#instagram bio for sports person

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Instagram Bio For Football Lovers | Instagram Bio For Football Lovers 2023 | फुटबॉल प्रेमियों के लिए इंस्टाग्राम बायो

Instagram Bio For Football Lovers | Instagram Bio For Football Lovers 2023 | फुटबॉल प्रेमियों के लिए इंस्टाग्राम बायो. Instagram has become a popular platform for sharing and connecting with people who share similar interests. As a football lover, it’s essential to have an Instagram bio that captures your passion for the game and showcases your personality. This article will guide you through…

[nova2kss]

Influencer island

“GOOD MORNINGGG AMERICAAAAA”

“I’m your host Yanna Bailey to Influncer Island. It’s new, it’s hot, it’s dramatic, and it’s your new obsession!”

“We’re bringing all of your fav influencers and Internet personalities across the country for a steamy hot adventure”

“You all know them”

“And you all love them”

“I have hand picked these hotties myself…some ofc more known than others none the less they are all wild and ready to come in swinging!”

“Before I introduce you to the men that will participate in influencer island I think it’s fair that I give you a run down of what this show will look like!”

“These 16 hotties will come in ready to pick some partners and participate in challenges”

“Each pair will receive points based off of where they place on the board and based off votes from the viewers aka you guys”

“At the end of each episode there will be a poll placed for voting”

“You guys will be able too vote who should stay, go, and receive a punishment, or a hot date”

“With that being said let’s introduce the men of INFLUENCER ISLAND.

“Coming in first we have the famous polo boy himself”

“Armin Arlert”!

“He’s best known on instagram for being the cute polo soft boy model as stated in his bio, the internet has named him the number 1 golden retriever baby and I couldn’t agree more!”

“Armin is such a sweet heart and I know he can’t wait to be here….but with him being a sweetie pie…will he be able to hang and get wild with the rest of the contestants?”

“Especially this chipped tooth, beer drinking, horse riding, dirty country boy gone viral”

“Reiner Braun”!!

“This big beefy boy best known on that clock app has gone viral for bringing his southern ways onto the app, Reiner caught the attention of many wild men and sexy ladies and was requested by the merrier”

“Currently living in Mississippi but we all know he’s a real south Floridian gator wrestling boy. He’s the perfect match for this cast”

“Next up we got this black cat clothing owner bertoldt hoover!!”

“Best known for his brand flontae clothing and getting hella wild on them boats, don’t let the pretty eyes fool you this city boy knows how to party”

“Kristen made that cast Okay!”

“Y’all know him cause he definitely produced your favorite songs”

“He’s worked with Nicki Minaj, lil Wayne, drake, lil durk, Kanye west, and so many more”

“However when he’s not in that Stu making beats he’s out hosting the biggest parties and filming it all letting us know he was a perfect candidate for this cast!”

“This hot head was requested by the executive producer herself, we’ve seen him whoop ass in that underground ring, we’ve seen him getting wild in the streets, we’ve seen him catchin ass on twt and we wanna see MOREEE!!”

“Everyone love porco”

“But I don’t think as much as y’all love this sexy stoner”

“Constance springer the man that you are”

“He’s 6’0 tatted like a chipotle bag and he is the life of the party! This skater boy most known on TikTok and YouTube is definitely  influential and definitely deserves his spot here

“As stated himself he is a fine chocolate sexy black man”

“Get this! He’s also a brand ambassador for flontae clothing who would’ve known”

“Onyankapon, such a pretty name for a pretty boy.”

“We don’t know how wild ony gets and that’s why he was picked cause the whole world wants to see, he’s seen as someone who doesn’t do much. But I’m willing to bet as soon as he steps foot on this sand that will change.”

“And last but certainly not least”.

“Eren Yeager.”

“Or jaeger”

“Regardless this man dose not need an intro at all, you’ve seen him right with Beyoncé on her ivy park campaign”

“You’ve seen him on the front page of Louis Vuitton”

“You all love him and rightfully so he is something else sporting that black motorcycle when he’s not doing them photo shoots”

“You see these men? These are who are gonna be across your screens in the next few weeks!! Now just imagine the women.”

“On the next preview we will be introducing your favorite wild ladies! It’s your host Yanna Bailey signing out!”

How do you guys feel?😁

(Not proofread)

[paymechildsupport]

hiii, how would you feel about a gojo x mreader sports au but they both play on the same team. Like hc’s about reader and gojo who are both on the same basketball team. I always see fics where just he’s on the team but I thought it would be interesting to see one where they both are. thanks!

Now hold on a second….

Gojo x M!Reader on the same basketball team // Hc’s

-!! SFW + NSFW hc’s,— you’re both in college

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✮ Teammate!Satoru, whom you’ve always had the most insane chemistry with. Regardless of on the court or off, everybody knows you two have SOMETHING going on —

Some of the plays you pull off shouldn’t even be possible. You’re like a two man army. The two mvp’s of every team, an unstoppable force.

Varsity ever since freshman year of high school, and now you’re both in college and doing the sport you love most of all

You’re each other’s rocks, always there for one another. When he scores the winning basket you’re the first person he hugs,— full on SPRINTS across the court to get that one high-five from his best mate

You’re pretty much a package deal at this point. Back in high school it was clear to any team recruiter that you both came together- if they wanted one of you, they’d have to take both (which, who wouldn’t want to, honestly?)

✮ Teammate!Satoru, who absolutely adored all the attention. The man was born to be in the spotlight, and reveled in the publicity you both dug up.

You’d be in the middle of practice on a water break, and you best believe Satoru has the latest viral clip of you two playing on his phone, giggling to himself. He’s saved every single edit of your plays, has an entire folder dedicated to them. He’s always super ecstatic to show you them too,

“Ohhh!! Look how cool I was in that one— oh, and there you are- OH DID YOU SEE THAT PLAY?!”

It’s not just edits of your plays though…. He has another folder, which he has dedicated to ship edits of you two. His guilty pleasure would be staying up and mindlessly scrolling through the countless ship videos fans have made of you two. Artwork, from theories, to slowmo clips of you two staring almost lovingly into eachothers’ eyes…. All for shits and giggles though! You two are just super tight homies, that’s all! Right…?

He’d play it off too, make a bunch of jokes like,

“Ha ha, fans really think we’re dating… how crazy is that? I mean, it’s not like we like each other or anything, right? Like, it’d be really funny if we kissed on the court after we win the next game, rather than just hug. It could just be like a little peck on the cheek..— as a publicity stunt, of course! It’d totally go viral— as a publicity stunt.”

(The answer was a big fat no from the media manager, much to Satoru’s disappointment)

And yes, he’s VERY aware of the surplus of fan fiction about you two, he’s probably written half of it

“hey, ever heard of omegaverse-?”

Shit, at this point he might as well have his own ship account of you two

✮ Teammate!Satoru, who is the mortal enemy of your team’s media team, who beg him , above all else, to just watch the shit he posts online. They just don’t want a huge controversy, and the team’s two star players dating eachother?! That’s just a scandal waiting to happen. The news and magazines would go absolutely feral

But, of course, true to classic Satoru style, he just doesn’t listen

His entire Instagram account is just photos of you. Has a heart around your handle in his bio (labeled, ‘my pookie <3’ ,— mf even got down on his knees and begged you to match pfp’s with him

One of his many viral photos is of you in his pinnie, reading in bed (why you were in the same bed, nobody knows)

Another has you two on a vacation in Hawaii, sunbathing with nothing but your boxers, and beach chairs a little too close

Satoru posts all of them with jokes about ‘it ain’t gay with the homies ❤️’ and ‘catching yourself being a lil’ too fruity with bro 😂’ — but it’s gotten so excessive to the point where literally nobody knows if it’s a joke anymore or not (sure as hell don’t look like it…)

He crossed a bit of a line when he posted a picture of him getting a tattoo, of your jersey number. Yeah, the manager chewed him up good for that one.

———☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

✮ Teammate!Satoru, who’ll wait a good extra forty-five minutes for everyone else on the team to pack up and leave, just so he can fuck you in the shower room

He’s just so goddamn desperate, he’s turning all the showers on, and it still isn’t enough to mask the lewd noises you two make. Breathy moans, skin slapping,— it’s so hot in there, and Satoru knows it’s not from the steaming water coming from above.

After everybody from the team left, Satoru all but ripped his uniform off. Resorting to using the fucking 3-in-1 shampoo all the other guys use as lube, he’s quick to push himself inside of you.

He tore up the court last game, and for his reward he now gets to tear up you.

“Atta’ boy… hah.. fuck- .. fuck— ah.. did you see my winning shot today..? Ah.. hah.. it was so good, wasn’t it..-?”

He loves it when you wear his jersey while he does it too. He loves it even more if you let him wear yours.

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[starastrologyy]

Composite Chart Notes 🪐

Hi everyone, please do not copy or repost anything I write on other social media platforms :) I recently became aware of a Pinterest page reposting all my posts from TikTok/tumblr! I don’t have a Pinterest for my astrology blog :)

A composite Aries Rising, can often indicate a very active couple. They may enjoy partaking in various sports or various forms of physical activities together. However, they can appear to be a very argumentative couple, this is especially true of mars, mercury, or pluto squares the composite ascendant. Their conflicts can often be made public.

This is interesting because in terms of long-distance couples, I often see Uranus conjunct the descendent or Uranus in the 3rd house in their composite charts. A composite Sag or Aqua rising is also common in the charts of couples who are long distance.

The North Node in the composite 5th house can indicate a couple who have children together.

Another indication of a “hidden” or private relationship, is if the composite chart ruler is in the 12th house.

This is more of a personal anecdote, but I once had a man slide in my DMs on Instagram. We had mutual followers but I didn’t personally know him. Long story short, he just began offering to buy me things/send me money with nothing in return. Obviously I found that kind of suspicious as there’s usually a catch! He didn’t even push meeting me in person! We just kinda spoke online for a bit. I got his birth details and ran a synastry chart between us. We had no 2nd or 8th house overlays. However, his Jupiter did aspect my Sun (which explains why he was so generous towards me). I then took a look into our composite chart, and our composite Sun & Moon are both in the composite 2nd house! Additionally , the ruler of our composite ascendant is in the 8th. Which explains why our relationship is literally based on him sharing his resources with me, giving me money, and buying me things. Obviously not all relationships with this kind of configuration will play out like this, I just thought this was so interesting.

There can be elements of sexual idealizations in relationships where there are hard Mars-Neptune aspects in the composite chart. One or both people may feel as if they have met their “dream” sexual partner if the orb is particularly tight. However, once the illusion or initial “high” fades. This aspect can prove to be problematic in many ways. There can be deceptions and disappointments that start to manifest. Mars square Neptune is common to see in the charts of *affairs* or short lived sexual relationships. However, please remember the entire chart needs to be taken into consideration.

Couples who travel a lot together usually have significant 3rd and 9th house placements in the composite. Jupiter in the composite 9th, 3rd, or conjunct the composite Mercury can also indicate a couple that travels frequently.

A couple with Jupiter or Venus in the composite 7th house, can make very good business partners. Couples who have the ruler of their composite midheaven, in the 7th house, may also decide to go into business together.

My readings are still open for those interested ! The link is in my bio :)

[angelliicc]

rush

“nine to nine, you're on my mind all day

you're my world and my sweet escape”

masterlist

a/n: HI GUYS! editor ❌ writer ✅ no fic coming tomorrow or thursday :( sorry. also i almost fell asleep writing this but i drank celsius lol, enjoy!!

warnings: not proofread, fluff, tension

| your phone buzzed with a notification. your phone had been quite dry, but whenever you get a notification you answer it immediately. it was from instagram.

message request from: ellie 💫 accept it?

“hm, whos this?” you thought. no person had dmed you out of the blue before. only close friends and family. “sure, why not?”

after accepting the request, you see the message she left for you.

“hey :)”

you respond back. “hiii”

e: “i dmed you because i saw we have a lot of interests in common, hope you dont mind.”

you needed new mutuals to talk about the same shit you liked, only a handful of people at your school, but they were mostly older.

r: “oh dont worry, i dont mind. so you like the same things as me mostly?”

e: “unless there’s something i dont know about, than yes”

“shes kinda funny” you thought.

r: “lol, i like music, clothes, painting, shopping, sports, all that shit.”

e: “i like sports also, what do you watch?”

r: “basketball, loved it since i was 5”

e: “damn thats for a long ass time. i tried it but its ehh not for me.”

r: “well what do you watch or play?”

e: “soccer, i play and watch.”

r: “nicee. i want to play soccer, but i don’t know how to play lol.”

e: “maybe i can teach you one day.”

shes bold, but you had no complaints about it.

you saw in her bio, she lived in the same area as you. you decided to ask her if you’d like to meet up and get some coffee. you had nothing to do this weekend and wanted to get out of the house anyway.

r: “hey, i saw you’re in the bay? you mind if you wanna get coffee and chat? get to know each other more?”

you pressed send before even thinking twice. “fuck fuck fuck why did i do that? she must think im so annoy-“ until you felt a buzz.

e: “sure, id like that.”

a smile grew on your face.

the next morning you woke up, went to the bathroom to do your 5 step skin care routine. while waiting for your skin to dry, you decided to pick out an outfit. the weather was partly cloudy, so you picked out a pink sweater, a white tank top, and some jeans. you changed, then applied your makeup, making sure everything was going perfect. you did your eyeshadow a baby pink color, with some glitter on the center of your eyelids.

the cafe was around 5 minutes away from your house, so you decided to walk. it was a good dose of vitamin D, and you needed some fresh air.

when you get there, you see her sitting in a chair. she has auburn hair in a mullet, green eyes and freckles on her face. she was wearing sweats, a compression shirt with a button-up short sleeve shirt on top.

you smiled as you sat down, placing your tote bag down. “hi!”

“hey, you look nice.” she replied. the comment caught you off guard, making you immediately flustered.

“thank you.” you said back “you look nice too. wanna order anything? its on me don’t worry.”

“nono i got it, thank you for the offer.” you and ellie went up to the counter placing your orders. ellie ordered an iced americano with a marble cake. you weren’t really hungry, so you just ordered a matcha.

you both sat down at the table and started talking. you both talked like it was your last day on earth. you told each other your personal lives, schooling, etc.

you both talked so much that you guys lost track of time. before you knew it, the sun was starting to set. “wanna see the sunset? lets see if it has pretty colors today.” she asked.

“yess, i love sunsets.” you said. you got your bag, and headed out the door with her. you decided to walk to the local park and watch the sunset.

you both sat down on the grass, enjoying the view. a random wave of drowsiness hit you. before you knew it, your head was on ellies shoulder and you were out like a light.

15 minutes later you wake up from her shoulder, still at the park. the sun had fully set, and you realized what had happened.

“im so sorry, i didn’t mean to.” you said.

“dont worry, i kinda enjoyed it actually.” ellie replied back, soothing your worries.

“yup, shes still bold.” you thought. “this was fun ellie. im gonna head home now, we should do this again sometime.” you told her enthusiastically.

“me too, this was very nice. see you again sometime soon.” she replied.

before you went to bed, you got another message from her.

“goodnight.” ellie said

“goodnight.” you replied back

the next morning, you were bombarded with texts. and you liked it.

for the next 3 days, you both were talking from sun up to sun down, never getting bored. you noticed ellie was being bold and flirting with you. “two can play that game.” you thought to yourself.

e: “i missed you these past couple of days.”

r: “oh really? how bad did you miss me.”

e: “i missed you so much i couldnt stop thinking about you. you’re so beautiful.”

r: “you really have a way with words, yk that right?”

e: “maybe.”

r: “since when are you the flirty type?”

e: “ive always been. why? too much to handle?”

r: “no, i like it. its cute from you.”

e: “when you slept on my shoulder by accident the other day, you had me nervous. in a good way. i wish you just stayed there forever”

r: “its just my touch i have on people. if you miss me so much come over.”

e: “omw.”

10 minutes later, the doorbell rang. you felt a rush of excitement.

you answered the doorbell, seeing her leaning on the doorframe. “did you fly down the highway?” you asked sarcastically. “thats only something i know.” she replied

you both went to your bedroom. it was pink with green vines and fairy lights. cds and posters spread according to match the aesthetic.

you sat on the floor, and ellie sat down on your bed, lying down to your plushies then eventually getting up.

“you’re the only thing ive been thinking about lately.” she started

“is that so? do i make you feel special?” you respond

“i wont lie, you kinda do. everything about you. i love all of it. your eyes, your hair, your style.” she spoke, all saying this while running her fingers through your hair. you felt like you falling, your heart was racing and your stomach was doing flips.

you got up off the floor and sat on the bed. she placed her hand on your knee and started doing circles with her thumbs, letting you get tingles all over your body. you both look at each other, and didnt break eye contact. you were getting nervous, so you started blushing and immediately turned away in embarrassment. “hey!” she said in a playful tone. you both eventually held hands while looking at each others eyes.

“no ones made me feel like this before” you told her.

“good, then let me be the first.” she spoke.

when you looked down she touched your face and kissed your cheek. you felt satisfied, and your whole face felt red. her soft kisses on your skin felt so relaxing. the feelings you both have kept hidden from the moment you say each other were about to become transparent.

the tension between you both was louder than any words ever spoken before. you both looked at each others lips, and started kissing, becoming drunk in each other. her taste of love was so special and sweet. so sweet that it made you dizzy. you felt like a spell was casted upon the both of you, like you could stay up all night, and never be tired. love felt so easy in that moment, and it made you want more of her. you both couldn’t get enough of each other, wanting to feel each others rush.

the touch of each other made it seemed like it lasted forever. she pulled away from your lips.

“can i be your girlfriend?” she asked you.

fuck, she did have a way of her words. the words themselves can make you levitate from the thoughts of her.

“you dont know how long ive been waiting for that question.” you told her. “absolutely.”

just as you were running out of love, you found the person you needed the most.

hours and hours what do I do now? baby

with no clue, i need you quickly

i need to feel your rush, drive me crazy and I know

i just can't get enough.

[richarlotte]

Do you have any Instagram tips for on campus?

Instagram is the main form of social media used on my campus and on the campuses surrounding me. Snapchat, VSCO, Discord, YikYak, and a few smaller social media apps are popular on my campus, but Insta is the king of kings, and I find it to be the most useful when it comes to creating connections, getting to know people, and actually getting asked out to things.

I’d recommend starting fresh; either delete your old account or get to removing followers. Not everyone in the world needs to follow you; you don’t need to open your world to prying eyes, and it looks better to start small and slowly build instead of following and being followed by thousands of people. If you’re going to buy followers, don’t start with 20,000 or anything close to it; slowly buy followers and increase your following naturally and make sure that your following-to-followed-by ratio looks natural. 

Along with that, turn off your likes and comments if you’re going to make a habit of buying likes. I don’t think it looks weird, and if you have 6,500 likes on a picture, no comments, and no sign of real (not bot) interaction, people will know. I have a friend who is very popular on campus, has tons of engagement, and keeps her likes/comments off because of an eating disorder, and no one thinks of it. If you’re building your world up artificially, don’t be afraid to look for inspiration on other accounts (don’t copy and cover your tracks), keep your head on straight, and start now so that you have time. 

You don’t need to post a million selfies, and I’d recommend against it. There’s been a push to make Instagram more casual again, and so the attractiveness of your profile is very important. You can also go with the bit and have a funny IG, but no matter what you do, be sure to post pics of your surroundings, the things you notice, and slowly build your profile up. I personally have only a few photos of myself/my body, plenty from my travels, highlights of food/friends/events/everyday life, and plenty of casual snaps. You do not need to post frequently if you’re not interested in growing a following. 

Your bio can be whatever you want it to be; you don’t have to add your snap to it (and I’d honestly recommend against it). Follow campus organizations and make an effort to follow the people who you meet and want to follow you, and use Instagram as a tool to stay in the know. When I first moved out of my home and started making it on my own, Instagram was my lifeline and my way to get to know people, and it continued to be just that when I moved to school. 

Remember that you can remove people from your following and do so frequently. I had a bunch of club promoters following me and offering to get me in free; I took them off my list, removed the minor influencers, and kept it moving. I’d also like to stress the importance of using Instagram as a way to connect with people, not just as a social media app. I have no shame in saying that most of my professional sports connections and so many of my lasting friendships happened because I was willing to slide into the DMs and start conversations. 

This is all over the place, but most of my points are there, and you can come into my messages if you have any questions or want examples. I can also post my tips for introducing yourself in the DMs and meeting people, what to post if you want to catch someone’s eye, and how to move if you want to get into events or be invited out. It’s not a hard game to learn, but you have to be willing to learn and play it so that you win. 

[wwasted]

me, lying here wide awake at 4 am unable to stop thinking about a clegan social media high school au. so here’s a thousand words of Thoughts so maybe I can sleep tonight.

Gale’s instagram isn’t all that telling when you’re viewing it. He doesn’t really post himself that often because he doesn’t find himself that interesting to look at despite how the girls at school react to him. It’s all pictures of endless Wyoming skies in shades of orange and pink, animals he sees while he walks home from school, and Marge. The few photos he does have of himself are giving artsy indie folk all americana boy, the tousled blond hair and blueblueblue eyes. John’s page on the other hand is chaos. He regularly posts memes that make absolutely no sense, like he’s def got deep fried brain rot. He has notifications turned on for the nutter butter TikTok account. It’s a lot of him at parties hanging off people because he’s tactile and loves being a good time boy. And then even more prevalent is him in his baseball uniform. Which is how Gale finds him one day, when he pops up on his popular page and he just about throws his phone out the window. For a minute he almost panic refreshes because his mind is not ready to confront the fact that he’s definitely fucking gay judging by the way he felt like he was falling out of a plane without a parachute at just a glance of John. And honestly who could blame him? The tight baseball pants tucked into long socks, the shirt that looks way too tight to actually be something the guy can wear to play a sport, the serious determined look he has. And Gale refuses to believe this dude isn’t a fucking actor or a model or something because who the fuck looks like that as a teenager? Yeah Gale got an average height and decent voice from the puberty lottery but he sure as fuck wasn’t built like that. And then he clicks on his page and realizes that John has 600 something followers (which is crazy, bc Gale has like 60, he can’t imagine knowing that many people) and is definitely a high school student judging by his bio. And he just kind of dies a little bit? He feels light headed, like he’s been struck dumb by just one picture of this kid. And is it possible to fall in love with someone from just one picture? Gale doesn’t want to deal with those thoughts. So he just turns off his phone and stares at the ceiling, willing himself to sleep so he can’t forget about John and baseball pants. He doesn’t even fucking like sports.

But he definitely remembers John’s username (even though he’d rather not and it’s probably something weird so he really shouldn’t) and he’ll come back a few times a week and check to see if John’s posted anything new. And John doesn’t disappoint. He’s much more open about sharing himself and his life than Gale ever could be. And he’s content with having this crush from afar because he’s absolutely never following this guy (yeah he has a lot of followers, but not enough that he wouldn’t notice if someone new followed him) and it all goes according to plan until he’s sitting with Marge at lunch one day, and she’s hanging off him, arm around his shoulders, talking to one of her girlfriends. And Gale can’t resist sneaking a peek at John’s insta. (Cue Gale frantically googling whether it’s possible to be addicted to looking at a person) and Marge just happens to glance down when she feels the change in his body language and it’s totally innocent, she just thinks maybe this is some guy Gale is talking to, she knows he’s been trying to discreetly explore his sexuality more and is trying to be supportive, so she says “oh he’s cute” and reaches down and double taps a photo of John leaning against a wall with a red solo cup in his hand, head slightly tilted back so his neck is exposed in a way that’s fucking indecent, especially with the way the collar of his black shirt is loose, like someone grabbed it and pulled so there’s just a flash of strong shoulder and collarbone. Somehow even worse he’s kinda sweaty, curls a mess, smiling at the person taking the picture like he just got away with something. And Gale loses it lmao like he’s not mad because he hates getting mad but also what the fuck and he quickly explains all this to Marge who feels absolutely terrible but also tries to talk Gale into not unliking the photo “it’ll just make it even more weird, I promise, he probably won’t even see it or he’ll think it’s someone he goes to school with it’ll be fine” and she’s so calm and reassuring that Gale starts to believe her (even tho in the back of his mind he realizes that he couldn’t have liked a more incriminating photo if he tried, he sneaks a glance at the likes and comments the photo already has and it’s almost all girls with a few guys sprinkled in which duh the photo is fucking pure sin and absolutely should not be perceived by people but Gale thanks whatever higher power there is that John doesn’t seem to realize that)

And so he goes home and is content with the fact that it’ll probably be fine. He’ll take a tolerance break from looking at John and in a week, everything will be normal again. He’ll quietly thirst from a far and work on getting the hell out of this town. But then right before he’s going to bed, he gets a notification from instagram. And he assumes it’s Marge sending him cat memes like she always does so he’s not really thinking anything of it until he wakes up his phone and his mind completely crashes out bc that is definitely John’s fucking username with a DM attached. Gale doesn’t think he’s ever moved so fast in his life, quite literally catapulting himself from his bed and immediately FaceTimes Marge while silently screaming. And she’s trying so hard to be supportive and not laugh at Gale’s reaction, but she can’t help it. He’s worse than she is when she has a crush. She slowly coaxes him to at least read the preview of the message, even if Gale is adamant that he’s not opening it, in fact he’s deleting his instagram. He’s deleting all his social media. He’s getting rid of his phone and he’s gonna hike into the mountains of Wyoming and live off grid until he dies.

“hey do I know u?”

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Also i imagine gale’s profile picture being something like this:

bc like i said artsy lil indie fucker and when John (who is very comfortable in his bisexuality) sees it he can’t believe that’s a real person in the world (which funny bc Gale doesn’t view himself as someone who would be attractive to others, in his mind he’s average, maybe below average bc of his anti social tendencies) and John is just hoping that this is some new kid at their school and he’s absolutely going to r u i n him so he hits the follow button and sends that message, hoping hoping hoping.

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Does Marge talk him into replying? How does Gale explain himself to John? If he does, how does John take the fact that Gale lives almost 16 hours away from him?

Next time on dragon ball z or smth

[caesarandthecity]

The Date Game: Olympic Sport or Minefield?

Dating, darling, is it an art or a game? And if it's a game, shouldn't it be an Olympic sport? Just picture it: all the guys I've dated, competing for the gold medal in... well, we'll get to that. But first, let's talk about the rules (or lack thereof).

Every game has rules, right? They make things more fun, more challenging, and help you understand the goal. But dating, my sweet summer children, has ZERO rules. It's like being dropped in the middle of the ocean with a blindfold and a paddleboard.

I have yet to receive a rulebook for the GAME, the game of love. (Is that even what we're playing?)

I don't know about you, but I don't think people go on dates to find love. In my experience, it's more about finding someone who isn't a total nutjob, a psycho, or a cheater (that last one is harder to spot than a fake Rolex).

Gay dating, in particular, is two guys trying to out-impress each other with the same, tired lies. During the date, everyone's Mr. Perfect: zero baggage, amazing exes, no drug problems, mental health? Aced it! Workaholic, but with a heart of gold. It all sounds too good to be true... and honey, it usually is.

Social media is partly to blame. We're all curating our "perfect" lives online, and some people are taking that facade offline. I've met guys who are living their Instagram fantasy IRL, and let me tell you, it's exhausting.

But that's not even the worst part. The thing that really gets me is that dating feels like a never-ending job interview. Think about it:

I apply for the job: Based on my carefully curated profile pics and witty bio.

I'm randomly selected for an interview: If my pics are cute enough and my bio doesn't sound like a serial killer's manifesto.

I go to the interview: AKA the date, where I put on my best performance and hope they don't notice I'm wearing Spanx.

Now, here's where it gets different: If I don't get the job, I'm still open to a little "consolation prize" (if you catch my drift). In the real world, you don't sleep with your HR manager after a failed interview. But in the dating game? Anything goes.

So yes, I downloaded Tinder, took some flattering selfies, and crafted a bio that would make Shakespeare jealous. And you know what? It's been... interesting. Expect a full report in my next post, including tales of awkward Grindr encounters, unexpected hookups, and maybe even a happy ending (or two).

Ps. We're in 2024—can we normalize sex on the first date (or soon after)? Why is this still taboo? Sex is important in any relationship, romantic or otherwise, and it's weird that we don't talk about it more openly. Let's be real, we need to talk about sex, learn about it, and teach it without shame or judgment. This starts with looking inward and seeing our lives (and desires) with fresh eyes. Sex isn't dirty or ugly; it's a natural form of energy and connection. I want to know if the person I'm dating matches my energy in all ways, including sexually. 

Stay tuned, my loves! And remember, always swipe right for yourself first.

Cheers,

Caesar

[dogwittaablog]

NOLPATS BURNER ACCOUNT

SO HERE IS THE TEA AND BREAKDOWN ON NOLANS ALLEGED TWITTER BURNER (I also want to apologise for the initial hostile reply to the anon that sent it in I was just taken back cause there weren't upfront receipts).

If you’re wondering how this alleged account was figured out, an anon said someone tweeted about it and decided to look into it... and then now we are here...

SO HERE WE GO!

His FIRST account that went under @ gollpatter the account got suspended (He tweets about it on his second account, but you’re still able to see everything).

So now the account he is using the new one is @ shottergallas.

(So just remember there are two accounts. I know some can get confused lol).

WARNING: I know people are going to be running up the accounts anyways but will say just a heads up you will be finding shit that you don’t like mentioning SA and misogynistic comments, some of the comments are towards the incident of WJC 2018. (If I’m right it’s brought up on @ gollpatter)

Now we may all be here like okay… how do we know or assume it's actually him??? Here is my personal observation

If you look at the following on the first account @ GOLLPATTER. You can see that there are about 4+ people on there that he follows that are obviously his friends and has Steinbach Manitoba in the bio. Some of the content and influencers he follows or interacts with on there also align with his recent or past followings/likes/engagements on Instagram from celebs, influencers, sport hosts and even onlyfangirls (I’ll even get specific if I have to) . His interests are evidently displayed throughout his account... things like MMA, golf, hockey, Joe Rogan, Theo Von and other typical guy shit, but as I said if you followed up on him or paid attention to his Instagram activity it adds up. 

(Screenshot of his followings the only thing is they don't follow back)

An Anon that initially sent me the sub on why she thought or had her own conclusions to why she thought it was him which I’ll be copying and pasting the sub down below and adding the links to the info she provided! To make everyone’s lives easier.

here’s the account introducing himself as goll patt: (X)

here’s the account calling jets/ava pond hockey last night: (X)

here’s that account excited about nolan’s friends ‘coggie’ return to the ‘national’ 6 days ago: (X)

and the related headline where Dylan Coghlan, Nolan’s former teammate returned to the NHL from the AHL:  (X)

here’s that account being called pat by its friends in the reply of previous tweet: (X)

account being call pats/patty by friends:  (X)

same account agreeing with hate on the vegas golden knights as a franchise, praising nic hauge and his wife:  (X)

The hockey talk on the account that pop up usually I noticed has pertained to Vegas and the Flyers (some slight shady tweets mostly but nothing over the top) Maybe just some coincidence but I mean hey… we all know what teams he’s played for. Plus there are some Travis Konency mentions on there as well…

So “his” account interacts with the same 2-4 twitter accounts and these accounts tend to tag him in post about Nolpats which I found a bit ironic…

So the last to this which I thought was another eyebrow raiser, was another burner account that has some mutuals but isn't entirely active. Also tagged his account in a post regarding a Tik Tok. The context of the Tiktok was how most likely pro athletes do see the things you post online about them.

So would like to end this off with reminding you that this ALLEGED and there’s no real confirmation it’s him. You’re able to form your own opinion and perspective if you decide to look through and analyse the accounts yourself. I could go on more on some other details, but decided to just touch up on the things that stood out to me. I also was limited to adding content like photos and videos.

[workbypc]

Justin Herbert Girlfriend: Love Life of the NFL Star

Justin Herbert, one of the most talented quarterbacks in the NFL, has become a household name among sports fans. Known for his impressive skills on the field and charismatic personality off it, Herbert's life attracts significant interest, including curiosity about his personal relationships. In this article, we delve into every aspect of Justin Herbert's life, including his girlfriend, family, career, and much more.

Who is Justin Herbert?

Justin Herbert is a professional football player who has made his mark as the quarterback for the Los Angeles Chargers in the National Football League (NFL). A rising star, he has consistently demonstrated exceptional talent, making him one of the most promising players of his generation.

Justin Herbert Bio

Born on March 10, 1998, in Eugene, Oregon, Justin Patrick Herbert developed an early passion for football. He played college football at the University of Oregon, where he led the Ducks to victory in the 2020 Rose Bowl. Herbert's dedication and performance earned him the sixth overall pick in the 2020 NFL Draft, selected by the Los Angeles Chargers.

Justin Herbert Age

As of January 2025, Justin Herbert is 26 years old. Despite his young age, he has already achieved numerous accolades and established himself as a key player in the NFL.

Justin Herbert Height, Weight, and Physical Status

Justin Herbert stands at an impressive 6 feet 6 inches (198 cm) and weighs approximately 237 pounds (108 kg). His towering height and athletic build make him a formidable presence on the field. Known for his agility, strength, and quick decision-making, Herbert's physical attributes are a major asset to his football career.

Justin Herbert Girlfriend

Justin Herbert’s personal life, particularly his romantic relationships, is a topic of great interest among fans. Although he tends to keep his personal life private, Herbert has been linked to Taylor Bisciotti, an NFL Network reporter. Speculations about their relationship started circulating after they were spotted together at various events. However, neither Herbert nor Bisciotti has publicly confirmed their relationship.

Herbert’s low-key approach to his personal life reflects his focus on football and maintaining a balanced, grounded lifestyle. Fans admire his dedication to keeping his private matters out of the spotlight.

Justin Herbert Family and Early Life

Justin Herbert comes from a supportive and sports-oriented family. His parents, Mark Herbert and Holly Herbert, have always encouraged him to pursue his passion for sports. He has two brothers, Mitch and Patrick, who are also involved in athletics.

Growing up in Eugene, Oregon, Herbert was an avid sports enthusiast. His love for football blossomed during his high school years at Sheldon High School, where he excelled as a multi-sport athlete in football, basketball, and baseball.

Justin Herbert Personal Life

Beyond football, Justin Herbert is known for his humility and intelligence. He graduated with a degree in Biology from the University of Oregon, showcasing his academic dedication alongside his athletic achievements. Herbert is also actively involved in community service, frequently participating in charity events and youth programs.

Justin Herbert Football Career

Justin Herbert’s football career has been nothing short of remarkable. After an outstanding college football tenure, he was drafted by the Los Angeles Chargers in 2020. Herbert quickly made an impact, earning the NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year award in his debut season.

Since then, he has continued to break records, including becoming the fastest quarterback to reach 10,000 passing yards. His ability to deliver under pressure and lead his team to victory has solidified his position as one of the league’s top quarterbacks.

Justin Herbert Social Media

Justin Herbert maintains a strong yet professional presence on social media. You can follow him on:

Instagram: @justinherbert

Twitter: @justinherbert

Herbert’s posts often feature highlights from his games, training sessions, and charitable activities, providing fans with a glimpse into his life.

Justin Herbert Car Collection

As an NFL star, Justin Herbert enjoys the perks of luxury, including an impressive car collection. Some of the cars reportedly in his collection include:

Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon

Range Rover Sport

Audi R8

Herbert’s taste in cars reflects his preference for stylish yet high-performance vehicles.

Justin Herbert Net Worth

Justin Herbert’s net worth is estimated at $25 million as of 2025. His wealth primarily stems from his NFL contracts, endorsement deals, and investments. Herbert signed a 4-year, $26.6 million rookie contract with the Chargers, and his performance guarantees future lucrative deals.

Conclusion

Justin Herbert’s journey from a young boy in Eugene, Oregon, to an NFL star is nothing short of inspiring. With his exceptional talent, work ethic, and humility, Herbert continues to captivate football fans worldwide.

While fans are curious about his personal life, including his rumored relationship with Taylor Bisciotti, Herbert remains focused on his career and making a difference both on and off the field. With a bright future ahead, Justin Herbert is undoubtedly one of the most exciting athletes to watch in the NFL.

[wylohwist]

Yo

Welcome to my corner of the internet

My name's Wyloh (Said 'Willow') and I'm the official creator of UnderWatcher

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The name's Wyloh, with the 'Y' said like an 'I' (So "Willow" with extra steps basically).

I've been in the Undertale Fandom since around 2020, but only as of the date this post was made (January 1st 2025) have I actually been a creator within said Fandom.

In my spare time I like to play video games like Minecraft, Roblox (Creatures of Sonaria & Kaiju Universe being the main ones), Undertale (obviously), Hollow Knight, Cult of the Lamb, Portal 1 & 2, and a bunch of others

I also like to read both books/fanfic & comics, listen to all sorts of music (particularly rock), and occasionally do some extreme sports like diving, sky diving, and white water rafting as well. I've also got an interest in Psychology and how the human mind / human behaviour works, so if you've got any fun facts about that, feel free to share 'em with me

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I'm the kinda guy that doesn't give 2 shits about being "normal" and take being called a freak or weird or strange as a compliment

Honestly, you'd insult me more if you did call me normal, like "Damn, am I not doin enough?" X)

Anywho, if there's anything else you wanna know about me, I guess go ahead and check my Bio, as that's where the rest of the relevant info about me is gonna be

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Here is where I will be posting any and all updates about my AU as well as any fanart I receive, but I'll also be posting some general life stuff here as well if it becomes relevant

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If you've got any questions directly for the characters, about the characters, or about the world of UnderWatcher, head on over to my side blog @ask-underwatcher and ask 'em there

If you accidentally ask a question about UnderWatcher here then don't worry, I'll answer it in my side blog and tag you to make sure you get it

Please note that characters will only be available for questions once they've been introduced into the canon story

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Relevant Tags

Here are each of the important tags I use in my posts to help y'all properly navigate everything

#underwatcher - Anything & Everything UnderWatcher related #pinned post - Added to any important posts, primarily used for UnderWatcher related stuff #lore - Any and all UnderWatcher lore, either in the form of character-answered asks or just shared info by me #progress update - To keep y'all up to date with how my writing progress is going #wist answers - For any & all asks that the canon creator of UnderWatcher has personally answered (This'll also apply if any other characters answer questions, but with their respective names, so like "#papyrus answers" or "#toriel answers") #spoilers - For when I'm feelin generous and wanna give you guys a sneak peak at what's to come :3 #life update - For relevant updates on my life

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I don't promise to be consistent across all my platforms, nor do I promise to even post anything on said platforms but if you're interested in where else to find me for whatever purpose, here's the links:

Active Socials (Socials I actually post on)

AO3

Tumblr (You are here)

Other Tumblr (My Ask UnderWatcher Side Blog) Inactive Socials (Only exist for credit and content consuming purposes)

YouTube

Deviant Art

Instagram

Twitter (No I'm not gonna call it "X" cause Fuck Musk)

TikTok

If you don't see a social media platform here, it means I don't have it

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If you're interested in what I've created here and want more, feel free to join the Discord, where you can talk to others about the AU, theories, share fanart, fanfics, and talk with me directly

(Please note that a discord has not been made YET and will be worked on in the future if the need for one arises (though I'll probably end up creating one anyway))

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AO3 Series Folder

Introduction (The Beginning)

UnderWatcher Part I - The Underground I

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[epalryan]

Essential Steps to Get Your Own Linktre For Gamer

On the active social platform E-Pal, the term "My Playlink" must be quite familiar to everyone. But have you ever wondered why so many users are keen on using Playlink links? What exactly is Playlink? And what are its unique features and uses? This article will analyze all aspects of Playlink in depth to help you decide whether to use this tool and also provide you with valuable suggestions on effectively using it for game social media marketing.

1. What is Playlink?

Playlink is a powerful tool designed specifically for gamers. It can generate personalized and unique links, just like a convenient menu page. Players can carefully select and display a series of links on this page. Nowadays, Playlink can often be seen in the profile descriptions of various social media platforms such as Instagram, LinkedIn, Facebook, TikTok, etc. When users click on this link, they can access homepages, online stores, other accounts and a wealth of other content.

With the continuous expansion of its user base, Playlink has become an important part of the social media profiles of gamers. Whether it's ordinary gamers or well-known professional e-sports stars, Playlink may appear in their Instagram bios. If you want to guide others to visit your merchandise store, business website, e-commerce page (such as Amazon or CSC), podcast or other social media platforms, Playlink is undoubtedly an excellent choice.

2. How Does Playlink Work?

First, visit E-Pal and sign up for an E-Pal account. This is the first step to start your Playlink journey, and the registration process is simple and convenient. Just fill in the relevant information according to the prompts.

Next, enter your profile page and click on the Playlink tab to start the creation process. At this point, you are about to create your own unique link page.

Then, carefully select and determine the links you want to share with your fans. Playlink will generate a mini-website based on your choices to display these links. You can integrate exciting game-related content, social media account links, etc. here.

Finally, copy the generated custom link and paste it wherever you want, whether it's in the profile of social media or in the messages shared with friends.

If you are still confused, don't worry. Later, we will explain the setup process in more detail.

3. Is Playlink Feasible for Marketing?

If you have a brand image on social media, especially if you are a gamer, content creator or e-commerce store owner, I highly recommend using Playlink as a digital marketing tool. It has the following outstanding features:

(1) Free and User-Friendly

In marketing activities, speed and convenience are of vital importance, and Playlink just meets these two points. The setup process is extremely easy, allowing you to quickly add all your links to a customizable and branded Playlink page. You can include all your social media links, and if you have merchandise or second-hand game-related items for sale, you can also display them on this page.

(2) Showcasing Your Gaming Life

Playlink is not only a social network hub for personal branding but also has unique functions. It can display your rank levels in different games, your gaming achievements and honors, as well as basic information about your gaming life, just like a gaming ID card.

4. Steps for Setting Up Playlink

Go to E-Pal and create a free account. This is the basic operation, just like laying the foundation for building a tall building.

Click on the Playlink tab on your profile page to start the setup process.

Add key information to your account bio so that your fans can have a preliminary understanding of you.

Add as many links as needed to enrich the page content.

Display game-related items or derivative products on Playlink to attract more attention.

Copy the Playlink URL and you can use it directly or share it on social media accounts to start your marketing journey.

5. Tips for Using Playlink Successfully

Regularly check and monitor your Playlink. Frequently review the page to ensure that there are no expired, irrelevant or broken links. Only in this way can you provide users with a good experience and maintain your brand image, allowing Playlink to continue to play a powerful role in your game social media marketing.

6. Perfect Example

AceyChuu | Twitch🌷@E-Pal

E-Pal: your kind teammates, connects high-caliber gamers worldwide, offering you supportive gaming companions anytime, anywhere, ensuring you'll never battle alone!

[darpow]

MERROCK TASK #20 SOCIAL MEDIA

at what age did your character start using social media? It took Darrius a while to really get into social media, he picked it up towards the very end of high school, and then got active during the college years to stay in touch with people.

did their parents monitor their use, if they were young? No, Darrius's parents were actually super trustworthy, on account of how he was the baby and the perfect child, but they did ask to be friends with him on Facebook when he got one of those.

has your character ever had fake identities or accounts online? No.

no shame: do they remember myspace? did they use it? He did! Not very often, it was sort of one of those things where he had it, but he didn't spend a ton of time on it.

who would be in their top eight today? It would pretty much have to be all five of his siblings, and then maybe like, Chetan, Trey and Alec, more than likely?

what social media platforms do they use today? Facebook, Instagram, Threads... he occasionally browses TikTok, he tries out all the new 'twitter' replacements before they get uncool, or end up dying off, too.

do they have public profiles, or go private? Public, he posts a lot on them about history and sports things, so he likes to be able to engage with other people and reach a broader audience.

how about their following? are they pretty lowkey, or do they have a decent following? Somewhere in the middle! Definitely more than the average small town kind of person, but not anywhere near well known or anything of the sort.

do they tend to pick obvious usernames, ones with sentimental value, funny things? how do they decide? It's pretty much always 'darpow' since people have come to look for that nickname from him, and also he can remember it easily. Nerdy.

profile pictures: the same across all platforms? Yes and no, the ones attached to Meta just sort of change all at once, and then he forgets to change the other ones.

and just what profile pictures do they use? Normally some gym bro picture that he thought made him look cool.

what kind of bio writer are they? silly, cute, sweet, or just basic? Very basic, if there's any bio at all. It'll say something like, "history nerd, gym rat, dog dad."

how much time per day would you say that your character spends on social media? A decent chunk of time, but he doesn't think that he spends an unhealthy amount, or does anything that's detrimental to his health.

is there one platform that they visit more than others? Probably Instagram, but he watches Threads a lot, too.

if they have kids, do they use social media? how do they feel about that? if not, and they want kids, will they let them use it someday? Darrius does not have kids and doesn't plan to have kids, so he doesn't worry too much about it, but given the way the world is today, he would probably be cautious about allowing his kids to use it, at least freely.

be honest: have they ever created an account for something else, like a hobby, or… to try to make their cat internet famous? No, but he's been sorely tempted to make his dogs internet famous!

do they run any professional or business accounts? Nope.

have they ever left a social media platform (or more than one) for any specific reason? The Elon debacle made him give up on X/Twitter, and he's left a lot of the copycats either because they didn't live up to expectations or he just didn't like the vibes that they gave off, too.

do they plan on using social media into their older ages? Yeah, more than likely. He doesn't live near a lot of his family, so he feels like social media is a good chance to keep in touch with them. There shouldn't be an age-limit on that.

have they ever made any long-lasting friendships through social media? A few, actually! He makes friends pretty easily online, since he can talk for hours about sports or nerdy history fact, or compare stories about dogs.

or on the flip side, gotten into any big social media beef? He's gotten into a few arguments and heated debates about things! But not really big beef or anything, he'd probably just turn tail and run if it got super heated.

have they ever felt negatively impacted by social media as a user? Maybe here and there, running into people who just don't care about who they hurt or how they talk about people, admittedly.

who is their favorite person / account to follow on social media? The Bears, obviously.

would they say that social media has had an overall more positive or negative impact on the world? For the most part, Darrius would say positive, since his experience has been a wholly good one, but that doesn't mean that he can't admit that there's been some bad stuff thrown in there, too.

and finally: a/s/l? (and do they know what that means?) This was the one that used to stump him, because he never knew if he should be honest when asked, but... 36/M/ME.

[jcksonfields]

Merrock Task: Social Media

what age did your character start using social media? Around middle school, so like 12ish?

did their parents monitor their use, if they were young? Probably at first.

has your character ever had fake identities or accounts online? Oh definitely as a kid, he was a menace

no shame: do they remember myspace? did they use it? Yes and absolutely

who would be in their top eight today? Best friends, probably like Chandler and Michael. Along with his siblings including Jordan

what social media platforms do they use today? Instagram and X (Twitter)

do they have public profiles, or go private? Public for sure

how about their following? are they pretty lowkey, or do they have a decent following? A decent following. Used to play college football so it started back then.

do they tend to pick obvious usernames, ones with sentimental value, funny things? how do they decide? Probably obvious ones just so others can follow him and find him easily

profile pictures: the same across all platforms? Nah different for each one

and just what profile pictures do they use? Usually some cool selfie they 5ooj

what kind of bio writer are they? silly, cute, sweet, or just basic? Probably more of a snarky one if anything

how much time per day would you say that your character spends on social media? Passively? A few hours

is there one platform that they visit more than others? Instagram for sure

if they have kids, do they use social media? how do they feel about that? if not, and they want kids, will they let them use it someday? N/A

be honest: have they ever created an account for something else, like a hobby, or… to try to make their cat internet famous? Nahhhh

do they run any professional or business accounts? Not anymore

have they ever left a social media platform (or more than one) for any specific reason? Nope

do they plan on using social media into their older ages? Probably

have they ever made any long-lasting friendships through social media? Yes!

or on the flip side, gotten into any big social media beef? Probably about sports

have they ever felt negatively impacted by social media as a user? Absolutely

who is their favorite person / account to follow on social media? His friends

would they say that social media has had an overall more positive or negative impact on the world? It totally depends

and finally: a/s/l? (and do they know what that means?) 27, m, Merrock, and duh!!!

[thenhlteaissuperhot]

Are there any stereotypes for hockey players in Czechia? Like how nhl players only date blonde, are usually conservative and kinda dumb

What are they in Czechia?

Speaking from my personal experience of having a brother who is an ice hockey player, also experiencing having a few of them in my class back in high school, and right now working for my uni's hockey team so encountering them fairly often on a weekly basis, they are not actually that different from the ones in America.

They still wear their caps backward like d*ckheads, grow their hair out, wear the same sort of clothing everywhere they go, looking like a bunch of minions, which you could recognize from miles away, post cringe photos on Snapchat, have the same bios on Instagram, the majority of them are dumb af, either naturally or because they skip school to devote their time and energy to hockey and hockey only, most of them usually have pretty well off parents that tolerate anything their kids do, the society overall puts them on a golden pedestal cause ice hockey is just as much of a national sport here as it is in Canada, all the girls here go through their "I want an ice hockey player so bad" era...

The only difference is that they don't date blondes. If you go to a game and spot their girlfriends or wives watching, most of them are actually brunettes - they switch to the NHL stereotype of blondes only when they make it past the draft and start playing on the other side of the Atlantic to fit the hockey standard, which differs in this aspect. The number of Czech players I have seen dating brunettes or simply dark-haired girls and immediately dumping them for a blonde or making them go blonde after making their NHL debut is ridiculous, however, you can still spot this difference prevailing in the case of some - Tomas Hertl, David Krejci, Tomas Nosek or David Kämpf are all dating dark-haired girls.

[jaywritesrps]

Everything I hear and see about Ashlyn makes it seem like she's not a great person. Like, she couldn't even tell her wife of however many years that she was divorcing her??? And she took off proud mom from her instagram bio when she left her wife? Sophia, girl, of all the women in the world...

It's because she isn't. I was starting to like her again when I saw Marta, the most lovable and carefree person in the woso world, ignoring Ashlyn's comments and posting pictures with Ali's in FIFA's the best. It was when I decided to use my journalist's skills to find out more about what was going on in the woso backstage.

The story I heard from some friends in woso world is far worse than what went to public. Like, no wonder nearly everyone in that universe don't want anything to do with her and I believe the story it's true cause I heard a lot of personal sources who are connected to six different teams and USSF, and especially the sources connected to the NWSL teams, they told pretty much the same story, some with more details than other, but overall it was the same story.

Since Ali told part of it, I can share some here. The thing is when they talked about their relationship in early 2023, Ali and Ash agreed to wait until the season was over to decide on what to do about their relationship. Ashlyn never said she wanted out, so to Ali's side, this meant as "let's figure our shit out", when to Ashlyn's side this meant "we are going to divorce".

My source from USSF said that there was rumors on Pride around Ashlyn infidelity since early 2021, so they think that might be one of the reasons they went to NY/NJ at the end of the season, while my source from Orlando said that never heard about those rumors, although some players and team crew took very personally their departure to Gotham FC, not to a point to see Ashlyn as ungrateful, but also not more as willing to defend her as they were before - and I will highlight that she said Ashlyn nominally, not them, they, the couple or Ashlyn and Ali.

Also my source connected to Gotham told me, that the whole story Ashlyn said in her statement of "we were together to keep contracts" and yada yada yada is BS to the public, cause they never really talked about the commercial part until september when the rumors around Ashlyn and Sophia started, cause it was when the Gotham Player's conscientiously ignored her in EA's Party. Even until then she never really communicated to her wife she wanted the divorce. It's why Ali really thought they were going to sit down and talk, cause how can you say you are married to a horrible person and schedule a couple trip to Mexico? (Remember that trip Ali made with Kyle at the end of the season? It supposed to be a family cruise, but she changed to a couple's retreat in July as a way for them to fix their marriage.)

It's why I strong believe that Ashlyn was leading Sophia and Ali on, it doesn't matter if it was intentional or not, but this is a big red flag for a person. Like one of my sources said that Ashlyn probably was trying to keep both relationships and choose the one who was more profitable to her at the end, I wasn't sold on this belief, but I am now after the restaurant's story from deux moi and how Sophia is working to clean Ashlyn's image to the public, even though most of her fans doesn't want anything to do with her. (Personal gossip here: A group of friend of mine are attending at SXSW cause Lucy Lawless was going to be there and Fallout panel and told me that a rumor running around is that they had an open spot and they pulled a panel about women's sport just to fit Ashlyn in and keep Sophia as their speaker, but no one really wanted it or care enough about it. They said they are going to attend on it today if they have nothing better to do.)

And Honestly, I am happy Sophia is happy, but ffs man, like if half of the stuff I heard is true, I really hope Sophia is helping her to growing up as person, because I still don't see this ending well to Sophia.