#incorrect thominho quotes

[thominho-incorrectquotes]

Thomas: If i died, how much would you miss me? Minho, smiling: Thomas... Minho: It's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship

[multifandomgirl2008]

Thomas: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Thomas: Newt is still mad about it, but me and Minho were drunk and thought it was funny.

[thominho-supremxcy]

Tmr incorrect quotes #8

Thomas: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

Minho: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

[inlovewhithafairytale]

The Maze Runner x Y/N

[star--anon]

The Gladers: An Interview (Pt. 4)

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[maze-mind]

TMR Ivy Trio Incorrect Quotes PT. 2

[Because my addiction to junk food is unhealthy, but my addiction to TMR is so much worse.]

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Newt: I left everyone instructions on what to do while I'm gone.

Thomas: Mine just says, and I quote, "Thomas, no."

Newt: I want you to apply these instructions to every *possible* situation.

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Thomas: I've been in jail for so long, I've lost my mind.

Thomas: The days turn into weeks, and the weeks turn into months.

Also Thomas: How long have I been here? A year?

Minho: ...Thomas, we are playing Monopoly.

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Minho: Well, if someone's not gay for their best friends, what kind of 'best friend' are they, yknow?

Newt: They'd be a straight one. Which you are not.

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Thomas: I think this may be a bad idea...

Minho: Don't start finally thinking about stuff now.

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Minho: I have feelings for you. :)

Thomas: Why? What's wrong? Are you okay?

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Newt: Did.. you just refer to a knife as a 'people-opener'?

Minho: What? Should I not have?

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Newt: You have to apologize to them, Minho.

Minho: Fine! But I will warn you, this might make me a nice person, and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[ivesterrarium]

*warnings: implied nsfw, quotes aren't mine

part one is here :)

Thomas: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Minho: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear klunk.

Chuck: Here's some advice.

Thomas: I didn't ask for any?

Chuck: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

Chuck: There’s no i in team but there’s one in pizza.

Thomas: …So, you’re not going to share?

Chuck: I’m not going to share.

Newt, doing laundry: Tommy, I don’t want you hanging around with Aris anymore.

Thomas: What, why not?

Newt: I just get a weird-

Aris, from inside the washing machine: Yeah, why not?

Newt: AHh ShUCKing HeLL!

Thomas: What time is it?

Minho: I don’t know, hand me a trumpet.

Thomas: *Hands Minho a trumpet*

Minho: *Starts obnoxiously playing it*

Alby, from the other room: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE SHUCKING TRUMPET AT FIVE IN THE MORNING?!

Minho: It’s five in the morning.

Teresa: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tu-lips together!

Thomas: (ɔ◔���◔)ɔ ♥

Minho: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe.

Newt: Thanks, Minho.

Thomas: *Looks over*

Minho: *Trying to shove his head inside of a microwave*

Thomas: *Looks in another direction*

Newt: *Practicing greeting the new Greenie*

Thomas: *Looks in another direction*

Teresa: *Sobbing over how cute a cat is*

Thomas: *Looks in another direction*

Brenda: *Trying (and failing) to do martial arts*

Thomas: Yup. I’m attracted to idiots.

Aris: Thomas, I need a favour.

Thomas: I’m not giving you another lap dance.

Newt: Lap dance?

Minho: ANOTHER?!

I got very thomaris-y with these ones lol.

[eddies-guitar13]

Thomas: *laughs* Newt and I don't have pet names for each other, we're cool.

Minho: ...yeah sure,whatever you say,... hey Thomas?

Thomas: yeah?

Minho: what do bees make?

Thomas:..honey?

Newt: *yelling from the distance* Yeah, love?

Thomas: ....

Minho:

[danhbat]

Minho : I don't see how this day colud any weird..

Aaaand here we go..

*Newt X minho*

Thomas : aaaaaaaah! What the?.. Dude! This is so messed up!

Minho : I know right?. I Mean future me He won't put hair gel.

Thomas : I mean you're gonna steal Newt from me!... It's suppoesd to be newtmas not minewt.

Thomas : YOU HOME-WRECKING WOMEN-EATER!

Minho : and it's look like I didn't stop Blondes.

*thomas X minho*

Thomas : aaaaaa! *cry *

Minho : You right, I thought I was the one who would wear the pants in my Marriage with gally

[sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves]

Minho: Aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice.

Thomas: Well, aren’t you rudeness and sarcasm and everything… uh…

Minho: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I’ll take the fall tonight.

[xoxotommyxoxo]

Newt: Who knew trying getting killed would be so impossible? Minho: I gotta give you credit, Thomas. You make it look easy. Thomas: Years of practice.

[thominho-incorrectquotes]

Newt: You keep hugging Thomas whenever he's upset. Next thing you know, he's gonna fall in love with you. Is that what you want? Minho: Is that what I want? Pfft. Minho: YES.

[multifandomgirl2008]

Thomas : Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Newt: I’m “a couple of things”. Minho: I’m “got distracted”.

[thominho-supremxcy]

Tmr incorrect quotes #4

Minho: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

Thomas: That’s a snake.

[1nkpen]

Minho: HAHA! I beat you! You can suck my dick Thomas!

Thomas: Don't threaten me with a good time.

[star--anon]

The Gladers: An Interview (Pt. 5)

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