#incorrect winteriron quotes

[fairytalkersial]

Bucky: And I don't wanna be...

Sam: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Stark.

Bucky: [looking lovingly at Tony across the room] I don’t have feelings for Stark.

Sam: Barnes, you are nowhere near my eyes.

[1nkpen]

*Avengers playing never have I ever*

Bruce: Never have I ever seen Stark naked.

*Rhodey, Natasha, Pepper, Loki, Steve, Bucky, and Stephen all take a shot*

Tony: In my defence i have a very appealing body.

[buckyusuallytopstony]

One person said to share it

[lukas-dusk]

Tony texting Pepper

Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Pepper : Please stop talking.

[sunnysideprincess]

Pepper: *pointing towards Tony* This is my boyfriend, Tony *pointing towards Steve* And this is his boyfriend, Steve *pointing towards Bucky* And this is his boyfriend, Bucky *pointing towards Sam* And this is his boyfriend, Sam.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Tony is trying to play hard to get with Bucky)

Pepper: Bucky Barnes is here to see you.

Tony: Well, tell him I don't wanna see him!

Pepper: He said he wants to take you out to get some food.

Tony: Damnit, Pepper! You told him I like food?!

Pepper: EVERYBODY LIKES FOOD!

[stxar-pvnk]

I love the trope where everyones inlove with tony and it's like:

Tony: hi guys-

Steve: light of my life

Natasha: I would kill for him

Bruce: I'd..me too.

Clint:..same

Thor: yes the man of iron is very attractive.

Bucky: hah. Id fucking kill you guys AND me. NONE OF US CAN HAVE HIM-

[red-panda-png1]

Tony: What are you doing?

Bucky: Taking my clothes to your room

Tony: why?

Bucky: You invited me for a sleepover.

Tony: ???

Bucky: You didn't say when it'd end.

[pandagirl45]

Tony: Bucky...

Bucky: yes?

Tony: want to make spring and autumn babies?

Bucky: *five thousand dirty thoughts just hits him* *carries Tony off*

Tony: >:3

[cevans-is-classic]

Bucky: You're supposed to be a genius.

Tony: Being smart has never stopped me from being a fucking idiot and you know it.

Bucky: I'm gonna start labeling things in here. Oil. Wires. Lube. Glue.

Tony: 😐😑

[krystenreader]

Tony, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Bucky , pulling out an Uno card: +4

Steve , pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Bruce, trembling: What are we playing

[winter-angst]

[texting]

Tony: hi

Bucky: hi

Tony: how’s the new bf

Bucky: I don’t have a bf

Tony: lol I know, just reminding you

Bucky: how are your parents?

Tony: fuck you

[buckyusuallytopstony]

Tony: why does my stomach hurt?

Bucky: what have you had today?

Tony: Coffee

Bucky: anything else?

Tony: well when my head started to hurt I had another cup of coffee.

Bucky: what about food-

Tony: and then I had my afternoon cup of coffee.

Bucky: why don’t I make dinner tonight

[lukas-dusk]

Bucky : So you like cats?

Tony : Yeah.

Bucky : *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Bucky has been subtly watching over Tony as a bodyguard) Tony(outside his house): What are you doing out here? Bucky: Skulking. Professionally.

[emmedoesntdomath]

favorite non-newsies fanfic list? (holds hands out for marvel/rw&rb crumbs)

FAVORITE NON-NEWSIES LIST LMAOOO

guys, if you want content for other fandoms besides incorrect quotes, all you got to do is ask. I just get a shit ton newsies asks.

okay, so I have a lot of favorite fics (I dare you to look at my bookmarks on ao3), but my favorites and my favorite recommendations are two VERY different things. so I’ll give you a little of both.

ALSO- I NEVER RECOMMEND WIPS. NOT BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE THEM, NOT BECAUSE SOME OF THEM AREN’T THE GREATEST THING TO GRACE THIS EARTH SINCE CHOCOLATE, BUT BECAUSE I WOULD HATE IF SOMEONE DID THAT TO ME. SORRY NOT SORRY.

WHAT I WOULD RECOMMEND OF MY FAVORITES (marvel and rw&rb edition):

it’ll be over (and I’ll still be asking when) by JBS_Forever- a literal masterpiece retelling of the typical irondad and spiderson relationship, honestly. tony’s a little ooc, but the way they wrote peter??? genius. inspired. would definitely recommend. 

it’s the thing we’re missing most by lavenade- one of my favorite depictions of parkner in the history of ever, it beautifully showcases both the friendship and the relationship. perfect for a feel-good moment. 

The Guiding of Death by RayShippouUchila- even if you’re not a winteriron fan (like, at all), it’s still very much a must-read. I make ALL of the exceptions for this one. 

you’re stuck in my head (stuck on my heart, stuck on my body) by notcaycepollard- this was my first introduction to sam/bucky, and I have no regrets. their relationship is so gorgeous in this story. an easy favorite. 

art of the game by volantium- perfection. harley is glorious, peter is anxious, and they’re perfect for each other. also, natasha. 

Words May Fail (The Body Remains) by ladyflowdi- I know this isn’t really a common ship at this point, but you HAVE to read this. non-negotiable. I will find you. you can vent to me about it afterwards. 

told you i’m on the way, i’m like an exit away by quidhitch- this might as well be canon, okay? it’s sweet, it’s angst-less, will make you grin so hard your cheeks hurt. I want to give the author a hug of gratitude. 

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Faster, Higher, Stronger by everwitch- basically follows the actual plot, but make it olympics. also, it’s nice and long. I have no criticisms to give. 

Rule Number Nine by clottedcreamfudge- okay, honest moment here- I will unflinchingly recommend literally everything this author has written ever, but this is by far and away my favorite of their works. I’ve read it at least ten times. 

We’ll Invite Something In by smc_27- so good. so sweet. also, it’s a little bit fluffier than most rw&rb fics, so if you’re looking for that, this one’s your guy. 

and nowwwwww

MY FAVORITES OF ALL TIME THAT ARE JUST A LIL TOO UNHINGED TO MAKE THE FIRST REC LIST

Text Me Quarantine by ProsperDemeter- honestly, I don’t remember reading this one for the first time. it’s just a haze of pure euphoria. 

a primer for the small weird loves by babyloveparkner- feature me SOBBING my heart out in the corner. I love this fic so much. honestly, top three of all of my favorites for any fandom. (warning: your heart will hurt)

The (Not So) Great Pretender by RayShippouUchila- I’m actually not willing to apologize for putting this author on here twice. this one is hilarious. also, fluffy avengers. 

For the First Time, Eye to Eye by Sarah_Sandwich- I have never been so mad at harley keener than when I read this for the first time. one of the author’s greatest works, and so angst-ridden you’ll start seeing it in your sleep. 

Catch Your Voice by lavvyan- this one’s for after you read the first non-negotiable fic. trust me. 

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A Sporting Chance by clottedcreamfudge- again, I will loudly proclaim this author’s greatness. their works make me really happy. alex is just so alex. 

Made the Right Selection by clottedcreamfudge- alex is a cheerleader. henry’s learning all about football. that’s it. 

Clue Me In by bleedingballroomfloor- you KNOW I’m here for the june/nora content. I shall never stop screaming about them. 

okay, thank you for coming to my ted talk.