#insane swifties

[shitswiftiessay]

anyway, someone needs to check on swifties (preferably a doctor or mental health professional) because they are most definitely NOT ok.

and also… when will they realize that NO ONE outside of the united states gives a fuck about the super bowl? he didn’t even win it. his TEAMMATES did.

[lonelystarbuckslover13]

She was the first woman to win aoty twice, then the first woman to win it 3 times, and now she’s the first PERSON to win it 4 times. She literally just makes history over and over and over

[thekidsfromyestergay]

You don't even understand ok the chorus of maya the psychic is in a 3 bar loop instead of a standard 4 bar loop to give it a slight offset feeling and the final chorus stacks two parts on top of each other while the guitar falls into screeching chaos and it all combines to emulate the experience of actually hearing voices while still keeping to a beat in a way that makes it into "the good kind of noise"

[evermoredeluxe]

im so scared of her

[tuttle-did-it]

[1989deluxealbum]

"but you told lucy you'd kill yourself if i ever leave and i had said that to jack about you so i felt seen everyone we know understands why it's meant to be cause we're crazy" is an actually insane set of lyrics like

[titsthedamnseason]

a new taylor album feels so fake. i am in no way prepared for this

[jennfercheck]

sometimes i think about how crazy it is that people on the internet (sw*fties) bullied olivia rodrigo (a 17/18 yr old at the time) into giving song credits to taylor and paramore for writing music that was inspired by them as if that’s not what art is at its core… all art is inspired by other art!!! you cannot find “originality” in art because it is almost always an amalgamation of other styles that the artist was so moved by that they had to create their own. but god forbid a young girl emulate a sound she grew up listening to

[dancefloors]

it's so funny how people were shitting on you for saying the album was going to be about matty and it turns out you were right lmfao, how does it feel to be vindicated like this?

don't worry im being as annoying as possible about it. like I predicted this literally down to the fact that she reconnected w him / was emotionally cheating in 2022 and left Joe for him just to get ghosted by him and that he was the tortured poet in question. they hated jesus bc he spoke the truth

[agirlwiththoughtsandnegativity]

accidentally went on the “anti taylor swift” tag and holy shit maybe it is possible for some people to have never gone outside.

[yeehawbiatch]

the 1989 (taylor's version) vault solving is so chaotic to make up for the fact that speak now (taylor's version) didn't get one and this is a scientific fact

[shitswiftiessay]

a swiftie has made an edit depicting sabrina carpenter as the DAUGHTER of taylor and travis

i’ve made previous posts talking about swifties’ obsession with sabrina being taylor’s “daughter”

but this shit.. is just next level creepy.

[meilas]

defendingtswft is back again while you're at it, block taylorswiftdefense and taylorswiftdefensesquad

[joejhang]

every time i listen to fortnight (feat. post malone) i think of kevjean and it isn't healthy.

[yantao-enthusiast]

i really gotta laugh when people make fun of the “asylum where they raised me” line in waolom bc “she grew up in a nice house” and “is a billionaire” bc. in this very same song she talks about levitating down your street and being in a circus life. since y’all disregard metaphors how about we analyze the entire song, huh! and while we’re at it, let’s look at her song no body no crime, shall we? we might as well draw the warrant now! because obviously taylor is being literal, right!

[bugwolfsstuff]

I think we should get Trump to talk shit about Taylor Swift

Because honestly I have more faith in the Swifties actually shooting him than the rest of ye