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Beak: It's like the Boston strangler said, it's better to be wanted for murder than to not be wanted at all
Hari: Beak no
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Beak: can i ask a question? you don’t have to answer.
Hari: you literally broke into my house an hour ago all dirty and wounded, explaining nothing, and took over our tv. i think, you can ask your fucking question.
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Beak: don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeves
Hari: don’t you mean tricks?
Beak: *pulling knives out from her sleeves* did I fucking stutter
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Beak: I have a plan
Scoop: is it a good plan?
Beak: I have a plan.
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Ruby: Why are you like this?
Bobbi: I used too much 'no more tears' shampoo in 2004 and haven't felt a single emotion since.
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Sledge: have you been drinking?
Beak, drunk: Sledge, don’t be ridiculous
Sledge:
Beak: I haven’t been drinking
Beak: I am drinking
Sledge: Be-
Beak: lmao cheers bitch
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Aster: What where you thinking?!
Beak: 'That's such a great idea, I'm amazing'
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Scoop: your hand looks heavy, can i hold it?
Beak: my emotional baggage is heavier, can you hold that instead?
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Ruby: You shouldn’t be drinking so much coffee
Hari: Coffee cures depression
Hari: More espresso, less depresso
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Hari: I am the most responsible one in this group!
Ruby: You literally just set the Bean on fire.
Hari: Yeah, and? I took responsibility for it!
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Vinny: Sometimes when I’m bored I sit and think about how every single person I work with is an idiot.
Beak: Even me?
Vinny: No, I have a separate brooding session for your specific type of stupid.
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Candy: Hey Sledge, Beak taught me how to read tarot cards, do you want me to read yours?
Sledge: Yeah sure
Candy: This one says that your smiles lights up the entire room, this one says your eyes are so beau-
Sledge: Candy, those are my pictures not tarot cards
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Aster: What are you doing?
Ruby, standing on a chair: I live here too, you know. I can do whatever I want.
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Aster: Where’s the spider?
Ruby: Under the table please—
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Sledge: So how’s it feel like to date Scoop?
Beak: She once asked me for a glass of water when I was mad at her so I gave her a glass filled with ice and told her to wait.
Sledge: And?
Beak: She sat there and waited.
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Sledge: Beak just created a group chat called Beak’s Surprise Party and then left the group.
Sledge: I’m feeling a lot of emotions.. but mostly respect
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Aster: Hi, my name is Aster Stavish, and you are?
Ruby: Not as straight as I thought I was, apparently.
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Ruby: Look at it this way, once you’ve reached rock bottom, there’s nowhere to go but up.
Beak: You underestimate me. I have a shovel and I’m prepared to dig.
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