your kindness.” Girl: “No need. If it makes you happy, that's all the payment that we desire.” Anton: “Well, then at least tell me your name.” Girl: “Jacqueline. But... most people call me Jack.” Anton: “Nice to meet you, Jack.”

Storybrooke. Present. Granny's Diner. Exterior. (Regina paces outside the diner as Tinker Bell rushes toward her.) Tinker Bell: "Regina, I got your message, what's the matter?" Regina: (Shakes her head:) "Not here, I got us a room upstairs so we could talk." Granny's Bed & Breakfast. (Entering the room first, Regina looks anxious as Tinker Bell follows her inside, closing the door behind her.) Tinker Bell: "A married, pregnant woman and a fairy alone in a hotel room together? Tongues will wag. You look sensational by the way." Regina: (Sighs:) "Thank you." Tinker Bell: "So what's this about, your message sounded urgent." Regina: (Nods:) "Blue is getting ready to help us find a way to save Henry." Tinker Bell: "I heard. The Dream World won't be easy to navigate. But then neither was Neverland. You lose your son a lot, come to think of it." Regina: "Which is why I’d like your help." Tinker Bell: "Anything." Regina: "I want you to help me protect Emma, but she can't know about it until it's too late." Tinker Bell: (Seeing the anguish written across Regina's face:) "What do you need me to do?"

Storybrooke Docks. A Short Time Later. (The Charmings and the Swan-Mills’ gather on the docks as the Blue Fairy uses her magic to find the sapling.) Blue Fairy: (A blast of light shoots out from her wand travelling across the water:) “There, where the light has landed. That's where you'll find the sapling.” David: “All right, let's go.” Snow White: “Regina, would you like to do the honours?” Emma: “Wait, just remember that when we find this thing we can’t touch it. Not until we’ve organised our people. Dad, I’m looking at you.” David: “Don't worry, I’ll behave. I'm in good company.” Emma: “Gina?” (Regina nods then waves her hand, transporting all four of them from the docks.) Enchanted Forest. Past. (Wilby returns to David, whimpering and licking his face until he wakes.) David: (Coming back to his senses:) "Gabriel. (Wilby barks and David follows the dog to Gabriel’s wagon:) Hello? Is anyone in there?” Snow White: (From inside the wagon:) “Yes! The Woodcutter locked me in!” David: “There’s a big lock on the door.” Snow White: “The Woodcutter will be back any second. If he catches you, he'll kill you. You need to go! (David runs off. All is quiet for a moment before he returns, attacking the lock with a large rock:) Oh!”

Storybrooke. Present. (Reappearing beside the stream, the foursome continue their search for the sapling.) Snow White: “Look. There.” David: “That's where the beacon hit. Come on.” Snow White: (Taking David’s hand, they walk together:) “Hey, you know where we are?” David: “Yeah. Where you found me during the curse, when I wandered out of the hospital. Where you saved me.” Snow White: (Chuckles:) “What are the chances?” David: “Think it's a sign?” Snow White: (Sighs:) “I think... I don't know what to believe anymore. Except that it's good to be on an adventure with you again.” David: “It's always good.” Emma: “Hey, lovebirds. Found something. (Calling back:) Regina, over here. (Conjuring a pick axe, she takes a swing at the ground, hitting something metal.) David: (Clearing debris with his foot:) “It's a trap door.” (David lifts the hatch door as Regina catches up with them.) Emma: “You ready?” Snow White: (Takes David’s hand again:) “Always.” Regina: “Good. (Taking Emma’s hand:) Then hang on.” (Using her magic once more, Regina transports them in a cloud of purple smoke down into the tunnel below.)

[inmyblindspot]

all that glitters is gold (jane/kurt + eden weller fanfic)

summary: halloween at the FBI

series: what i never knew i always wanted

 A/N: @captain-ogrodniczka-love sent me a request for a “take your daughter to work” fic with Kurt & Eden a while back and it made me so happy because any and all Eden prompts are my very fave. Sorry it took a little while but hope you like it!

all that glitters is gold

 “Daddy!”

 Kurt looked up from is desk as the door to his office opened and he saw his daughter racing through, running towards him. Kurt let out a shocked gasp and scrunched up his face in mock confusion.

 “Who is this pretty fairy? She looks so much like my daughter, Eden!” he exclaimed, standing up and opening is arms as Eden ran into them. He hoisted her up into his arms as he stood up and looked over to the door, where Jane was following, carrying baby Charlie in his car seat.

Eden giggled as she wrapped her arms around Kurt’s neck and he gently tickled her stomach.

 “It’s me, daddy! I’m Tinker Bell, remember?” she asked, glancing down at her costume.

 “Ohhhhhh,” Kurt said with a nod, smiling as Eden drew a circle in the air with her wand before gently tapping him on the shoulder. “That’s right, Tinker Bell! And look at all this pixie dust!” he exclaimed, glancing down at his suit, which was now covered in gold glitter from Eden’s costume.

 Jane chuckled as she set Charlie’s car seat down on Kurt’s desk, reaching in to unbuckle him and lift him out.

 “Yeah, sorry about that,” she said with a laugh, settling Charlie against her chest as she gently rocked him back and forth. “It’s everywhere.”

 Kurt laughed and shook his head, leaning in to press a kiss to his daughter’s cheek.

 “We could use a little pixie dust here at the FBI,” he said and Eden giggled, wiggling in his arms until he set her down. She spun in a circle, holding her wand above her head and Kurt shook his head as he watched the gold glitter fly in the air around her.

 “Daddy, when does the party start?” she asked, running over towards the door and looking hopefully out into the bullpen.

 It was the NYO’s annual Halloween party and it was their third year attending with Eden, but the first where she was really excited about it, as she was now old enough to understand. She had decided on her Tinker Bell costume weeks earlier and had quickly determined that her baby brother Charlie needed to be Peter Pan.

“Soon!” he said, reaching out to take Charlie from Jane and chuckling at his little Peter Pan costume. “Nice job, honey,” he murmured, leaning over to press a quick kiss to her lips. “But you know, what?” he asked Eden, walking towards the door where the stood waiting. “I think Aunt Patty has a special treat for you in her lab, should we go see her before the party?”

 Eden was the only person in the world that Patterson allowed to call her “Patty.”

 Eden jumped up and clapped in excitement, more glitter flying everywhere as she did and Kurt laughed, reaching down to take her hand.

 “Wait, you need to put on your costume, daddy! And you too, mommy!” Eden said, giving Kurt’s hand a tug back towards his desk. “We can’t go to the party without your costumes!”

 Kurt glanced back at Jane, his eyes wide as she bit her lip and glanced down at the bag she had carried in and set down on the chair across from Kurt’s desk. She had hoped that Eden would forget about it once they got to the office but she should have known better. Her daughter never forgot about anything.

 They hadn’t dressed up for the party in previous years, instead focusing their costume efforts on their daughter. But this year, Eden had insisted that all of them dress up for Halloween. After deciding that she would be Tinker Bell and Charlie would be Peter Pan, she had told Jane that she should be Captain Hook. Kurt had been giving Eden her bath one night when she told him what his costume should be.

 “Nana!” she had exclaimed, bouncing one of her doggie bath toys along the top of the water. He had watched the movie with his daughter enough times to know exactly who Nana was.

 Nana was the Darlings’ family dog.

 Kurt had spent weeks trying to convince Eden that he should dress up as another character – any other character – from Peter Pan. But she was insistent. Daddy had to be Nana.

 So, Jane had gone out and rented an adult-size dog costume for him. Kurt had tried it on a couple of nights earlier, Jane collapsing onto their bed in a fit of giggles as he had emerged from their closet.

 “Oh my god,” she gasped, holding on to her stomach as she laughed hysterically. “It’s perfect,” she exclaimed, covering her face with a pillow so she wouldn’t wake up the kids.

 “All right, knock it off,” Kurt muttered with a grin, walking over to the mirror in the corner and letting out a groan as he saw himself. “I look ridiculous.”

 “You look adorable,” Jane insisted, crawling up on her knees and reaching her arms out as he walked over to the foot of the bed. She hooked her arms over his shoulders, giggling as she felt the fur of the costume against her skin. “So soft,” she said with a giggle as he scowled at her before leaning in to kiss her.

 “Should I be reading into anything that our daughter thinks I’m most suited to be dressed up as a cartoon dog?” he said, turning around so Jane could unzip the costume. Jane chuckled and shook her head, sitting back as she watched him change out of it.

 “Not anymore than I should about her wanting me to be the bad guy,” she said with a grin. “She’s going to freak out when she sees you in that,” Jane said as she crawled under the covers and pulled them back for him to join her.

 Kurt chuckled and nodded as he turned off the light and curled up beside her, pulling her into his side.

 “Then it’s worth it,” he murmured, pressing a kiss to her cheek as they dozed off.

 Kurt had resigned himself to wearing the dog costume when he took Eden trick-or-treating later that night – he could live with strangers seeing him in it. But he hadn’t planned to wear it for the office party, where he would be surrounded by the people who worked with and for him every day.

 “Baby, mommy and daddy are going to wear our costumes for trick or treating later, the grown ups aren’t dressing up for the party,” Jane started to say, and right on cue, Kurt’s office door swung open and Patterson walked in, dressed as Carl from Up!, complete with a bouquet of multi-colored balloons.

 “Tink!” Patterson exclaimed when she saw Eden standing there. “I’m so glad you’re here!” she said and Eden ran over to give her a hug.

 “Mommy, Aunt Patty is dressed up, so you and daddy can dress up too!” she exclaimed as she took Patterson’s hand and looked back at her parents hopefully.

 Jane and Kurt looked between them and then back at Eden and Patterson, knowing they were out of excuses.

 “I guess we can,” Kurt said, shaking his head with a small smile as Patterson mouthed “sorry” to him. “Why don’t you go with Aunt Patty to her lab for your surprise and mommy and I will get into our costumes and meet you there?” he suggested and Eden nodded excitedly, tugging Patterson’s hand as she skipped towards the door.

 “OK daddy!” Eden exclaimed as she waited for Patterson to open the door for her and they made their way to her lab. Jane and Kurt looked back at each other and laughed as Kurt set Charlie back down in his car seat and Jane handed him his costume.

 She took a step towards him and wrapped her arms around his neck, pressing a kiss to his jaw as she gazed up at him.

 “You are a really good dad,” she murmured, smiling as he leaned down to kiss her. “The very best dad.” He chuckled and pressed a kiss to her forehead as he stepped back and shrugged off his jacket.

 They quickly changed into their costumes, Jane stifling her giggles as she looked Kurt up and down. He shook his head and reached over to pick up Charlie, handing him to Jane with a smile as she held him against her with her non-hook arm.

 “Let’s go get our Tinkerbell,” he said, extending his hand to her and laughing as he looped his fingers around the plastic hook she held on her hand. They walked to Patterson’s lab, following the trail of gold glitter their daughter had left behind, and found Eden sitting on Patterson’s desk, holding an enormous multi-colored lollipop in her hands as Patterson held her wand.

 Her eyes lit up as her parents walked through the door.

 “Nana! And Hook!” she exclaimed with a squeal, setting down her lollipop and reaching for Patterson to help her off. She ran towards her parents as soon as Patterson had set her feet on the ground and Kurt reached down to pick her up. She immediately snuggled into his chest, petting the soft fur of his costume.

 “Daddy, you look just like Nana!” she exclaimed, reaching out and touching his cheeks with her hands. He laughed and leaned in, nuzzling his nose against hers and she laughed, squirming in his arms. She leaned over and lifted Jane’s arm, inspecting her hook with a smile.

 “Mommy, you look so cooooooool,” she said, holding her tiny fist around the plastic hook. “Aunt Patty, look!” she exclaimed, turning towards Patterson who nodded with a smile.

 “You guys look awesome!” she said, reaching out to hand Eden’s wand back to her. “Let me get some pictures of you guys.”

 The four of them posed for pictures together, and Jane took a few of Patterson with the kids, before all five of them made their way out into the bullpen for the party. A few other adults had dressed up, though none in quite as furry a costume as Kurt’s. He enjoyed some good-natured ribbing from his colleagues and was a good sport as Eden constantly brought other kids over to show off her “Nanadaddy” and feel how soft his fur was.

After a couple of hours, they headed back to their apartment, where Jane stayed with a sleeping Charlie and handed out candy to trick-or-treaters, while Kurt took Eden trick-or-treating through their building and a couple of neighboring ones. He arrived back home with a sleeping Eden on his shoulder, holding his daughter in one arm, and her wand and candy bucket in the other.

 Jane smiled up at him from her spot on the couch, reaching out to take the wand and candy from him as he carried Eden to her room. He quickly changed her out of her costume and into a set of pajamas, and she stirred awake as he pulled her pajama top over her head.

 “Daddy, you’re still Nana,” she mumbled sleepily as she saw he was still in his dog costume. He chuckled and nodded, leaning over and nuzzling his nose against her cheek. She let out a sleepy giggle as she wrapped her arms around his neck. “I love you Nanadaddy,” she whispered and he wrapped his arms around her little body, holding her close for a moment.

 “Love you my baby girl,” he whispered, pressing a kiss to her cheek before he sat up and pulled her covers back for her to crawl in.

 “Remember, I’m Tink,” she mumbled as she snuggled into pillow and he pulled her covers up over her shoulders. Kurt smiled and nodded, brushing her hair off her face as he watched her doze off. She was absolutely covered in gold glitter from her costume, and Kurt had a feeling they would be cleaning it up for months.

 “Love you my little Tink,” he said, leaning down to press another kiss to her temple. “Love you so much.”

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So Many Ways To Be Wicked

Chapter Two: Moving Day Summary: With Uma and Harry at Auradon Prep, the daughter of Tinker Bell and son of Peter Pan are determined to bring them down no matter what it takes. It soon becomes clear that there are so many ways to be wicked, and not all the AKs are as good as they appear. Word Count: 2,122 Chapter Summary:  As it becomes clear there isn’t exactly room for the new arrivals, movements are made, although not everybody is happy about this arrangement.  AN: This took way too long to update but university hit me and life changed a lot for me in the last few months but it’s finally here if anybody still cares! Content Warnings: N/A  Tags: @ohcristimhookedonhavocimsodunne @hunterofartemisthefirst @descendantsmalviefan

Chapter One

 “You were meant to be flirting T! You basically just scowled at him for a couple of minutes then stormed off!” Perry wasn’t exactly getting anywhere with Tia who was just marching ahead of him in an obvious strop. “Hey what is up with you?” That just opened a can of worms as she turned around to face him, a fire in her eyes. “You left me! You left me to deal with him on my own, he was a complete jerk and literally carries a weapon around which must be against at least one of the schools policies right?” She hated when Perry laughed at her outbursts, but he could never control himself. For a girl as small as she was, she had the temper of at least five people her size. He would often tease her, claiming that a lot of her anger was probably in relation to her height. “This is not funny! If you don’t think that I won’t just leave you to do this on your own then you are sorely mistaken mister!” 

He was expecting Tia to carry on, but luckily he was spared from the ranting as something more pressing caught her attention. Evie’s voice was one that you could hear from across the campus, especially when she was angry. The little fairy’s eyes practically lit up when she saw just who she was so angry with. “Uma?! I gave you a list Ben! All these young kids who deserve the chance we’re getting and you choose her!” 

Holding her arm out to stop Perry being seen, Tia was determined to hear as much as she could before being caught listening. “She deserves just as much of a chance as you! We couldn’t accept everyone straight away, not until the new dorms get built! If we left her on the Isle all she would have done was get angrier and angrier, at least here she can change.”

The blue haired girl didn’t seem to agree with him though, and although she wasn’t shouting now, the tone still showed that she wasn’t impressed. “And where is she going to stay now? Because I know you only have one room spare after placing Dizzy and Hadie.” Tia looked at Perry, a smirk on her lips as she heard Ben being ripped into. “If you think that placing Harry and Uma in a room together won’t cause issues then you are so wrong.”

“I actually have an idea about that. I just need to talk to Tia and Perry…” The smile vanished from her face quicker than it appeared as she heard her name being brought up. Perry on the other hand was already scheming, trying to figure out what he was going to say.

Evie was well versed on all gossip in the school, which was why she scoffed at Ben’s words. “Tia Bell? God you are dumber than I thought. Last I heard she hated your guts.” The blonde wasn’t the biggest fan of the villain kids, but she had to admit that she was on Evie’s side with this one. Ready to walk away having heard enough, she had no choice but walk straight into their path as Perry gave her an almighty shove. He presumed that he was already in enough trouble at this point, so there was no harm in making it any worse. “Speak of the devil.”

Ben turned around at Evie’s mumbles, his face blanched as he realised that he was going to have to deal with the issue sooner than he actually thought. “Oh um, Tia, did you hear any of that?” Nobody but the two of them knew what caused the tension between the pair, but neither of them were exactly willing to just go blabbing about it. One day they were the power couple of the kingdom, and then the next Tia had a dartboard of his face in her room and he was going out with Audrey.  

“Any of what?” She pretended to act dumb, although everyone was aware from the smirk on her lips that she had heard it all. 

Ben sighed, making Tia think this wasn’t going to be fun for her. “Uma and Harry still don’t have a dorm and there is only one room left. For obvious reasons we don’t want them sharing so I was wondering if you would swap roommates. I mean it would be easy for Kai and Erin to share a room, and that would mean you sharing with Uma-”

“And me sharing with Hook?” Perry interjected, showing a rare hint of anger. He was often angry about stuff but it wasn’t a common occurrence that he would show it. “You may have forgotten Ben, but I have history with his family. I mean my dad is the whole reason his dad has to use a hook.” 

Ben looked desperate at this point, knowing that this was his last resort. He certainly didn’t expect the chipper voice of T to start backing him up. “You don’t need to be worried Perry. We need to give them a second chance, I mean you were only saying that earlier.” Everyone was surprised at what Tia was saying but Ben was too happy to read anything into it. “I’ll go and talk to Erin and we can get them all moved in by the day is done.” Perry clocked on to what she was doing pretty quickly, but didn’t seem too optimistic so that he didn’t draw suspicion to himself. 

“Once we get the new building up and ready, you can go back to your normal arrangements I promise. So what do you say Perry?” The boy just nodded at him, but it was enough to make the king happy. “I owe you two so much, seriously!” Ben ran off, quickly followed by Evie, who looked like she wasn’t even near finished with her argument.

Perry looked down at his friend, waiting a moment to make sure that they were out of earshot. “And what was that about?” 

“You said we needed to get close to them. So refusing to room with them wouldn’t really give off the best first impression, would it?” She didn’t always come out with the smartest things, but even Perry had to admit that she was right. “Plus rooming with them gives us a real opportunity to figure out what they are up to, even if we don’t get along. I have to admit though, out of the VK’s Evie is probably my favourite.”

Perry linked arms with her, walking together as they often would, with the glint in his eyes that meant he was about to do something that would cause her to be in a mood with him. “Really? That’s funny I thought that Jay was after the way you were looking at him at R.O.A.R the other day.”

She pushed him away, obviously not impressed at his implication. “I swear to god Pan, if you carry on like this I will sneak into your room at night, steal Harry’s hook and shove it so far up your ass nobody will ever find it again.” Even though he knew her well enough not to take it seriously, there were times that he should probably watch his back around her just in case she felt like getting revenge. “Now we should go and tell Kai and Erin, I mean they should be okay with it right?”

“What?! You’re going to be living with Uma!” Erin was clearly not as okay with it as they had both previously imagined even though Kai had already agreed with them that it wasn’t a fully bad idea. They hadn’t indulged that it was part of one of their schemes yet, they were seeing just how long they could get away with keeping that one a secret. The twins never really encouraged the mayhem Tia and Perry loved to cause, both of them being pretty straight laced in their respective ways, probably due to them having royal status that they needed to uphold. “Do you really think that’s the smartest idea?”

Tia looked at her friend knowing that if anyone could get through to her, it would be him. “We need to give them a chance, Erin, plus it’s not like they can actually do anything to us.” She didn’t really look convinced by what he was saying, although she didn’t exactly have a say in the matter. “When do we ever get in trouble?”

Unlike her brother, the redhead did not find the joke that funny, instead just rolling her eyes. “I’m only worried because I care.” Nobody really knew how to answer her, knowing that it was true. Tia just scoffed loudly; it wasn’t as if she didn’t care about them too. She just showed it in her own (probably unhealthy) way. 

There was an awkward silence that filled the air as Tia stomped around the room packing her stuff. It had taken Perry about ten minutes, and most of that time was spent by him messing around, whereas the blonde had been working on it for a good hour by this point. Kai was the first to break the tension, knowing that it was very easy to start an argument when the girls were in a mood. “I don’t know why you brought so much stuff. Your mum literally lives like ten minutes away.”

“Ah but then I don’t have to visit her.” It was pretty well known that Tia wasn’t exactly close to her mother. When two people are so similar is isn’t exactly a recipe for success, especially when they are the only two in the house. It was pretty much how Perry became friends with Tia. Due to the boy’s mother being Wendy Darling, he wasn’t Tinker Bell’s favourite person, no matter who his father was. So when Tia was told she wasn’t allowed to talk to him on her first day of school, it just cemented who was going to be her best friend. Even as a child Tia knew how to be petty. “Anyway I am just planning for the future. I have everything I need here. It’s called being prepared.”

Walking up to the case which was literally packed to the brim, he picked up a tiara, with raised eyebrows. “Yeah this looks like it will come in handy.” She just stuck her tongue out, lifting up her mattress as everybody else looked on in confusion. Pulling out a bottle she placed it in her case along with the tiara she snatched out of Kai’s hands. “And what the hell is that?”

The smirk on her lips made it abundantly clear what it was, but always being one for dramatics she didn’t hesitate elaborating. “I’m not saying that I stole a bottle of my mum’s vodka, but that is exactly what I did.” She ignored the disapproving looks from Erin, instead sitting on her case and fastening it with a great effort. It was at this moment she slightly regretted packing as much as she had done, but it was too late for her to leave anything behind at this point. “Can one of you zip it up please?” Her eyes were wide knowing that with all three of them it was her way of getting what she wanted. Her ‘puppy eyes’ made those who knew her very weak willed, and she was well aware of that fact. 

“You two fasten that for her, I need to talk alone.” Erin stood up shakily, grabbing onto one of her walking aids and grabbing Tia’s hand as she dragged her outside. “You’re not just doing this to get Ben’s favour are you? You know that he is with Mal now and I don’t think you doing one good deed is going to change that.”

It took a few moments for the blonde to process what was being said. Although like most people Erin didn’t know the deal with her hatred of Ben, but she was clever enough to see that there was something beyond the anger. “I don’t care about his favour. I just want to do something good for once okay? Can’t I do something nice without there being an ulterior motive?” 

It was clear that Erin didn’t know how to answer the question, instead just giving her a hug. “Promise you won’t do something stupid?” There was no verbal response from Tia, she just pulled her in tighter as a response.

“I’ll be back as your roomie in no time. No need to worry about me. I can handle myself.”

There was a slight quirk of a brow from the taller girl as they pulled apart. “Mmmhmmm, that’s what I worry about.”

[wesonerdy]

While Killian gets some help to make his way back to Storybrooke (and Emma!), Emma tries to get over a broken heart. Get a sneak of tonight’s Once Upon a Time.

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“Love can save even the darkest souls.”

Yes Oncers, this was the lesson of last week’s Once Upon a Time, and it hit particularly close to home for Regina and Killian.

“Page 23” began with a flashback to Fairy Tale Land. The Evil Queen was hunting Snow White and seemed to trap her in a small village. Before EQ could torture the villagers for information, Tinker Bell intervened. She reminded EQ that when she had a chance to fall in love with the man with the lion tattoo at the pub (Robin!), EQ refused to go inside. Tinker Bell encouraged EQ to still pursue the possibility of love.

The Evil Queen’s father, Henry, admonished her to our show mercy to her people, and eventually she does leave without hurting anyone, claiming to love her people.

Later, Henry approached EQ and promised to help her claim her happiness. He gave her one of Cora’s hidden spell books that held a map that would lead them to a powerful object that would help locate Snow White.

However, Henry had a different plan. He was really leading them to Cupid’s arrow, which would lead her to gaze upon the person she loved most, the man with the lion tattoo. But Regina felt betrayed and, instead, used he mother’s spell book to turn Cupid’s arrow into an object which would allow her to gaze upon the person she hated most. Presumably Snow White…

…but the arrow led her back to her castle and to her mirror, where she saw herself. (SADS!)

In present-day Storybrooke, EQ and Robin made an alliance to get out of Storybrooke. She would send him back to the Wish Realm in exchange for him stealing something for her…the enchanted shears that would allow the Evil Queen to separate herself from Regina. Then EQ would destroy her doppelganger.

Elsewhere, Emma shared the news other engagement (!!!!!!). Snow and Henry were happy; Regina was especially happy for Emma (a beautiful SnowQueen moment!). Emma and Killian had decided to hold off on planning the wedding until Gideon could be handled… but now EQ was on the loose too.

Later on, EQ also stole Henry’s author pen so he wouldn’t use it to “write out” her plan. Henry encouraged EQ by saying she wasn’t the worst parts of Regina, that she could still change and find happiness. EQ then gave a note to Henry to give to Regina and expressed that she did love him, no matter what.

What was the note? It was Page 23, the page with Regina’s supposed HEA with Robin… what did it mean? Regina deduced that EQ had Alt Robin and wanted a showdown. Despite pushback from Emma and Snow, Regina would meet EQ by herself and end things once and for all.

While they waited, Alt Robin tried to talk EQ out of killing Regina. Why couldn’t they both go back to the Wish Realm and have a new start? Maybe that was his purpose for being in Storybrooke, to save EQ. But she disagreed. When Regina came, as planned, EQ separated them with the shears. Then they fought and it looked like EQ would prevail. However, Regina was able to gain the upper hand. Yet, instead of killing EQ and crushing her heart, she chose love over hate. Regina took some of EQs darkness into her heart and gave EQ some of her love. And now they should and could love themselves. It was wonderful!

Regina would also help EQ find a place to make a new start. Zelena and Snow were suspect of EQs intentions, but EQ apologized for the pain she caused and told them what she knew about breaking the sleeping curse. With Henry’s authorial assistance, they wrote EQ a new story. And it took her to Alt Robin in the Wish Realm! This time when she saw Robin with his lion tattoo, sitting in the pub, she went right in. Robin was glad to see her and they shared an ale. Cheers to a fresh start! In the end, we got our OutlawQueen but in an unexpected way…

All the while, Killian was depressed about proposing to Emma without telling the truth about killing David’s father. He reached out to Captain Nemo, who was planning to set sail (with Liam) on the Nautilus. Nemo encouraged Killian to either tell the truth and ask for forgiveness or keep silent and learn to forgive himself.

Later, Killian was gazing on the moment when he killed David’s father in a dream catcher. Before he could toss it in the fireplace and burn his memories, Emma approached and saw everything. She was very upset with Killian, not for killing David’s father, but for hiding the truth. Why didn’t he believe that they could overcome this together and trust one another? Until Killian was ready to be a team, Emma broke the engagement and gave the ring back.

Killian was distraught and ended up going back to Nemo to request to join him on his voyage. He needed a chance to find himself. They would leave at nightfall.

Before Killian could leave that night, Snow found him to tell him that EQ had been redeemed and got her happy ending. “Love can save even the darkest souls.” This meant Killian could get his HEA too, right? Snow shared being happy about their engagement and told Killian to go home to Emma. But would he?

He did! Killian went on the Nautilus to tell Nemo that he was tired of running and would go home to work things out with Emma. But as they said goodbye, the Nautilus started to submerge! But Nemo hadn’t given the order… who did? It was Gideon! He had a plan and wanted Killian far from Storybrooke. (Nooooooooo!)

And now Emma was all alone thinking Killian had abandoned her. *WEEPING*

  In tonight’s episode “A Wondrous Place” (written by Jane Espenson and Jerome Schwartz, directed by Steve Pearlman):

REGINA AND SNOW TEND TO EMMA’S BROKEN HEART WHILE HOOK SCRAMBLES TO FIND HIS WAY BACK TO STORYBROOKE, AND JASMINE TEAMS UP WITH ARIEL AS THE SEARCH FOR AGRABAH CONTINUES—When Hook finds himself trapped in another realm along with the Nautilus and her crew, he races to return to Emma before Gideon can execute the rest of his plan. In Storybrooke, Regina and Snow take Emma out to get her mind off Hook’s disappearance. And in a flashback to Agrabah, Jasmine befriends Ariel, and together they set out to locate Prince Eric as the threat from Jafar intensifies. (via ABC)

Watch these two clips from the upcoming show.

In the first, as expected Emma is hurting from Killian’s seeming betrayal. She gets a call to come break up a bar brawl at Aesop’s Tables; but when she arrives, there’s no fight. Snow and Regina used the ruse to get Emma to the bar so they can cheer her up. GIRL’S NIGHT! And in the second clip, we see the Nautilus is trapped in another realm by Gideon. But Hook is determined to return to Storybrooke to help Emma. Captain Nemo and his crew inform him that the only way back is with Kraken’s blood, which they don’t have. Hook insists they go hunt the beast immediately.

Girls' Night Out? Yes, please!

Posted by Once Upon a Time on Sunday, April 2, 2017

Gentlemen, let's go hunting. #OnceUponaTime pic.twitter.com/ek7oyItnFF

— Once Upon A Time (@OnceABC) March 30, 2017

  Fake fight, real friends, and drunk Snow! And I love that Killian is willing to do anything to hunt down a Kraken… this is going to be awesome!

Take a look at 10 images from “A Wondrous Place”, and we see that JoAnna Garcia Swisher (Ariel), Karen David (Princess Jasmine), and Deniz Akdeniz (Aladdin) are all back!

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Courtesy of ABC/Jack Rowand

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PREVIEW: ‘Once Upon a Time’ Season 6, Episode 15 “A Wondrous Place” While Killian gets some help to make his way back to Storybrooke (and Emma!), Emma tries to get over a broken heart.