#incorrect scp quotes

[arson-jellyfish69]

I'm still into scp, I'm just normal now

[zencefilllikurabiye]

Glass: Jack, be careful.

Bright: I'm always careful.

Glass: Your medical records says otherwise.

[nomsfaultau]

MTF officer: We have your kid! Come to the Foundation quietly or else!

Philza: which one

MTF:

MTF: wot

Philza: I mean I'm going to kill you either way, but I need to know who to give a stern talking to about getting in vans with strangers.

[immortal-catastrophe]

New rule for newbies, don't almost die before I finish my coffee it's just annoying and inconsiderate.

[deliciousartfox]

Hello my friends, I am hamdi Ayyad from Gaza talelhawa I have sought refuge with you because of the devastating war that caused me to lose my home and our displacement from one place to another and I lost my children's future and there is a severe shortage of basic materials,I hope that you will stand by us whether by donating if possible or participating widely,Please help me 🙏🏼 🇵🇸 🍉

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[spellbound037]

SCP-053, upon learning how old Cain is: Woah, did you ever meet the founding fathers of America?!

Cain, a black gay man: *Internally* Take a wild fucking guess

Cain, still a black gay man: *Externally* Aw, I'm sorry dear, I never managed to.

[poison-marshmellow]

Jack bright: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Scp 590/Tj: You and me!

Jack bright: *tearing up* Ok.

[jtweird-brainrot]

Abel, with a sore throat: *Cough Cough*

Dimitrov, handing him a cough drop: Here, this will help with your throat

Abel, who’s never seen, heard of, or taken a cough drop in his life: umm… alright then

Abel: *CRUNCH*

Dimitrov, horrified: 😧😧😧

(I have a bit of an itchy throat, and this thought came to mind when I was taking a cough drop😂)

[ijumpbridges]

Scp 076 reaction to all my post: 💀

That’s because he is dead and im not 😁

[scpincorrectquotes]

Living up to my blog name finally

Iceberg: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, the pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".

Iceberg: Excuse me, we were in the ski, what do you mean???

Right: Yeah I'm LGBT.

Right: cuLt leader.

Right: God hates me personally.

Right: cowBoy hat.

Right: *sniffles* Trying my best

Clef: I came out here to attack people and i'm honestly having such a good time right now.

[ijumpbridges]

IM CRYING

OMG

[arson-jellyfish69]

I realised I haven't made any digital art in like 2 months so here ya got a shitty meme

[zencefilllikurabiye]

Glass: Are you mad?

Bright: No.

Glass: So sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?

[nomsfaultau]

chapter 6 of Fault

Level 3 Foundation researcher, holding up a Tommy so depressed he doesn't have anomalous properties anymore: I have made a human!

Level 4 Foundation researcher: you ḿ̸͉͙͈͗͋ư̷͖̮̍͊ͅf̶̝̫̹̳̕f̶͕̻̭̹̀͝͝ǐ̷̢̛̛̼͇̔ņ̸̹͍̏̊͑͝ed up a perfectly good Thaumiel is what you did. Look at it. It's got anxiety.

[deliciousartfox]

I am a father💔

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I try to protect my children from anything that might harm them😭

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Their future... their lives are a trust in my neck, and I will fight until my last breath to get them to safety😭💔

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Please put your hands in mine and support my children🙏🙏

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[poison-marshmellow]

Jack bright: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Jack bright: Not you Tj. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.