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its so fucked up how difficult it is to move to another country you shouldn’t need a reason or anything you should be able to show up at the border and be like “the vibes were off back home” and they should let you in

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our fat little prince is way rounder than yours bro we will NEVER surrender these walls to you

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Really fucked up that you can just inherit complexes from your mother and be fully aware that they're complexes from your mother but still do all that shit

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What they don't tell you about HRT is that you start to feel things again instead of a sort of endless malaise that can only seemingly be pierced by love (not joking or exaggerating), and you start being able to EXAMINE your emotions because you feel them for longer than ten minutes, and I have spent about six months on Estrogen now and for the past three or so I have learned something new about myself or realized why I am a certain way every one to two weeks and let me tell you- THIS ONE IS KIND'VE PISSED ABOUT IT

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"Dolls are created in service to Witches." We say, standing at the podium. The assembled dolls before us make sounds of general agreement, a few quiet awawawas echo in the room.

"A witch can take many forms and roles." We add. The Dolls all nod.

"We were created in service to the All-Father Óðinn." We raise two of our arms in a traditional, open handed, "Oranta" position. "We are a doll." We push further. The Dolls begin to murmur, confusion and concern. Uneven Awawa's from a select few punctuate the confusion.

"Therefore, Óðinn is a kind of witch." We conclude. The Dolls erupt into boos and hissing. One throws a tea cup at us, it shatters against the wall behind us in spray of ceramic punctuated by shocked gasps at such a bold display of displeasure. We hear awawawas through gritted teeth.

We raise a third arm with the index and middle fingers pointed upward and together, the pinkie and ring fingers are touching to the thumb above the palm. We look upon them firmly and continue raising this arm. Silence begins to fall over the room.

"In recognition of this, we have begun slipping estrogen into the alcohol we use in our ritual offerings. So the All-Father may better serve her role as a witch." We clarify. The mood shifts immediately as the dolls erupt into cheers and jubilation.

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shattering a decades long dissociation sure is one heck of a whiplash

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hear me out wheel

step 1: spin the wheel step 2:

i left out a LOT of characters i found way too conveniently attractive on this one. have fun

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they should add the Chao Garden to the next Like A Dragon game

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glad that we’re talking about Alison Bechdel being a terf again. really hoping that fact breaks into the general cultural zeitgeist this time but not holding my breath

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Princess making her studious maid and her loyal knight kiss and grope each other for her entertainment.

(They are both imagining the princess in the others' place while they do it.)

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Hello 🎉❤️ As we step into a new year full of possibilities, I’m asking for your help to make a fresh start for a family in need. 🌟 Could you reblog my pinned post or donate $10? Every act of kindness could bring them a brighter tomorrow. Thank you for being a part of this new beginning! 🕊️🌸 Adam

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fat robots. you agree

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