#insane week
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he1chouarts · 9 days ago
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not enough Astarion on feed
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wingslikeiicarus · 5 months ago
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doing a double take of the photos of them together like
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jainkoa · 2 months ago
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Wasn’t expecting to find out that Liam Payne died tragically and also find out that he was a shitty person towards his ex girlfriend at the same time
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inbabylontheywept · 5 months ago
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
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almondpiglet · 4 months ago
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ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!
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idlestories · 1 year ago
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me every single time i’m on the edge of going fully insane about a new fandom: haha what if i just checked ao3. just for fun. just to see what there is. i won’t save anything or get in too deep i’ll just do some recon. i’ll just go see. for fun
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unnamed-atlas · 5 months ago
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Been noticing some strange weather patterns on the hc server lately?
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daeyumi · 7 months ago
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made a fake boxart for my zelda au 🌟💫
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fraseris · 1 month ago
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i don't pay attention to youtuber beef but everybody invested in the tommyinnit logan paul drama NEEDS to watch the time that tommy was on logan paul's podcast in 2021 and spent the entire time making jokes with barely disguised disdain for him
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scarybabe · 14 days ago
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sometimes the ass really is too fat.. 😮‍💨 with all my glute focused lift sessions it’s not getting any smaller either!
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polin-erospsyche · 7 months ago
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I love the difference between Pen and Colin. She’s loved him for years, silently but unwavering. While he’s just come to the realisation that somewhere along the line he’s fallen completely head over heels for her and he is UNHINGED about it. All I’m saying is Colin wouldn’t last a minute in the asylum where they raised her.
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philsmeatylegss · 4 months ago
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If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.
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th3e-m4ng0 · 6 months ago
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complementaryhalves · 9 days ago
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get yourself a driver duo that can do both
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livsmessydoodles · 7 months ago
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still a menace
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Brennan is just fucking with us at this point because what do you mean in the the span of less than twenty minutes he both made the conscious decision to have Evan snuggle with Sam (and thus that ENTIRE scene) and then also dropped the line "There are things that are so worth protecting that they are worth killing for." I know he knows DAMN WELL
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