#inkling gender

[catgendermikus]

❣︎ splatoon id pack !! ❣︎

focused on inklings; includes names, pronouns, titles, && genders, all under the “read more” !!

rq by: anon !!

names:

agent / ace / bobble / bobbie / callie / callista / cephie / cepha / chip / chirp / cora / coral / craig / cuttle / cutler / firefly / frye / freddy / frankie / fresh / hattie / ink / inky / ina / isaac / issaiah / lumi / lumin / marie / maria / marina / marley / neon / nessie / ocean / omega / paint / pearl / pearly / reef / sea / splat / splatter / squid / squidette / vandal / vintage / vinny / vincent

pronouns:

bobble / bobbles; ceph / cephas / cephalopod; chirp / chirps; coral / corals; fresh / freshs; ghost / ghosts; gho / ghost / ghostself; ink / inks; jet / jets; lumi / lumins / luminescent; lyr / lyric / lyricself; ne / neon / neonself; neon / neons; ocean / oceans; paint / paints; pearl / pearls; pop / pops; reef / reefs; sea / seas; splat / splats; spray / sprays; squi / squid / squidself; squid / squids; trick / tricks

titles:

the inkling / the inky one / the squid / the vandal / the artist / the painter / the fighter / the colorful one / the squid-shifter / the tentacled one / the freshest / the trickster / the invisible squid / the bioluminescent one / the not-quite-humanoid / the graffiti artist / [prn] who splats octolings / [prn] who shoots ink / [prn] who is made of liquid / [prn] with tentacles / [prn]’s luminescence / [prn]’s silliness / [prn]’s squidliness / [prn]’s tentacles / [prn]’s freshness

genders:

click links 2 view original coining posts !!

inklinenic / inklingirl && inklinboy / inklingthing / inklingender / splatonic / funkygender / sillybodiment / squidlexic / bioluminae / hydroneric / graffurbel / colartfitic / splashpaintartic / genderink / rainbowcoric / glitterglueaesic / gendergloop

disclaimer,, the chosen one has not played splatoon !! but bell did some wiki research ^w^ hope this is useful !!

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[prokopetz]

Topic: which member of the Smash Bros. cast would take the longest to figure out that the reason they never see the girl Inkling and the boy Inkling in the same room together is because they're the same person.

[cepalliumtm]

Pretty For You

yan!popular girl x gn!reader

CW: yandere tendencies, obsession

a/n: honestly wanted my own take on the yandere popular girl trope. also fun fact: this used to be a yan!pretty boy drabble lol. having a blast with this so just... enjoy. would i do more? i have no idea.

You hated that she was so beautiful. You hated how her smile would light up the room, how her voice sounded like the first day of spring, and how she even had a pleasant aroma. She's the definition of a princess funny how it sounds.

And somehow, she decided her "prince" is you.

You're just another pebble in the sand compared to a polished marble, another face in the crowd. Just like the others, you've had an eye for beauty, albeit you try to find a way to keep it at an arm's distance in fear of breaking it in your hands. You've always accepted that you were a dime a dozen, not particularly outstanding although not ugly. Just plain… you.

Watching what you could call the school idol from across the room, you've accidentally learned about her through passing conversations from your classmates and people passing through the halls. How could you not? Somehow she was the hot topic ever since she transferred, and in your tiny town it was a big deal.

But she wasn't the type you'd pay attention to. The difference in status is just too great, considering that she's the school beauty and you're a nobody.

Perhaps it was pity that caused her to get so attached to you.

You honestly had no clue what you were thinking when you saved her from the other girls that were picking at her, even though you're not exactly the hero type. Something about her looking pathetic like that, teary eyed and helpless, possibly irritated you to the point where you had to do something. You really should've only passed her by.

Because she has a bad habit of latching onto things too hard.

Now, the school idol follows you around like a lost puppy, begging for your attention like a dog would for their treat. You probably could've gotten away with trying to teach her tricks too. Like 'stay', or 'sit', or 'keep away from me'. You probably should've, given her tendencies. But looking into her sweet and pathetic stature, and how could you do anything else?

Her sweet demeanor is literally draining you of your energy. Your friends feel it too.

And it doesn't help that she's as beautiful as a princess. Your very own princess.

You're suffocating under the expectation of being the best already. Even before she bested you in terms of popularity, looks, and now she sweettalks the teachers to improve her grades, and it works. Even budging the most hardened of hearts is her specialty, no sweat.

Imagine your shock that wow, of course she's also rich. How else could she have the time to maintain her looks? Just looking at what she has makes you sick; you almost want to strangle her and drown her in the piles of gold, bathe her in the sweetest of poisons, hoping her pretty face would be tainted by the bruises left from your touch.

All. For. You.

And she smiles. Smiles at all the love she can provide for you. Maybe she's impressed you so much that you'd want to stay with her, be with her forever. After all, she's been so lonely; she's never had anyone else over. And now you… if she could have you, she would trade in everything else in the world. There's nothing for you to be envious over.

It's all for you if you just accept her.

And you couldn’t. Not at all. Not after all the pain and suffering you've given her. Not after all the time you spent, neglecting her because you couldn't stand her face. Not when she manipulates the situation around her to her advantage against you. You're sick of all of it. There's nothing more you want to do than to call it off.

Of course, she cries. Begs for you to reconsider. Makes a scene so the other students could see how much of a bully you're being. How bad of a friend you've been to her. All your bad deeds, your jealous thoughts and your struggle to surpass her when from the snap of her fingers she's handed anything she wants, it all floods back to you. And you know if you reject her again, there's no telling what she would do.

A princess always gets her happily ever after, with everything she wanted and the prince of her dreams. Can't you be hers?

[backjustforberena]

Then we must press what advantage we do have. And what is that? Dragons. 

[clannfearrunt]

set of images completely unrelated to anything that actually matters. anyways Thresher would have been one of those students that coast along on mostly A's despite not appearing to ever do fucking anything at all and they would have pissed Rill off forever and ever

[vamptastic]

dgaf about egg jokes they're harmless and at worst mildly stereotypical do your thing im sure ive made one before. however. i do feel like the whole discourse was kicked off by that "egg behavior to wear women's deodorant as a man" tweet and we all collectively need to agree that that tweet was dumb & stupid and women's deodorant is objectively superior to men's. actually men's hygiene products in general just suck more except razors. apparently its manly to smell like shit and have dry skin. if i had my druthers id force every cis man to use dove deodorant. id mean id still do it if it made them transgender but i see it as more of a public service in terms of smell than in that regard.

[darewolfcreates]

My book still isn't here. Every day it says it will arrive today, and every night it says tomorrow. So I'm beating the shit out of bill till he gives me my book.

[honeyteef]

if you’re taking requests at the moment, the silly squidboy has one!! he’d like a flag/term for a gender that feels like being an inkling from splatoon who is emotionally healing from something, please!!

sorry if the wording here is odd, it’s early in the morning where he lives ;-;

whether you accept the request or not, he hopes you have a nice day!! :D

☆　﹐　SQUiBOVRY

　　　﹒　a gender related to being a recovering / healing inkling or squid

☆　﹐　WHAT iS SQUiBOVRY ?

꒰　﹕　a gender that encapsulates being a inkling / squid and is (emotionally) healing in some way shape or form .

꒰　﹕　ex; a recovering inkling, being an inkling who is currently healing, being an inkling or squid who was hurt and is amidst the healing process , etc etc

hope this is what yuu were looking for dearest squid ! sorry it took a few days ,, huhu

the names a teensy bit silly , but 'squib' is such a cute misspelling of squid the clown decided to keep it

[thefallenangelsgang]

knowing I will always have been socialized as a woman and, until I make major cosmetic changes, a lot of society will look at me and say "weird woman" really fucked with me for a while. Realizing you are a different gender is always described as a rebirth so why the fuck is that ghost still following me?

but accepting it made my genderqueerness easier to wear proudly

Instead of trying to kill it I kinda had to make a little shrine to it, almost like an altar. I was a woman for however brief a time, those issues still resonate with me. I need to stop trying to kill the past versions of myself.

there is a little girl inside my chest that still loved being a little girl and there is a teenaged thing inside my chest that never felt comfortable being called a young woman and there is a queer vessel that the both of them helped create and I need to thank them both and care for them gently in order to love my body best.

[blueberry-blast]

happy pride the cephalopods are gay!!

[ingravinoveritas]

I thought I was the only one who weirded out by the fact that a mother can define ON THE INTERNET her own daughter a “drunken accident”. Like??? Everyone find her so funny. Maybe I have no sense of humor, but I can’t tell from experience that knowing to be your parents’ accident hurts A LOT. It isn’t something you want to make public. And yes, she’s definitely bragging. We get it, Georgia, you’re the luckiest woman alive, now chill. There’s no need to remind us about your sex life, unless you have something to prove...

Hi there! I'm so sorry to hear of your negative experience, and that it affected you so deeply. It's a curious thing, too, because in the same post where Georgia wrote that caption, she has Birdie's face censored/covered up. So seeing her kids' faces is too private, but sharing that piece of information (about Birdie and about Georgia's sex life) is somehow okay? Because that seems like a pretty strange disconnect.

I also think what a lot of people are missing is that in many cases, using the word "accident" when referring to a pregnancy also tends to correlate with "unwanted." There is an entire media trope built around this that we see in both TV shows and movies (i.e., an older sibling saying to a younger sibling, "Mom told me you were an accident"). And while this can be and has been played for both comedy and drama, the underlying negative connotation is the same: That Sibling #1 is saying it as an insult/to be hurtful toward Sibling #2. And that feeling of being unwanted is not something lightly brushed aside.

But if the comments on this post are any indication, you are definitely not the only one who felt weirded out by Georgia's caption, and I would not at all say it has anything to do with a sense of humor. This is par for the course for Georgia, as she posted this about Ty on Valentine's Day last year (putting it side by side with today's post, so we have the comparison):

...As well as her repeated use of the hashtag #vaginabragsunday (or just #vaginabrag) when making posts about her kids. She even (inexplicably) used that tag on her post for David's 50th birthday a few years ago.

The common thread with all of these (the post about Birdie, the post about Ty, the post about David) is that these posts are meant to be about someone else, yet she manages to center herself in them instead. That's where I think much of the issue lies for many of us--that this post for Birdie's birthday was phrased as if directed toward her, yet Georgia is using it to brag about her sex life, and clearly aiming that/the post itself at the general public.

Which brings me to your assertion about her having something to prove. As we know by now, Georgia has pretty much built her brand around the concept of--to borrow a terrific turn of phrase from @clayisforgirls--"I shagged David Tennant and you didn’t." But what I feel like some people are missing is that "I had sex with David Tennant" is a world away from and not the same thing as "I had sex with my husband David, the man I love." And if she needs to brag and seek validation from complete strangers--on her own kid's birthday post, of all places--that seems to speak volumes about the state of her and David's relationship, and not in the way that most people commenting today seem to think it does.

Thank you again for sharing your thoughts with me. I think folks often feel like they can't speak honestly about these things in the fandom, so I'm glad you felt comfortable enough to do so. Thanks for writing in! x

[spitblaze]

Sometimes being queer is joy and light and life and love and sometimes being queer is sighing very heavily when cishet people on the internet are like 'BLUE IS A GIRL AND MAGENTA IS A BOY??? BUT THATS THE WRONG COLORS???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😭😭😭😭😭 MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED BC THE DOGS WERE THE WRONG GENDER COLORS'

[loverboypercy]

bapy capn. aka three

guess who remembered where every sunken scroll was so farrrr kffhfkjfdkjhfd

[tortelorrini]

SPLOON 💯💯💯💪💪💪

[roomwithavoid]

the existence of splatoon inklings has filled me with such an insatiable yearning for so long. every time i look at my damn inkling i’m like. i need to be you so badly. it’s everything. the tentacle hair is just so gender. the eye mask is so gender. the lifestyle of inklings. i need it so bad. i stare at the ceiling and i wish.

it’s not like kinning because the feeling isn’t “deep down im an inkling” it’s longing. “deep down im not an inkling and could never be one and i want to be one so badly i’d do anything”

anyway. here’s my inkling.

[crimsonservbot]

Just remembered that even as far back as my teens I would always go "if I ever got tattoos, i'd get doll joints" which is. I mean that speaks for itself, doesn't it?