#inspo: taechnological

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Sirius: Fist me.

Remus, panicked: I-- What the fuck?

Sirius: *holds out his fist for a fist-bump*

Remus:

Remus: Right, that's what you-- Right, okay, God, Jesus fucking Christ.

[incorrectmarauders]

Lily: What are you doing?

James, standing on the chair: I live here, you know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.

Lily:

James:

Lily: Where's the spider?

James: Under the table.

[incorrectmarauders]

Sirius Raising Harry

Sirius: Let me tell you about the birds and the bees.

Harry: Wait-- No. Please...No.

Sirius: Did you know there are over 10,000 species of birds?

Harry: What--?

Sirius: And that bees are dying at an alarming rate?

Harry: I--

Sirius: Get your jacket. We're gonna save some bees.

[incorrectmarauders]

Maybe for once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding ‘You’re making a scene’.

James Potter, probably