#incorrectcriticalrole

[vespidphoenix]

So I’m listening to C2E39 of Critical Role, and as they say on Tumblr, “oops my hand slipped” - - - #criticalrole #critposting #criticalrolefanart #incorrectquotes #incorrectcriticalrole #nottthebrave #atla #sokka #avatarthelastairbender #cactusjuice #itllquenchya #nothingsquenchier #itsthequenchiest https://www.instagram.com/p/CCpoxsCBNqMtzteW507zbseIlb8RMhHrUYlZw80/?igshid=558t6orn9rqt

[godsofhumanity]

Horus: Anubis?

Anubis: Yeah?

Horus: Do you need a hug?

Anubis: Haven’t I been through enough?

[elwinsglasses]

Fintan: I will make you sorry you were ever born!

Keefe: Well, for you information, I’m already sorry I was ever born.

[earth627]

Delia Dent: Hey, is anyone else d-

Grant Wilson: Dead?

Zachary Zatara: Drunk?

Terra Markov: Drained?

Greta Hayes: Depressed?

Thad: Deprived of sleep?

Uriah: Drowning?

Delia Dent: …done with your drink? What is wrong with you people?

[thegreatidk]

Agatha: Since I’m going out of town for a while, I’ve left all of you a complimentary bowl of advice.

Agatha, picking a piece of paper out of the bowl: For instance, “Tedros, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

[tales-of-asgardia]

Loki: Who wants to make 100 credits?

Valkyrie: How?

Loki: I need someone to take the fall.

Valkyrie: What did you do?

Loki: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Thor, from the other room: Oh my gods!

Loki: .......

Sigyn, shrieking: OH MY GODS!

Valkyrie: Make it 200.

Loki: deal!

[incorrect-laferry-quotes]

Carmilla: Hey, LaF, do you have any kinks?

LaF: What?! No!

Carmilla: You totally do.

LaF: Shut up, Carmilla, no I don’t

Carmilla: You totally seem the type that would be into nicknames. Like getting called kitten or daddy.

LaF: Daddy?

Perry: Yeah, baby?

[totallycorrect-beetlejuice]

I collect many incorrect qoutes, have these.

From @incorrectcriticalrole (or @incorrectmightynein I have no idea) @dndclassesquotes and @incorrect-scp-cb-quotes

Ooh. Yes. I’ll definitely use these.

[demidemilitclub]

14, 33, 44, 55, and 88 for the asks.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Yes to both, though miracles more than luck. But you can still have moments of luck

33. Spell your name with your chin. Do you want me to try on desktop or on mobile?

44. Trip to outer space or to the bottom of the ocean? I’ve read and see way too much science-fiction and scientific articles to enjoy this question anymore.

…

Ocean.

55. Favorite blog? I’ll give you one for every facet of my personality because I can’t decide on just one:

Nerd: @incorrectcriticalrole

A-spec: @asexual-territory

Self: @queerlychristian

Friends: @galaxian-aro

88. Last person you talked to today? An acting classmate of mine who was also my barista.

[godsofhumanity]

Osiris: There’s drugged scones down there, if people eat the drugged scones then we’ve drugged those people, Set!

Set: So? Drugging people isn’t a crime.

Osiris: You have a very loose grasp of the law, Set.

[tales-of-asgardia]

Thor: What's going on?

Groot: I am groot?

Loki, fettered to a chair: No.

Thor: Then why are you fettered to a chair? Did Sig do this to you?

Sigyn walks in with a bowl of food: They haven't eaten in two days, I'm force feeding them.