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i explain india but i'm drunk.
Hello maggots of mine you're all such babygirls and bastards just like Aziraphale and Crowley. I'm so proud of you all for existing. Yes i'm a wholesome drunk you now know this about me. The wine tastes like rotten grapes and smells of battery acid and cost 245 rupees INR. Speaking of INR, thanks to a maggot's ask, I'm here to explain India. I've never set foot outside of this country. But I'm also very very shit at general knowledge.
To any non-Indians reading this, this is a totally legit 1000% everything covered all-inclusive summary. To any Indians reading this, I'm so so fucking sorry.
India, explained.
So there's south india and there's north india and there's north east india. north india is very racist about south india and they're both very racist about north east india. Most of these people are also probably racist either to other countries or they have internalised racism. It's a wild trip.
There are. A lot of languages here. And a LOT of scripts. I can read two scripts, understand four Indian languages and speak in two of them (badly), and those two are not my native tongues. I cannot speak in my native tongues. It's basically English at this point. These aren't dialects, those are separate. Picture like, Europe, but more, in terms of how many languages.
Everyone hates each other which is valid for the entire planet honestly.
In south india we have a lot of coconuts. Like a lot. There are so many coconuts you have no fucking idea guys you cannot escape the coconuts. I was nearly killed by a shower of coconuts when I was 5 I escaped by one second.
There are also cows. People will tell you that you are being racist when you say India has cows everywhere. But it's true. Two weeks ago I had the pleasure to be stuck in a traffic jam. Next to the street barrier thing (what divides a street im too drunk for this) I saw a huge bull fucking HUMPING a cow. The vehicles just had to move around them. They were having sex right there.
If you're a middle class Indian kid, your career options are: doctor, engineer, scientist, CA, lawyer, government official or family disappointment.
Needless to say, I was going to be doctor and am now instead family disappointment. I'm babygirling so hard it's insane. The prodigal son.
It's very ace-friendly and heterophobic in the sense that you are not supposed to be exhibiting any sexuality whatever in a respectable household. Just shut up and give virgin birth already. But be married. That's crucial.
Oh yeah gay marriage isn't legal trans people are constantly othered by society and/or given no respect whatsover and we're just all vibing here this is totally not why I'm finishing a small bottle of cheap wine on a thursday past midnight alone in my room.
Foreigners are like a zoo species you see them you're instantly concerned like what are they doing outside the TV screens and then either people are normal (rarely), they run up and take photos or try to slip into conversation (more often than you'd think, even I've been guilty of the conversation thing as a kid) OR they start talking about how 'this western culture is ruining our culture'. Which is fair but honestly both the 'cultures' these people are talking about usually involve incredible amounts of bigotry and are more similar than they think.
I think the lesson here is that humans just suck as a species. Except for you maggots. I love you all and I will defend you with my life.
THE CHAAT. THE CHAAT IS INSANELY AMAZING. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CHAAT. I HAVE NO SPICE TOLERANCE SO I HAVE TO BEG ON MY KNEES FOR THE SPICES TO BE REDUCED BUT STILL. THE CHAAT. THE CHAAT, YOU GUYS. YOU NEED IT.
Sorry yes I'm normal. ALSO THE STREET DOGS. THE INDIES. THEY'RE SO LOVELY AND SWEET AND CHAOTIC AND I KEEP TALKING TO THEM. Once when I was crying I made the dog distress while and like five dogs that I didn't know came running to me and comforted me and licked me.
INDIAN DANCE MUSIC. I FUCKING LOVE IT IT'S INSANE. My family were elitist as fuck so I never got to listen to Bollywood music as a kid but it's AMAZING I'm so glad it exists. Bhangra too.
Beaches very very pretty hills very very pretty honestly the nature is fucking beautiful if you can just quickly pretend humans don't exist, which again is true of this entire planet. Yeah. Okay I'm so fucking drunk.
Yeah lots of diversity which is very nice when the humans aren't screaming at each other about it but the rest of the time it's very nice
The garbage and sewer stories? yeah they're all true im sorry
Traffic rules more like traffic suggestions amirite
Well, we still have far better healthcare access than america. so. there is that.
If you speak English well you'll be mocked and isolated. If you speak English poorly you'll be mocked and isolated. Honestly, just be rich. That'll fix it all.
All the conservatives hate each other and don't realise they're the exact same but in like different flavours.
Oh yeah we have auto rickshaws. Look them up. They're so much better than cars I don't get motion sick as easily in them. But the drivers all hate you and never want to take you anywhere.
Eyyyyyyyyyy it's so fucking fun here *drinsk more alcohol* I am so fucking not looking forward to college.
Please someone crowdfund me out of here let's all go chill in Alpha Centauri I've heard it's nice this time of the year.
I will, however, miss the casual live cow pornos. A true highlight.
[I got this peer-reviewed by my friend in India's top law school, just in case, because I'm too drunk and generally dumb. They say I will not be killed. And they've been on Twitter so.]
Irrefutable legal proof y'all. I don't mean to offend anyone except bigots. Fuck you, bigots, if you're not offended then I've disappointed my community.
#good omens mascot#weirdly specific but ok#asmi#maggots#lgbtqia#india#indian fandom#desiblr#desi tumblr#being desi#india explained#trans rights#marriage equality#lmao marriage equality imagine that#transgender rights#transgender#lgbtqia rights#lgbtq rights#lgbtq community#queer community#asia#asian parents#indian parents#truly a species#man humans are wild#gay rights
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The idea that uni protesters are "elitist ivy-league rich kids larping as revolutionaries" on Twitter and Reddit and even here is so fucking funny to me if you actually know anything about the student bodies at these unis. Take it from someone who's going to one of the biggest private unis in the US, 80% of the peers I know are either from the suburbs or an apartment somewhere in America, children of immigrants, or here on a student visa. I've heard about one-percenter students, but I've never met one in person. Like, don't get me wrong, the institution as a whole is still very privileged and white. I've talked with friends and classmates about feeling weird or dissonant being here and coming from such a different background. But in my art program, I see BIPOC, disabled, queer, lower-income students and faculty trying to deconstruct and tear that down and make space every day. So to take a cursory glance at a crowd of student protesters in coalitions that are led by BIPOC & 1st/2nd-gen immigrant students and HQ'd in ethnic housings and student organizations and say, "ah. children of the elite." Get real.
#also idk how to tell you this but even if it were true. wealthy children potentially sacrificing their educational careers to protest is#a good thing actually. idk how to tell you that caring about people from other nations is good#personal#“this war has nothing to do with most students cuz nobody's getting drafted” idk how to explain to you that we should be angry#that our tuitions of 10s of thousands of dollars that we pay every year for an education is being used to fund a genocidal campaign#also the implication that if you go to a uni institution you are automatically privileged by participation no matter your bg#i didn't /want/ to go to this school. i was supposed to go to a school with an art/animation program. but i realized my immigrant#parents have been working their whole lives to get me here. and turning the opportunity down would be a disservice to their sacrifice#this is getting into convos of “what 2nd gen kids owe their parents” which is different for everyone but. yeah#i just get pissed off at seeing people misrepresenting student bodies as “wealthy” and “privileged” and “elite” when it's such a blatant li#i remember a year ago a friend told me they can't fly home to hong kong for winter break because the plane tickets are too expensive#so they have to find temporary housing around the area#last quarter for a film doc class my film partner made a doc on a small group of marxist grad students from india discussing praxis#during a rally a few months ago in response to police presence the coalition invited palestinian students to speak about their experiences#and lead songs and read poems they wrote. these are STUDENTS. are they elitist too?#this is not to disregard my own personal privilege either.#this whole narrative's just to rationalize a lack of empathy to me. seeing a 19yo student get shot by a rubber bullet and your first#reaction is “HAW! HAW! bet richy rich didn't see THAT coming when she put on her terrorist hood!”#newsflash. these big uni campuses are HAUNTED by the violence of past protests and revolutions and police brutality. we know.#why do you think these coalitions have been making reinforced barricades at record speed
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ram mandir inauguration day. you know what that means! hindutva mobs, vandalising muslim property, yelling genocidal slogans (not only in india but in the US), putting up saffron flags on places of worship
#meanwhile hindu ‘friends’ irl put stories on instagram explaining how there was a temple before as if that justifies what’s being done today#india#m#!
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When the Queen accuses a member of your family of being Lady Whistledown down.
#lol#incorrect bridgerton quotes#that's just not my problem#bye family#im going to india with my pregnant wife#see you never#bridgerton memes#explain episode 7 poorly#bridgerton season 3 episode 7#bridgerton#polin#bridgerton season 3#anthony bridgerton#oh Lady Whistledown wouldn't happen under my roof#leaves next episode#anthony misses Francesca's wedding#misses Penelope revealing that she's whistledown#my gif#maefansblog#maesbridgertoncontent
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Recording the first Eighth Doctor audios, way back in 2000.
#the last three are new to me#stumbled across them the other day#not sure the the presence of the cricket bat has ever been explained#paul mcgann#india fisher#nicholas courtney#gareth thomas#jason haigh-ellery#gary russell#nicholas briggs#doctor who#8th doctor#eighth doctor#charley pollard#brigadier alistair gordon lethbridge stewart#big finish#mcgann monday#this post just kept growing after i found more pics
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my beef w many compilations of mclennon proof is it's all the weakest stuff like cmon guys we need to bust out some truly insane stuff if we want to convince ur average tumblr user. where's the "if I were a girl maybe I could go out and..."? or "HE gave me loving in the palm of my hand *jerking off motion*"? cats named after the lovers they played? if I fell valentines day card with "to paul with love" on it? or paul saying if his dead bestie who again is Literally Dead were back for just ONE SINGLE DAY he'd spend it with him "in bed"? beetles fucking on ram? john thinking dear boy is about him (INCRIMINATING)? any of paul's songs that are genuinely actually truly and accepted to be about john by many (this one, call me back again, best friend.........)? WE HAVE TO GET TO THE HARD HITTERS! we can't just go up to some random guy on the street and bring up india like it's real!
#like listen I love to bust out the red string but if ur trying to convince a regular degular ass person#PUT THE RED STRING DOWN. DON'T MENTION INDIA YOU SOUND CRAZED#I wouldn't even bring up my skywriting by word of mouth analysis or god only knows bc it takes too much red string 💀#you could Maybe bring up just like starting over but I think having to explain the walrus thing would make people shut down immediately
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china, showing america’s instagram profile: do you think he’s cute?
india: no…..but maybe for the plot?
#indchu bffies for lifeeeee#i’m hoping this makes sense#.#erm ill explain tho .#basically indias like u should text him bc like what if After the whole experience is funny#hws china#hws america#aph america#aph china#aph india#hws india#amechu#hetalia
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It seems the reaper has it out for our lady detective
#ghost trick#Lynne#gt fanart#my art#I love her so much she’s like one of my few girlie blorbos#she’s so trauma resistant it’s actually kinda impressive lmao#tho personally I think she’s just remarkably good at suppressing things. girl is better at losing memories than the fucking amnesiac#but I can’t explain it without spoilers#actually#ghost trick spoilers#just in case#blood#guns#made with India ink watercolor and misc pens
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god babel hurt me more than i thought it would. i went into it knowing absolutely nothing about apart from what i read in the blurb and that absolutely did not prepare me. it was so beautifully inevitable. nothing they could have done would have changed the final outcome. robin's story ended where it began. we don't know his name. ramy, poor sweet lovely ramy and oh god victoire, choosing to live not despite it all but because of it all. and letty. her fate was always decided from the start wasn't it? she was always going to betray them. god my stomach hurts when i think about them 😭
#babel#babel an arcane history#babel rf kuang#rf kuang#babel or the necessity of violence#babel spoilers#this book has irreparably destroyed me#as an immigrant from india everything in this book was absolutely justified#a lot of people call kuang's writing style as too in the face but babes that's literally the point#enough of the metaphors and allegories. say it how it is and this book did exactly that.#also the footnotes were super useful bc i know nothing abt translation and much of it was explaining that??#griffin u have my heart and soul#also to the ppl saying there was no character development#look me in the eyes and tell me that robin stayed the same throughout the book#absolutely not there's no way that's true
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🎉🇮🇳 Congratulations to Manu Bhaker for making history at the Paris 2024 Olympics! 🥉
Manu clinched the bronze in the Women's Air Pistol event and also with Sarabjot Singh in the 10m air pistol mixed team event, becoming the first Indian woman to win two medals in an Olympics. Your dedication and hard work have made India proud! 🙌👏
#75seconds#paris2024#olympics#parisolympics2024#teamindia#shootingstar#proudmoment#manubhaker#cheersforbharat#explainervideos#animatedvideos#explainervideocompany
#75seconds#paris 2024#olympics#paris olympics 2024#team india#manu bhaker#shooting star#explainer video company#explainer video production company#explainer video company in delhi#explainer video company in gurgaon#animated video company#explainer video company in noida#explainer video company in mumbai#explainer video company in bangalore#explainer video company in hyderabad#explainer video#proud moment#Explainer video company#Animated video company#animated video company in hyderabad#animated videos#animated video company in mumbai#animated video company in chandigarh#animated video company in chennai#animated video company in bangalore
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#not to go on a whole cosmic connection bullshit but#when i moved to the uk it aligned so perfectly with louis' first tour that within two months of moving here i got to see him#and it was such an amazing moment for me that i got to see him with my own money TWICE and i was beyond happy after that#and then of course i got to see him live during the december shows and during fitf tour too#now when my life went through 280000 drastic changes and i decided to move home i got to see him#one last time at victorious festival and it was so so special for me even if i didn't get the songs i wanted#and like the whole cyclic thing of me moving here seeing louis and me heading back after seeing louis just boggled me#and now that i'm going back he's coming to india???? when i was wailing about victorious fest being my last show#can't explain but what i have with louis truly feels so special#not like in a parasocial way but still
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okay wait i’m thinking about miles feeling a new pressure to be her mom’s perfect son and suppress her transgender thoughts and amp up the toxic masculinity but under the guise of being very comfortable with her masculinity and just wanting to bond with her dad more. But then she feels like she’s just using her dad and tricking him to feel better about herself despite also genuinely wanting to bond more. so she just distances herself from both her parents because she’s failing at being a good son so she doesn’t want to further mess anything up. out of sight out of mind with them. that’s nothing new, but now i want Pavitr to talk to her about it because he’s pretty masculine like the stereotypical masc dude. and nobody really questions that about him because he’s confident. masculinity is subjective and it varies in different areas of the world, pavitr stresses this & how Miles is already masculine in multiple ways that don’t take away from being whatever she’s got going on. and she shouldn’t have to be like. ugh okay look i’m in anguish and agony forever maybe…? do you understand what i’m trying to get at??? pavitr is trying to say that if miles wants to say that she’s doing “boy stuff” then it doesn’t matter what she’s doing, it’s “boy stuff” same with “girl stuff” or just “stuff”???? don’t trap yourself in the box bc that’s how you suffocate and die???
#transfem miles#because what. some guy will look at pavitr’s webshooters and call them girly jewelry. doesn’t mean shit to pavitr bc he knows#that like. bro’s opinion don’t do shit to him#im super . out of it so like i’m bad at explaining#he’s trying to show miles that. look miles is just very trapped in her own head rn. anxiety and shit#miles morales#spiderman#spider man#pavitr prabhakar#spiderman india#spider man india#m&m posts
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In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.
All praise is due to Allah, Lord of all the worlds.
The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.
Master of the Day of Judgment.
You alone we worship, and You alone we ask for help.
Guide us on the Straight Path,
the path of those who have received Your grace; not the path of those who have brought down wrath upon themselves, nor of those who have gone astray.
#islam#islamic#islamic shorts#islamic status#islamic cartoon#islamic reminder#islamic video#islamic videos#why islam#christianity vs islam#true islam#islam india#putin islam#what is islam#islamic waz#islam for kids#islam history#power of islam#islam channel#islam science#islam religion#how islam began#islam explained#what is islam and#islam makhachev#islamic short#islam and science#islam (religion)#islamic quotes
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Tumblr be like "yeah I fight for queer rights! These are the many different, well researched forms of identities and their specific oppressions! I'm so progressive! By the way, fuck Black people in particular!"
#and the crowd goes WILD#im sorry that was such a bizarre experience for me#really got on the mic to explain all the queer identities in India#but was literally in my feed and in my asks on an antiblack tirade. incredible
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Angstober 2024 day 18: Falling stars
Make a Wish
The sky is changing.
Kalidasa does not rely on its guidance like Qiao Xiu, and isn’t well-versed in deciphering its hidden messages like Zamani. But even he can see the emptiness where the stars have suddenly dimmed, and each night he watches, wondering what else will change.
Zamani has once brought hope with the tales of stars that would light up the sky as bright as the moon did, a glorious sight and a sign of the star’s demise. Kalidasa remembers those tales with wonder, but can no longer pretend that the shifting constellations are some far-away miracle rather than a sign of a changed, doomed world.
Kalidasa’s eyes and memory are sharp, but still each morning of change he etches the sky of the previous night into the surface of a palm leaf, the smell of charcoal paste a familiar comfort. There is another book beside the leaf-book – one with thin, near-translucent paper – a gift from Qiao Xiu. To that one, with careless strokes of a brush free from the propriety of priesthood, he tells his worries.
They are things he doesn’t dare tell Zamani when they come to ask about the night sky. They are conjectures, interpretations of dreams that don’t feel like divine provenance.
They are fears taking form, of divinity fallen and companionship in ruins.
Under the cold night sky, Kalidasa tries to be dispassionate. There are things he doesn’t know – none of them do. But there is a sky full of fallen stars, and there is a duty to the Twin Gods, and there are bonds that Kalidasa refuses to forsake, so each night, he walks up the mountain to where the the moon is brightest, and keeps watch.
Falling stars grant wishes, Remi once told him. A childish notion, a superstition from a faraway land – and still Kalidasa finds himself raising his hands in prayer.
May this, too, pass.
#angstober#angstober 2024#masterofrecords writes#okay so tbh in that period in real-world india paper would largely be used in place of palm leaves#but palm leaves were still used in religious contexts which this arguably is#also i don't know why i'm explaining myself riddles isn't real world
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S1000d Software Working Process - Code and Pixels
A new buzzword in the technical publishing world. New word? Not exactly new, but surely it’s a new word in the Indian Defense Technical Publishing segment.
S1000D is an Interactive Electronic Technical Publishing(IETP). It’s also called #ietm too.
S1000d is not new but very few Indian companies, which support documentation of foreign Airline documentation are similar to #S1000d word. But almost 90 % of the people who do S1000D conversation do not know what s1000d is.
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