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slaymate · 2 months ago
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Evil Eye do not interact, but 2024 was huge for me, and as I've done these past few years, I want to set goals for 2025 that are not career-oriented and will help me focus on the things that are truly important to me: the arts. So!
✨ Get to work on that short comic. ✨ Quit twitter for good. ✨ Learn to write.
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etiragram · 2 months ago
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man, I'm missing whatever part of the brain recognizes family as a Thing. it's always perplexing to end up being colocated in a house with someone because they're related to me or my spouse. it's especially bad when I dislike them but even when I mildly like them (generally the max liking I am capable of achieving with people I did not deliberately choose to bring into my life), the inner vibe is "okay... but... why is this happening? I do this on purpose every year?..."
maybe indoor cats feel like this but all the time. "don't get me wrong. i'm reasonably content with life. the food is good. but why am I in this house with you & unable to leave."
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3moe5me · 4 months ago
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you know Wat... my other bbc ghosts fandom complaint post reached a lot of people so I'm going to do it again because I have another qualm I want to raise with the people.
I think one of the most pressing examples of this fandom's misogyny is the juxtaposition between how Havers is treated by the fans and how the female side characters are treated by the fans. before I go into this bear in mind I'm mostly on about the fans of the show on other platforms, I don't know much about what the Ghosts fanbase is like here but there's no character limit so here is where I'll yap.
take a look at how people talk about Havers. his less than two minutes of screentime has granted him a large fanbase, ample fanfiction, and a plethora of fanart. then take a look at how characters like Annie and even Eleanor are treated. they have far more screentime and development than Havers and yet... next to nothing for them. the fans ignore them entirely save for a couple of people with sense.
the reasons why are obvious. A) Havers is the love interest of the most popular character- the Captain and B) Havers is a man while Annie and Eleanor are women.
when it comes to Eleanor specifically you could argue that people don't like her because she was a dick to Kitty, but that argument falls through entirely when you realise that if Eleanor were a man people would be downplaying her actions and probably going on about some "guys hear me out...".
the simple reason that a lot of people are not ready to accept is that the reason why the female side characters have nowhere near as much popularity as Havers is because of misogyny. people want to prioritise their white boy yaoi above all else. I would even go as far as to argue that a good portion of the fandom prioritises Havers over the MAIN female characters in the show!
now of course there will be the people that hit me with the "well if you're so disappointed then go make your own fan content🙄" which is an argument I see ALL THE TIME whenever fandom misogyny is brought up. the point is you have to question WHY the women have less fan content in the first place. it's not because the fans of the female characters are "less dedicated" or whatever, it's because the female characters are overlooked by default by a good number of fans for the sake of the men- some of which have absolutely zero development or character to speak of, that the fan content that IS made for the women is completely overshadowed.
I will end this by saying that I don't think that fans of Havers are "bad people" or whatever. I think it's fine if you're compelled by the Captain's backstory and, as a result, take a liking to Havers. it's simply a pattern that I've noticed that even the most bare bones blokes receive more love than the women.
I ALSO don't want people hopping in my replies and reblogs on about some "well we're not OBLIGATED to make fanworks about the women🙄🙄". I never said you were. but maybe look inside of yourself and examine why you're so opposed to caring about the women as much as you do the men.
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itstokkii · 8 months ago
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Hello, I am the person with the not very good English from the Turkey discussion. Sorry if you do not want to talk about that anymore feel free to ignore me.
I was reading all your posts and while I 100% understand your message, and I am not trying to defend the other person. But in the example where the person described Turkey and France, was the problem the way they described Turkey, or the fact that Turkey was described liek that + the way France was described as very very feminine? I am struggling with the word “hyper masculine”, does it mean men with muscle and hair? I hav é tried translating it back into Spanish but I am still confused.
I am sorry if it is weird, I am translating from Spanish.
¡Sorry! And thank you!
alright time to beat a decomposed horse on this one,
so the issue was not feminine france—a lot of people hc him to be gnc/effeminate and that's ok! the issue was how feminine france was placed alongside turkey being described as this "big strong burly brown exotic muscly man." he's being fetishized explicitly for his masculinity and dominance. when i initially addressed this, i used the word "hypermasculine" to basically mean "exaggerated manliness." a friend told me it could mean "machismo" in spanish, and i believe that fits the situation as well.
throwing in a feminine character exacerbates the issue, since the "innocent curvaceous small gentle white woman with the big brown man from the orient" trope already exists in media and is a big problem:
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(this webtoon in particular proves the point further given that the sexy brown man here is wearing clothes reminiscent of ottoman nobles. also apparently this is a 19+ webtoon, so we know he/his presence is meant to be sexualized.)
this is a problem that exists a lot regarding turkey's depiction both in the eastern and western fandom. as the "exotic" character among a cast of mainly white european characters, he is portrayed as this "mysterious sexy man" and is given no other personality that humanizes him like the other european charas get. so in that sense, it is also dehumanizing and racist towards SWANA/MENA men as they are depicted not as a human, but as a sex symbol or trope.
I hope this helped! I get that it could be a little confusing, and I'm always glad to explain something over.
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meirimerens · 2 months ago
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Ok, I have edited out Meethos's part completely, you can delete your reblog and reblog it again, everything aside from Meethos is factual and shared with the victims' consent. Thank you for the ENDLESS patience
you're absolutely welcome and thank YOU for taking on the task of sharing. stack up on headache meds you all will need them.
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apolohgy · 5 months ago
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if we weren’t supposed to have premarital sex why’d they make it feel so good
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sealab420 · 1 year ago
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please god let me be an opener again i’m sooooo so good at it & no closers will ever have to come in to an empty rack ever again
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etherealspacejelly · 7 months ago
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i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful language and also theres not really. english equivalents that have the same vibes
theres also the comedy potential of it. you guys dont know the joy of having your muslim friend text you "hopefully the racists in our city will all get sick and cant go to the protest" and you, as a pasty white guy, responding with "inshallah they get covid"
its a one hit KO every time. its fucking hilarious. theres no english word that has the same effect.
he also once texted me that he got over a mysterious illness he came down with (i think? i cant remember the exact context) and i responded with "subhanallah he is cured"
again, one hit KO. he lost his shit.
what im saying is we gotta normalise arabic. its just a language like any other, and it has some great words. its just like saying "thank god" or whatever, but theres so much variety and nuance. its beautiful
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nighthawkes · 4 months ago
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the funny thing about the shows I find most annoying is how they lack staying power. yay 💗
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daeluin · 1 year ago
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can't believe someone would come into my tumblr and accuse me (lifelong pete girlie who has been trying to suck his gender off through metaphysics and first in line to fuck andy hurley) of finding patrick stump hot
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httpsserene · 7 months ago
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𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐫, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩 | 𝐦𝐯. 𝟏
summary: an unplanned hard launch reveals more than a relationship. it exposes the biggest simp of the century.
content warning: requested by @animeandf1lover. fluff. crack adjacent (in the beginning). profanity. bestfriend!logan sargeant. boyfriend!max verstappen. humor. max yap-stappen. jimmy and sassy verstappen. my personal hc of max using cat emojis unironically. no part two requests, please!
pairing: max verstappen x hijabi fem!poc!reader (fc: shahdbatal)
genre: smau.
from, serene: other titles i thought of; simp, i love my gf, down bad, lord of the simps, or president of the simp club. haven't written for max alone in a while, i missed him !!! pls ignore the typos on the interview clips otherwise i will cry. enjoy, lovely’s xxx
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jimmyandsassy love life
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maxverstappen1: how are you going to caption this "love life" when there's not a single photo of me in it 😕
➥ maxverstappen1: you called me the love of your life this morning on ft 😔 ➥ maxverstappen1: omg are you breaking up with me and taking the cats with you 😭😭😭 ➥ yninsta: max the cats chose the caption not me!!! ➥ yninsta: you're still the loml baby, i'm not going anywhere 😚💙 ➥ danielricciardo: u guys are perfectly made for each other :)
maxverstappen1: my babies 😻 why did you put mommy on the last slide? she's too pretty to be there!
➥ jimmyandsassy: m prettier than mommy - sassy ➥ maxverstappen1: hey! you get your looks from your mother be nice 😠 ➥ charlesleclerc: max mate 😟 with every comment you make on this account i hope you know i think less of you with each one 🙏🏻 ➥ alexandrasaintmleux: he's only saying this because i told him it would be cute to make a priv acct with leo that's like this! ➥ yninsta: you should! the kitties love it :) ➥ charlesleclerc: you're all mentally disturbed. electric chair⚡️🪑
logansargeant: i have post notifications on and i have no clue how max gets here faster than me.
➥ logansargeant: jimmy? sassy? do you tell him when you're about to post 🧐 ➥ maxverstappen1: logan the cats can't speak english or use a phone be serious. ➥ logansargeant: THEY DON'T HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS EITHER BUT THEY STILL POST AND REPLY TO COMMENTS ➥ jimmyandsassy: don't yell at daddy! 's mean - jimmy ➥ maxverstappen1: yeah logan don't yell at daddy 😌 ➥ logansargeant: can't believe there was a time i thought you were a respectable man smh
roscoelovecoco: cool cats 🐈
➥ jimmyandsassy: big dawg 🐶
landonorris: they're so pretty i just wanna pet them
➥ landonorris: i wished cats liked me,,, ➥ jimmyandsassy: nobody likes you! hope this helps - sassy ➥ landonorris: STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR CATS AND COME FIGHT ME SIS 🤬🤺
alexalbon: please don't kill me :)
➥ jimmyandsassy: why would we kill you? we like alex - jimmy ➥ oscarpiastri: oh they're so going to claw your eyes out mate 😂 ➥ georgerussell63: it's been nice knowing you alex 🙂 ➥ charlesleclerc: fly high alexander 🕊️🙏🏻 ➥ schecoperez: gone too soon 🙂‍↔️ ➥ jensonbutton: if she kills you, logan will have a car to race this weekend. she's so going to get rid of you 😈 ➥ yninsta: what. logan has his own williams? are u guys okay???
twitter • yn's spam twt
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[caption1; guess i'm bringing jimmy with me][caption2; target confirmed. bravo six going dark.]
logansargeant: please don't make my team principal disappear ⤷yninsta: i will make him suffer inshallah 🙏🏽 ⤷logansargeant: think about jimmy and sassy! they'll miss you 😢 ⤷yninsta: ,,,i will subject him to a painful lecture about his mishandling of the race weekend ⤷yninsta: instead of death 🙃
alexalbon: are we chill? ⤷yninsta: i have no quarrel with you 👍🏽 ⤷alexalbon: oh thank god. i was going crazy in my room hiding from you 😮‍💨
maxverstappen1: come to me when you're done with james 😽 ⤷maxverstappen1: you're surrounded by the wrong shade of blue :( ⤷maxverstappen1: how's logan doing? ⤷yninsta: he's okay considering they gave his car away. ⤷maxverstappen1: bring him with you, i will tell him exactly what i think about wiliams treating him that way
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FIA press conference: pre-race australia • max, charles, logan, zhou, yuki
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post-race interview clips • max verstappen
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logansargeant me and you, and you and me, just us, and your boyfriend max.
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maxverstappen1: you have me saved as “yn’s boyfriend - INGORE 🛑❌🙈”
➥ maxverstappen1: that’s not very nice ☹️ ➥ yninsta: logan! change it before you make him sad ➥ logansargeant: fine 🙄 ➥ logansargeant: i’m going to mute him instead.
➥ yninsta: logan and max get along great guys i promise!
➥ yninsta: max asked him if he was okay with asking me out before our first date and logan said “mate you don’t have to ask, i know you’ll treat her right” 😇 ➥ logansargeant: that is NOT public info‼️ delete pls ➥ maxverstappen1: you didn’t have to say any of this schatje 😅 ➥ user1: max asked logan for permission to date her? what in the wattpad fanfic is happening rn ➥ georgerussell63: this is great blackmail- i mean info 😉
oscarpiastri: acting like you hate max but you called me screaming in joy about playing padel with him 💀
➥ logansargeant: oscar please. my reputation is at stake here 😀 ➥ oscarpiastri: hey instagram comments- i misspoke. logan sargeant HATES max verstappen! that’s all, thanks. ➥ user2: dis guy 🤦🏻‍♀️ ➥ user3: osc sarcasm check: ✅
user4: if max verstappen offered to fly me out to hang out with his gf i would not leave his messages on read ijs 🤷🏼
alexalbon: DAMN he even said please 😶
➥ yninsta: not too much now alex 🤫 ➥ alexalbon: 🤐😳 ➥ user5: alex were u silent or sileNCED ➥ user6: i could feel the threat through the screen
jensonbutton: but did you take him up on his offer? that’s what we need to know!
➥ maxverstappen1: he did. left me on read for 6 minutes before he broke 😹 ➥ logansargeant: it was on his private jet, paid for, and i got to see my best friend- ofc i said yes! i’m not stupid.
user7: tagging betterhelp on the sc of max’s desperate ass texts is NASTY work logan 💀💀💀
➥ user8: nothing wrong with sending the homies links to therapy sites ➥ user9: there’s definitely something wrong with how down bad max is for his girl. i know that much 🥴 ➥ user10: are u srs? bc that’s a man who doesn’t play about his woman! i can tell 😵‍💫🫦
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maxverstappen1 championships are worth winning because i take the trophies back to her.
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yninsta: championships are worth winning because YOU drove like crazy for them.
➥ maxverstappen1: two things can be true at the same time 💙 ➥ maxverstappen1: i don’t know if they would matter as much if i didn’t have anyone to praise me for it. ➥ yninsta: i’ll convince you that they are more than that one day 💙🔒 (good thing i’m never leaving you x)
yninsta: حب حياتي (the love of my life)
➥ maxverstappen1: no you are mine ☺️🤭
user11: no the fuck he didn’t.
➥ user12: GIRL HE FUCKING DID
user13: nahhhh he got it. he got it all.
➥ user13: championships, monaco living, the finest woman, expensive cats and cars—LIKE LEAVE SOMETHING FOR THE COMMON FOLK MAX ➥ maxverstappen1: my bad 🙂‍↕️ ➥ user14: he don’t even mean ts ➥ user15: oh i’m bout to crash out 🤪🤬👹
charlesleclerc: okay. that’s a good caption 🙂
➥ maxverstappen1: take a deep breath charlie, no need to be angy about it :) ➥ charlesleclerc: i knew you’d ruin it. i’ll be seeing you max 🤫 ➥ user16: yo what tf 🤣 ➥ user17: did charles leclerc just ominously imply his plot for max’s demise?! ➥ user18: bro what 😒 @/user17 ➥ user19: what are you gonna say next? “they’re going to participate in a duel of arms 🤓” ➥ user16: “a battle of fisticuffs, more likely it seems 🤓🤓🤓”
user20: oh my days— she’s beautiful 😦
➥ maxverstappen1: she’s the prettiest woman i’ve ever set my eyes on 😊 ➥ user21: don’t worry max, we believe you! ➥ user22: you truly are blessed to be dating her.
danielricciardo: boys what are you’re wagers? max yaps more/less about his gf to us now that they’re public?
➥ landonorris: more +£500 ➥ lewishamilton: more +£1000 ➥ logansargeant: more +(i’ll match lewis in american) ➥ schecoperez: have faith in max! ➥ schecoperez: +5 grand take it or leave it.
user23: she’s majestic! in that first photo, she’s giving padme from star wars 🤩 beautiful!!!!
➥ yninsta: tysm ☺️ this might be the best compliment i’ve ever received !!!
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ynspamacct i won't unprivate my main, but here's the bf max content i know you all want :)
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user24: max said: princess treatment only 👏🏻
➥ maxverstappen1: ***queen treatment 👸🏽 ➥ user25: oh. the simp allegations are true. ➥ maxverstappen1: you doubted how much i love my gf? crazy. ➥ user25: i won't do it again, i promise.
logansargeant: why do you wear heels if you know they’re going to make your feet hurt?
➥ maxverstappen1: bc she’s knows i’m going to hold them for her and carry her home 😌 ➥ ynspamacct: bc i feel tall 🥺 and max doesn’t mind carrying me home !!! ➥ ynspamacct: oops ☺️ we must’ve replied at the same time hahaaa user26: i’m going to slam my head into the nearest wall, viciously. ➥ ynspamacct: don’t do that! life is worth living i promise 😰
user26: first photo made my tummy flip for some reason 🫦🥴🤤
➥ ynspamacct: you should see a doctor! that doesn’t sound healthy :) ➥ user27: u better stop thirsting over her man like that 😳
lilymhe: boundaries 🧘🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️
ynspamacct: exactly 😌
user27: breakfast in bed…what did he want from you 🤔
➥ ynspamacct: …nothing? or, just quality time i guess! he’s sweet like that 🥰 user27: ,,,i didn’t know that was an option. ➥ ynspamacct: being treated like a queen comes with accepting that’s how you deserve to be treated, and that it’s the *only* way you’re going to be treated 😚 ➥ user28: SPEAK ON IT MY GOOD SIS 😫
user29: this relationship is dear to me 😪
user30: m-men aren’t shit? who knew that was possible.
➥ user31: i thought all we had was tom holland 💀 ➥ maxverstappen1: i’m honored to be added to the roster ➥ user32: i cannot take this man seriously now. ➥ user33: why bc he loves his gf and you can’t even seem to find the way to a shower or a therapy session 😀 ➥ user34: WOAH VIOLATION
yninsta: max, maxie-max, maxie !!!
➥ maxverstappen1: i love you most, schatje 💛🔒 ➥ yninsta: aw you beat me to it 😞 ➥ yninsta: i love you foreverrrr #1 💙🔒 ➥ user35: oh i’m gonna cry :)
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bitterkarella · 3 months ago
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Midnight Pals: Dune vs Middle Earth
Frank Herbert: i'm going to tell a story about this space cocaine that lets you do super hard math and its made of worm poop, inshallah JRR Tolkien: Tolkien: i hate this Tolkien: i hate this so much
Stephen King: why do you hate dune so much? Tolkien: isn't it obvious? Dean Koontz: is it because you're a deontologist and dune is consequentialism? Tolkien: Tolkien: what
Koontz: you know, the differing schools of ethics Tolkien: what on earth are you babbling about Koontz: you know deontologism and consequentialism Tolkien: Tolkien: you don't know what you're talking about Koontz: i Koontz: i i i
Tolkien: define deotologism for me Koontz: i Koontz: i don't know Koontz: i just it on the internet Tolkien: yeah that sounds like the sort of thing someone would say on the internet
Koontz: i just wanted you guys to think i was smart King: aw dean King: dean dean dean King: we all totally think you're smart King: don't we guys? Barker: don't patronize him, steve Poe: clive c'mon
Barker: wow guess i'm the only one who respects you enough to tell you the truth dean Koontz: what's the truth??? Barker: dean the truth is Barker: Barker: ok sure we think you're smart, dean Koontz: :)
King: you couldn't say it, could you? Barker: i just couldn't say it! Barker: just look at those big puppy dog eyes
King: so why DO you hate dune so much? Tolkien: a desert planet? no rolling English hills? Tolkien: is there a single capering buffoon in the whole thing? King: i don't think so Tolkien: and not one sexy hairy foot!
Tolkien: well at least there's one thing we can agree upon Tolkien: the majesty of the lord our god Herbert: oh yeah Tolkien: all praise Anglican jesus! Herbert: Alhamdulillah! Tolkien: Herbert:
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theriverdalereviewer · 2 years ago
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people of tumblr. i have made my stunning return.
#WHATS UP YALL?#I hope everyone is doing good and living their best life#so after what has felt like a decade I am finally officially graduating from my teaching program and inshallah becoming a teacher#I just finished my final year of internship and it was soooo sad#its crazy you don’t think your students like you or care about you and then.. you say goodbye and you realize.. like shit#seeing them upset and shocked and asking if I’ll come back man its the best and worst feeling :((#and my teachers wishing me luck and getting me gifts and telling me that I was BORN to do this#and like these were teachers who were my biggest critics#im nervous for my first year but for once I feel ready. and ive waited three years to finally feel like this#im also just really sad that I’ll be saying goodbye to my friends who have been with me in this program for five years#like we went through some of the best and worst times together and our group has become so tight#theres one guy I’ll miss a lot cause hes just someone who has been there for me and has always understood me#like we lived in the same dorm building together and didn’t know it#we were in the same classes together and never spoke to each other#and then we ended up interviewing together#and then we student taught together#and then we were constantly partnered and cried our frustrations together#and we would always have these conversations where we just saw into each other’s souls#like I remember during student teaching we just talked about how we realized that there was so much it took to engage the class#than what we were led to believe and that somedays class just couldn’t be super fun and engaging because of factors out of our control#and it was crazy we had that epiphany at the same time#and when we were out looking for jobs we just felt the exact same way about the search too#feeling overwhelmed and like we needed to push this off and then also feeling#like we’re not good enough and that it would be easier#EVERYTHING LITERALLY EVERYTHING!#my favorite personnnn ugh
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tamamita · 4 months ago
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I've been following you for a long time, and this might not matter to you at all, but I find it necessary to say anyways. I'm a hispanic indigenous lesbian living in America and i'm really disappointed by your posts devaluing and speaking against voting this election, especially considering that you don't live in America. My rights are on the line. MANY people's rights are on the line. Politicians and the government aren't our friends, but allowing Trump to be put into office would make things way worse. People need to vote against him, now more than ever.
I have not said anything about not voting. Like go and vote, how am I gonna stop you? I'm some guy on Tumblr with no actual power to do anything.
I said I don't believe in electoral reformism and liberal democracies, because it won't change the fact that your nation is actively committing genocide and falling towards fascism, and as an Afghan refugee, I can certainly hold those opinions.
Why is it so hard for you to get that?
If Trump ever gets to power, inshallah, the Lord will give you some realization and understand that the ballot box won't save you.
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yuri-alexseygaybitch · 1 year ago
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Do you have the image of the meme of Lenin talking to some guys that says
“White guy who says inshallah”
this is so specific but I swear to god I’ve seen it on your blog.
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mcondance · 20 days ago
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can we talk?
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— college bf caspian origin story <3 title from “can we talk?” by tevin campbell. no warnings.
“i started to write you letters, but i wanted to be more clever… if we ever come close again, i know what i’ll say then can we talk?”
college caspian was plotting on you since he saw you walking with your friends when he was getting out of practice. he immediately was tapping his friend on the shoulder asking “who is that? you know her?” and every single dude he asked said “nah, never seen her.”
from there he started his internet sleuthing, but it was hard because no one knows you. you have to be the most out-of-the-way girl on the planet. like seriously, who are you?
he checks the university’s official page. he checks the branch off organization and event pages. he checks random posts. he doesn’t give up. it’s torture seeing you in the dining hall this one time and not being able to say anything to you. you have the same big headphones you had on when he saw you that night, and it just draws him to you more. he can just make out you mouthing the words to whatever you’re listening to while you’re standing in line.
one night while he’s taken to looking for you again, he finds you. smiling all pretty on the university’s volunteers page, your headphones still on. he thanks whoever’s listening that the page tags everyone.
your username is a reference to a song (he saw the song in your music highlight, he thinks it sounds good.) you’ve got a joke in your bio, a highlight dedicated to your friends, and a highlight for what he’s gathered is posts of your favorite celebrities.
he knows you’re gonna be annoyed if he just slides up and messages you, the way your face twisted up when a guy approached you and your friends’ table in the dining hall that one time lets him know that. he laughed watching you watch the boy the whole time and roll your eyes when he finally walked off. so he just follows you. and maybe he posts a good pic of him with a song from an artist in your highlight.
his phone dings not even 10 minutes later. you followed him back. and you liked the story he posted just for you.
he’s in there. “she liked the story!” he texts his group chat, and they all know he’s in there.
“but like… what if she was just liking it cause of the song?”
“dude”
“not only did she follow you, but she liked your story. did you see the way she was looking at that guy in the dining hall? she does not like men 😭 you’re in there.”
he’s in there. he’s sooooo in there.
and so, the story tag begins. you start it up. or really, you respond to caspian’s story on your own story with a well-picked tiktok, one that says “me thinking about that boy with the unique name and the pretty brown eyes.”
he wakes up to it, and he swears he almost has a heart attack.
so he responds with a post of his eyes in the sunlight, set to another song from your music highlight.
your turn, the same day, in the form of a meme from a page that says “we gon keep playin’ eye tag or you gon holler at your girl?”
for a week, he plays story tag with you. you post a meme that’s obviously about him, he posts a tiktok that’s obviously about you, you post a picture of face and he likes it, he posts a picture of him in his uniform and suddenly your note says “OHHHH MY GOD.” he likes playing, but he cannot keep not having you. so when you put “inshallah he will be mine” in your note, he has to reply.
“inshallah?”
you respond almost immediately.
“it means god willing”
you’re playing it so cool.
“ahhhh
not to be like forward or anything
like not to assume anything
but like
i mean
at least for me
all my stories have been about you
and you’ve been liking them
so is that about me
if it’s not just block me that would be so embarrassing”
“perhaps 🤭
of course they are LOL the tiktok about baseball players wasn’t obvious enough? 😭”
“i mean it was but like
i remember the way you looked at that guy who walked up to your table so i didn’t wanna intrude 😭”
“oh yeah he was just annoying
you’re not annoying
i actually like your stories they’re so funny
you’re like a comedian”
“not a comedian
but if they make you laugh then i’m happy :)”
“do you wanna like
hang out or something tomorrow
if you’re not busy with baseball and stuff”
“yeah when do you want to
i’m free anytime tomorrow”
we can go to the dining hall if you want
“yeah for sure
uhhhhh
how were your classes today?”
and from there, the conversation flows. you talk all night, about when he started playing baseball, about what music you listen to, about what books he’s read recently, about how you may have been plotting on him too.
“did you not see me gawking at you that time in the dining hall?”
“noooooo
i think i was too busy gawking at you”
and, like caspian always tells his boys, the rest was history. 3 1/2 weeks culminate into him laughing in the dining hall with you for almost 3 hours, and then walking around campus for 2 more hours. caspian walks you to your car, and, despite being shy about it, asks if you wanna go to the event the university is having the next day.
of course, you say yes. you say yes to the park, too, and the library between classes, and he says yes to a party friday night, and the public library down the road saturday morning.
it’s all lovey from the start, pictures taken like you’re dating, making time for each other like it’s been months. it all sets the scene for the relationship to come. caspian’s so happy he got out of practice early that night.
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