#incorrect winteriron quotes

[fairytalkersiale]

Bucky: And I don't wanna be...

Sam: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Stark.

Bucky: [looking lovingly at Tony across the room] I don’t have feelings for Stark.

Sam: Barnes, you are nowhere near my eyes.

[1nkpen]

*Avengers playing never have I ever*

Bruce: Never have I ever seen Stark naked.

*Rhodey, Natasha, Pepper, Loki, Steve, Bucky, and Stephen all take a shot*

Tony: In my defence i have a very appealing body.

[lukas-dusk]

Tony texting Pepper

Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Pepper : Please stop talking.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Tony is trying to play hard to get with Bucky)

Pepper: Bucky Barnes is here to see you.

Tony: Well, tell him I don't wanna see him!

Pepper: He said he wants to take you out to get some food.

Tony: Damnit, Pepper! You told him I like food?!

Pepper: EVERYBODY LIKES FOOD!

[stxar-pvnk]

I love the trope where everyones inlove with tony and it's like:

Tony: hi guys-

Steve: light of my life

Natasha: I would kill for him

Bruce: I'd..me too.

Clint:..same

Thor: yes the man of iron is very attractive.

Bucky: hah. Id fucking kill you guys AND me. NONE OF US CAN HAVE HIM-

[sunnysideprincess]

Tony: This is bad! I haven't gotten laid in like five months. Everytime I bring home a date, they just leave without so much as a text! Why?

Steve: *polishing his shield* No idea.

Bucky: *sharpening his knives* Beats me.

[pandagirl45]

Clint: you and bucky are tucky or bony

Tony:...why did you have to say that

Bucky: then you and Sam are sint or cam

Clint: *critical damage*

Steve: *thinks stodey or rove* I like rove

Everyone: *stares*

Bruce: thruce, sounds like truce is what our enemies should think about next time

Tony: Jesus brucie

Thor: my love is sleepy but I do like thruce. Bhor sounds to similar to another family member

[cevans-is-classic]

Bucky: You're supposed to be a genius.

Tony: Being smart has never stopped me from being a fucking idiot and you know it.

Bucky: I'm gonna start labeling things in here. Oil. Wires. Lube. Glue.

Tony: 😐😑

[digglesthedickerfly]

Tony: Would you date a girl who’s stronger than you?

Bucky: No.

Tony: Isn’t that a little shallow of you?

Bucky:

Bucky: Tony, I’m gay.

[buckyusuallytopstony]

Bucky would grab Tony by his jaw and ask, “who’s a pretty boy,” and wouldn’t thrust until Tony answered.

[krystenreader]

Tony, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Bucky , pulling out an Uno card: +4

Steve , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Bruce, trembling: What are we playing

[winter-angst]

[texting]

Tony: hi

Bucky: hi

Tony: how’s the new bf

Bucky: I don’t have a bf

Tony: lol I know, just reminding you

Bucky: how are your parents?

Tony: fuck you

[lukas-dusk]

Bucky : So you like cats?

Tony : Yeah.

Bucky : *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Bucky has been subtly watching over Tony as a bodyguard) Tony(outside his house): What are you doing out here? Bucky: Skulking. Professionally.

[sunnysideprincess]

Natasha: Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.

Tony: What?

Steve: What?

Natasha: What?

Steve: Who did you originally want to hook up with?

Tony: Okay, fine. But please don't be upset. Okay? I was really depressed. And really drunk. I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted sex. So when I went to your room that night... I was actually looking for Bucky.

Bucky: Yeah, baby!

Steve: *glares*

Bucky: No, baby.

[pandagirl45]

Tony: Bucky...

Bucky: yes?

Tony: want to make spring and autumn babies?

Bucky: *five thousand dirty thoughts just hits him* *carries Tony off*

Tony: >:3