#incorrect varian

[dragontalyn]

Varian: God, give me patience. Hugo : I think you mean “Give me strength”? Varian: If god gave me strength, you’d be dead.

[immadatdisney2]

Vat7k totally canon interactions day 19

Yong: *sees Hugo and Varian together*

Yong: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Nuru: You mean... you ship them?

[kazucinth]

incorrect quotes with pirate!Y/n

Varian: So 

Varian: I’m inlove 

Varian: with Y/n

Eugene:

Eugene: our Y/n?

Varian: Yes?

Varian:…Thoughts?

Eugene: and prayers.

Cassandra: You keep hugging Y/n when she’s upset

Cassandra: Next thing you know, she’s going to fall inlove with you. Is that what you want?

Varian: *scoffing* is that what I want?

Rapunzel: *loudly from the other room* yes

Y/n: You can’t make everyone like you, your not Varian

Eugene: but not everyone likes him??

Y/n: who doesn’t

Eugene:

Y/n: names, Eugene. I need names

Y/n: whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Varian, not looking up: Myxine Circifons

Y/n:

Y/n: fsh

Varian: you saved me, I owe you my life

Y/n: no thanks, i’ve seen it, not really impressed

Varian: I’m gonna need a human skull, and I can’t have you ask any questions why

Y/n: only if you also don’t ask why

Y/n: *takes out 7 human pristine skulls* take your pick

Varian:

Varian: this one is fine

Y/n: am I in trouble?

Varian: take a guess

Y/n: no?

Varian: take another guess

Varian: do you take constructive criticism?

Y/n: I only take cash or credit

Y/n: *kicks the door down looking panicked*

Varian: what happened?

Y/n: NOBODY DIED!?

Varian: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT??

Varian: you know im starting to regret showing you how a blender works

Y/n, drinking toast: why’d ya say that?

Y/n: the fuck your doing?

Varian: hugging you

Y/n: ew

Also Y/n: do it again

Red: Varian, what’s a thot?

Varian: a thoughful person

…

Rapunzel: here have some water, Red

Red: thanks! Your such a thot!

Y/n: *chokes on her drink*

note: sorry if its ooc😭 still trying to find a way to watch the series💞 but I won’t be giving up anytime soon!!

mermaid!Y/n headcannons coming up next!

[eryanlainfa]

This was too perfect not to doodle-

[hyperfixating24-7]

Hugo: I have VERY high standards. I only fall for put together, graceful-

Varian: *falls off the roof of the caravan, bumps into Yong and nuru while dropping the dozens of papers and chemicals he was holding then falling flat on his face*

Hugo:

Hugo: I want that one.

[multifandomconfusion]

Hugo: Bad news—Nuru locked herself outside of her own house.

Hugo: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Hugo: Bad news—Yong finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™️. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

Hugo: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.

Hugo: Bad news—it was Varian, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can’t see without my glasses, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

[donnetellotheturtle]

Hugo: Look varian, when I text you were robbing a bank, your next question better be "are we meeting at your house or my house?" Not "have you taken your adhd medicine today?"

Varian:

Hugo: No Goggles i haven't! And you know I haven't but I need your help!

[realfae12]

[crazytrashpolice]

Varian: You have to apologize to them Hugo.

Hugo: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[thatboleyngirl77]

*Varian and Hugo enter a hotel room*

Hugo: *gasp* Oh dear there is only one bed! Whatever shall we do? ;-)

Varian: 'kay I'll sleep on the floor!

Hugo: Wha-

Varian: Night! *Lies on floor and falls asleep*

Hugo: *gets flustered, he's not used to this*

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Rhys: We all have our demons.

Varian, grabbing Amren: This one's mine!

[tangledbea]

Eugene: ACAB.

Lance: ACAB.

Varian: ACAB.

Maximus: >:c

[immadatdisney2]

Vat7k tottally cannon interactions- day two

Yong: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Nuru: I sleep with a knife.

Hugo : Both of you are pathetic.

Yong: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Hugo : Varian.

[darkfaegaming]

I think this might be my favourite ship in ACOTAR

[hyperfixating24-7]

Hugo: A mosquito tried to bite me so I slapped it and killed it with my bare hands

Hugo: then I started thinking

Hugo: like it was just trying to get food😢😢

Hugo: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck open😢😢😢

Hugo: How would I feel😢😢

Varian: Hugo it’s 3am go to sleep you mentally unstable twink

[multifandomconfusion]

Varian, trying on Hugo’s glasses: Well, how do I look?

Hugo, can't see 2 feet in front of him without them: I don't fucking know.