#incorrect thominho quotes

[thominho-incorrectquotes]

Thomas: If i died, how much would you miss me? Minho, smiling: Thomas... Minho: It's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship

[multifandomgirl2008]

Thomas: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Thomas: Newt is still mad about it, but me and Minho were drunk and thought it was funny.

[thominho-supremxcy]

Tmr incorrect quotes #8

Thomas: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

Minho: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

[inlovewhithafairytale]

The Maze Runner x Y/N

[maze-mind]

TMR Ivy Trio Incorrect Quotes PT. 2

[Because my addiction to junk food is unhealthy, but my addiction to TMR is so much worse.]

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Newt: I left everyone instructions on what to do while I'm gone.

Thomas: Mine just says, and I quote, "Thomas, no."

Newt: I want you to apply these instructions to every *possible* situation.

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Thomas: I've been in jail for so long, I've lost my mind.

Thomas: The days turn into weeks, and the weeks turn into months.

Also Thomas: How long have I been here? A year?

Minho: ...Thomas, we are playing Monopoly.

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Minho: Well, if someone's not gay for their best friends, what kind of 'best friend' are they, yknow?

Newt: They'd be a straight one. Which you are not.

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Thomas: I think this may be a bad idea...

Minho: Don't start finally thinking about stuff now.

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Minho: I have feelings for you. :)

Thomas: Why? What's wrong? Are you okay?

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Newt: Did.. you just refer to a knife as a 'people-opener'?

Minho: What? Should I not have?

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Newt: You have to apologize to them, Minho.

Minho: Fine! But I will warn you, this might make me a nice person, and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[ivesterrarium]

*warnings: implied nsfw, quotes aren't mine

part one is here :)

Thomas: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Minho: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear klunk.

Chuck: Here's some advice.

Thomas: I didn't ask for any?

Chuck: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

Chuck: There’s no i in team but there’s one in pizza.

Thomas: …So, you’re not going to share?

Chuck: I’m not going to share.

Newt, doing laundry: Tommy, I don’t want you hanging around with Aris anymore.

Thomas: What, why not?

Newt: I just get a weird-

Aris, from inside the washing machine: Yeah, why not?

Newt: AHh ShUCKing HeLL!

Thomas: What time is it?

Minho: I don’t know, hand me a trumpet.

Thomas: *Hands Minho a trumpet*

Minho: *Starts obnoxiously playing it*

Alby, from the other room: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE SHUCKING TRUMPET AT FIVE IN THE MORNING?!

Minho: It’s five in the morning.

Teresa: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tu-lips together!

Thomas: (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥

Minho: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe.

Newt: Thanks, Minho.

Thomas: *Looks over*

Minho: *Trying to shove his head inside of a microwave*

Thomas: *Looks in another direction*

Newt: *Practicing greeting the new Greenie*

Thomas: *Looks in another direction*

Teresa: *Sobbing over how cute a cat is*

Thomas: *Looks in another direction*

Brenda: *Trying (and failing) to do martial arts*

Thomas: Yup. I’m attracted to idiots.

Aris: Thomas, I need a favour.

Thomas: I’m not giving you another lap dance.

Newt: Lap dance?

Minho: ANOTHER?!

I got very thomaris-y with these ones lol.

[eddies-guitar13]

Thomas: *laughs* Newt and I don't have pet names for each other, we're cool.

Minho: ...yeah sure,whatever you say,... hey Thomas?

Thomas: yeah?

Minho: what do bees make?

Thomas:..honey?

Newt: *yelling from the distance* Yeah, love?

Thomas: ....

Minho:

[xoxotommyxoxo]

Newt: Who knew trying getting killed would be so impossible? Minho: I gotta give you credit, Thomas. You make it look easy. Thomas: Years of practice.

[1nkpen]

Minho: HAHA! I beat you! You can suck my dick Thomas!

Thomas: Don't threaten me with a good time.

[tmrnonsense]

Minho: I think I’m in love with Thomas

Newt: Alexa, play "It's About Damn Time"

[star--anon]

Thomas getting that strange feeling of forgetting a task but can't remember what it is

walks with Minho back to the guy's tent and starts taking off his shirt and crawling in bed. Minho stops him with a dumbfounded (and bright-red) face and asks what the fuck is he doing

"wdym? I'm ur boyfriend and I wanna sleep together :[[["

"...you're my what now"

"Oh shit that's what I forgot yesterday"

[thominho-incorrectquotes]

Newt: You keep hugging Thomas whenever he's upset. Next thing you know, he's gonna fall in love with you. Is that what you want? Minho: Is that what I want? Pfft. Minho: YES.

[multifandomgirl2008]

Thomas : Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Newt: I’m “a couple of things”. Minho: I’m “got distracted”.

[thominho-supremxcy]

Tmr incorrect quotes #4

Minho: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

Thomas: That’s a snake.

[maze-mind]

TMR IVY TRIO INCORRECT QUOTES

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Minho: I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Newt: When you said 'magic in bed', I wasn't expecting this.

Thomas: *Hold up an 8 of Clubs* Now, was this your card?

Newt: How in the bloody hell—

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Minho: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see she’s moving on, my dad’s death hit her pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement.

Minho: Update, she got a new partner, and I can no longer make the joke.

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Newt: This bloodline ends with me.

Thomas: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say, "I'm gay."

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Newt: There. How do I look?

Thomas: Like a cheap French harlot.

Newt: French?!

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Newt: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Thomas: Certainly, I'm as sure as—

Minho: Now I can say we're *definitely* lost.

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Newt: What's the height of stupidity?

Minho: Uh.. Thomas, how tall are you?

[zer0brainc3lls]

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