#insert a bunch of heart emojis here

[kiragecko]

What’s it called when you have Can’t Talk Disorder? (Or Talk Weird Disorder?)

So, you’re neurodivergent¹ and you can’t talk. Well ... you CAN talk ... some of the time ... but it hurts, or people don’t understand ... and, like, you can tell SOMETHING’S wrong ... but they’re saying you shouldn’t call it ‘going nonverbal’ ² and, well, what DO you call it?

The answer is complicated. There is SO MANY terms for various ways to not speak, have limited speech, or have weird speech. And they all seem to be pretty narrow. ‘Mute’ refers to all people who can’t speak, no matter the cause, and ‘nonverbal’ technically means the same thing, though it’s more often used when there seems to be a neurological (brain) reason for the lack of speech. But there doesn’t seem to be similar terms for ‘speech is hard’ that doesn’t have a cause baked into it.

 ‘Aphasia’ and ‘apraxia of speech’ are limited to brain injuries. ‘Dysphonia’ is limited to physical injury to the vocal chords. ‘Language disorders’ are limited to things diagnosed in children at a young age when their speech/understanding is delayed. ‘Selective mutism’ refers specifically to trauma affecting speech ability. Etc.

Rather than a broad term that everyone can use, I’ve discovered some more narrow descriptors of various difficulties that someone could have. But, before I get into them, I want to discuss WHY it can be helpful to have this language. And why it can be unhelpful.

-

I’ve known there was ‘something wrong’ since I was a kid. Talking hurts my head. It’s exhausting. I make a lot of mistakes. Sometimes I’m reduced to tears and shaking. But I’ve never had the words to describe what’s wrong. And it’s made me feel like I’m faking, being lazy, or imagining things.

Not having set terms also means that other people tend to interpret what I’m saying as normal difficulties with communication. Everyone has trouble finding the words sometimes, and says the wrong word occasionally! It’s really hard to communicate the scale of my issues, especially since they aren’t bad enough to get a professional diagnosis. They’re just wearing me down daily and making me avoid all social interaction. (Please mentally insert sarcastic/rolling eyes emoji here. I don’t understand emoji enough to do it myself.)

Having terminology helps me be patient with myself, and research things that might help. It helps me recognize patterns, and that certain behaviours and experiences are related - that they're not a whole bunch of separate issues.

On the other hand, many of these terms ARE pathologizing normal behaviours. (That means treating them like they’re signs of disorders.) Especially with psychotic disorders, it seems like EVERYTHING gets treated like a sign that you’re broken.³ Please don’t look at these terms and think they mean that your harmless behaviours are actually things that are wrong with you!

It’s only a problem if it’s hurting you, okay?

-

¹ The working definition for ‘neurodivergent’ in this post is limited to autism, ADHD, tic disorders, PTSD, and mental disorders in the psychotic, anxiety, and mood varieties. Because those are the things that turned up during my research.

² The reasons that people object to the phrase ‘going nonverbal’ are complex. I don’t understand all the nuance. For me, the heart of the issue is that it makes it harder for nonverbal people, who already find communication hard, to find resources for themselves and connect with other people experiencing the same things. It makes a term less clear for the people least able to be flexible with terminology. And it implies a connection with the experiences of people who are often frustrated with people talking for and over them.

³ If you’re dealing with a psychotic disorder, the term ‘thought disorder’ exists for these challenges. It’s ... well. I found it a good starting point to find many of the more narrow terms! I think the behaviours it describes are real! The way things are framed seems gross and ableist, though, so look it up at your own discretion.

-

Anyways, on to the terms I’ve found for specific language issues!

(If anything feels like it might fit, look it up and find out more! These are VERY brief summaries. Just be prepared for the ableism. There's a lot.)

added sounds/words/phrases -

If you produce extra, unintended, syllables and words while trying to speak, or substitute syllables/words with incorrect ones, it's possibly 'paraphasia'.

If you use confused language, with seemingly unconnected words and phrases, it's possibly 'incoherence', or a 'word salad'. If this is due to schizophrenia, it's possibly 'schizophasia'.

If you involuntarily swear or say obscene words, it's possibly 'corprolalia'.

If you involuntarily make sudden and/or repetitive sounds, words or movements, it's possibly a 'tic disorder' and you have 'tics'.

repeated sounds/words/phrases -

If you involuntarily repeat your own words/phrases, it's possibly 'palilalia'.

If you involuntarily repeat the words/phrases that another person/show/etc has said, it's possibly 'echolalia'.

If you repeat sounds/words, prolong sounds, and get 'blocked' (have periods where no sounds will come out), it's possibly 'stuttering' or 'stammering', and you 'stutter'.

If you speak rapidly, repeat yourself, and use too many words, it's possibly 'logorrhea'.

If you involuntarily make sudden and/or repetitive sounds, words or movements, it's possibly a 'tic disorder' and you have 'tics'.

prolonged sounds –

If you repeat sounds/words, prolong sounds, and get 'blocked' (have periods where no sounds will come out), it's possibly 'stuttering' or 'stammering', and you 'stutter'.

wrong sounds -

If you produce extra, unintended, syllables and words while trying to speak, or substitute syllables/words with incorrect ones, it's possibly 'paraphasia'.

If you pronounce specific sounds weird, it's possibly a 'speech sound disorder', an 'articulation disorder' or a 'phonemic disorder'. Subsets:

If you pronounce sibilants ('s' sounds) weird, it's possibly 'lisping' and you 'have a lisp'.

If you pronounce rhotics ('r' sounds) weird, it's possibly 'rhotacism'.

abnormal word use -

If you use confused language, with seemingly unconnected words and phrases, it's possibly 'incoherence', or a 'word salad'. If this is due to schizophrenia, it's possibly 'schizophasia'.

If you use overly formal, flowery, fancy, 'dictionary' language, it's possibly 'stilted speech'.

poor grammar/syntax (lack of connecting words, sentences structured weird, etc.) -

If you use confused language, with seemingly unconnected words and phrases, it's possibly 'incoherence', or a 'word salad'. If this is due to schizophrenia, it's possibly 'schizophasia'.

If you speak rapidly, with erratic rhythm and poor grammar/syntax, it's possibly 'cluttering'.

added ideas/words/length of speech -

If you speak rapidly, repeat yourself, and use too many words, it's possibly 'logorrhea'.

If you chain together words based on rhymes, alliteration, or idea, without logical connections between them, due to mental illness, it's possibly 'clanging', 'association chaining' or 'glossomania'.

If you can't eliminate irrelevant/inappropriate details about something, it's possibly 'overinclusion'.

If you can't answer a question without a lot of unnecessary detail, it's possibly 'circumstantial speech' or 'circumstantial thinking'.

unconnected/abnormally connected ideas -

If your next thought is replaced by something connected/similar but not actually appropriate for the conversation, it's possibly 'evasion', 'paralogia', or 'perverted logic'.

When you think random, unconnected things have important meanings related to you, it's possibly 'referential thinking'.

If you chain together words based on rhymes, alliteration, or idea, without logical connections between them, due to mental illness, it's possibly 'clanging', 'association chaining' or 'glossomania'.

If you abruptly jump between ideas/topics, it's possibly a 'flight of ideas'.

If you frequently jump to unrelated, or barely related thoughts, it's possibly 'derailment', 'loose association', 'knight's move thinking', or 'disordered thinking'. (This is one of the ones they praise if you’re not mentally ill, by the way.)

If you can't answer a question without a lot of unnecessary detail, it's possibly 'circumstantial speech' or 'circumstantial thinking'.

get stuck on ideas -

If you get stuck on words or ideas, and can't change to another topic, it's possibly 'perseveration'.

rapid speech -

If you speak rapidly, without pauses and spaces to interrupt, it's possibly 'pressured speech'.

If you speak rapidly, repeat yourself, and use too many words, it's possibly 'logorrhea'.

If you speak rapidly, with erratic rhythm and poor grammar/syntax, it's possibly 'cluttering'.

erratic rhythm/no rhythm control -

If you speak rapidly, with erratic rhythm and poor grammar/syntax, it's possibly 'cluttering'.

limited speech -

If you add less detail than expected, say few words, or communicate very little with your words, it's possibly 'alogia', or 'laconic speech'. (The Wiki article for this one is kind of disgusting. Sometimes psychologists make me mad.)

loss of ideas/point/words -

If you frequently jump to unrelated, or barely related thoughts, it's possibly 'derailment', 'loose association', 'knight's move thinking', or 'disordered thinking'. (This is one of the ones they praise if you’re not mentally ill, by the way.)

If you lose your train of thought due to noticing things around you, it's possibly 'distractible speech'.

If you wander off topic and don't return, it's possibly 'tangential speech' or 'tangentiality'.

If your trains of thought abruptly stop and you may not be able to start them again, it's possibly 'thought blocking', or 'obstructive thought'.

If you can't speak, either entirely or in certain situations - due to anxiety, stress, trauma, or other psychological issues – it's possibly 'selective mutism' and you are 'selectively mute'.

If you repeat sounds/words, prolong sounds, and get 'blocked' (have periods where no sounds will come out), it's possibly 'stuttering' or 'stammering', and you 'stutter'.

[beefslipper]

Headcanons! Some Spoilers?

My first post got a lot more attention than I thought it would, so I'm just gonna drop some headcanons. I'll do a few different characters from different shows, anime/mangas, etc. If you don't know much about the characters, there will be some info on them that some people may not know already (Ex; character death, big events, whatever).

Some HCs are on the sad side while others are just silly, nonserious ones.

Also, if you disagree with any of these HCs, that's totally fine! Please just don't be negative about it or anything. And if you want to correct me on anything, go right ahead.

First up, I'm gonna do Jason Todd from the Batman Comics/shows. I love Jason so much, nothing could ever make me hate him <3

I feel like he'd believe in "hair holding memories" thing, so after his death and revival, he'd shave his head countless times to try and forget all the bad memories. Poor boy :(

For a happier HC, I think he'd be an absolute boss at Just Dance or automatically become the God of a video game that any of his younger 'siblings' need help with beating.

I also have a slight feeling he'd cheat during a silly 'family game night' thing and be hiding uno cards in his jacket or something LOL. Bro's the type to make one move during a game of chess before giving up and flipping the board.

Onto Gojo Satoru from Jujutsu Kaisen :D

I used to be a huge Gojo hater for no reason lol, but now he's kinda one of my favorites.

Since it's canon that he has a sweet tooth, I have a feeling he stress eats/bored eats (eats a bunch when stressed out or bored) and gets tummy aches pretty often from that.

I feel like he'd tear up a dance floor at a stupid little highschool event or something, but not like normal dancing. Bro probably dances like a Hotel Transylvania character LMFAO.

Lastly, Diluc Ragnvindr from Genshin Impact!!

Fun fact: he was my first main besides the traveler on Genshin Impact.

I HC that the poor man has a rough time sleeping (specifically after the Snezhnaya events and the death of his father). Whenever Kaeya sneaks into the Dawn Winery, he probably holds his big brother until he can sleep peacefully <3

(NO, I DO NOT ship the brothers in GI or the Batfam. Get those brownies outta here /ref)

Another silly HC I got is that Diluc used to be the sweetest kid in Mondstadt, but was unintentionally a little chaos magnet. Definitely a leash child so Crepus wouldn't have a heart attack when wondering where his son ran off to for the 60th time that day.

Bonus HC: Babysitter Varka. Must I say any more? Bro's probably still a big father figure in Diluc's life and sends weekly letters checking up on him.

Y'all are so lucky I forgot about HSR characters, otherwise I woulda yapped about at least 6 of them LOL. Might make a separate post later just for them, maybe multiple. Who knows.

If you noticed, yes. I learned how to insert images and I will 100% abuse that. When I learn how to insert emojis, I'm abusing that too. (I'm on a computer so I don't have emojis available as of right now.)

If you want to request HCs of any other character from the mentioned fandoms(? Is that what you call it?), go right ahead and ask! I probably won't get to it immediately since cramps are manhandling me right now, but I'll do it ASAP.

Anyways, have a great day, evening, and/or night, and make sure you stay hydrated!

[ouranbutworse]

Anime-Manga Comparisons, the dreaded episode 8

They actually don’t have a bunch of mannequins in the manga, just the one with one swimsuit, but Honey still suggests the one he chose in the anime, so it’s kind of confusing. Also the two piece in the manga has polka dots. Super cute. Kyoya offers to float her a loan, and the twins straight up say she has no breasts, as opposed to calling her flat. Manga also reveals she wears a sports bra, instead of the vest she wears in the anime. I’m not sure we ever actually see this manga.

Another tragic cut is one of my favourite Kyoya lines of all time when baseball Tamaki hits the twins into the distance, and Kyoya questions where his youth has gone that he has three children at age seventeen. I demand a reboot once again.

Of course, the biggest thing they removed from the anime is the fact that the beach they’re on is actually owned by the Nekozawa’s, and he’s even there with them! He’s a pretty cool dude, I wish they’d hung out with him more often, because it seems like their two clubs are actually really close. They also don’t show the huge cat rock.

The shellfish hunting in the anime is actually just collecting seashells in the manga, and when Kaoru gives her a scallop all the other hosts jump in to hand her other shells, which is just *insert relevant emoji here* They really do adore her, don’t they? Unfortunately, Tamaki doesn’t make his ‘crabtivating’ joke. I’m honestly shell shocked. I’m crabsolutely devastated. Third pun.

In the manga the twins actually call out Tamaki for using the family dynamic as some sort of defense mechanism, but he immediately gets distracted by a snake and that’s kind of it. Also the girls witness the entire attack, almost drowning, and rescue, which honestly makes Tamaki the coolest at that moment. Also Haruhi hits her head and starts bleeding, ouch.

In Nekozawa’s family mansion (the anime could have at least mentioned it!) the guys all play a cursed boardgame where every single square they land on is a bad one, the others are all vague and might not come true, but Tamaki’s is literally saying a friend hates him, lol. Nekozawa returns to tease Tamaki about liking white sundresses and plays the board game along with them, while freak of a man Kyoya says that not being charged puts a weight on his heart, and Nekozawa has more shenanigans until Haruhi turns on the lights and scares him. Her dress is the same in both, but the manga seems to always do cute patterns on everything.

While they fawn over how adorable she is and the twins coddle her, Tamaki gets a bloody nose and Honey karate chops his neck to stop the bleeding. It doesn’t work and he bleeds even worse, the dirty pervert.

Nekozawa abandons the others because they suck hardcore (the lights hurt him) and the others go for dinner, which is actually the fabled Fancy Tuna that I don’t think she ever gets to eat in the anime. And she doesn’t get to eat it here because Tamaki is awful and eats it all. She gets her own back by offering an empty crab leg and then trying to stab him with it, though.

Instead of Tamaki asking Kyoya to lead him to his room because it’s Kyoya’s place, instead he asks Kyoya to come with him because the hallways are dark and scary and he’s a big wimp. Also Mori lifts up Haru again to rush her to the bathroom, where they run into Nekozawa without his cloak. He’s so pretty!

Speaking of pretty… the upcoming scene isn’t that at all! But Kyoya is, isn’t he? Haruhi doesn’t even recognise him without his glasses on, the silly girl.

Thankfully the two scenes are really similar, so there aren’t any differences, and therefore I’m free to avoid talking about this scene for another day. Hooray! The only major difference is that Kyoya laughs harder in the manga, less attractive chuckle and more goofy giggle. Also Tamaki straight up calls Kyoya a bastard in the anime.

The lightning scene is the same, except that instead of Tamaki opening the closet Haruhi does it herself and then hits him in the face with the door. The poor pervert.

Episode 8… thankfully over!

[duchi-nesten]

Hello I just want you to know that I’m obsessed with the way you draw facial expressions (ESPECIALLY Danny’s mischievous grin) it’s literally so good and stylized and honestly all of your art is incredibly stylized and I love it so damm much

Thank you so much!! This means a lot to me, especially since I feel like I've been very off of my expressions game for a long while now aahhhh, it's the part of arting i love to art the most, so I'm so happy to know people enjoy my silly little cartoony expressions!!!

Thank you anon!! <3 Insert a bunch of different heart emojis just for you right here!!

[l3viat8an]

New game! Type in “[insert character here] thinks I am” and let predictive text fill in the rest (sorry to non-apple users 😅) anyway, here’s the results I got for the om characters!

Lucifer: “Lucifer thinks I am not the best at the job.” Ouch, Luci, that hurts ☹️

Mammon: “Mammon thinks I am not the one.” DUDE WTF, why is predictive text so mean?!

Leviathan: “Levi thinks I am a good person.” Finally, someone who isn’t an arse 😒

Asmodeus: “Asmo thinks I am not going back into this house.” I…literally died to free your brother, what do you MEAN

Beelzebub: “Beel thinks I am an expert and he knows how much of my time I spend with him.” Finally one that’s on brand for the character and isn’t rude. Thanks Beely, I like you too 🥹.

Belphegor: “Belphi thinks I am a little more than the guy who is the most famous man.” I have no clue what this means. Thanks, ig?

Barbatos: “Barb thinks I am going into a relationship.” I mean…technically MC can canonically date everyone all at once, so yeah, accurate. Again, don’t know what it means, but he was nice so he gets a pass.

Diavolo: “Dia thinks I am the best person in this world.” OMG, finally a fave who actively likes me!

Solomon: “Solomon thinks I always look like an alien when I walk around.” No comment 😒

Simeon: “Simeon thinks I am the best of the bunch because I have no idea how to play football.” Uhhhh…idk what to say to this one. Play ball, ig 🧢⚾️🏟️

Luke: “Luke thinks I am a little more of an artist than I really am.” Awwwe, luke believes in me 🥹

Mephistopheles: “Mephisto thinks I am not the only man in the room that is not in a position where he is being treated like an ordinary person.” Again, what does this mean

-🌚

Why do I get the feeling mine are gonna be stupid or honry 💀

Lucifer: “Lucifer thinks I am a good boy 👦” wrong gender but alright-

Mammon: “Mammon thinks I am so happy to have a new friend.” He’s not wrong lol I love making new friends

Levi: “Levi thinks I am well aware that it was okay and it wasn’t okay to be here too long as it wasn’t me.” What??-

Satan: “Satan thinks I am greatly confused by my work and my thoughts and I will feel better now because of my heart.” True I am always confused-

Asmo: “Asmo thinks I am the queen of the world too much to use for me too and it’s okay 👍” I keep getting emoji’s 😭

Beel: “Beel thinks I am amazing and I’m not going on this time anymore and I’m just tired lol” 💀 ouch-

Belphie: “Belphie thinks I am a very cute person and cute girl and she is always welcome to come over and kiss.” clingy much Belphie? Tho that’s adorable XD

Barbatos: “Barbatos thinks I am so happy to have a new one here and it is a great opportunity for him and me too talk about it and the kids.” What kids??-

Diavolo: “Diavolo thinks I am cuter than ever and it’s sweet of me and my eyes are always alive too and I’m so happy for you 🥹” shkshauwhahabwv somebody come get this man-

Solomon: “Solomon thinks I am ish and my eyes hurt me and I don’t know why they have to keep me laughing at them and I’m trying not too much for me.” Ish?? I am ish? 💀

Simeon: “Simeon thinks I am amazing and I’m so cute and adorable and cute and I always love her ❤️”okay I’m stopping nothing can top this one 💚

[jenevawashere]

Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

🎱 ⇢ post your AO3 total stats: how about no

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction?  I wanted Wanda Maximoff in the X-men movies. I had a vision for it and I might revisit it someday...

🌵 ⇢ share the link to a playlist you love: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6mwovYLQUxzDlP3bR1L5GS?si=baa885e9c42c4fc9

🕯️ ⇢ on a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy editing? why is that? seven. It has become more enjoyably as my writing style has changed. I edit as I go because I write in chunks, then go back and edit when I hit a metaphorical wall.

🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis: ok! good luck decoding this shit: 📍🛑🔩👁️🍫

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help? none of them are on here that I know of but Q and S. Maybe G depending on who...

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love: I have a whole list. So instead, here's a shit ton of my bookmarks. https://archiveofourown.org/users/FriendofthePhoenix1234/bookmarks

💌 ⇢ how many unread emails do you have right now?  5 in the main

🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis: How do you tag on here? Seriously, not a joke I have yet to learn that skill.

🐇 ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both? Original or existing characters.

🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before: I'm allergic to watermelon. No idea how the fuck that is possible but it happens.

🎲 ⇢ what stops you from writing more in your free time? Short answer? Life. Long answer? Also life. And procrastination.

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favorite ships or pairings: uhhhhhhhhh NEXT!

🧸 ⇢ what's the fastest way to become your mutual? shit if I know. Just hang out and say hi every once in a while. If we share fandoms, then cool! *shrugs in idk*

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now: finally having a job, a few projects to switch through, and my cat.

📚 ⇢ what's the last thing you wrote down in your notes app? fic notes. See previous wip related question to try and figure that out

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character: I'm gonna have to come back to this one. Brain overloaded when this question came up

🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project? recently? (more on a personal level in terms of weirdness) a bunch of information on science related topics. I was the arts kid in a stem class so you can imagine how weird searching for that stuff is.

🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on: "Be the kool aid man."

❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best? My doctor who fics and literally anyone else that isn't me and has a much better understanding of the whoniverse.

🌿 ⇢ give some advice on writer's block and low creativity: there's no advice from me. It happens, sometimes for months on end and it sucks.

🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh: Oh boy! We have another list! "Burn it. Burn the jacket." "A fire? At the sea parks?!" "Hamburger (the H is silent in this context)" "Surprise harmonica" and I'm going to stop listing things now...

🏜️ ⇢ what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work? ANY! Seriously, even if it's a single emoji, please say something. Kudos can only do so much, and that's assuming I count them.

🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate: I just spent a good five minutes trying to remember what character I hate. I think I've blocked them out in all honesty.

🥝 ⇢ do you lie a lot? what's the most recent lie you told? I have the memory of a goldfish, you expect me to remember that?

🦋 ⇢ share something that has been on your heart and mind lately: I hate Hate HATE gathering basting stitches SO MUCH 

🦴 ⇢ is there a piece of media that inspires your writing? Music.

🍅 ⇢ give yourself some constructive criticism on your own writing: what you think is bad, someone else will think is good. What you think is good, someone else will think is bad.

🐚 ⇢ do you like or dislike surprises? depends on a lot of factors here. Need more specifics.

🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here: *panics* Have 58 instead! *awkward jazz hands*

Lars had forgotten his keys at work. He had made it all the way to the door before he realized he couldn’t get into his flat - apartment according to Americans. He still called it the “wrong thing,” no matter how many times he was corrected. 

���Of fucking course.” He rolled his eyes as his shoulders slumped in defeat.

☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username? X-men fan. Jean Grey is a favorite. That's where all the Phoenix stuff in my original username came from. The one on here is a pseudonym.

🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them: I ask again. HOW DOES ONE TAG?

🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them: Cat and no. You don't deserve picture of my baby floof.

🎨 ⇢ link your favourite piece of fanart and explain why you like it: ...am I allowed to say a whole book? If yes, then the Scarland Art Book that was literally just announced.

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately? Stuff I don't like.

[unhingedhearties]

Rage Over A Wrap Photo: Part 1 (Instagram)

Because of the actor's strike, none of the cast were able to promote or talk about Season 10 while it aired. The strike and Season 10 also happened while they were filming Season 11 and it looks like the strike ended just as they were finishing Season 11. The lead actor, Erin Krakow, posted this photo celebrating Season 11’s wrap and based on how some people reacted, you’d think she’d bombed a small country.

Someone is happy and we can't have that.

Another fan is happy. amintermimi loves using the vomiting emoji on all of Erin’s posts.

When Calls The Heart actor Kevin McGarry makes a light-hearted comment. These people can’t distinguish the actors from the characters they play. Kevin isn’t friends with Lucas because Lucas doesn’t exist.

Someone's grandma picks a fight with a calm and kind fan while people psychoanalyze Chris's interviews to tell us what he really feels.

I had to cut this down because it just kept going on and on. Someone's angry grandma returns to argue on another fan’s happy post. Some rational people post, but it’s ultimately a waste.

WAAAAAAH! Here comes a barrage of people declaring that Erin’s photo is “insensitive”, “salt in the wound”, “a slap in the face” and was intentionally uploaded to cause malicious harm to Lucabeth fans. You’ll also see the phrase “emotional cheating”. They LOVE using that phrase. Another thing you’ll notice are these good, Christian fans talking about the show’s Christian values, crying about how the show supposedly lost them, but then they’ll turn around and use disgusting, derogatory terms like “sloppy seconds”.

I had to group these together because there were so many of them.

Some people would suggest that Erin only posted this photo to celebrate the end of filming Season 11 and picked something innocuous like a photo of the ground probably so that nothing was spoiled. Those people are liars. Clearly what happened was Erin stayed up late, rubbing her hands evilly over which photo to use to stab the hearts of 50 year old women who watch her TV show. And what better photo to literally murder their hearts with than… a photo of some shoes. 

Diabolic.

It’s getting salty in here. A bunch of people who’ve probably never written anything outside of an Instagram post argue about canon.

WHERE’S YOUR COMPASSION!? Someone tries to kindly and gently get the poster to calm down. The kindness is wasted.

Fellow actor Pascal Hutton appears. I sure hope the fans aren't rude to her. Angry grandma shows up again and uses an argument these people love using because they think they’re smart. “My opinion matters!” “My opinion is just as important as yours” “I HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH!” and other variations.

A very mentally healthy response. Someone get angry grandma into a rest home.

More complaining about how the photo is insensitive. This time an appropriate response is given.

Mark your bingo cards! Emotional cheating comes up again.

THE “T” STANDS FOR TRAITOR. People applaud themselves for their witty observation. A fight breaks out about who’s side of the fandom is bigger.

I really should make a bingo card for these butt-hurt fan’s posts. Another thing they think is brilliant is saying “THIS SHOW SHOULD NOW BE CALLED ‘WHEN CALLS THE *insert some dumb play on words or whatever random phrase they think is clever*’”.

Some fans having fun with Erin. We can’t have that. If you were to ask them what “morals” her character/herself (most of them can’t tell the difference anyway) lost, they’d probably loop back around to the “emotional cheating” argument and use that as a justification for hurling insults at her.

Cool misogyny bro! Also, nice grasp of the English language.

She didn’t cut and paste the same response over and over, she actually typed it out each time. Somewhere there’s a child wishing to spend time with her mother, but mommy’s too busy spamming an actor’s Instagram account because her favorite TV show didn’t turn out the way she wanted :(

What the hell are you on about?

Hey, it’s unhinged Liz! This is the same person as Heartie23/HeartieETLB in my previous post. The one who keeps using slurs against the showrunner. Here she’s screaming for Erin, a person she seems to both worship as a goddess while also calling her evil, godless and bound for hell, to acknowledge her. Liz loves making up things in her head with no evidence and then believing it’s real, such as believing that Erin and Chris don’t want to work together anymore.

Yes, brilliant idea. Erin should have posted all her behind the scenes content before the season started and before the strike that no one knew for sure was going to happen or how long it would be, probably spoiling a bunch of stuff, because…??? And despite these deranged fans screeching at Erin, she’s been posting behind the scenes stuff on her account.

“Everyone hates her & what she’s done” FFS. These people need to be committed.

Part 2 coming soon. It'll be all the Twitter responses to this photo.

[loveydoveylex]

7, 8, and 9 for Rayman?

hi nightmares!! thank you for sending in an ask! hope your week has been well!

7: What’s their signature thing they like to do when annoying you? Putting their cold hands on your skin? Poking you right in your ticklish areas?

okay, I know I mentioned in my last post that I headcanon he's very warm and radiates a lot of body heat, but for this one single instance I'll disregard that because I LOVE the idea of him being a bit of an asshole and putting his cold hands right on my skin LMAO. that is such a thing he would do to annoy me. one of the few times he'll actually take off his gloves, and it's to jumpscare me like that PFFFT

I also really like the idea that he loves messing with my self insert's antennae and tail which would both be amusing to watch while also being just ever so slightly irritating 🤣 as long as he stays away from the actual star at the end of the tail - he learned the hard way that holy sweet jesus that thing BURNS. so, he ends up mostly opting for the antennae... he will occasionally poke em around and pretend they're bunny ears LMAO. my s/i secretly also finds this funny and adorable, but shhhh

8: What do they usually do to take care of you when you’re ill, and vice versa? (More importantly, do they burn the soup?)

ironically, while he's not normally super overprotective, once I'm sick, that flies out the window and it becomes his life mission to take care of me. he will practically stay glued next to me while I recover. ANYTHING I want, he will get for me. it's very sweet, but also a bit overbearing... he does eventually learn to give me a bit of space 😅

and of course, he'll make soup for me, and I headcanon him to be a very good cook (who's just... too lazy to really put that skill to use), so no burnt soup here!

9: What texts or phonecalls do you expect from them during the day? What do you text them during the day?

I'm not sure technology like mobile phones would be as widespread in the glade of dreams (though I'm not denying their existence, we have seen rayman using phones LOL)...

...but I would imagine that we'd never quite be far apart enough to feel the need to call or text eachother very often, heh! and even if we did, I feel like rayman is the type of mf who never checks his phone HAHAH

I like to imagine, though, that in texting, rayman prefers using emojis to communicate over typing out a bunch of messages. he thinks they're just handy dandy. so he will often just react to my messages with smileys and heart emojis hah. it's cute :')

[genericmain]

Self shipping tags because I said so

These are my ships on my blog, and what the emojis mean.

Songbirds //🐻‍❄️🎸🧡

Xinyan x Blogger not a S/I. Very recent but I've honestly started viewing her like I would an IRL partner.. So I'm a bit iffy on sharing. I could talk about her or with her for hours though. Song bird is a favorite nickname of mine, that no one's ever used. If Xinyan and I formed a band, we'd be the song birds!

Volcanic storm// 🐰🕸❤️ - Arlecchino × S/I or me

I'm not quite sure what their dynamic is, but our dynamic is complex. I think Arle is a romantic F/O but it's honest to god hard to tell at this point. Volcanic storm just feels like the right name for us, idk. She's recently become my main F/O - Can't really explain she just is.

Thunderstorms // 🐰⚓️🖤 - Beidou × S/I

Self insert is an anemo bunny character (similar to the yokai and adepti in game, but from a family similar to Diona's where they just have those traits and no one really knows why. That's what spurred an interest in being a librarian. Lisa suggested they travel to gain more knowledge, and thus the travelling librarian was born.) Their element might change, but their home city won't! They're from mondstat! S/I uses he/him strictly in the way Arle uses Father.

Best Bros // 🐰🐮🤟 - Itto × S/I

This is a purely platonic ship, with Itto taking on a big brother role. I don't think it needs more explanation than that, honestly. Just best bros! Itto doesn't 100% get the pronoun thing but he does his best anyways. Itto is as he would be in canon, so he uses He/Him.

Night Skies // 🐻‍❄️⭐️💙 - H X me (not S/I)

H is a fictional other created by me explicitly to ship with, because there's been overlap with fictives & fictional others in the past - This is also my only non-sharing F/O as I created her - So I don't want to give too many details about her. Night skies is kind of an inside joke for us. H uses she/her pronouns.

The unknown // 🐻‍❄️🔮❤️‍🩹 - Asra × Me

Asra started off as my first F/O and became a fictive back in 2020. They've been here a long time, and are canon deviant. Asra uses he/they pronouns, and still practices magic, but they can be extremely protective. Sometimes to a fault, so we agreed that the ❤️‍🩹 heart fit best. We've been through a lot, but they're still here. They're also my only queerplatonic partner in the bunch! Our relationship can only really be defined by us, and it's unique from the others in a way that's difficult to explain. The unknown is the name we picked because our magic is so unpredictable and we can't know what our future holds.

Rare pairs - The ones I don't see as often

Snowstorm // 🐰❄️🩵 - Kaeya × S/I or me

This one is hard to define because it's kinda situationship-y. Snowstorm stems from the anemo thing and Kaeya being Cryo. He's semi canon, with the only change being that he's nonbinary // genderqueer if that makes sense? Unclear if he is or isn't a fictive at this time.

Royaltea // 🐻‍❄️☕️💜 - Nadia × S/I

Nadia from the Arcana × S/I for the arcana. They get up to a lot of mischief and I just think it fits. No real name system for the arcana.

Gingerly // 🐻‍❄️🐱🧡 - Portia × S/I or me

Gonna be real haven't had very many chances to explore this for a variety of reasons, but Gingerly is in reference to this being one of the gentlest most comfort self ships I have, and also to both of us being gingers. Portia is again from the Arcana but I kinda felt like I couldn't selfship with her for a long long time, and I want to reopen that idea and kinda confront it head on. Not sure what we are, but she deserves her own tag.

Hexedtech // 🐻‍❄️🦈🌸 - Jinx × Vi × Me

Familial ship. Our family is a little messed up, sure, but we look out for one another and they're actually very supportive. They might have a strained relationship, but ours are decent enough that they get along for me. They both help in different ways. Didn't realize I was adopting these two as family until I started season two, and went oop. I kinda forgot sorry, sisters. She/her for Jinx, He/They for Vi because they don't vibe with she/her. Jinx doesn't really care, but most people just use she/her.

I'll do my best to update!

[thameena-mga2024mi4016]

Learning Outcomes

Sound editing :

I got to navigate Adobe Premiere Pro more comfortably. I have a basic idea of which tool does what like how to lower the tone of a voice, keyboard shortcuts, and knowing how to avoid issues that may come up while exporting and saving. Example : when creating a new project, the location/folder we choose is where the Premiere Pro file saves into. So if you want to be able to find the autosave files and the premiere file in order to continue editing where you left off have to be mindful of where we save. The location we choose when exporting the file in whichever format we need is also important. If we forget to specify the folder it's hard to find it especially when in a hurry..... (totally not speaking from experience here).

My experience with Adobe Audition was messy. Like I've mentioned before, the effects I want to apply to just one clip keeps getting applied to all the clips. It took me a few attempts to realize this. I did not have time to check for any tutorials either. Anyways I prefer to learn on my own since my actions autosave into my brain when compared to following a tutorial where I have to manually save the info to my brain.

Observation :

Learning how sounds are connected to visuals and how much attention we should give to the soundtrack of any media. Learnt how to focus on sound design rather than moving images as we usually do. For example I realize that the podcast module from semester one has taught me how important sound is and how much of an impact it has on the audience. I should be able to imagine the visuals from just the audio if I edit it right and find the right audios.

Final thoughts :

I know I still have a lot to learn and improve but hopefully I have some sort of progress in comparison to the first semester. I feel more comfortable with using Adobe software when during the first semester we were inclined to keep using Capcut.

I didn't know what the word "foley" was before but now I know and I can add the word to my "Animation Industry" vocabulary. I have seen videos of sound designers from disney adding life to the visuals from a bunch of simple tools like sticks and drums but I didn't realize how hard it is to record.

I had fun recording all the audios (idk how to put emojis on laptop so -insert LOL emoji- ). We were all laughing while recording the screaming parts. Good thing we used the 13th floor. Last time we screamed inside the bathroom area and gave everyone a heart attack.

I also learnt how to not be stuck in one place trying to perfect one thing and move on. Come back and work on it only if I have time. This applies to all the modules.

DONE

Final Presentation :

[alyosiuscreightonward]

Dear Diary.

For some bizarre reason I joined this group on the book of faces because it has a bunch of old gay folks who actually remember the late ‘70s and early’80s. For those who don’t know, running wild in them there streets. We all most likely had attend The Church of The Poisoned Mind. “Momma! Did you see him?! Down on his knees!!”

Anyway I was going about my business and then I saw a notification. I clicked on it. Ugh.

Of course it had to do with hooking up with a stranger. Then someone said, “I think the most important thing that we need is to be cared about.”

No shit, Sherlock. Didn’t Dr Joyce Brothers say that on TV once upon a time? Bitch, please. Yeah we all fucking want and need to be cared about Howsomever, do you think about yourself or just wanting something of someone else to care about you and your feelings?

Again, insert face palm emoji here. I’m sorry did I roll my eyes out loud?

Finding the person who has nothing to actually gain from this relationship, that would be a great. For someone to actually care about you, do you reciprocate in kind? Do you put in the work to make a friendship work?

Well here’s a hint: the band is known as The Moments and their one hit wonder is called, “Love on a Two Way Street.” They were simply telling us that love is a game of give and take but give selflessly and expect little or nothing in return.

I have friends from 2nd grade and others with whom I used to work with and we’re still friends because we put in the work. A text. A phone call or even an acknowledgment on social media.

The difference between those people and my people, is are they friends for the road or are they friends of the heart?

I’ve given up a lot of friends because they were more acquaintances than friends. I kept up for a while and then eventually I gave up and moved on. The same goes for your actual family.

I’m still going through some shit but I’m still learning how to take care of myself as I continue to do the work, I find myself doing better with my friends but I still keep my family at arms length and I make sure I don’t tell them everything about myself. “Yo, blank. It’s nacho bizness. Step.”

I’m not gonna tell them I’ve had a another breakdown of sorts. Why should I? They’ve got their shit to deal with and I’m not included. So, I may end up distancing myself from them all but I’m certainly going to give them my best Meryl Streep and make them believe that I care. Little do they know, I could not care any less than I already don’t.

Care about your own self first and foremost then we can talk about how to bring actual people into your life who you can trust and call your friend.

However I’ve been wrong before.

[evilbound-remade]

🎁 WHATS UP

listen. iloveyou. i rlly do. you’re like. one of my favorite blogs and you seem so funny and so nICE and you love swanqueen so im just like. [insert plankton giving away his whole ass heart meme here] getting angry over the bechloe shit with you was the best thing to ever happen binch.. pls know if you ever need to get angry over something u can always come to me and i will happily yell with you hold m hands (p.s. i hope youre having the best time okay happy holidays you angel!!!!!) 

mutuals send me a ‘🎁’ and i’ll give you a compliment!

[newcresting]

I just wanted to tell you that I really appreciate your stories and have since generation 1 of your legacy. I understand why working so hard for hardly any response would make you want to stop, but at least know that seeing your new posts always brightens my day! 💗

thank you so much, love <3 that really means a lot

[suitstole-blog]

@lahers is my only true friend

[coldplayaoi]

327

ooo one of the first fob blogs that’s always online when i’m on so i just kept rbing from you askldhlsk quality blog, quality friend. used to intimidate me (still do, just a little) always chuggin patrick comphet juice and rbing patrick pics so i have no choice but to chug it too

[lesbianjunimo]

That time you and your demon boyfriend went viral

hi yes hello obey me fandom!! my name is Gabbi and i have never played a single second of the actual game but i have read enough fanon content for the past year to have this idea swimming around in my head and now i am finally letting this accursed thing out of my brain and putting it in yours

also i’m only doing the brothers because any more than that and i’d have an aneurysm probably. oh and shoutout to @obeythebutler and @beels-burger-babe for inspiring me with their works to feel brave enough to write for this fandom

Lucifer:

You and Lucifer go viral on Asmo’s Devilgram story!

You’re in the kitchen helping Asmo with dinner duty and singing along to one of your playlists of human realm music that you like to show him.

Asmo starts filming your cute little dance while you stir the pot on the stove because you are just adorable!

About ten seconds into him filming, Lucifer appears in the doorway with quite the stern look on his face. You know, the one that comes right before a “MAMMOOOOOON” and strikes fear into the heart of all those with functioning eardrums. That one.

He opens his mouth, presumably to tell y’all to shut the fuck up, but then there’s a lull in the music and the eldest can hear your voice ever so slightly above the song’s vocalist and he freezes.

Man stops in his tracks like someone just smacked him in the face with a midair volleyball.

Asmo can be heard stifling a laugh behind his phone.

Lucifer’s face gets so soft and he almost, almost, loosens his metal-rod-through-the-ass posture before you notice him and give a little wave and ask if you and Asmo were being too loud like the considerate darling you are.

Lucifer clears and his throat and says something like, “No, you aren’t. I was just coming to check on how dinner is coming along,” and leaves, after which Asmo immediately presses the post button.

Screenshots of Lucifer’s heart eyes for you go absolutely viral because every demon on Devilgram goes absolutely feral for seeing the eldest demon brother lose his dignified composure. It becomes a meme template. “Get you someone who looks at you like Lucifer looks at MC” and “me at the delivery demon when he shows up with my spicy bat wings” posts become commonplace. (Asmo thinks the memes are totally worth getting strung up with Mammon for laughing at them.)

Mammon:

Much like Lucifer, you and Mammon end up going viral off Asmo’s Devilgram. (Noticing a pattern here?) 

He pulls a silly prank on your asses and honestly I don’t know how you fell for it. But hey, they say “idiots in love” for a reason, so...

You and Asmo are sitting in the common room of the House of Lamentation just chillin. Well, he’s chillin, you’re on the floor studying for an upcoming exam.

The video starts in the middle of a conversation you and the avatar of lust were having.

“No, Asmo,” you say. “Mammon and I don’t use pet names for each other.” Now that’s just a darn lie, and every demon and crow within ten miles of Mammon and you together knows it.

“Really? I find that very hard to believe, MC.~” 

You sigh in response to Asmo’s teasing. “Okay, he has a lot for me but I’m just not much of a pet name person, y’know?” The rest of the exchange goes like this:

“Oh, I totally get it.” *pause* “Hey MC, what do human world bees make again?”

“Honey.”

Cue a sheepish Mammon sticking his head in the doorway at the bluntness of your tone when you answered Asmo.

“Yeah, babe?” he looks like a puppy left on the side of a highway oh my god hUG HIM-

Asmo turns the camera back to his smug ass face and in the background you can be heard tripping on the damn carpet trying to get up and hug your mans. (”MAMMON GET OVER HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU” “W-WHAT? I THOUGHT YA WERE MAD AT ME?!?!?!?!”)

Leviathan:

Streamer Levi? Streamer Levi.

You guys go viral the first time you make an appearance on one of Levi’s weekly (insert cool Devildom streaming service name here) streams. 

It’s completely unintentional. You had been asking him for weeks to play with him on there, but he’s the avatar of envy after all. He doesn’t like sharing his partner, even if it’s with random strangers who have no real access to you.

However, he has his stream on a Thursday instead of a Friday one week, and you come into his room carrying dinner because 1) You didn’t realize he was streaming and 2) No matter what he was doing, the boy needed to eat. It wasn’t unusual for you to bring him dinner, so you had no idea why he was blushing and stammering even more than usual this time in particular. Boy was speaking in beached whale trying to tell you what was wrong.

Then you notice his screen. Oh! “Hi chat!” You wave, setting Levi’s food down on his desk in front of his keyboard. “M-MC!” He full-on whines, slamming a hand over his mouth afterwards when he remembers his viewers could hear that.

Honestly, they’d meme the fuck out of him if it weren’t for the fact that they are FINALLY SEEING HIS HENRY!!! THE MYSTERIOUS MC!!!

Chat is bombarding you with questions while you make Levi eat dinner. And by make him eat dinner, I mean literally feeding this man forkfuls/spoonfuls while he games because you love how flustered he gets when you do that. 

Does it impact his score? Absolutely. Does he care? Not really when you’re pampering him like that.

You start answering chat’s questions about you while he’s chewing so he can’t tell you to stop LMAO-

You’re a natural on stream. The VOD becomes the most popular on Levi’s account in a matter of hours and soon cute highlights compilations of you and him on that stream start making the rounds on Devildom Twitter.

Satan:

There was buildup to Satan going viral, similar to Levi in a way. 

Satan does have a Devilgram, but it’s basically a white woman’s Instagram with added book reviews for variety. Unless you’re a reader his account is pretty boring: candles, books, fireplaces, and cats.

However, after you two started reading together fairly often he began posting pictures of your legs draped over his while you sat together. They’d always be captioned with vague ass pretentious literary criticism. 

This goes on for months, and he gains a lot of (horny) followers after the leg pics start up. He doesn’t really get why but you both joke that it’s because you have some damn nice legs and I mean neither of you are complaining about the new following.

You two go viral when he finally shows your face, entirely by accident.

The post is a video, which is already strange for him and grabs attention. In it, you’re scoffing and reading an excerpt of a book, mocking its understanding of female anatomy.

“I’m quoting here, Satan: ‘her breasts bouncing around like giant pacmen.’ I’M SORRY?? THAT ISN’T HOW BOOBS WORK SIR. WHY ARE MEN ALLOWED TO WRITE?” 

(fun fact that is a very real quote from a very real book I really read last month pls save me)

Originally the camera is focused on your body, with your head out of frame to protect your privacy, but your righteous anger made Satan laugh. Like, a real laugh. The one that makes you and everyone in earshot wonder if he truly was never an angel cause he sure as hell laughs like one but anyway-

When he threw his head back, his DDD angled up just a tad without him noticing, and your face was in view for like .2 seconds. Screenshots of it are making the rounds on Devilgram almost immediately: FINALLY THE LEGS’ OWNER HAS BEEN FOUND.

Satan apologizes profusely but you honestly find it funny and you two opt to just start taking selfies while reading with both of your faces in them from now on. 

Asmodeus:

I’m gonna be real with you: you and Asmo go viral all the time. Pretty much everything Asmo posts can be considered viral because of his social media following and his status as one of the seven avatars of sin.

However, there are some fairly cute highlights to be pointed out among the times you were both featured in a post that blew up.

Your favorite is probably that time Asmo livestreamed on of you guys’ ‘Nail Nites,’ as you call them.

You’re both on the floor, doing your nails and kicking your feet back and forth while talking to chat. A lot of the questions are about your relationship, and there’s a lot of flirting back and forth between the two of you.

A particular clip of the stream does blow the fuck up on Devilgram, though, when someone screen records it and posts it with a bunch of heart emojis edited over it.

“’What colors do you think best describe each other?’ Ooo, that’s a good one, chat!” Asmo claps his hands together excitedly, making sure to be  careful of his nails.

Pretty much everyone expected you to say pink, but you surprised both your boyfriend and your viewers when, after a pensive few moments, you replied with “Hmm...probably yellow or orange.”

“Can I ask why, darling?” Asmo tilts his head in confusion. I mean, yeah, those colors look good on him, but he doesn’t wear them often so he’s wondering about your thought process. 

“Well, in the human world those colors often represent happiness, optimism, and positivity. You’re always the cheerful presence I need in my life when things get hard, so you have the vibe of those colors.”

Asmo proceeds to burst into tears and hug you, messing up both of your nails and prolonging the stream since you both have to start over. But neither of you particularly care. 

Fun fact: Asmo has the clip that demon made of that portion of the stream saved on his DDD and watches it whenever he feels sad.

Beelzebub:

Beel and you probably go the most viral out of everybody. Like this moment is an entire phenomenon across the Devildom internet. 

It’s a video, or well, multiple videos, taken at the end of a Fangol game that Beel’s team had just won. Everyone is cheering and going crazy, yourself included, and you just really wanted to congratulate your boyfriend.

So, like the rational person you are, you elect to climb up onto the railing of the bleachers and wave to get his attention. 

You were absolutely fine up there, and sat all comfortably motioning Beel over to you. He notices, of course, and jogs over, standing right beneath you and looking up. (Back where you were sitting, Mammon is screeching like a hyena in heat and Belphie, who is laying down, has one eye open to glare at him. The youngest knows Beel would never let you hurt yourself; you’re fine.)

A bunch of assorted demons at the game has started filming while you were sat atop the railing since you were rather noticeable. Therefore, there’s a shit ton of different angles of the adorable events that follow:

You slide off the railing, landing right in Beel’s waiting arms bridal style. You’ve got this brilliant smile on your face as you pull his helmet off. None of the DDDs filming can hear it over the crowd noise, but Beel asks you why you just went through all that trouble and you tell him it’s because you wanted to tell him how proud you are.

Soft boy’s chest puffs up and he smiles this big cheesy smile at you reach up to run a hand through his hair. You feel him practically purr at the contact, and with a laugh you pull him in and plant a big ole smooch on him.

The crowd, at least those of them that can see, scream. Everyone is running high on adrenaline and happy emotions; something that cute causes a ruckus!! When you pull away Beel proceeds to put you on his shoulders and you celebrate with him and the rest of his team.

The videos of you two being adorable go completely viral and there are some threads dedicated to stockpiling every single angle taken of the event. Beel is completely oblivious to the attention but you have a lot of them saved on your DDD.

Belphegor:

If you think Belphegor has any sort of social media presence whatsoever then you are sorely mistaken. (Well okay he actually does run some anonymous troll accounts to meme on Lucifer’s posts but that’s neither here nor there-)

Therefore, naturally, you two go viral off of Asmo’s Devilgram. 

Okay so someone in the obey me tag the other say headcanoned that Belphie will go out of his way to nap in ridiculous places and my brain really took that and RAN WITH IT.

So what happens is that Belphie will fall asleep in the fucking weirdest places. I’m talking on top of the fridge, underneath the dinner table, on top of bookshelves...you name it, he has slept there, no matter the effort it takes to get there in the first place. 

And, ever since you two started dating, you would join him. Sometimes it involved putting yourself at risk of great bodily harm, but the little smile he gave when you he saw you fucking scaling the countertop to reach him made it worth it.

So anyway, since Beel adores the both of you to no end, he takes pictures whenever he sees you two napping together, whether or not it is in a crazy place. He sends these to the family group chat because he thinks they’re adorable.

Over a span of weeks to months, Asmo has built up a stock of images of you and Belphie cuddles up in seemingly impossible places. Once he has about ten or so, he posts a compilation of them to his Devilgram with some cheesy ass caption like “The things we do for love <3″.

They become a meme SO QUICKLY. Like UNBELIEVABLY quickly. 

The picture of you and Belphie sleeping on top of a bookshelf, in particular, is a big hit. Memes abound.

“If my girl doesn’t climb up a bookshelf to cuddle my ass, she don’t love me.” “Get yourself a partner who scales bookshelves just to be with your ass.” Etc etc...Belphie doesn’t give a shit but you laugh at a lot of them so he sees that as a good outcome.