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mayflora-18 · 6 months ago
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Incorrect CoD Quotes #9
Price: There’s something wrong with the kid.
Laswell: Like what?
Price: *holds up a photo of a spider*
Roach: Ew.
Price: *holds up a photo of a cockroach*
Roach: Me.
Price: *holds up a photo of a lady bug*
Roach: *tips his helmet* Evening, ma’am.
Price: You see what I mean?
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Roach: *sneaks into the barracks at 2am*
Price: *turns in a swivel chair* Care to to tell me where you were?
Roach: I was with… uh… Ghost!
Ghost: *also turns in swivel chair* Care to tr- *keeps spinning* uh Boss- I can’t stop the chair-
Roach: I meant… I was with Garrick.
Gaz: *turns on the light* Honestly Sanderson, you would think Roach would know how to be sneakier.
Roach:
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Price, walking in: The training grounds are closed because of the ice storm.
Soap: Great! No training!
Soap: *looks out the window* Is Ghost still walking to the training grounds?
Soap: *opens window* HEY DIPSHIT, TRAINING’S CANCELLED!
Ghost: *looks around, confused* GOD?!
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Ghost: Remember what I taught you.
Farah: The quickest way to a man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs.
Alex: Ghost no!
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Ghost: *can’t sleep because of nightmares*
Ghost: Listen to your therapist they said.
Ghost: You’ve been through a lot of trauma they said.
Ghost: *throws pillow* WELL YOUR BREATHING EXERCISES AREN’T WORKING NOW, ARE THEY DEBORAH!!
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Rudy: I have a bad feeling about this.
Alejandro: What do you mean?
Rudy: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something will get you into trouble?
Alejandro: No?
Rudy: That actually explains so much.
(This could work between Rudy and Soap too, honestly).
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Nikolai: Physically I’m here but spiritually I’m lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere in rural Kentucky, slowly bleeding out from several stab wounds.
Sherlock: Mood.
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Roach: I want to be a caterpillar.
Sherlock: Explain?
Roach: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
Sherlock: You know that they have a lifespan of, like, two weeks right?
Roach: That’s another highlight.
Soap: ROACH NO-
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Sherlock: How do people just stay motivated their entire lives? What drives you? I got out of bed once and I’ve been exhausted ever since.
Ghost: You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want revenge on existence itself.
The rest of the 141:
Nikolai: *nods in agreement*
Roach: *furiously takes notes*
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Soap: Is e seo do choire gu lèir.
Ghost: I know, I know.
Gaz: You know Gaelic??
Ghost: No, I just know the phrase “this is all your fault” in every language he speaks.
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Roach: Sleeping is nice because you’re not exactly dead and you’re not awake so it’s a win-win situation.
Sherlock: It’s like being dead without the commitment.
Nikolai: An open relationship with death.
Farah: Death with benefits.
Ghost: An every night stand.
Meanwhile, everyone else in the background: *absolutely horrified*
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*1am at 141 base*
Soap: If I drink Red Bull and NyQuil will I stay up or pass out?
Ghost: …Get off the fridge and go to bed like a normal human being.
*Later*
Ghost: SHERLOCK I HAVE A QUESTION!
Sherlock: Ghost what the fuck it’s 3am.
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gianelson · 9 months ago
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Lusty Bangel..
I want to see Angel's soul bound or finally receive his redemption so they can have many sexy nights and impromptu sexcapades..then get married and have more sex and then create little broody vampires..
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just-a-hooman64 · 10 months ago
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I have no excuse for this, I could not resist this suggestion and I am blaming my friend for sending me the reference image from Pinterest reference + other versions under the cut
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lazulixir · 30 days ago
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More practice with Pinterest inspirations - today we learn about the joys and torments of sheer fabric!
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brxwneyezzz · 3 months ago
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a lil big illustration i did
sky.
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maracapri · 6 months ago
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demondog27 · 3 months ago
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Max Mayfield
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ablogformyart · 8 months ago
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miscellaneous: phone charms ↳ inspired by HoneyyCrystalPicks on etsy (mar 2024)
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classic-storydragon · 2 years ago
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Day 3: Ritzy
Gunther leans against the wall in boredom. Sure, there are plenty of pretty ladies attending the Royal Ball, but none of them seem captivating enough to draw his attention. None, that is, until a red-head angel in a golden gown enters the ballroom.
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undermoonsblog · 8 months ago
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*modern AU* *Magnus is on the phone with Gunther* *Gunther is an adult* Magnus: So, how much government information are you currently privy to, in your position? Gunther: Why do you ask, Father? Magnus: Oh, I just want to know... Magnus: WHY I'VE BEEN DEEMED A FLIGHT RISK AND AM NO LONGER ALLOWED ON PLANES?! Gunther: You're going to have to ask someone else about that. Magnus: How can you not know?! Gunther, softly: I have my theories but if I list the entirety of your rap sheet all we'll be here all day. Magnus: What was that? Gunther: I didn't say anything. Oh no, your signal's bad, you're breaking up. Magnus: *spluttering* Gunther: Bye, nice talking to you. *hangs up*
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mollyjimbly · 1 year ago
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clay tic-tac-toe
was thinking primary colours for this
O's will be blue X's will be red tray will be yellow with green lines :3
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starrysharks · 2 months ago
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ghanaian miku
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must-have-been-thewind · 6 months ago
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cigarettes and melons
I tried to draw the dark parts of the melon light but I don't know how well that worked
Sketches I uploaded to this day
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etherealarte · 3 months ago
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maracapri · 4 months ago
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White & Gold aesthetic 💛🤍
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