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I post more on Bluesky but I reckon you lot over on tumblr might like this.

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day barely even started and I already had to hear "thank you for being our wives, sisters, aunts" and "keep being women and giving birth and being delicate unlike us men" as compliments for international women's day

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sick of these job applications man

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Recently discovered that Dr Dre's "Keep Their Heads Ringin" matches up uncannily well with the Cardcaptor Sakura OP

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Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

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Entity of pure hate and malice just did a cute pose and made heart hands after killing everyone in its path

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shirt that reads "I AM PERFECTLY AWARE IT IS UNREALISTIC TO WANT / ENJOY BREASTS THAT ARE STUPIDLY LARGE. I AM PERFECTLY AWARE OF HOW MUCH BACK PAIN AND OTHER ISSUES THIS WOULD BRING. I AM IN NO WAY SOMEONE WHO JUDGES OTHER PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS. I JUST HAVE A FETISH FOR WHEN BREASTS ARE HYPER SIZED" and you cant read any of it because. well.

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AAHHH, AND HUNTER THE PARENTING CHAPTER 5 RELEASING IN THREE HOURS AND THIRTY THREE MINUTES?????

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Introducing DOLLSHAKER, the fast, easy and fun way to - awa, awawa, awa awuwuw, awaw. awaAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA! abababa, ahuahauhauha, ababbaba, awa, awba, a, a a a wwwaaaaa

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"Cowgirl is fine! Because... I'm a girl!"

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*Just you/the person answering this poll, not the entirety of humanity

Health bar: Shows how much “hp” you have, compared to you at maximum health. Lower hp=closer to death. Has a list of temporary ailments (diseases, injuries etc) affecting you, how much damage they deal, and how long it lasts before going away. If you have a chronic condition that affects your health/will stay with you most/all of your life, max hp (compared to current hp) is reduced. Also shows a stamina bar as well

Quest menu: Guides you on how to do things, from lifechanging achievements to everyday activities. Detailed step-by-step instructions, accurately prioritized, and a “hint menu” in case you get stuck

Checkpoint: From here on out, you can set one “point” (a specific date, time, and location- you must be at that point when you set it) that you revert to when you die, retaining the exact state you were at but with the addition of knowledge that you have at time of death. Once you set the

point you cannot change it, and you must revert there when you die. An extra life, essentially

Inventory Slots: You can store items (you must be able to physically hold them/carry them with ease) in a pocket dimension, and take them out/put them back at any time. Space is limited but is based on diversity of items vs number of items. Carrying bags, purses etc increase how many inventory slots you have

Damage Resistance: A single strike from a sword won’t kill you, tripping and falling won’t send you to a hospital, what would instantly kill the average person would typically just be an inconvenience to you. (You are not immortal, you just now have Video Game Logic ™ applied)

Rapid cooking/eating: You need a method of cooking and the required ingredients, but for some foods you can cook them instantly (it is still perfectly cooked and safe to eat) and you can instantly eat things (you can’t sense the texture/flavor, you still get nutritional benefits/detriments, foods eaten in this manner cannot harm you from overeating (but you are still restricted from eating further/you have a sense of fullness))

Skip Cutscene: If you have had the same conversation multiple times, or have a task that you do repetitively, you can skip it once a day

Fast Travel: In addition to the location where you wake up (if your sleep schedule is irregular, the location where you are at during midnight), you can select three other locations to teleport to. You can teleport three times a day. You can move around your teleport markers, but you have to physically go there to access them/move them

Double Jump: Self explanatory, you can jump twice, with slightly less height but half the stamina used as your regular jumping ability, and timing your second jump properly can significantly reduce the damage taken from high falls

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knights and maids and dolls and so forth are kind of like Digimon or Tamagotchi to me. elaborate interconnected evolution web

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Chronicles of Girldick: Escape from Butch Bay

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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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HELLO OGRAR PORPRONUNG CAN WE PLZZ HAVE THE DIALOGUE SKRIPT FOR DE GRIMAL AND KITTEN ARGUINGZ IN Hunter The Parenting - Chapter 4: The Feuds Of Our Fathers ???? and it is extra...but can we also plz habe the fuzzy background dialogue? I am just very curious about what they're saying, and my mortal ears cannot distinguish well enough, and my mortal BRAIN cannot splice audio very goodly... PLZ AND THANK YOU, and if not, THEN THANK YOU FOR READING!