#incorrect tpn

[lucasrightarm]

[Alternatively]

Adult: wow you’re such a man child

Yuugo: yeah it’s also still the trauma

adult: wow you’re very mature for your age!

all of the kids in tpn: thanks, it’s the trauma

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Norman: Emma, I— Emma: There is no "I" in this relationship, only "we." Norman: …all right. WE think Ray is cute. Emma: Damn right we do.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Ray and Emma, watching the snowfall:

Emma:

Emma: What do you think ants feel when this ha-

Ray: Don't speak.

[chidoroki]

Bonus:

[ralibo14]

It think it's the accurate time to post this.

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[hail-ey-m]

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!!TW: None!!

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Ray: Y/n and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Y/n: Sentences.

Ray: Don't interrupt me.

Y/n: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Ray: Killed without hesitation.

Y/n: No.

Ray: So what do you do?

Y/n: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.

Ray: Wow, impressive.

Y/n: Then I'll move on to Leos.

Y/n: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

Ray: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

Y/n: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Y/n: What did you do?

Ray: Nobody died.

Y/n: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Y/n: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Ray: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

Ray, talking to Y/n on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Y/n: You bet!

Ray: At what temperature?

Y/n: 535.

Ray: That's the clock.

Y/n:

Ray:

Y/n: 536.

Y/n: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Ray: Oh, I’m always running

Ray: The question is from what

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[naehja]

Emma: Ray, Tell the kids about the birds and the bees. Ray, drinking coffee: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

[multifandomgirl2008]

Don: Who the fuck- Ray: Language! Don: Whom the fuck- Ray: No.

[chishiyas-wig]

Norman: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. 

Norman: Want clear skin? Drink water. 

Emma: Thirsty? Drink water. 

Ray: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

[rorynni]

Emma: Me and Norman are gonna go get lunch, wanna come?

Ray: It’s ‘Norman and I’.

Emma: What?

Ray: It’s not ‘Me and Norman’, it’s ‘Norman and I’. Try using proper grammar next time.

Emma: Yeah actually it is Norman and I because you’re not coming.

[yzur02]

Cus I can: TPN incorrect quotes

Ray: So, are you two dating now?

Norman & Emma: Yes.

Ray: Why?

Norman: I happen to find Emma very appealing.

Ray: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Emma.

Norman: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Ray: Did Emma say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Norman: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

Emma: *heading out to see Norman*

Ray: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!

Emma: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

Ray: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Norman: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Emma walks in*

Norman: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Emma : Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Emma : Norman is still mad about it, but me and Ray were drunk and thought it was funny.

Norman: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Ray finally snaps and commits murder?

Emma : I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.

Norman: Ray got into a fight.

Emma : That’s bad.

Emma :

Emma : Did he win?

Emma: Look at the buns on that guy!

Norman: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*

Ray: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!

Emma: I'm not going back to jail!

Yuugo: Hey, Emma?

Emma : Yeah?

Yuugo: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Emma :

Emma : Where’s Ray?

Norman: I asked Emma out.

Ray: Oh, I’m sorry.

Norman: Why?

Ray: Well, I assume she said no.

Norman: No, she said yes.

Ray: Really? Then I’m sorry for her.

Ray: Is this your plan B?

Norman: Technically, this is plan P.

Ray: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Norman: Yes, but I marry Emma in plan M.

Emma : I like plan M.

Norman: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ray?

Ray: No.

Emma : I do!

Norman: I know, Emma .

Emma : I’m sad.

Norman: I know, Emma .

Norman, texting Emma : Emma ! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Emma : Where are you?

Norman: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Emma : I'll call Ray.

Ray, answering their cell: Y'ello?

Emma : Where's Norman? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Ray: Norman? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Ray:

Ray: I'll call you back. *Hangs up*

Ray: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Norman: WHO ARE YOU!?

Ray: Emma annoyed me today so I told her that I can’t wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Norman: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Ray: But there is something special about watching the color leave her face as panic takes over.

Norman: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Ray, turning to Emma: How tall are you?

Norman: I am your king, long may I reign!

Emma : Well I didn’t vote for you!

Norman: You don’t vote for kings.

Emma : Well how’d you become king then?

Norman: Ray of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Norman, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Emma : Listen. Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Norman: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Emma: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Ray: And you just ran away?!

Norman: I didn't expect her to flirt back!

[the-herdier]

Yugo: "Yesterday, I overheard Emma saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Ray replying "Trust me.". I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my entire life."

[silentstudiosyt]

Emma: Hey Ray

Ray: What?

Emma: You know how you told me to pick up my medication from the pharmacy?

Ray: Yes?

Emma: They're out of my ADHD medication for the next 5 days

Ray: Shit

Emma: It's going to be a fun week

Ray walking away: I'm going to my mom's

Emma: Through sickness and health mother fucker!

[viratsumiiii]

Norman: Don, what did you just say?!

Norman: Ray, hold my pen.

Ray: I got you baby, go beat his ass.

[chidoroki]

Emma: We have good news and bad news.

Yuugo: Bad news first.

Emma: The fire we started in the kitchen is out of control.

Yuugo: THE WHAT?!

Ray, holding a perfectly toasted pop tart: Wow, so you don't even care about the good news.

[tarnia2]

Emma, getting to know her family again: "So, how old are you?".

Ray: "Give me a second... If I was twelve in Grace Field, then two years in the shelter, then... Fifteen".

Emma: "Did you really calculate your age?".

Ray: "Well, I never thought I'd make it this far".