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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
#personal#text#gonna miss these kids lol#theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge#infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid#he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny
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normal guy, you can trust 😁✌️
#my art#oc#murdoch#anthro#furry#dragon#illustration#his eyes are goofy on purpose but more so than intended. lol#also i realised the other day that his name is murdoch and he's a murderer#or maybe i just forgot and it was intentional. very very goofy yet again though....murdoch the murderer#accidentally pulling a hannibal. less egregious than hannibal the cannibal but therefore infinitely less charming and funny#also tumblr consistently the only social that doesn't cut off my portrait compositions#thank you.......thank you for my life
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Danny is reading peacefully in his new room at Wayne Manor when there's suddenly a commotion outside his door. Next thing he knows Bruce comes storming through the door.
"Danny did you lie to me about your past!?" he asked calmly.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dpxdc#dcxdp#hyper prompts#why yes i do think i'm funny#thank you for asking#but seriously don't you think bruce and dumbledore are similar in a lot of ways?#btw please tell me y'all get the meme#this will be infinitely less funny if you don't get the meme#and then i'll cry#and neither of us wants that#so please tell me you get the meme
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sorry can we just talk about how light's choice for another kira proxy (doubling as a manservant) was a pale, sallow faced man with black shaggy hair, who was young enough to be around his age.... like i'm probably reaching but it's both so sickening and pathetic that he selected mikami, who did what L never would: worship light and carry out his bidding
#eggo expresses#death note#light yagami#teru mikami#l lawliet#lawlight#mikalight#this same thought has been playing on loop in my head for the past couple of days#and whenever it resurfaces i take infinite psychic damage#funny how they both saw light for what he was at the end.. gawd#‘i need someone to devote themselves to me’ and you pick a second emo pretty boy. i know what you are.
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Actually Jason and duke should have a series together, solving magic mysteries and bringing out the worst of each other’s chaos. It needs to be absolutely insane, with their solutions to the problem of the week being even more bonkers than whatever nonsense they’re fighting.
#i am talking tentatodd levels of unhinged here#i just think I’d be funny#jason with his magic swords#duke with his light/dark powers#neither one actually knows anything about magic#They are noticeably not wizards#but they’re doing their best!#demons don’t like rocket launchers#or getting blinded by Infinite light#jason todd#red hood#dc#duke thomas#the signal
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i still havent recovered from this master chief moment of all time
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have some trans swan lake barbies
#artists on tumblr#my art#undescribed#havent seen the movie in way over a decade but the grand council of trans your gender will check out my file this month to approves or#disapprove me starting hrt. and this movie indirectly led me to me knowing i wasnt my agab at the ripe age of 4 AND the anecdote had my doc#write 'dysphorie de genre précoce' on my file which is just hilarious set of words for some reason. so i drew this as good luck for me whil#i wait for them to announce the news. infinitely funny to me that barbie's dress really is trans flag colored. foreshadowing of my life.
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I was having fun on faceapp so...
edit: i just added another pic
#I thought this shit was really funny#resident evil#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#resident evil leon#resident evil infinite darkness
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I think that Leshycat is exponentially funnier if it happens before Narilamb. Like Leshy pulling up and in like 2 weeks getting a partner is so fucking funny to me.
#azure’s bullshit#cult of the lamb#cotl leshy#cotl leshycat#Bishops: ‘we’ve been here for like 10 mins how the fuck’ Leshy: ‘ehe~’#i think it’s also infinitely more funny if the cat pulls him
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genuinely would love for some of the "both parties are the same" people to name me a single election in the entirety of the twenty first century where the outcome for the country wouldn't have been better if a democrat had won
#personal#like come on we all know shit would have been amazingly better if the supreme court hadn't couped al gore#kerry would have also been infinitely better than bush too#i'm very glad we got two years of obama rather than a mccain presidency or a romney presidency#and honestly if you think hillary would have been worse than trump or that biden has been worse than trump#or that kamala will somehow be worse than trump 2.0 as he attempts to install himself as fascist dictator for life#you're not a serious person and shouldn't be allowed outside without an adult and also should probably get smacked in the head#with a cast iron pan#every american presidential election for my entire life has very obviously been 'the democrat is infinitely better than the republican'#and has only gotten moreso as i've grown up#hell every election in general is still showing that dems are better than republicans#democrats control the house? they get stuff down#republicans control the house? they go to recess early and are legit gearing up to shut down the government in october#(of an ELECTION YEAR god please let republicans singlehandedly shut down the government a month before election day)#(as a republican tries to take back the white house please god it would be so fucking funny to watch them deal with that)#but like yeah literally vote blue no matter who because i've been alive for twenty five whole years#and in those twenty five years never once has the republican been remotely the better option or even the 'lesser of two evils' option
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predictably not passing up on the opportunity to do some weird old man designs
#trazyn the infinite#orikan the diviner#necrons#warhammer 40k#the infinite and the divine#they're probably like 40 tops which is like 120 in necrontyr years#retirement home rumble champions 60mil bc#glass bones paper skin mfs#to followers who don't go here this is the funny skeleton robots before they got airfryed by evil space gods#my art
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more clone^2 memes because i think they're funny
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#clone^2#danny fenton is not the ghost king#so canon to clone^2 and clone damian the portal that ends up transporting damian to amity park is left pr ambiguous#so really how he got there could be one of many things whether it be through divine intervention or clockwork's doing or hell#it could've also been quite literally the 1 in 1 millionth chance that a natural portal opened up beneath him and sent him to amity#and was a happy accident#but the idea that the laz pits or another adjacent such entity heard damian wanting an older brother (he meant og damian but oops never-#specified) and then sends him to the one person who could fulfill that wish and make him happy at the same time.#was really funny to me within the context of the lilo and stitch meme. the meme can also be seen the other way around with danny as lilo#and damian as stitch. but danny being stitch was infinitely funnier and ~technically~ more accurate imo#danny technically IS a nice angel but also. he's a developing menace to society (just ask wes) and he's going to make damian one too#danny being from the midwest means he has a midwestern accent and thats not something the bats know how to handle when they finally meet hi#hey look at that! my meme making skills are steadily improving. im no longer making the same joke six different times in different formats#those first two images i made a few days ago the rest i made in the last thirty minutes in a spur of clone^2 induced inspiration#and procrastination of writing the cfau rewrite of the first post. we are 10k words deep folks and just barely got past the 1st gala reunio#dunking on the giw is a god-given right and danny WILL pass it down to damian
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He's got that irresistible Mysterious Italian Attachment Style(c) with social awkwardness sprinkled on top.
#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#lucanis#oc: renzo#oc: renzo de riva#my art#dav#dragon age#should i give them their own name#lucaren#renzo wouldn't understand the 'bring your crush cool rocks' type of flirting#he's more of a 'wine and dine' kinda guy#which they do but it's not flirting they're antivans#lucanis thinks he needs cooler rocks#renzo's got like fifty piercings and lucanis just gives him more#the rest of the veilguard is losing it but watching them fumble it is infinitely more funny than any entertainment#i think it would start as a 'physical without commitment' arrangement#and they're both assassins so it's whatever they just take turns seducing each other#renzo does it on purpose lucanis does it on accident#but once actual feelings are involved it's a disaster
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gw should bring clonegrim back but instead of doing anything he just hangs out with trazyn on solemnace
think about it. who is the arty-est primarch? fulgrim, it's fulgrim, and by extension it's clonegrim. and what is the biggest repository of art, culture, and history in the galaxy? SOLEMNACE! the whole damn planet is a museum, clonegrim would love it
"but RRR," you say, "why would clonegrim hang around on a planet populated by filthy xenos robo-skeletons?" well what else is he gonna do? go back to bile? go to the imperium? nah man those bridges are well and truly burnt, even if he didn't do the burning. might as well stick around in Culture Heaven, ya know what i mean?
"ok," you argue, "but why would trazyn ruin one of his top exhibits just so a dumbass human can wander around his precious collection?" friends we have all read the infinite and the divine, it is well-established that trazyn kidnaps people just so he can show off his stuff. he's desperate for visitors. dude would kill, literally kill, to get an enthusiastic guest sophisticated enough to appreciate the historic value of his collection. and it's not like he's lost his exhibit forever. trayzn's still got his prize primarch clone, it's just that the clone is wandering around and talking to people. plus trazyn gets a buddy to talk shop with! what's not to love?
"now you're just being silly," you shout. "trazyn's already got a buddy to talk shop with! how dare you break up the majestic glory of hms orizyn?!?!?" my friend it is you who is the silly one. what is orizyn if not a bickering old couple who should've gotten divorced yesterday, but simply don't know how to live without each other anymore? and what could be more bickering old couple vibes than bringing in a young, hot sugar baby in an ill-advised threesome? clonegrim can be the malcador to orizyn's emps and erda. LOVE WINS!
#warhammer 40k#necrons#clonegrim#trazyn the infinite#the most important thing here is that I find it very funny
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Funny Take on Eldritch/Ancient
You've seen this, Danny is the Ancient of this or turns into Eldritch form for whatever reason. Now here's the humorous take
The Justice League were fighting a powerful foe, one that Flash knew as from the Infinite Realms, so he was already equipped to deal with them. Though this specific one was beyond what anything he had could handle. A blast of green energy suddenly erupted, causing the ghostly foe to growl in surprise and anger. Everyone turned to see a woman resembling Wonder Woman, her arms outstretched and wisps of steam wafting off her palms from the force of the blast she had unleashed.
"Who are you, interloper, to have powers like mine?" the ghostly foe snarled, its ragged form twisting with outrage at this unexpected interference.
"I'm one of you actually, though a bit stronger," the woman replied calmly, her voice carrying a weight of power that belied her human appearance.
"A human claiming to be from the Infinite Realms? Preposterous!" the ghost scoffed, its ethereal form rippling with disdain.
"What you see here is my saver mode, so I don't draw on too much power," the woman explained. A brilliant white ring suddenly manifested at her waist, dividing into two halves that spun in opposite directions. Her clothing shimmered and transformed into a sleek two-piece suit of black and white, while her raven hair turned a brilliant snow white and her eyes blazed with an otherworldly green glow. "This is my true state, Phantom, a Neverborn Ghost like you."
"Since you shared with me your name, I shall return the favor. I am Outcast Ebony," the ghostly foe declared, his ragged form twisting and rippling with ethereal energy as he narrowed his eyes, tensing in anticipation of whatever this so-called "Phantom" would do next.
Dani gathered more power, and her form began to shift and change. Where she had once appeared as a normal human, she now became stylized, her features taking on a sharper, more unsettling aspect. Her waist tapered inward into sharp points, rather than curving inwardly like a human's. Her legs, instead of tapering into rounded boots, ended in pointed tips, as did her elbows and knees. Her shoulders, elbows, and knees had become sharp angles rather than smooth curves. All in all, her appearance was unsettling to look at, even for the experienced members of the Justice League.
"This is what happens when a ghost ascends beyond what a ghost should be able to while fulfilling their purpose. My Eldritch Form," Dani explained, her voice carrying a weight of power that belied her otherworldly appearance. Outcast could sense the immense power of this Eldritch Form, but felt confident that as long as every threat was watched, he could match her in battle. It would be a close fight, no doubt, as Phantom's power was close to matching Outcast's own.
Dani took a deep breath, her form crackling with green lightning bolts. "And this… is… to go… even further beyond!" she cried, letting out a piercing scream that sent visible green sound waves rippling outward, striking Outcast who hastily erected a barrier to shield himself from this never-before-seen ghost ability.
Flash, his voice tinged with concern, called out, "Dani, no! We need you to conserve as much as you can!"
Despite not being directly hit, every member of the Justice League could feel the raw power behind Phantom's supercharged Canary Cry as she continued to scream, the sound waves rippling outward with devastating force.
Then, the scream changed, no longer emanating from her mouth but from her entire body. The very air began to ripple and crack, and fissures opened in the ground, followed by cracks in reality itself. Everything flickered, briefly showing a green sky filled with floating doors as Phantom maintained her earth-shattering scream.
Flash, feeling drained by the powerful display, pleaded, "Dani, stop!"
"Flash, explain, now!" Batman demanded, his voice cutting through the chaos.
Reality shifted again, the green sky and floating doors reappearing as everything from this strange dimensional rift was drawn into Phantom, and Earth's reality reasserted itself.
"That's Dani. She's the Speed Force, and that green stuff? Her home dimension. Or rather, our multiverse's version of it. And right now? I'm useless. She's taking all the Speed Force energy back into her," Flash explained, his voice heavy with fatigue and awe at the incredible power Dani had unleashed.
The sky was replaced by green and doors once again as Phantom's screams became exhausted and hoarse, but she maintained her rhythm, her face contorting with effort. Turning her head skyward, she allowed the green realm to feed into her one last time. Everyone had to cover their eyes as a blinding light engulfed the area. When the light faded, Phantom had changed again, her figure now returned to a more normal appearance. But this was no mere ghost or ascended form - this was the Speed Force itself, the primordial energy that granted super-speed abilities.
Dani's body had become a living embodiment of the phrase "darkest before dawn." The black parts of her form were pure shadow, blocking all manner of light, while the white parts encompassed the breaking dawn, a radiant glow emanating from her very being. She was Dawn, the Ancient of Light.
With a simple flick of her wrist, Dani reenergized Flash, the Speed Force returning to its rightful vessel. "Sorry about the wait," she said, her voice reverberating with ancient power.
Outcast felt a sense of trepidation wash over him at the sight of an ancient being of such immense power standing before him. He knew this battle had taken an unexpected and dangerous turn.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#dpxdc#dani fenton#dani phantom#eldritch dani#ancient dani#dani is the ancient of light#dani is the speed force#Outcast is literally this multiverse's version of Pariah#DBZ references#DC and DP have separate Ghost Zones/Infinite Realms#Dani's Eldritch form is just Butch Hartman style#a funny take
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I CANNOT BELIEEEEEVEEVVEEREHHENEW😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#dont bring up the gay simon and jace vampire biting scene challenge FAILED ONE AGAIN 🥳🎉🎉🥳👯♀️🎊#i think the reason why this is so infinitely funny to me is bc it literally is just an inside joke cc has with herself#it READS like fanservice but it's not. this scene/jimon in general is not particularly popular among book fans at all#the only fan being serviced here is miss clare herself and i find that hysterical she came up with one joke 10yrs ago and just kept it going#i genuinely am so surprised the large majority of fans doesnt even seem to know about this constantly being brought up#Gay Jace And Simon Scene has more appearances than most characters at this point 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#cc bring it up in twp and i WILL name my first child Jimon.#personal#vic reads tec#tec#trsom#tsc#jimon
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