#incorrect sens quotes

[jimothystu]

Incorrect Sens Quote 4

Timmy, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!

Brady, standing in front of Timmy: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*

Timmy, crying: Please...stop...

[canadian-as-puck]

G: let's fucking *go!*

Vladdy: *grrrrrr*

Joshy: *did I leave my hair straightener on?*

Alfie: Why does Josh look so worried?!?!

[ohmewhatsthis]

[adastra121]

Sen: *shoots up awake with a gasp* Kuras: *surprise* Ah. I was certain that you were dead. Sen, wiping the blood and dirt off her face and grabbing her weapon: Dying isn't available to me.

[dax-enfinity]

Monoma: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Kaibara: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Jirou: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

[enigma-the-mysterious]

Did no one submit Suchitra Sen in the hotvintagewoman poll? Hello? 😭

[shipperskipper]

Crowmance incorrect quotes

Crow: *makes Rean a cup of tea but puts salt in it* Rean: *sips tea* Crow: Rean: *finishes tea* Crow: Didn't it taste bad? Rean: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Crow, tearing up: Oh, okay.

Rean: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Crow: Oh, you’ve been? Rean: Once. In Monopoly.

Rean: So I have made the decision to trust you. Crow: A horrible decision, really.

Rean, holding an unconscious Crow: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.

Crow: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am. Rean: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

Crow: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Rean: Wow. They sound stupid. Crow: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Rean: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Crow: I guess you’re right. Hey Rean, I love you. Rean: See! Just say that! Crow: Holy f***ing s***. Rean: If that flies over their head then, sorry Crow, but they're too dumb for you. Crow: Rean.

Crow: That's greatly offensive to my people. Rean: College dropouts?

Crow: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Rean: Nope, there's 26. Crow: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Rean: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Crow: You'll get the D later ;).

Crow: Relationships should be 50/50. Rean cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

if you’re happy and you know it, clap hands! *silence* Crow: Damn, y’all depressed as f***! Rean: You didn’t clap either- Crow: SHUT UP!

[morgenstern16]

Crow's grandfather in the afterlife: "I hope my grandson puts a stop to Chancellor Osborne. He is the greatest threat to Zemuria's peace and stability." Crow, about to open fire on Crossbell with the most powerful artillery cannons known to man: "I WILL KILL AS MANY PEOPLE AS I HAVE TO AS LONG AS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM"

[mellance]

Renard : You like me ? For my personality ???

Raph : I was surprised too.

[misheardathogwarts]

Child Character: When I grow up, I will be a doctor. Character A: Really? What Doctor will you be? Child: A child doctor, then I'll make myself a brother. Character A: Child, how many times have we talked? Don't laugh, B. Character B: I think it's a good idea.

[lightgriffinsect]

Senpai: I’m an idiot. Monika: Spirit: Cloud: Psychic: Senpai: Monika: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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[jimothystu]

Incorrect Sens Quote 3

Timmy: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Brady.

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[ohmewhatsthis]

[adastra121]

Sen: Revenge is like gold. It does not rust. It will wait. Sen: *dangerous glare* And credit to those that created me, I can wait a long. Time. MC: I can't decide whether I'm afraid of you or falling in love with you.

[dax-enfinity]

Monoma: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Kaibara: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Jirou: In that case, we're definitely lost.

[ojiro-s-hellish-site]

Things my friends said while cosplaying the characters as incorrect quotes:

Kaibara: What are you doing now

Tsuburaba, with a skateboard in hand: I'm going to do some AIR tricks, pun fully intended *puts on sunglasses but they're upside down as he moonwalk away*