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IN MY DANDORI ERA
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MY OTHER CAR IS AN ANCIENT HULK OF METAL THAT HAS SINCE BEEN RECLAIMED BY NATURE AND ALSO 1 FIRE ANT COLONY He/She/They/It
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crimsonservbot · 1 hour ago
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What are the advantages of being a maid
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crimsonservbot · 2 hours ago
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Something I never see talked about in regards to the whole "By definition you play as petite bourgeoisie/colonizer/etc in this game" discourse is the rare occasion for when the developer not only fully intended the game to be about this but also thinks Colonization is really really cool.
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crimsonservbot · 2 days ago
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the elden ring manga is really good
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crimsonservbot · 2 days ago
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crimsonservbot · 4 days ago
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Everyone thinks my egomaniacal delusions are cute. they find them funny and charming
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crimsonservbot · 4 days ago
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octopuses are shockingly intelligent creatures but unfortunately takoyaki are good as fuck soooo :/
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crimsonservbot · 4 days ago
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humans are shockingly intelligent creatures but unfortunately human meatballs are good as fuck soooo :/
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crimsonservbot · 6 days ago
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Just remembered that even as far back as my teens I would always go "if I ever got tattoos, i'd get doll joints" which is. I mean that speaks for itself, doesn't it?
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crimsonservbot · 6 days ago
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being a weird transfem on the internet is a game of constantly finding out you're like 2-3 degrees of separation from every other weird transfem on the internet
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crimsonservbot · 7 days ago
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heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver
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crimsonservbot · 8 days ago
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my cursed estrogenic blade can feminize you with but a mere slice
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crimsonservbot · 8 days ago
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My most Knightly behavior is that for some reason at some point I started saying "Oh come FORTH" instead of "Oh come ON" when annoyed by something, as if i'm openly challenging it to a duel. Could not begin to tell you why but I still do it regardless.
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crimsonservbot · 8 days ago
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I just saw a wizard-as-fantastical-species shitpost and a maid-as-fantastical-species shitpost on my dash back to back, and now I'm kind of wondering what the maid equivalent of the classic "just a robe, a hat, and a pair of eyes" interpretation of the wizard-as-species would be.
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crimsonservbot · 9 days ago
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A Tumblr User is a Maid that can invent a special glue that runs multiple jokes into the ground
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crimsonservbot · 11 days ago
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crimsonservbot · 11 days ago
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that one famous undertale quote
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crimsonservbot · 14 days ago
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I should probably actually read theory instead of scraping it off the back of bloggers getting annoyed at usamerica but at this stage of my life I think I can change my political alignment from "Scared" to "Socialist in the same way you hide a pill inside a piece of cheese for a dog so it doesn't notice (Pill is Communism)"
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