#incorrect tll quotes

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Makita: It sounds to me like you're trying to, uh jump straight to solving the problems without first processing this emotionally.

Niles: *Having a nervous breakdown at his desk* If I solve the problems, then I won't ~have~ the emotions anymore.

Niles: That's how you —THAT'S HOW YOU DEAL WITH EMOTIONS, RIGHT?!

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

If Rodimus was on TFP

Rodimus [gives Megatron a half-eaten Energon cube]:...

Megatron: …?

Rodimus: This is my peace offering ¡Take it or leave it!

[incorrect-uncharted]

Sam: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with C.

Chloe: Let me guess, is it... corpse?

Sam: ...It was a cloud. There aren't even any corpses in here.

Nadine: Give it time.

[incorrect-lavender-ladies-quotes]

Sledge: Candy, you have to stop telling sex stories about “this one chick” because everyone knows it’s me

Candy: It’s not fair. Beak and Scoop are always telling their sex stories and I can top every one of them. Sledge, you’re like 20 slutty people all rolled into one

Sledge: Flattery won’t save you from this

[thelavenderladies]

Ruby: I have a problem with a girl.

Beak: a “I can’t hide the body” problem, or “I like her” problem?

Ruby: I like her problem.

Beak: Oh I can’t help you with that one. If you kill her, let me know, I can help you hide the body.

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Niles: I'm never lowering my walls again. You wanna know what's inside? Climb.

Makita: *Dumping 3 coils of rope at his feet, wearing a harness and a helmet*

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Niles: And you just take out your trusty lockpick—

Makita: [shoots the lock]

Makita: And you're in! Ain't no trouble.

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Rune: They're killing people in the streets, how do you not care about this?!

Niles: Years of practice.

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Rune: Where are you?

Becker: I'm on my way. What should I bring?

Rune: A good attitude.

Becker: I'm not coming.

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Becker: I think I may have a crush on Rune.

Fuchs: Well congratulations, you're the last one to know!

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Møller: While I'm gone, Fuchs, you're in charge.

Fuchs: Yes!!!

Møller: [whispering] Becker, you're secretly in charge.

Becker: Duh.

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Rune: Is it alright if I swear?

Becker: Sure, you can swear.

Rune: F—

Becker: Go on.

Rune: I'm scared.

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Becker: [losing his troop on the training grounds]

Becker: [goes up to the control tower] Excuse me, can I make an announcement? I've lost my friends.

Worker: Sure!

Becker: [leans into the mic] Goodbye, you little shits.

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Becker: [Laying next to Rune who's asleep] Nice.

Rune: [Snuggles closer in sleep]

Becker: [struggling to hold back tears] NiCe

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Lexikon: I exist solely off water and spite.

Rune: Kind of like a weed?

Becker: /Exactly/ like a weed.

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Lexikon: Have you no control over these heathens?

Becker: None whatsoever.