#like it’s absolutely insane to witness
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She was the first woman to win aoty twice, then the first woman to win it 3 times, and now she’s the first PERSON to win it 4 times. She literally just makes history over and over and over
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Everything is binghe. Even the air
The air is Binghe.
The clouds are Binghe.
The grass is Binghe.
Breathe it all in.
Fill your lungs with Binghe.
Fill your veins with Binghe.
Spleen, kidneys, liver, lungs.
All are Binghe.
Everything is Binghe.
You are Binghe.
#mushyrt#asks#svsss#tw: body horror#svsss shitpost#my tumblr must look absolutely psychotic right now#RIP to all the new SVSSS fans coming in#and witnessing the absolute sh*tstorm#I’ve accidentally started#I feel like I’m limit testing this fandom 😭😭😭#how many people have blocked me now LMAO#AND IT somehow has a thread of reasoning???#that’s what’s more insane
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Idk I just think we're all collectively too calm about the fact that after Bruce found Dick, Jason, and Damian hanging, he put all of them in stasis pods in the Fortress of Solitude and asked Clark to keep them safe for 4 days. Like hello. He was not taking any risks by asking one of the most powerful people he knows to watch his kids in the middle of nowhere far, faaar away from Bane.
#he's so insane?? but honestly i don't really blame him bc i can only imagine how traumatizing it is to walk in on a scene like that#like that is an absolutely horrific thing to have to witness Especially when it's your kids#Bruce Wayne#Dick Grayson#Jason Todd#Damian Wayne#Batman 16#Batman 17
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Considering that all shadow or dark related creatures in the legend of Zelda have a high sensitivity for light
It would be funny if they had an instinctive reaction to light
After all darkness is always trying to suppress the light
And does so regardless of choice
If a candle is in a really dark place the light will be nonexistent because of how harsh the darkness swallows it
Here is a very poor artist rendition of my thoughts
(One of the colors is using a mirror probably Blue because shadow goes crazy when he sees light sources)
It would be hilarious if shadow would try to attack light just because he’s a shadow
Like a literal cat whose hunting instincts get triggered if you play with it
I mean he already is cat coded as hell
#four swords#four swords adventures#linked universe#lu shadow#lu blue#shadow is a black void cat#he would go absolutely insane if someone used a laser pointer on him#lu four#artists on tumblr#am i allowed to say this#even#this art is shit and I probably should not force people to witness it#but#have fun#anyway#if you want#shit post#I am starting to feel like I am insulting artists with this post#I have no art skills whatsoever#Shadow looks like he got microwaved over seven times#i am so sorry#about this specifically
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Jon - "Well, let me know if you see any good cows-"
Martin - "Obviously I'm going to tell you if I see any good cows"
[Ep 160: The Eye Opens, ~7:55]
I don't recall if I've posted much Magnus Archive content here but <3 I do enjoy it like a dessert sometimes. Anyways I'm obsessed w their dynamic this was so married of the two SKNFSNFN
#the magnus archives#tma#tma quotes#jon and martin#jon the archivist#martin tma#martin the magnus archives#tma podcast#dee speaks#the lengths ive gone to get zero spoilers... insane#i have every tma tag BLOCKED on all my social medias LMAO#the only things i knew beforehand:#jon and martin get together rlly rlly late in the series#and Not Sarah(sara?) was. yk. Not Her.#and im so sad i got the not sarah one spoiled CUZ I LISTENED TO THE FUCKIN TRAILER FOR THAT SEASON#AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE '[actress name] who voices Not Sarah'#and i was like FUCK. SHIT. NOW I KNOW SMTHS WRONG WIT HER#but anyways its ok its ok we all good we all good#its so hard to doodle for this fandom cuz its a fkcin PODCAST and i have no ability to Visualize People#fun fact im lowkey faceblind so that absolutely does not help when i think of jon n martin n whatnot#when im done w this damn podcast you bet your ASS ill be reblogginf ALL OF THE SHIT and drawing EVERYONE#The White Vault and The Magnus Archives have that Weird Suspense thing going and im down bad for it fr#edit: SASHA NOT SARAH IM DUMB SRRY LMAO
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Also, I'm surprised that so many are surprised by Louis' hurtful remarks about Alice to Daniel.. seeing many people are in awe at how ruthless he is, but Louis has never been this sweet little innocent guy.. like are we all watching the same show?
Lestat was initially drawn to Louis when he saw him pull a knife out on his own brother. He was an alcoholic pimp who boo-hoo'ed about his terrible life to a priest, and spoke on how much he regretted putting young girls on the streets while knowingly ignoring their cries, only to marry a rich white man who promised him he could leave his life behind only for Louis to.. want to expand his pimping business and be the dominate one in the industry/area.
I think being able to see Louis be depressed and lonely, struggle with his sexuality, beef with his family, and be overly righteous about not drinking from humans regardless of the circumstances, made people forget the other side to him.
I don't think Louis attracts violence (re: his relationships with Lestat and Armand). I think Louis is equally violent, just in a way that materializes differently.
#Louis de Pointe du Lac#IWTV#Louis also constantly witnesses the people closest to him being insanely violent and does absolutely nothing about it#I think he wants to gaf and pretends at times like he does but he don't#I love Louis to death and I genuinely want to see him win but he is so... he is still stuck in his human form I think#He is still trying to be someone he is not and wearing all these different hats#I wish Louis had truly taken Lestat on his offer to just be himself and exist with him and have fun#And obviously it's easier said then done because he had some much trauma and so much guilt#And Lestat is not one for patience..#And while I hope Louis is happy now I know there is is a 50 year old book somewhere that says otherwise#Going through the motions is not true happiness#Idk lmao
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The best part of witnessing godawful games w others is getting to laugh and be haters together. The worst part is the godawful games.
#pj talks#was in a vc w friends witnessing. an absolute train wreck of a game that going thru some insane drama rn#it was very fun but the game we were playing was like. awful#truly truly awful
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Finished reading the Trigun manga. I feel like some one tied me up and hung me off a cliff before just straight up leaving before i could even process what was happening
#trigun#crying and pulling my hair out#maybe ive been numbed by tristamp but the manga didnt leave me shaking at all?#horrified? yes. sad? absolutely. anxious as all hell? of course.#shaking so bad from excitement and a clusterfuck of emotions that i thought i was gonna throw up like in trigun stampede? nope#idk i think i was too prepared for it#anyways#im insanely excited for tristamp season 2 and also. terrified. i have a feeling the horrors well witness will only get worse.#especially terrified about the plants. from. episode 11. Im terrified of seeing the consequences of what happened to him.#THEM.#and also him. im terrifed of seeing him resurected like that#goddddd give me season 2 release date PLEASE#starts foaming at the mouth and dies to trigun flavored brainrot
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sending you love. I will be thinking about Ecuador, even if there is nothing we can do right now.
thank you so much I'll be still be posting about it for a while so like sorry to everyone LOL everything sucks
#I'm just like doomscrolling rn#absolutely insane how your entire fucking life can change in a few minutes when you're not even there to witness it
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tristamp s2 confirmed AND timeskip p much confirmed ??? if im readin mutos tweet on twt right & timeskip (n tristamp s1 at least being like... kind of a prequel?? Idk what else to call it) is confirmed everything abt s1 will finally make a little more sense to me lmao.
#i am now fully and 100% convinced the pacing was fucking insanely fast bc they just wanted to get all of the set up out of the way for the#timeskip. which unfortunately affected my investment but knowinf it was probably intentional to build up to smthn gives me a lil more hope#for this series... some changes still make absolutely 0 sense to me (even just the concept of a prequel esque route for trigun in GENERAL#confuses me bc it just rlly doesnt seem like something that works for it but! we'll see!) but ill continue to just. try my best 2 b open#i just PRAY AND HOPE this means vash will finally fucking get literally any character since theyre def gonna b having him#develop more into his og self. like they HAVE to be what else would they b doin wit him. if they continue to make him so one-note after s1#idk what ill do lol#im still just skeptical on him as a whole bc it feels like theyve Already Missed So Much for him but. ILL HOLD OUT HOPE FOR NOW!!!
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I kind of want to make a ace attorney case with my ocs if that makes sense. I can make it work
#magic book gets accused of murder and a scene teen (zpod nano) and a horror ridden rectangle (ghost detector) have to prove she didnt do it#I JUST REALIZED#THE GHOST GIRL GHOST DETECTOR'S FRIEND'S NAMED BLACK DHALIA I THINK. OH MY GO#she is nothing like dahlia hawthorne PFFFT they just are named after the same flower iirc#also she can be there#the spirits from beyond the grave that save the entire case#while possessing gd (sorry buddy)#(he let her do it though)#even the insane twist thign that happens in like every case#the only thing i cant do. figure out who the fuck the prosecutor would be#like#nano is defending gd is helping her mb is the defendant flashlight and maybe origam#origami and periwinkle are the witnesses*#who would want magic book to be convicted#ACTUALLY#ORIGAMI WOULD SHE COULD BE PROSECUTOR?? MAYBE#she probably doesn't even believe mb did it but it just wants to see her go to jail out of spite#this probably is absolute nonsense to y'all oops#wiggle's ocs#'von karma no!'#no it doesn't make sense how the defense and the prosecution got the job bc they are absolutely not qualified for this#my explanation is just: the entire case is not cannon i can do whatever i want#and if franziska did it at 13 nano and gd can do it at 16/15 /j
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masterchef usa is not a show it's a punishment
#txt#i get it its first season it was decades ago and ppl werent as crazy for gourmet michelin star experimental dishes as they are now#still the things i have to witness. outerwordly#also i know I KNOW they script the dialogues beforehand#but hearing british white male gordon ramsay say 'theres not a thing i dont know about food' makes me violent everytime#also shoutout to joe bastianich for knowing absolutely jack abt italian cuisine but still acting as our ambassador. thanks for nothing#also some of the contestants are creepy#they were trying to convince the judges to let them in the game as if they were trying to have them join a weird religious cult#americans make me insane i swear its like watching aliens pretending to be human by acting like the characters in movies/tv shows
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im only a very casual taylor swift fan (everything i know about her comes from people i follow on here who happen to like her) but i found out that she performed getaway car with jack antonoff the other night, and lemme tell you, i would genuinely sell my soul for that
#i only know maybe like half of her discography#if that#i didnt listen to any of her music for years cos i was unfortunately an annoying 'im not like other girls' girlie#but for whatever reason i decided to listen to the whole of reputation when it came out#and since that point getaway car has been on pretty much every playlist i have ever made#like its probably in like my top 10 favourite songs of all time honestly#(also since that point ive listened to each of her albums when theyve come out and i have like 2 or 3 songs on each i frequently go back to#but none like getaway car)#plus like bleachers are one of my absolute top favourite bands ever#so like getaway car plus jack#is literally my dream#id pay the insane prices of her tickets just so i could witness that
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most in my position would treat you no better than you treated your maker. was insane. implying that claudia "mistreated" lestat by escaping HIS abuse. the implication that she was obligated to put up with it. absolutely sick. i can empathize with armand having this kind of a fucked up worldview because he was a Literal Slave like tbh because of that he's more sympathetic than lestat to me. DOES NOT excuse the crimes against claudia. i need him to cut that shit out.
#there's something so dreadful about the... like#increasing sinking realization that vampires have an established society and culture and that it's just completely absolutely sick#rotten to the core and based in some of the most insane power dynamics imaginable#and louis and claudia were Sorta Kinda raised outside of it and now have to confront the fact that it's just Like This#they weren't actually raised outside it per say lestat internalized it but didn't rlly voice it as Set Rules in the way the coven does#lestat didn't tell me shit as louis said#like i KNEW this was coming but it's still so painful to witness#CLAUDIA I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THERE! I PROMISE! U DON'T BELONG IN THERE!!!
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I swear to god everything from the weather to my equipment to my neighbours to my own fucking body is conspiring to make sure I don’t get a good run this week
#let me see if i can get the timeline right here#tried to run on sunday but my treadmill was acting up by making the loudest knocking noises i have ever heard in my LIFE#after some consultation with google and the manual and my mother (who i assume knows everything) i realised i hadn’t oiled it since i bought#it in uhhhhhh fucking september. so i oiled it. couldn’t run on it same night because i was worried about oil#so i was like fine okay. postpone one day. that was monday. my period arrived 4 days late and with a ferocity that had me hiding#under a blanket and praying for death. fine. postpone one more day#tried to run yesterday and my leggings kept falling down. so much that i rage quit. i think i ran 5 minutes in total#i didn’t even think oh let me get changed and try again. i just decided it was all over for me#postponed until TODAY. the hottest fucking day i have experienced since last summer. fab#tell me why i was 100% in the zone and my neighbour came and BANGED ON THE WINDOW AND SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME#we are all very lucky i didn’t fall off. if she’d caused me to dislocate my knee (my recurring body problem 🙃) i would genuinely have killed#her. she would be an ex-person#and the kicker is ALL SHE WANTED TO KNOW WAS IF I WOULD FEED THE HEDGEHOG AND WATER HER PLANTS WHILE SHE IS GONE#this isn’t a personal pet hedgehog or anything like that mind you. this is a wild hedgehog. it can feed itself#i was like yes of course i will IF you promise me you’ll never surprise a person on a treadmill ever again#she slunk off home like a kicked dog. like i’m sorry but if you don’t want to be yelled at about the consequences of your actions#don’t be a dick#i’d be less mean if she hadn’t witnessed me this time last year hobbling around with a cane#if she didn’t know the absolute MONTHS OF AGONY i went through just to be able to stand long enough to do normal activities like cooking#and showering; i’d be a little more lenient. but woman you can see me running on the treadmill i bought TO TEACH MYSELF TO WALK#WITHOUT A LIMP AGAIN. back in september i was stumbling along on that thing at 2km an hour. do you want me back there??????#drove me a little insane tbh#anyway i did finish my run. i wouldn’t say it was a GOOD run. almost having a heart attack kind of took me out of the zone#and i never got it back again. count your FUCKING days jean#personal
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your boyfriend cannot stop himself from kissing you all over. kissing you is his favorite thing to do - no matter when or where.
☀︎|tags. older bf!gojo satoru x female reader. suggestive, mild (to somewhat) nsfw, fluff. lots of kissing. lots and lots of kissing and loving. he fondles and gropes you everywhere basically. clingy satoru. tiny bit size difference (yes ok im a slut, what about it). body worship kinda. readers gets called ‘sweet / pretty girl, baby, princess’. beta read? what’s that.
you fell for it again; satoru told you it was only going to be a quick peck on the lips. ‘i promise, baby, c'moooon’ — you recall him begging in that whiny voice of his. that's all what was needed to make you putty in his hands.
“fine, but only one kiss, okay?” you gave in and walked over to satoru, climbed onto your shared bed and leaned in for a swift kiss—only for his strong arms to cage you in and never let go. it had been ten minutes since; the apartment was silent, except for the lewd sounds of your shared kisses and heavy breaths.
satoru’s soft hands are wandering everywhere. from cupping your cheeks to rubbing your sides and gripping your ass. the clock was ticking loudly, but the sound of it was drowned out by your moans. and satoru’s low, needy whimpers.
the appointment you were getting ready for had long slipped your mind.
“mh, you’re such a good kisser, baby,” the white-haired man sighs. he absolutely loves the way you follow the movements of his glossy lips—your head tilting to the side and back—automatically accomodating to satoru’s motions. he was kissing you with an urgent need. one you had never known or witnessed before, “more, ngh, need more of you, please.”
satoru was not letting up. you couldn’t blame him; it was easy to get lost in this warm and cherished moment of peace. his sweet kisses switched intensity—going from innocent kisses to sloppy ones, resulting in your chin dripping with a mixture of saliva.
you whine and straddle satoru’s lap which earns you a happy hum from your lover. that was his plan all along: to completely distract you from the fact that you had to leave the house. that you had to leave his side. others would call it annoyingly clingy, but satoru absolutely needs your lips on his.
he is sure that he would go insane if he spent a whole day without kissing you. an hour is already too long, if he is honest.
satoru would love to kiss you until the end of time. until death comes knocking onto his door. the last thing he desires to feel is your plump lips and wet tongue wrapped around his. a peaceful, warm death. one with no regrets.
“mhmmm, fuck, you taste so sweet.” satoru's eyebrow furrow in delight. he is nearly overstimulated by the taste of you. the way your small body clings onto him, your hands holding onto his jaw and sliding down his chest, your sounds of pleasure that only he could ever have the honour of hearing.
it was perfect. all of you was perfect.
your parted lips make way for his tongue again. satoru slips his tongue inside your mouth. it was tender, yet demanding. your throat tightens up and a choked moan fills his ears. his cold fingers make contact with the warm skin of your midriff. they were aiming at one place; your chest.
the one satoru loves to fondle no matter when or where. the same one he loves to use as a pillow every night.
“nnh, ‘toru, need’to breathe,” you are running out of air. the short gasps you took between the heated kisses were not enough to fill your lungs. but, it was addicting. the shortness of breath the two of you experienced only served as more proof of your love.
neither of you want to pull away—to pause the make out session for even what could be a split second.
the older man below you is hesistant. he does not want to let go of you. it's like you’re asking him to break up—that’s how much it hurts him to stop kissing you.
however, he felt a bit light-headed from the lack of oxygen as well. satoru pulls away, but not without sweeping his tongue over your bottom lip, lapping up the drool that dripped down the corners of your mouth.
his eyes are half-lidded and glazed over with both love and lust. you stabilise yourself by holding onto his broad shoulders and satoru rubs your back to help calm you down further. a ghost of a grin tugs at his lips. he surely is enjoying your adorable, exhausted demeanour. your chest was heaving up and down—his fingers sneaking to your front and wrapping around a breast to feel its tenderness.
“pretty,” satoru sighs. he takes the chance once your lips part to take a deep breath. his tongue quickly slips in, invading your mouth and exploring every inch before separating the two of you again. he can not go a minute without kissing you. you sure are like a drug to him, “thank you, princess.”
you are surprised by the sudden tongue kiss, but brush it off with a chuckle. you know how satoru is; not able to keep away from you in heated moments like these. his large hands fondling, groping and squeezing every area of your body only proves that point.
“thank you for what?” you ask, planting a soft peck on his lips. your boyfriend responds by holding the back of your head. he leans in for another kiss like a man depraved of any affection. you shudder and hold onto him like he there is no tomorrow. he does the same back, squeezing you against his chest.
satoru slightly tilts his head back to answer your question. his breath was hot on your mouth, a faint string of saliva hanging between your bottom lips. he can not hold the urge. he can not answer. his lips are already colliding with yours once more.
over and over. until the two of you were out of breath and needed a break again.
“thank you for being with me,” satoru answers in a quiet whisper. the pad of his thumb brushes back and forth against the waistband of the shorts you are wearing. there is an urge to pull them down and reveal those pretty little panties you are wearing, but his current priority is to feel your mouth on his.
until he gets enough. which is never. never in a million years.
“thank you for everything, honestly,” satoru continues and leaves a couple wet kisses down your neck. his hands do not leave your perfect body. he’s admiring every curve - every body part that had yet to be touched, “could have never believed that i’d end up with such a pretty girl. but, here i am, with the prettiest girl in the world in my arms.”
satoru had a way with words. one that left you flustered like crazy each time. he looks at you and that’s when you know that he means every word. his eyes were shining, even when half-lidded. the admiration in them more than just visible.
he looks at your face and body like he’s witnessing the world's greatest treasure. and that you surely are.
“stop saying that.” you giggle embarrassedly. you cover your mouth to hide your smile, though satoru is quick to grab your wrist and pull your hand away. he keeps holding onto your arm to prevent you from hiding your face from his sight. and to stop you from hiding your lips from his, of course.
the older man clicks his tongue, scolding you jokingly for trying to hide that precious smile from him. he kisses the corners of your lips, touch lingering against your hot skin, “how am i supposed to admire my pretty girl if she keeps hiding herself, hm?”
you squirm due to satoru’s flirty words. his gentle tone of voice is making you feel those tingles in your lower abdomen. there has not been a single moment in your relationship where your lover made you feel unwanted. it’s been the complete opposite every day.
“someone’s getting a bit squirmy, aye?” your boyfriend teases. he knows that the combination of his words, looks and actions make you weak in the knees. you always react like it’s your first time kissing and that is both endearing and amusing to him.
you can’t control your bodily reactions either. the sight of satoru beneath you is simply too much. his fluffy hair that sits messily due to your fingers that tugged and played around with the strands, his black top riding up to reveal a glimpse of his defined abs and happy trail. . . the faint blush on satoru’s cheeks and the needy look in his eyes.
you surely can’t leave him alone while he looks like that.
“shut up and kiss me already.” you respond with a huff. and so, satoru does. wasting not a single second. kissing you is his job—his passion. the only thing he ever craves for.
the room once again fills with noises of pure contentment, enjoyment and pleasure. it’s just you two in that moment—no one else mattered.
as long as your lips stay attached to each other, no one actually does.
#sttoru writes.#jjk x reader#gojo satoru x reader#gojo x reader#jjk smut#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#gojo x you#gojo x y/n#x female reader
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