#inquisicopters

[inquisitor-apologist]

EDIT: Anon has informed me that Obi Wan’s weapon is a meteor hammer, which is pretty cool!

For the uninitiated:

Gunsaber

Inquisicoptor

Lightwhip

Umbrellasaber

Lightsaber knifesuit

Lightsaber tonfas

Swiss Army Knife Saber

Weird saber vents

Obi-Wan’s meteor hammer thingy

Jocasta Nu lightsabergun

[lesbinewren]

i know it’s almost certainly not but please please please be a slingshot. please be the stupid fucking slingshot for the love of god bring it back

[stryxiere]

I hope to God they bring back the helicopter lightsabers at some point in the last two episodes of Kenobi. The haters never have and never will be appeased. At least don’t choose the cowards way out and give those of us who know how to have a good time our wonderfully awful Inquisicopters™ back

[disregardcanon]

the problem with a franchise that tries to span all ages and satisfy all tastes is that we end up with a disconcerting span of What The Universe Looks Like 

because the rebels cartoon supervillain inquisitors who use INQUISICOPTERS and seem like jesse and james from team rocket are the same organization from fallen order which are like “yeah we’re all former tortured jedi who decided that at least if we give in and start doing the empire’s bidding then we can survive and stop getting tortured so much” 

[depizan]

The best worst thing to come out of Star Wars: Rebels was the Inquisicopters. It’s a terrible, terrible idea, but it never fails to make me laugh.

[ct-hardcase]

this just in: sometimes I still think about that “let’s get the fuck off of malachor” au and I want to yell to somebody about the martial arts and the potential places it could go but for now I sleep

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Watching SU for the first time: Season 2 ep 7~12

(Episode numbers according to Wikipedia)

Rising Tides, Crashing Skies

-Fuck, it’s a Ronaldo episode.

-”Jenny: Intimidating teenage girl”

-”Onion: ???????”

-Ronaldo is cancer.

-Fuck you Ronaldo.

-I mean why does he even talk like that

Keeping It Together

-STEVEN HAS LIKE A HUNDRED SAME SHIRTS

-”The entire planet will become”  what? “janked”?

-UNIBROW STEVEN

-PEARL USES HER GEM AS A FLASHLIGHT

-PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

face.

-”cornered”... NOT  IMMA GO STRAIGHT UP THIS WALL BITCHES

-uh oh

PERICOPTER

-I’;;M CRYINGG

IT’S EVEN MORE FUNNY BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF THIS (it’s star wars rebels btw) 

-SQUARE MOM HIGH CFIVE

-sp00ky...

-I DON’T LIKE THE BACKGROUND MUSIC

-AAHHH

-O SHIT IT’S THE FORCED FUSION CLIP I SAW WAY BACK ON YOUTUBE

-HOLY FUCK

-HOW DID THIS EPISODE GO FROM FOLDING LAUNDRY TO THIS

-TO

-THIS

-WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

-KHASDGFKASHGDFKAF

-IMAGINE IF THOSE WERE HUMANS, THIS WOULD BE SOME FRANKENSTEIN HUMAN CENTIPEDE SHIT WITH BODY PARTS OF SEVERAL DEAD PEOPLE MASHED TOGETHER

-”her fingers were too fast for us”  uhhhh I’ll just  leave that be

-those are mismatched socks

We Need to Talk

-Are they gonna fuse?

-Yep

-GREG’S FACE

-NICE SONG

-pfft Pearl

-PEARL DID YOU SHOW OFF ON PURPOSE

-FUCKING PEARL AND HER ISSUES

-Pearl: “STAY AWAY FROM MY ROSE”

-”EYE think I get it”

-ewwwww kiss

-when I grow up I want to be peacefully ALONE

-”harpo rachulan chico”?

-??

-ah...

Chille Tid

-HOW IS STEVEN NOT DROWNING YET

-Lightyear measures distance, not time.

IM DYING

-DAMN RIGHT YOU GUYS LOOK EXHAUSTED

-*grits teeth* ”cause I’m always relaxed”

-Steven falls asleep way more easily than I do. He also has some very weird dreams.

why is she crying&puking water and why is she the only colorful thing in this dream of black and white

wtf

-giant pearl head. wtf

-On another note I once dreamed that I was trying to kill myself so I jumped off a building and broke my legs but it didn’t work so I ran to a shop grabbed a knife and started stabbing myself in the neck and my head almost came off but I was still alive and that was the most fucked up dream I ever had

-WTF LAPIS

-PEARL’S DREAM OMFG

-WHY IS SHE BEAMING UP HER DREAM ANYWAY

-PEARL HAS SOME VERY WEIRD DREAMS TOO

-I;M LAUGHING SO HRAD

just putting this here

-BUT SERIOUSLY I WAS EATING THIS VERY SOUR CANDY WHILE WATCHING THIS AND I CHOKED ON IT AND NOW MY THROAT IS BURNING

-WAS THAT MALACHITE

-WAIT WHAT

-ARE LAPIS AND JASPER, LIKE, CONNECTED TO EITHER ENDS OF A CHAIN AND THEY’RE CONTINUOUSLY FIGHTING OVER CONTROL OF MALACHITE

-WELL THAT’S VERY DISTURBING

-SO VERY DISTURBING

-”and I might have some issues I need to work out” believe me, it’s not that bad.

-GARNET’S FACEFLOOR

Cry for Help

-PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HSDFHKASKH PERIDOT PERIDOT PERIDOT

-wait wait wait wait wait wait wait doesn’t that mean everyone on earth who’s watching TV has seen Peridot’s broadcast

-ain’t that the place Sugilite wrecked in Season 1

-Pearl I get that you’re happy (for some reason) but why are you crying all of a sudden

-SUGGESTIVENESS

-IT’S SARDONYX

-I SAW A PIC OF THAT WHEN I LOOKED UP SOMETHING ABOUT BILL CIPHER IDEK WHY

-SO SHE;S A FUSION OF PEARL AND GARENT

-I MEAN GARNET

-WTF THEY FORMED DORITO METTATON

-SINCE WHEN WERE EITHER OF THEM SO DRAMATIC

-SHE DID A 360 WITH HER UPPER BODY

-HOW THE HELL IS SALTY BIRD STICK+SQUARE MOM=BAD JOKES DORITO METTATON

-GAUNTLET HAMMER

-WELL I AM GLAD TO SEE ARNET AND PEARL HAPPY AND ALL BUT WHERE THE HELL DID THAT PERSONALITY EVEN COME FROPM

-poor Amethyst...

-SUGGESTIVENESS

-WHERE DID THE BOWTIE EVEN COME FROM

-AMETHYST IS SINGING

-That cactus looks like Peridot crashed into it

-That doesn’t look like Peridot...

-PLOT TWIST it was Pearl all along she just wanted to fuse with Garnet more often

-Pearl. You’re not very good at lying.

-(But what is the real Peridot doing?)

-caught in the aaaaaaact

-Pearl has issues

-They all have issues

-I have a bad feeling about this. The last time Amethyst and Garnet fused, they were in a good mood, yet things still went overboard. This time Garnet’s cross and Amethyst’s uncomfortable. This cannot turn out well.

-ARE YOU KIDDING ME AMETHYST YOU’RE IN A FUCKING CARTOON YOURSELF

Keystone Motel

-Here in Korea motels are generally considered to be... unhealthy...  places... where... grownups... cheat... on... people.

-WHAT

-GARNET UNFUSED

-RUBY IS LIKE ANGER FROM INSIDE OUT

-SHE IS ANGER FROM INSIDE OUT

”Can’t you see I’m completely engulfed with rage?”

-I detect your sass.

-Ruby is rambling UNDER A POOL and Steven’s like wtf

-RUBY EVAPORATED THE FUKKIN POOL

-THE RESTAURANT IS LITERALLY CALLED THE BEST DINER IN THE WORLD

-I’m surprised she hasn’t burned her seat already

I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME BABY

-aww they’re cute together

[cheery-space-lizz]

Somehow, the inquisicopters left quite the impression on me. No matter what shennanigans happen in Star Wars, this will always be one of the dumbest ideas.

The rest of the finale was neat tho.

[inkspot-fox]

@darth-char replied to your post “ @depizan replied to your post “Katsulas, how do you feel about weird...”

I would pay *so much real live money* to see his face when the Inquisicopters started zooming around with their blendersabers

[fanthatracks]

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[inquisitor-apologist]

Legitimately I am slightly insane about the Inquisicopters. Is there a really tiny motor in there? Are kyber crystals legitimately just powerful enough to lift someone straight up in the air on their own? Do they use the force to simulate helicopter blades since the lightsaber blade doesn’t have mass? Since we never see anything like them before rebels, these things have to be some new kind of technology, right? Do you think Darth Vader, known mechanical genius, designed them?

[permian-tropos]

You would absolutely dismantle an Inquisicopter and make your lightsaber out of it. It just sort of... showed up at your door in a very mildew-y box. Best not to ask questions.

I want to ask questions!!! Where did it come from? Who sent it? Does the spinny mechanism still work? Will the kyber crystal stay red or will it eventually turn purple because I’m not that evil but like still a bit iffy sometimes?

[ct-hardcase]

19, 20, 23, 24, 25 from the more SW questions

19. if you could pilot any ship in the galaxy, which would you choose? Oh, any ship? Aesthetically I prefer Tarkin’s corvette, but I wouldn’t want to pilot it and worry about any asteroid dinging it or something, so I guess if I really want to go hogwild, I’d say a TIE defender, assuming I’m not in a fight for my life. Might as well go big or go home.

20. what’s your weapon of choice? Not to be basic, but my dream weapon’s a lightsaber. Seriously, those things are the actual coolest. I’m actually kind of partial to staffs too, so a saberstaff would be pretty sweet ngl.

23. what’s the most ridiculous thing in the star wars series to you? I’m going “in the spirit of silliness” ridiculous, and how can I choose just one when there’s the whole of Star Wars out there? 

I feel like the entire episode where Anakin and Obi-Wan have to team up with Dooku to escape Hondo is definitely up there

Also, Zeb getting used as bait for those sand worms is too

The floating pear

“And I said baby, you and me--” 

“you’ve never even met a girl”

the fucking inquisicopters, specifically the fact that they fly. I was onboard until that point.

Snoke just using Hux as a mop

24. if you could make one thing from the star wars universe real, what would it be? Their prosthetic technology. Seriously, Vader manages to live in his suit and have it be fully functional (and I’m sure the pain factor is because Sidious made it so), Wolffe has a functioning prosthetic eye, Luke’s arm, and I’m sure there’s more characters, but this list would run. Point being, Luke, who’s with the Rebel Alliance and not on the highest budget, managed to get a fully-functional prosthetic arm, so if I could bring that kind of tech and accessibility to our world, that would be the coolest thing.

[ct-hardcase]

you know, all of the inquisitors were really damn lucky Rex or Sabine didn’t go to Malachor with the others because because those inquisicopters leave people completely vulnerable to blaster fire