#instead of having fun with the ships they have

[nctwarri0rs]

Kiss The Cook!

Erik Campbell x Reader

based on an anon i got:

no warnings! just pure silliness and family fun. Kiss the cook! 1k words :)

You had forgotten all about the gift you had gotten Erik for Christmas.

That was until the Campbell family get together you got invited to this weekend. Every first weekend of summer, the family would meet up at Howard and Brenda’s house and grill out. Bobby on drinks, Erik on grill, Julia on music, and Charlie on entertainment. Usually, Stefani would also be there trying to help out, but had been absent the past couple of years due to college not ending till later.

You had been invited the past three years, for as long as you and Erik had been a thing. It was nice to be around the family, and they treated you like you were a part of it. The Campbells had always been welcoming to anyone- even the friends of Bobby’s who were too rowdy, or Julia’s “secret” boyfriend that came in and out of the picture.

At about 4:00, you pulled into the driveway of the house, practically jumping out of the car and making a B-line to the backyard. Just had you as foretold, everyone was in their spots: Bobby on drinks, Julia on music, Charlie on entertainment, and Erik on-

… What the hell was Erik wearing?

He turned around to look at you, a shit eating grin on his face. He remembered your Christmas present. A brand new apron for grilling, “kiss the chef” written in red cursive on the front. You hated it. It looked perfect on him.

“Hey! Glad you made it. Do you like the outfit?” Erik asked, speed walking over to you and giving you a side hug.

You suppressed a giggle while talking, “You look great, I think!”

“Well I’m happy you bought it sweetheart.” You heard Brenda’s voice from behind you, who had been carrying out brownies that she had made. “Gives me an excuse to give my boy a kiss.”

She gave Erik a kiss on the forehead, leading him to turn red with a shy smile. “She loves it. I love it. Should get me more kisses than usual, right?”

You tilted your head, thinking. You could give in, smother him in kisses and tell him about how sweet he is. Or you could be evil.

You chose to be evil.

“Hm, I dunno. Test it out.” You shrugged your shoulders, patting him on the back, and leaving to go ask Bobby if he needed help. Erik looked shocked, but he was way more than willing to play into the challenge.

After making a couple of drinks with Bobby, the family all sat down right near the grill. The hotdogs that Erik had been cooking were finishing up, so they took the last few minutes to wind down from messing around.

“So, how's the wife and kids?” Julia asked jokingly, looking up at you and taking a sip of her vodka and orange juice mix.

You nodded with a smile, “Ah, the wife is great. The kids? Had to ship them to boarding school."

Julia couldn't help but laugh, “I mean, if they act anything like Kiki, you might have to.”

The mention of Erik, you, and children in the same conversation almost made you choke on your dr pepper. You turned completely red, but luckily for you Erik had finished the hot dogs. He came over carrying a whole tray. Handing them out one by one with tongs, he got yours and his last. Before he put yours on your plate, he hesitated.

“You know, you have to follow the rules to get fed.” He teased, setting one on his plate instead.

“Mmm… you don't pay the bills here.” You smiled up at him as you took one of the dogs from the tray. “I think I follow the rules enough.”

Erik’s face dropped, slouching back into the chair and placing the rest of the dogs in the middle of the table. He hadn't taken off his apron. On purpose, obviously. He wouldn't until he got that kiss, and he was getting it one way or another.

The whole family dug into their meals almost immediately. Before Erik could even get to his food, Bobby and Charlie were already grabbing for seconds. You couldn’t help but laugh. This was the type of family you had dreamed of. Nice house, nice backyard, happy kids (even if they weren't yours- maybe Bobby’s or Julia’s)

The sound of Erik taking your half finished plate woke you from your daydream. You looked up to see him still pouting, taking in his finished plate and yours.

“Oooh… I think he’s upset that you won’t kiss the cook.” Bobby snickered, smiling over at you.

You rolled your eyes, smiling back as you got up to follow him. “Erik, Erik!”

“Whaaaat?” he groaned back, more dramatically than ever. He put his plate in the trash and yours on the counter, guarding it with his body.

You stood in front of him, folding your arms across your chest. “Give me my plate.”

Erik shrugged, leaning one arm on the counter. “You didn’t follow the rules, soooo….” You could tell he was being silly. He had the half smirk on his face he would give you when he was messing around. However, he was not going to stand down from this.

You were hungry. You needed the food, so you gave in. On your tippy toes, you gave Erik a kiss on the forehead. “Better?”

He scoffed, taking his hands and putting him at your waist. “Show me a real kiss, please?”

You couldn't help but roll your eyes, leaning in and giving him the deepest kiss you could physically give. He smiled into it, knowing he had won. Both of you refused to separate from each other's lips for a good few seconds.

Until Bobby came in through the screen door, a huge grin on his face. “Mom said she’s about to cut the brownies!”

Erik pulled away, looking over at Bobby, “Oo, brownies!” 

He let go of you, taking your hand to leave out the door, with you grabbing your plate with your other hand.

[koimethehorizon]

DELTARUNE: A Masochistic Reading of Noelle Holiday and Trends of Masochistic Invalidation

(MASSIVE SPOILERS for all of Deltarune!)

To preface beforehand… everything I’m about to discuss is purely from my own reading, observations, research, and knowledge from friends within alternative communities (S&M and kink) while having very little personal experience with those communities myself. If this makes everything I’m about to discuss feel fraudulent, you are valid for assuming so. Frankly, I’ve been musing over whether I should even be the person writing this analysis. But as a fan of the Deltarune community and especially this character, I felt as if this topic has been disappointingly under-discussed, and I wanted to put any of my pennies into this bucket in hopes of finding those voices. If anyone with real knowledge and lives within these communities happens to read this and finds any of my observations off-base, please inform me in this post’s replies or tumblr asks. I yearn for more analysis on this topic and this character from your voices instead.

Art: @slugg-it-out

Last week... uh, wait 2 weeks ago (shit), I asked this kinda out of nowhere:

“Is Noelle Holiday a masochist?”

My answer? Yes!

… but I want to rephrase the question slightly. Noelle is a minor, so linking her to masochism, even when specifically talking about S&M relationship dynamics and psychosexual analysis is pretty touchy. 

Instead, let me rephrase it this way:

“What observations can we gather from Noelle’s arc under a masochistic reading?”

I don’t think I have to elaborate that Noelle, at the very least, has masochistic tendencies. All of her wiki pages say it, fan communities make constant jokes about it, and thanks to the voters last week, I know a decent majority also agree.

thanks everybody!

So why the heck am I talking about this like some big deal if this is mostly agreed upon?

I’ve combed across tons of Noelle analysis from psychological profiles, her metatextual relevance to Deltarune, the shipping wars, etc. I’ve scoured quite a bit ever since Ch 2… yes, for that long.

And to speak frankly… I think a lot of fans aren’t willing to take Noelle’s masochism seriously.

Not just in the “oh isn’t it funny that she wants to be stepped on” kinda way (though those memes are still very funny), but sometimes in a “Noelle’s masochism is a character-flaw” sort of way. 

And I have some concerns that I’ll get into later about that…

(btw, I’m only linking comments that are genuinely in good faith in this post, I’d rather not draw attention to the malicious ones.)

Here’s my piece: I don’t think Noelle is down bad just for the fun of making thirst jokes, I strongly believe that Noelle was explicitly written to be a repressed adolescent exploring her masochistic tendencies. 

Originally, when I finished Chapter 2, I had many thoughts on the Weird Route that I couldn’t quite put into a sensitive reading because I had no concept of masochism as both a real kink and especially not for artistic analysis.

But since those 4 years, I’ve gotten a bit more familiar with queer communities I’ve only started to see more and more things I hadn’t before.

Let’s check out two major introspective moments from Chapter 2 again:

Ferris Wheel dialogue:

Noelle and Kris below the City:

The reasons for where masochism comes from are varied, and I want to be very careful with making any oversimplifications… but man…

Noelle’s background and the specific way she words her introspective thoughts sound remarkably familiar. Let’s go over Noelle’s traits one by one and connect them to common sentiments shared about the appeal of S&M dynamics (not sexual activity but the more relationships between them) and the psychology of its participants:

"At first, I cried, but now… it’s like… watching them… makes me feel… comforted?" "It’s scary, but I can just turn it off, right? Now it’s mostly… people, that are scary. Haha."

Noelle seeks out extreme stimuli like being scared from horror movies, pranks, and deep diving disturbing video game secrets. Noelle expresses that the reason she loves these situations is because she knows that they aren’t real and that by the end of them, she’ll be ok.

S&M and kink participants create “scenes” in which people act out extreme, specific scenarios not simply to blindly experience pain or intensity, but to willingly engage in a fictitious version of their desires that in real cases would be dangerous to be in.

"I know we never found anything interesting back there… I mostly remember… crying because I was scared." "But for some reason I feel… nostalgic thinking about it... I guess I didn’t mind being scared if it meant… someone would comfort me."

Noelle also associates fear with a source of nostalgic comfort. This stems from long-gone days where she would frequently be scared, then comforted by someone she loves at the end of these experiences.

There are many cases of masochists seeking out scenes that are reminiscent of the punishment they had received in the past. Some even being re-enactments of deeply traumatic experiences, only this time, THEY CHOOSE to relive it with someone compassionate and will stop when they say so. (this is where safe words come from)

"(Sigh. Kris is the only one who knows how weird I am. It's not fair y'know?! Everyone knows how weird YOU are!)

Noelle lives with a lot of self-loathing and powerlessness in an emotionally neglectful household where she needs to hide her feelings and interests from her mother constantly.

Many masochists grew up in religious or puritanical households that forced them to bottle up their feelings. Some of these feelings transform into a sadism that is turned inward as a way to punish themselves for failing the expectations their environment placed on them.

"You’re the… good kind of scary. You aren’t afraid to… break the rules, y’know?" "… I wish I could do crazy stuff like you."

Noelle spends an exhaustive amount of time helping other people, despite the emotional baggage she already holds. In moments of introspection, Noelle tends to beat herself up internally about being incapable of rebelling and seeking adventure on her own.

While researching this topic, I came across a lot of beautifully written comments from people who expressed that masochism was a way to achieve freedom from themselves. By having someone else occupy their thoughts, they were free from their own intrusive thoughts, from controlling their own bodily sensations, and to have to stop worrying about themselves for a fleeting moment. 

While there are situations where Noelle will often confuse her boundaries and let people walk over her, she’s still at her happiest and most fulfilled when assisting people who genuinely appreciate her.

One of the biggest emotional appeals of masochists creating scenes for others, is a pride in serving as a conduit for other people to explore reactions that they weren’t allowed to share with anyone else beforehand.

And I haven’t even mentioned Susie yet!

Noelle fantasizes “scenes” with Susie, even to a degree that when she witnesses Susie’s bullying as an outsider, even to her childhood friend, she wishes she could be the one taking the humiliation instead.

Noelle is into people like Susie for a very specific quality. A person she considers “the good kind of scary”. Someone who is fiercely independent, who uses intimidation as an act, but comes out as emotional and kind-hearted when simply talked to.

And hell, for the Kriselle or the Krusielle crowd, Noelle seems to find these same qualities in Kris as well.

Art: @Kuroto_Draw

Their entire childhood relationship was based on similar foundations.

Kris used to scare Noelle through play-tearing out their heart, jumpscaring her from under her sheets, and covering themselves in blood like a zombie. A majority of these pranks were done innocently, and if any were to go too far, Kris would apologize or protect her from real danger.

Even if Noelle doesn’t have romantic feelings for Kris, they undeniably played a big role in forming experiences that Noelle now associates with companionship and desire.

Real practices of S&M or sadomasochism aren’t about inflicting/experiencing pain just for the sake of it. The point is to create a consensual relationship with the awareness that they ultimately have control over whatever is done to them.

All parties in an S&M dynamic MUST trust each other to only go as far as they need to.

It’s consent from all parties that makes the relationship legitimate.

This is the most important fact to keep in mind moving forward. Remember this.

If you’ve read up to this point, I imagine (hopefully) this all sounds plenty reasonable… except…

At the cost of undermining everything I typed up beforehand… again, it’s tricky to just label Noelle as a masochist and call it a day because she’s a teenager. 

Teenagers are famously incapable of understanding themselves, second-guessing their identities and orientations constantly. It’s still a developmental phase. Noelle is especially more emotionally stunted because her home life thrives on her masking through a jolly smile.

She’s barely had the chance to figure out or commit to her interests, so there’s no way to tell if she’ll still like these things or even still like Susie if they ever get into a serious relationship.

So… I just owned myself, right? Essay over?

Well… I have more evidence, but unfortunately, we’re going to have to get into the weird route. Where, unfortunately, these traits are far more obvious.

While this next part might be a tough read, I implore you to sit through as I think some of the MOST important messages of this reading are attained in this route.

(Content Warning: Topics of real-life abuse and toxic power dynamics.)

To me, the most disturbing aspect of the Weird Route isn’t the mass murder, it being the path to an alternative, darker ending, or even Noelle becoming a second player vessel or whatever.

Instead, it's the raw portrayal of an abusive romantic relationship.

When combined with the reading I’ve been using for Noelle so far…

In an extremely twisted way, the Weird Route acts as a sadomasochistic awakening for Noelle. And by selecting very specific options, the Player conditions her existing tendencies to make her unable to distinguish between consent and abuse.

Let’s look over the details:

While Noelle ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT ENJOY THE PLAYER’S ABUSE OF HER, she seems to increasingly become more and more willing to inflict harm on Darkners with the justification that doing so will make her more independent. All with a frozen smile on her face that only breaks when encountering Berdly.

While sadism and masochism are different in definition, a lot of masochism is defined to be sadism inflicted onto oneself. One reason for masochism I cited earlier is that some people desire pain and punishment because they feel like they deserve it. In this case, I feel as if Noelle is redirecting the sadism inflicted onto herself onto the Cyber City mobs once the Player has convinced her that this is all just a game.

Throughout Ch 2’s Weird Route, Noelle is subject to so much stress that she enters a trance-like state where she surrenders her mind, her memories, and even her physical sensations to our commands. In spite of everything, she interprets her predicament as freeing.

“To some, masochism was a way to achieve freedom from themselves. By having someone else control them, they were free from intrusive thoughts, from controlling their own bodily sensations, and to have to stop worrying about themselves for a fleeting moment.”

While freezing enemies on the way, you need to take Noelle to Spamton’s door, which she excitedly calls creepy… but also nostalgic. It’s very likely she is remembering the times she, Kris, Asriel, and Dess used to explore scary places together.

Again, some masochists seek out scenes that depict traumatic memories as a way of re-living them with a higher degree of control over those events. Noelle says that on each of these adventures, she would usually just cry and run away, but on the Weird Route, SHE is the one literally breaking the rules of the world and deciding the course of events.

Post Snowgrave, Kris returns to her to apologize. Then promises that none of it will happen again and to stay away. Instead, Noelle obsesses over Kris all day, even seeing her crush on Susie, as secondary. When they finally get to talk again, they both start at the end of a long couch, but as the conversation progresses, Noelle tenderly scoots all the way over to lean on Kris… despite them being the physical entity that she had just experienced a day of pain, trauma, and abuse from. 

…

Ok… let me cut off from the disturbing shit for just a second…

…And tangent onto something else I find very kinda disturbing.

Let’s talk about the weird ways anti-Suselle discussion incidentally or even purposely delegitimizes Noelle’s crush BECAUSE of her masochistic fantasies.

Art: @the_weaver

I’m not waging a shipping war here! It’s fine if Suselle isn’t your cup of tea, and strictly writing-related reasons are all valid. But I gotta go over some of the weirder sentiments I’ve run into during the agonizing post-Ch 2 era.

“How can Noelle still be into Susie knowing all the red flags? She even saw Kris get bullied badly and did nothing!” “Noelle barely knows Susie, what if she got into serious trouble by ending up with a rotten person?” “Noelle is unhealthily obsessed with Susie, it’s almost dehumanizing how so much of her attraction is based off of humiliation fantasies.” “Does Noelle even like Susie or just the idea of her?”

Here’s the thing… I actually don’t disagree with these comments in a broad sense.

It’s true that Noelle is already a very defenseless, self-sabotaging person who is seeking out a dangerous girl. A bully whom most of her classmates are terrified of being approached by.

It’s also true that Noelle knows so little about the real Susie that a lot of her expectations are definitely idealized. 

Susie’s bully persona was always a facade to keep other people away. And now that she’s become comfortable, no longer needing to use it… it’s reasonable to wonder if Noelle might have the wrong idea about Susie.

However, I feel like some of these sentiments, even if I’m certain 90% of are just out of goodwill and protectiveness for Noelle’s sake. The Deltarune community is dominated with queer support and I don’t mean to imply the community or these comments are bigoted.

However, I think a lack of sensitivity in addressing masochistic personality traits comes dangerously close to invalidating Noelle’s autonomy in a similar way to how femmes who participate in kink and identify with submission are often policed online.

Because of the misguided notions that masochists just LOVE pain and abuse for the sake of it, people are immediately discomforted whenever they hear of people engaging in S&M dynamics. Leading to shit like this:

“This is why bullies and abusers feel comfortable in their spaces.” “Victims are enabling these situations to occur more” “These helpless girls are going to end trapped in an abusive relationship or even dead” “Bad actors love that you let them take advantage of you” “Masochism is a mental illness, you need serious therapy”

Trust me, I relate heavily to being worried for other people and not wanting anyone to get seriously hurt… but these comments exist as a microcosm of people who are unwilling to see kinks and S&M as a valid experience.

The more comfortable people get invalidating masochism as an illness, the easier it is to distance yourself from them through jokes and shame.

And the real sad thing is: It’s easy to ignore victim blaming done by incoherent misogynists… but it’s polarizing to address victim blaming performed by overprotective online policing.

Oftentimes, hate speech and concern can seem indistinguishable.

…I’ve been struggling to write this part of the analysis for quite a while because one of the most upsetting realizations I made was that the Weird Route could be interpreted as fuel for victim blaming directed towards masochists and submissive femmes. 

After all, why should people like Noelle be trusted with her freedom when we have palpable proof that she will fail to assert herself when real danger shows up?

The fine line I’ve been trying to balance is that Noelle IS mentally unwell. Noelle’s masochistic tendencies ARE rooted from trauma.

And in a way, Queen and Rudy DO have a point that Noelle is deeply vulnerable to outside forces and needs watchful protection.

But I’ll repeat again, S&M is NOT a willing acceptance of violence and abuse. Legitimate S&M dynamics are found on consent!

The Weird Route is a cautionary tale on relationships that form when consent isn’t part of the equation.

Noelle becomes trapped into this abusive relationship NOT because of her masochistic tendencies, but because she has NEVER been able to explore a romantic relationship or her tendencies and hasn’t properly established her boundaries.

The moment Kris (the Player) returns to their commanding voice and physically endangers her, her longing for Kris is GONE.

I’m certain that Toby knew and predicted potential bad faith readings that could’ve been applied to Noelle’s behavior on this route. Which is why Noelle’s background is so absurdly detailed and specific.

Let’s go over the REAL necessary context that led to this:

Noelle lives in an unchanging, puritanical household trapped eternally in Christmas. Enforced by a very collectivist, matriarchal family dynamic that, as the next woman of the family, she must live up to. 

It’s almost to a comical degree with Carol preserving artifacts of the traumatic Dremurr/Holiday split scattered all over the house to remind her every day of what they’ve lost.

Carol is not just a strict mother but also the Mayor of Hometown.

She’s extremely neglectful of Noelle and is told to be “hard on her” whenever she’s around.

Despite being a valedictorian, a pillar of her community, giving gifts to her, and staying put, Carol never seems to show any open appreciation for her. To her, the success and safety of her daughter is more important than a loving relationship.

Perhaps to avoid ever having to relive what happened with Dess...

Noelle just seems scared of her. She won’t argue back or complain even when she is locked out of her house for hours. And throughout all her life, she’s had to hide her interests and relationships from her.

Rudy is at most a mediator of these domestic issues, but doesn’t fix them.

He even neglects serious matters by hiding behind smiles and jokes. And a lot of her inability to admit her emotions could be inspired by her father.

Noelle is also living with some PTSD or even guilt over her sister’s disappearance. Kris, Dess, and Asriel have vanished from her lives one way or another, and with Rudy bedridden, she’s running out of people to love.

Is it any surprise that Noelle, once The Player promises her some liberation, wearing the skin of a person she yearns to connect with again, and who also happens to know the ins and outs of Noelle’s psychology, easily folds to them?

The Weird Route is the consequence of restrictive parenting, emotional neglect, and most of all, invalidation. 

This is why talking about this is so important. And it’s why I’ve spent this ungodly amount of time researching this just to talk about a pixelated deer girl.

I didn't write this. But it is facts.

Even if I’m just completely bananas on Noelle’s tendencies being a serious plot point and even if it’s kind of ridiculous to diagnose fictional characters that we literally cannot question or talk properly to…

Fandoms read personality traits onto characters based both on their writing AND vibes. I mean look at the trans Noelle debate that popped up a few years back.

Brainrot Artistic analysis isn’t about scientifically dissecting the exact psychoanalysis bucket we can put a fictional character into, but the RELATABILITY of the struggles of fictional characters, where we can base entire readings off of.

If we can find valuable connections and lessons in fictional characters, even if we just hallucinated those intentions, those conversations can help us connect to ourselves and other people.

If even someone who only has a broad understanding of masochism can somehow see Noelle as a masochist, even if Toby never intended this (even though I think he did), it is still a valid reading.

And if I’m allowed to be slightly more inflammatory, popular characters like Noelle from a massively popular game, consequentially often have their less relatable qualities erased from discussion and headcanons. I’ve seen it time and time again with degrees of insensitivity.

It’s been done with Noelle, and you’ve definitely seen it with Kris.

46 citations! You didn't want to leave them a chance, huh?!! Did you feel anger? Hate? They were bleeding, begging for you to get out of their body. But you misgendered them! Again and again!

People should be allowed to explore their sexuality and seek relationships that they can grow from. That’s how a person finds their threshold for consent in the first place.

And just because Noelle has a weird, fetishistic love for someone, doesn’t mean it’s not real or worth delving into or questioning herself.

But here’s what I hope I’m trying to get across here is that, and hopefully for the FINAL time:

IT’S ALL ABOUT CONSENT!!! Consent is the difference between valid romantic experiences vs straight-up abuse.

That’s how marginalized people and people who have felt invalid their entire life FIND their communities. Through LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of trial and error!

Maybe the relationship will shatter. Maybe these desires will be preyed on by an abuser. And for Noelle’s case, maybe by seeking this danger, she’ll experience another traumatic experience and shatter her already broken conscience further.

But here’s the thing. 

How often does Noelle ever show confidence about what she feels? How often does she act on anything for her own sake? 

If Noelle’s desires can be exploited, doesn’t the blame fall on the aggressor and not the person who had the right to seek them out?

And lo and behold, Susie’s actually pretty chill after all! 

And by Chapter 4, I think you’d be delusional to still assume Susie doesn’t reciprocate some feelings back.

She gets so distracted by finding out if Suselle is canon that Kris can go down a large hallway, undergo an entire art therapy session, and eat that sweet sweet moss without her noticing.

Knowing how little Noelle ever allows herself to express her own interests, I think it’s actually healthier to just let her find out herself and see what truly makes her happy.

And let’s be perfectly honest - teenage relationships almost never hold up anyways. Suselle, Kriselle, …….Berdelle? It doesn't matter.

Regardless of who she ends up with at the end of Deltarune, it’s not guaranteed to be positive or even last… but the learning experience absolutely will. 

AKA: Don’t be a Carol.

PS. Holy [$?%!] this took way too goddamn long.

Everything I’ve said here is honestly very surface-level and more a result of my distant fascination for all sorts of people across marginalized spaces. 

I don’t know these people well enough to truly connect to them, but the best I’d like to offer is to explain why they are so interesting. At the very least, this character gave me a great excuse to delve into this topic further.

But for now, I need to give irl serious topics like this a break, I’ll be back to more fun posts until then.

[kuzure-collapse]

okay okay, LoBro cast but genderbend ? Yes throw the MC in it as well . Ik the plot would be the same as girl gaymer but like I still wanna somewhat know ;-;!!!

I do have doodles of how I imagined the cast genderbent! you already know how mc and Yanagi would look as girls though lol. it's messy but i was going for vibes

girl gaymer post, in which a female mc ends up romancing the non-genderbent girls. as opposed to this post where everyone is flipped

loser F!MC who chases after the original game’s M!love interests only to get their F!siblings instead

M!Tomoe, the cute boy next door. Hes always going on an adventure, playing video games during class, or hanging out at a convenience store with his buds. He thought about starting a YouTube channel at one point. Short king

F!Tomohiro, a cool older sister type. She tells mc to only practice judo with her because “the guys are perverts and they’ll grope you!” and “you’ll learn better from another girl anyway”. Just as touchy and sadomasochistic.

M!Kotoha, a sheepish guy at the back of the class. He has such a soothing voice and calming character. Flustered easily and always willing to help tutor mc. He gets insecure when people point out that he’s weaker than his sister

F!Kotose isn’t very different from her male counterpart. Still an aggressive hall monitor type. people call her a bitch behind her back but they don't understand she has a soft side. yanks MC into the bathroom, "you need to fix your uniform and clean off that makeup," as she buttons up your shirt and wipes your face

M!Satsuka is just as full of energy. A golden retriever boy who's seems oblivious to his feelings, but you're sure he likes you, right? He's so strong and goofy and maybe not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he’s fun to be around.

F!Satsuma is still quiet and intimidating. A low voice for a girl and also very tall and muscular. casually beats boys at arm wrestling, outlifts them at the gym, and humbles them in volleyball. Grown men lower their heads in her presence. "if you're scared of walking home alone, I can…come…with you.”

M!Yumeyo, a handsome upperclassman who’s the talk of the school. Hes so suave and gentlemanly and stylish. his voice is smooth like velvet and his hands are lithe and graceful. You don’t know if you ship him with yourself or with the rowdy volleyball player he’s always with.

F!Yumeki looks about the same as her male counterpart, just with pigtails lol. main difference is that people pity her more and she's less likely to be bullied. the supposed rival who takes attention from all the male leads with her innocence and naivety. "Senpai, I'm scared...Can you hold me?"

[dilfluvver4eva]

I hate Sam erasuee

I genuinely cannot put into words how much I despise the Destiel agenda people push with Jack. Like… what are you even talking about when you say Dean and Cas are “his parents” and Sam is just the "uncle"??

Be for real. That entire narrative is so far removed from what actually happened in the show it makes my head hurt. First of all, let’s talk about Jack’s literal first word: “Father?” And who was he speaking to?Sam Winchester. Not Dean. Not Cas. SAM.

From the moment Jack came into the world, he was reaching for Sam. It wasn’t some random thing either—Jack sensed the one person in the room who was willing to give him a chance, who didn’t immediately label him as a threat. Sam was the first person to look at Jack like he was a child instead of a ticking time bomb.

Now let’s talk about Dean’s reaction in that same moment: Dean’s first instinct was to *shoot Jack in the head*. Not hesitate. Not think it through. Not try to understand. Just straight-up pull the trigger. That is not fatherly energy. That’s not “I’m scared but I’ll protect you anyway” energy. That’s “I want you dead” energy. And this isn’t an isolated incident either—Dean spends episodes treating Jack like he’s an abomination, something that shouldn’t exist, and only softens up after Sam and Jack do all the heavy lifting to prove Jack’s humanity.

Sam, on the other hand? Sam is the one who teaches Jack how to be a person. Sam is the one who comforts him when he’s scared, supports him when he’s grieving, and believes in him when literally no one else does. Sam sat with Jack and taught him morals, patience, and empathy—things Jack wouldn’t have learned from anyone else. Sam raised Jack emotionally, spiritually, and mentally. That’s not “uncle” behavior. That’s a parent.

And don’t even get me started on the way Destiel shippers sideline Sam in Jack’s life just to push some weird “co-parenting aesthetic” between Dean and Cas. It’s not only inaccurate, it’s insulting to Sam’s role in the narrative. Sam didn’t risk everything for Jack, didn’t fight for him, didn’t love him deeply just to be reduced to the “fun uncle” who occasionally shows up.

Dean and Cas as Jack’s “parents” is fanfiction. Cute for an AU? Sure. But in canon? It’s revisionist history. Dean didn’t even want Jack alive for most of his formative moments, and Cas wasn’t there for half of it either. Sam is the only constant. Sam is Jack’s anchor, his protector, his guide. If anyone is Jack’s father, it’s Sam Winchester.

So no, I don’t want to hear about your “found family” headcanons where Dean and Cas are the doting dads and Sam is just the quirky uncle popping in to babysit. That’s not what happened. Stop disrespecting Sam’s place in Jack’s life to prop up a ship dynamic that never existed in the show.

[lynxgriffin]

Sure, if you commission me to do that!

If I think of an idea I really want to do with them or if someone commissions them, sure.

...Does Eldritchrune suddenly not count anymore?? D:

Not what I ship but more power to those who do!

Nope, you will just get my fursona.

Not what I ship, but Toby in his infinite wisdom gave material to pairings of all sorts these last few chapters. As long as folks are having fun and respecting other folks' preferences it is all good by me.

Jackenstein is a super fun character but man I'm not sure how I would tackle him for Eldritchrune. His whole schtick is that he's supposed to be scary but is just adorable instead!

Wow that sounds pretty cool, I'll have to.....hey wait a minute

[prolifeproliberty]

I've had heavy, long periods since 10yo. I'm 32 now, periods 2-3x/mo now, and my parents threatened to kick me out if I didn't try BC to 'regulate' (I was VERY against, terrified of side effects, but my parents don't believe those exist). So, I've been on 2 kinds of BC, Lo Loestrin FE (combo) for 8 months and Jenycla (progresterone-only) for 1.5 weeks, and side effects (phys/emo/psych) are AWFUL! ESPEC bad anxiety/depression/suicidal ideation! Can't go to regular bathroom w/out panic attacks!1/2

2/2 I literally had to talk myself out of buying some sleeping pills yesterday 'just in case'! It's THAT bad! But I'm worried if I stop the pills now, I'll bleed even worse than I already am, and I'm also terrified of how long it'll take these stupid side effects to go away 'cause I've read it can take weeks/months/sometimes OVER A YEAR to go away, and I don't think I can make it that long! I'm actually looking into getting hysterectomy done 'cause I'm aroace and KIDS GROSS! So scared! Help?

I am so sorry you’ve had such an awful experience! I would highly caution you about getting a hysterectomy- even if you’re not planning to have kids, the uterus is a major organ in a major organ system, and there will be other health side effects to getting it removed. There’s a few things you can try first that will hopefully help so you don’t end up at a drastic last resort.

I’ve always had heavy and painful periods, and there are two things I’ve done that made a big difference, and one thing I’m starting now that I’m hoping will also help (tbd - just started so I won’t see results likely until my next cycle). I also have an additional tip if the rest of this doesn’t work for you.

1. I changed to a chlorine-free pad with a cotton top layer. I’ve also heard that reusable cotton pads have worked well for a lot of women. Within two cycles this changed my periods from debilitating to not fun but manageable. These are the ones I get.

2. I went high-fat carnivore. This was probably 6-ish months after I changed pads, and it took a few months after going carnivore before I noticed a difference in my cycle. Reducing carbs helps with PCOS, and removing gluten helps endometriosis, and this diet does both. Animal fat also does wonders for your hormones. Your body literally needs cholesterol in order to make hormones, and women have been told for decades that fat and cholesterol are bad for us! No wonder so many women have reproductive health issues (and are consequently told to go on birth control). A great resource to get you started is Steak and Butter Gal on YouTube. She has tons of recipes and tips for eating carnivore, and she does Friday night live streams where she and other carnivores (including sometimes carnivore doctors) answer questions and give advice. The basic concept behind the diet is beef, bacon, butter, and eggs. No sugar, no bread, no fruit or vegetables! Yes you will get all your nutrients, no you won’t have a heart attack. Eat the fat and the meat!

3. I’m now starting to supplement with iodine. The first two things greatly reduced my cramps and other symptoms, but my flow is still very heavy. Heavy periods can be a sign of iodine deficiency, and I’ve been listening to stuff from Dr. Elizabeth Bright who is an expert on hormones and thyroid health. She talks about how your body needs iodine to function and basically everyone is deficient. Our food contains less iodine than it used to due to soil depletion, and toxins in our water and environment block our absorption of what little we get. She talks more about it (along with how we need more fat) and gives advice on how to supplement in this video. I got the 2% iodine instead of the 5% because I could get it on Amazon with free shipping, so I’m doing 5 drops a day to get the same amount that’s in the 2 drops of 5% that she recommends.

4. If the above doesn’t work or you don’t want to wait to find out, you can also go to this website (scroll down and click “Find a Medical Consultant”) and find a doctor in your area who specializes in treating reproductive health issues without birth control. They may be able to do customized hormone supplementation and/or bio identical hormones that will work better with your body.

Hopefully this helps! I’m also here if you need to talk, I know it’s a lot. I am praying for you!

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

OOOOHHHH OMG plEEEEASE tell us abt the coraline GF au.... it's been forever since I've seen coraline so I can't ask that many good questions. I wanna know about it soooo bad that movie scared me shitless as a kid

I'D LOVE TO TELL YOU

Right here under this lovely little cut:

Ok basics: Mabel is the Coraline of this au, obviously. She and Dipper have been shipped up to Oregon to stay with Ford for a while (He and Stan are a little younger to fit the parents from Coraline better, so Ford's an uncle here.) Mabel and Dipper have heard in vague allusions between family members that the cabin that Ford lives in now was one that he and his parents stayed in for a vacation or something like that, and that their father thinks that Ford buying the place isn't good for him. They have no context for why. It might have something to do with the fact that Ford immediately warns them away from playing in the woods the minute they get there.

Mabel tries to be optimistic about the stay, but while Ford and Dipper hit it off pretty well, Ford isn't as great with her. He often goes quiet around her, like he's thinking of something else, and sometimes doesn't seem to even like looking at her. Between that, the fact that Dipper's time is eaten up by Ford, and the fact that the cabin isn't close to any houses with people her age (and the people who are around are odd and don't have much time for her), means that Mabel swiftly grows very, very lonely.

So she wanders the house, trying to find things to do. And during her search she finds a small trap door in the wall with a funny design of a triangle carved into it.

And when she opens it, she tumbles through a strange tunnel straight into another version of the cabin with a man with buttons for eyes that claims to be her "Other Uncle Stanford!" Uncle Stan for short. He tells her that this is a version of the world just for her, and he does his best to entertain her alongside the Other Dipper.

Mabel's having a great time! So great that she tries to bring Dipper along, but when she tries to show him the trap door it's locked, and when they unlock it, it's just a normal door. Dipper tells her to stop playing around.

Well, fine! She doesn't care! She'll go have fun with Uncle Stan and Other Dipper!

But the more she talks to them and the other residents of the Other World, the more unsettled she gets. It doesn't seem utterly perfect at all. And soon enough she desperately, desperately wants to leave.

In the real world, Ford and Dipper get worried.

CHARACTER ALIGNMENTS:

Mabel - Coraline :)

Stan - Other Father and Other Mother. The general charm of the Other Mother, but the level of autonomy of Other Father. He's still more of a real person than anyone else in the Other World. For some reason :)

Ford - The normal parents, and also Wybie's grandmother. He's still a paranormal researcher, but there's a level of grimness to his research.

Dipper - Wybie! And Other Dipper is Other Wybie.

Beldam - Bill Ciper

These are less fleshed out but they're what I'm working with:

Fiddleford - Mr. Bobinsky. Raccoons instead of mice! He's a complete nervous wreak and hermit who lives in a ramshackle hut. He tells Mabel that there is something evil in this place, but can't explain why he won't leave.

Blubs and Durland - Miss Forcible and Miss Spink. Instead of burlesque they're incredibly into vaudeville acts.

Gompers the Goat - the Cat lol

[its-hard-to-let-go-of-an-echo]

Day 1 of Nico di Angelo Appreciation Week! Today's prompt: Genderbend

Link to ao3: they're so pretty it hurts

Ships: Pre-dating Nico/Will, Piper/Jason, Piper & Jason & Nico

Things to note: slightest bit of internalised homophobia, coming out

Words: 1,655

You can also read it here under the cut!

Nico is Nicola, and Will is Willow btw :)

“Jason!” Nicola banged on the door panickedly, praying he was home. “I’m having a crisis!” She screamed dramatically, throwing the door open and running to flop on the bed and faceplant into the pillows to mask her squealing.

“Nicola, You okay?” Piper asked, head tilted, sitting cross-legged on the couch; she was leaned against Jason, who had a sheepish look on his face. They seemed to be playing a game of Uno, the cards laid out in front of them on a couch cushion.

“Sorry,” Jason mouthed, “didn’t know you’d visit.”

Oh gods . The ravenette sat up and dragged her hands down her face. “It’s okay, Jace, I’m just having a… moment, I suppose.” She soothed herself, dragging her thumb over her closed fist.

“Oh.” Jason’s eyes widened, and he coughed awkwardly, shuffling in place. The silence dragged on for a few long seconds, and Nicola weighed her options. She could let Piper leave and speak to Jason alone, but she might be able to help. Plus, Jason promised his friends were much more accepting than the people of the 1930s, surely she would understand. Hopefully. But what would happen if she didn’t? Would she make fun of her like Leo always did about the way she dressed? Her eyes pleaded with Jason’s, mentally asking him what she should do, but he remained still in place, vision fixed on the fraying rug in front of the couch like if he looked away, the cabin would be set on fire.

Before she could make her decision, Piper’s eyes flicked between the both of them and she stood abruptly. “Ok, you guys talk about whatever you need to.” She ruffled Jason’s hair. “I’ll be in my cabin if you need me.” She got to the door, doing a silly-looking salute while opening it when Nicola finally spoke up. Now or never.

“Piper! Wait. Sit back down.” No going back now. “I, uh don’t mind you knowing.” Nicola rubbed the back of her neck as Piper awkwardly returned to her seat. “It’s just... ugh. I just don’t even know where to start.”

Jason smiled empathetically, and he finally regained his calm “Want to play Uno with us while you explain?” He flashed her the deck and Nicola let out a relieved sigh.

“Okay, just don’t get mad when I beat you guys, I have like 70 years of practice.” she joked, walking over and hoping the fake confidence could grant her some real courage. Piper’s face twisted in confusion, but Nicola shrugged it off, sitting on the rug in front of them, “Doesn’t matter. I just… I think I like...” She looked away for a couple moments, cheeks flushing in anticipation while Jason shuffled the cards, glancing at her every few seconds like he knew what she was doing, but not if she would go through with it. Deep Breath. Black eyes met dark brown.

“I like Willow.” The words came out in a singular, rushed phrase. She looked towards the floor, hoping her messy bangs would hide her pink yet scared face.

Silence fell like a blanket over the three, Jason pausing his shuffling to gauge his girlfriend’s reaction.

Nicola knew she would be accepting; her mother was the goddess of love for Hades' sake! And she trusted what Jason said. It was just so hard saying those words out loud, especially after what happened with Cupid. And the extended quiet didn’t help at all. Panic coursed through her veins as she pulled at her shoulder-length hair, eyes tensed shut as she prepared for the humiliation. 

Instead, a warm hand found her shoulder, grounding her. Piper gave her shoulder a supportive squeeze. “I kind of already suspected. Thanks for telling me, Nicola. Must’ve taken guts.”

Nicola’s mouth flew open in shock. “What, how?”

Piper thought it over for a second, leaving Nicola’s mind to go crazy over all of the small things that might have given her away as a lesbian. Was it her hair being shorter than most campers? Was it how she never dressed femininely? Did Willow guess and tell everyone?

“It was just, sort of obvious I guess. At least to me.” Piper played with one of the small braids scattered throughout her hair. “You look at her like she hung the moon. Nobody told me anything.” She dropped her hair back onto her shoulder and shrugged casually, as if Nicola didn’t rip apart her whole being to find out what gave it away.

Jason spoke up, reassuring her. “Don’t worry, I haven’t told a soul. She’s just very attentive.” He placed his hand over his girlfriend’s and looked at her lovingly.

���Am I really that obvious?” Nicola asked, eyes wide. Piper nodded solemnly. “Oh my gods.” She facepalmed, panic shaking through her as she shuddered.

Piper reached down and patted her back, “People at camp are really accepting, hun. Plus, every time my siblings brought you two up, I discreetly changed the topic. Got your back, girl.”

“Thank you.”

Jason smiled fondly at the girls and resumed handing out the cards, counting under his breath until he reached seven. “Is that all you were panicking about?” He asked, sliding their piles towards them.

Nicola received her cards and fanned them out, planning her moves. “Sort of. She’s just. So pretty. It like, hurts.” She scrunched her eyes, and swiped a hand up her forehead. “I just don’t know what to do with myself.”

“How so?” Piper asked, placing down a yellow four. Jason picked up, skipping his turn.

Taking a second, Nicola looked down at her cards and settled on placing a green four. “The way she smiles. It freezes me in place. Her teeth aren’t perfect, but it makes me all warm and fuzzy.” Piper hummed in approval, placing her card, “And gods, her eyes. They’re so bright and blue, like the sky, and when she looks at me, I feel like I’m having a heart attack. And her freckles – and her lips!”

Jason put down a green nine and grinned at her. “You really love her, Neeks. I’m happy for you.”

“It can feel scary, huh. But still good, right?” Piper checked, straightening up the deck.

“Yeah,” Nicola’s eyes got all starry as she placed a green reverse card. Without warning, she jolted in place in place. “That’s not what I came in for!”

“Was it not?” Jason added his card to the pile.

“No! Well sort of. The way she’s been acting — it’s weird.” Piper set down a plus two and Nicola picked up the needed amount from the deck as she pondered for a bit longer. “I’ve noticed her almost looking me up and down when I’m not paying attention, and she’s been making up excuses to be around me, and touching me too. Like after she drags me to the Apollo table at breakfast and I eat a bite of food, she moves her leg to touch mine, and—” She started blushing aggressively and slapped her palm over her mouth.

“What?” Piper’s smile gave away her excitement, and her face perched on her hands as she abandoned her cards to the folds in the couch. Jason seemed to lean forward as well, curiosity taking over.

“She might have kissed me.” Piper’s jaw flew to the floor and Jason followed suit. “Well, she tried to, but I panicked! We were stocking bandages and talking, and she came closer, and I- I didn’t know what to do! I just ran!”

“Holy shit,” Piper swore, and although Nicola didn’t know her that well, she was aware that it took a lot to make the Piper McLean swear. She must be done for.

“I know, I know, I messed up! How can I fix it? She probably hates me right now!” Nicola almost wailed, her fate becoming evident as her eyes got teary.

“Hey, hey. It’s okay. We’ll figure it out, I’m sure she doesn’t hate you,” Jason piped up, scooting down to the floor to be eye-level with her and discarding his Uno deck like all that mattered was making Nicola feel better. His hands were warm on her shoulders, and she felt herself take a deep breath.

Piper joined them on the floor. “Okay,” She nodded, gears turning in her head, “I think you need to go talk to her and-”

“But what do I say!?” Nicola’s hands flew to her roots, tugging on them like they were a lifeline. Jason’s hands squeezed tighter, grounding her into the now, and Piper reached up to grab her hands out of her hair. Piper's palms weren’t as warm as Jason’s, but they were soft as butter, and a great thing to grip onto.

Piper spoke slowly and clearly, like she was calming a cornered animal. Her words were warm with encouragement and maybe just a little charmspeak, but Nicola didn’t care in the slightest; it helped a sense of calm and certainty wash over her. “You’ll just tell the truth - say you panicked and didn’t know what to do, but that you do want her, because you do. I’m sure she’ll understand – Willow’s the sweetest person I know, and she knows you better than anyone. ”

“Yeah, you got this, Neeks. Willow obviously likes you more than anything and a little panic won’t change that.” Jason looked her in the eyes before letting go of her shoulders with a final squeeze. “You got this.”

“Are you sure?” They glanced at each other for a moment before nodding with an air of confidence that wafted towards Nicola, helping her regain her calm.

It was just what she needed. She looked between both of them and it was clear just how much they cared about her. She wasn’t used to that - confiding in people or having them actually care. She didn’t have much time to mull over that before Piper pulled her to her feet and gave her a tight hug.

“Go get your girl!”

What do we think?? I might make a sequel and/or prequel to this if you guys enjoyed it, because I love solangelo yuri and this was super fun to write!! Any ideas in what could be included in the sequel or prequel?

So happy to be apart of this writing challenge! Thanks @nicodiangeloappreciationweek

See y'all tomorrow for day 2!

[owlpero]

I never wanted to go to a school dance until you showed up.

[licorishh]

double ?? upload ???? yeaaaahh i've gotten FASTERRrr for whatever that's worth so complementary blyla because guess what i miss them too (nobody was surprised by that)

[normystical]

hey hey hey no worries! it's not dms, its a different format, so it works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and even if it was dms, i wouldnt mind. you take your time, really, its fine ^^

OH ALSO. cutting this off again. cuz someone reblogged our conversation so now im getting a bit anxious and i feel that i HAVE to clarify now in case it happens again lmao </3

OO wait wait i know a platonic cross ship!! in this server im in there was someone named moonie or whatever who was obsessssed with radioparfait. thats alastor and parfait cookie crk being friends. ITS SOO CUUTE,, EDGELORD AND CUTESY GAL,, I GOT ATTACHED TO THEM AS WELL EHEHE

yeahh its. well idk. people seem to include arospec stuff a lot but like. ONLY when theyre excusing shipping characters. which is kind of weird but ok. but yeah nobody outright confirmed huh?

also now that you mention representation of allos in the context of the split attraction model... allos can use that too, which im guesisng you already know? but shockingly a lot dont, and im mildly annoyed by that ig? i think itd make for good representation and stuff. could be fun to work with. i have a bi lesbian oc, specifically homoromantic and bisexual in particular. idk i just think more headcanons like that would be cool. but the closest i literally EVER get is seeing someone use, for instance, the pan flag and the poly flag, and i say oh cool so theyre varioriented? and theyre like oh whoops haha no i just meant polyamorous damn wrong flag. gahhh. i made a "your fave is varioriented" sorta blog to try and normalize it but most of the submissions are apsec stuff. which is fine, of course, but it frustrates me bc of what the whole initial purpose of the thing was yk,,

and BOY are people weird about the morality of that stuff. yk. inherently morally neutral stuff. but whats the weirdest is sex bc its both required but also bad??? and sex without romance is just out of the question,, some stories arent exactly arophobic but FEEL that way bc of the message. like helluva boss. idc what anyone says, m&m were the assholes at ozzie's. imagine being a romance-repulsed horndog at the place and having to listen to a cheesy love song out of nowhere,, also not to mention the stuff with blitz and all. but whatever i guess. im just glad theres like ONE webcomic where it was RESPECTED that the character "wasnt a relationship person" as she put it. i hardcore believe shes aroallo even if its not outright confirmed. hattie from live with yourself! btw. i love her

WOOF ok thats a lot of text aushsh sorry. i warned you though;; MOVING ON

yeahh i guess i sometimes try to rush a bit. though i suppose its no big deal. still, its kind of hard to decide how characters feel about each other, i suppose? based on their personalities and stuff? or maybe i just use a different method to decide,, idk

WOAH theres a makeship plush of a character?? was not aware,, but yeahh i played it when i was young too ^_^ theres sooo many more islands now, the layout of the menu where you choose which island to go to is different now,, but yeahh auglur is so gorgeous,, im also fond of strombonin but auglur is probably the most objectively pretty. i also drew them once ehe,, as part of a ship thing i fear. but that ship was part of a hashtag relatable aromantic moment so it could probably be worth it if i share it. if you wanted to see?

edit: "i wanted you though" instead of warned?? catastrophic typo i fear

i ddont go here and by "i dont go here" i mean "i do pretty much go here but somehow i dont feel a close connection to this fandom whatever dont question it man" but i saw you discuss the skins and i saw someone sent this in a server im in. which is rad af

...aaaand am just now realizing that its possible its not canon tho. but like. if it is. well damn /pos

woauh hi new mutual!!! i was gonnnaaaa say it isnt canon HOWEVER ! I looked more into it and apparently it is?? i thought it was an edit at first but when she's hit she makes that face :] (since you only half go here im gonna assume you doooo know how the game works? in case not ummm. horror survival thing. you can get hit, characters make different faces when hit.) anywho thank you for the ask i would not have known this if you didnt say anything :0!

[toupee-or-nottoupee]

my favorite ship dynamic is "I've had to watch you go into the path of no return and I love you" and its just blonde boys watching dark haired guys literally make the worst decisions known to man

[keferon]

I love the Rodimas x Lost light shipformer. It reminds me of TFA ratchet and Omega Supreme but with romance~ plus imagine trying to mutiny and the Ship itself says “no :)’

[headcanon that to the lost light the Rod pod is like a plushie of the bf]

Owwwwwwww hahahfkg

....now I'm thinking about how...like...Getaway woud probably have to ask Sunder to mind control Lost Light....

And the whole thing with Rodimus being so eager to get his ship back from Getaway would be SO MUCH more personal.

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus: "I need her to be Mine~" Athena: "...I can introduce you two." Odysseus: "What? Really?! Wait, you know her?" Athena: "Uh, yeah? You think you're my only pet trickster? You just said she was the 'smartest girl in the game', you think I'm gonna ignore that? I'll be right back."

Meanwhile~

Penelope: "...So...The guy who has been watching me from around corners before running away is also one of your favored mortals?" Athena: "Yes, I'm sorry, he's usually a lot smarter than this." Penelope: "...Eh, You know I've had stupid moments too. I'll go say hi."

[azonewithu]

I dont like cruise ships either. Fuuuck ygat i went on one of those be once. People will start going overboard. Whet happened to that guy? Who knows? I dont care how luxurious it is. Youre still trapped. I big floating hotel. Ill stay at the hotel on land. Just in case. I dontvtrust thosevpeopleceitherbitll be every man for themselces women and children last with thise assholes. Watch this rocket yo. Boom. Aww it blew up. Thats ok i hot another one. I dont like justcwatching a rocket or one plane or a few even go up in the air. I dont know i like risking my life an individual level. I feel i have better odds. If a civilain airshow pops up and its right in front of my balcony then i may as well watch it. But kne time i was like those are dangerous n noisey. Do it iver tye laje do only ine idiot who likes flyi g do kuch dies. Then the pksne crashed into a crowd instead. I just font wanna be on a lust of 27 assholes who met their end trying to have fun that way.

[kelpermoosee]

Guy who thinks his love language is gift giving, but in reality he feels obligated to give people lots of stuff in order to make them stay