#incorrect scp quotes
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arson-jellyfish69 · 1 year ago
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I'm still into scp, I'm just normal now
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zencefilllikurabiye · 1 year ago
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Glass: Jack, be careful.
Bright: I'm always careful.
Glass: Your medical records says otherwise.
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nomsfaultau · 1 year ago
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MTF officer: We have your kid! Come to the Foundation quietly or else!
Philza: which one
MTF:
MTF: wot
Philza: I mean I'm going to kill you either way, but I need to know who to give a stern talking to about getting in vans with strangers.
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immortal-catastrophe · 1 year ago
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New rule for newbies, don't almost die before I finish my coffee it's just annoying and inconsiderate.
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deliciousartfox · 2 months ago
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Hello my friends, I am hamdi Ayyad from Gaza talelhawa I have sought refuge with you because of the devastating war that caused me to lose my home and our displacement from one place to another and I lost my children's future and there is a severe shortage of basic materials,I hope that you will stand by us whether by donating if possible or participating widely,Please help me 🙏🏼 🇵🇸 🍉
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spellbound037 · 2 years ago
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SCP-053, upon learning how old Cain is: Woah, did you ever meet the founding fathers of America?!
Cain, a black gay man: *Internally* Take a wild fucking guess
Cain, still a black gay man: *Externally* Aw, I'm sorry dear, I never managed to.
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ijumpbridges · 2 years ago
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Scp 076 reaction to all my post: 💀
That’s because he is dead and im not 😁
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scpincorrectquotes · 2 years ago
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Living up to my blog name finally
Iceberg: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, the pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".
Iceberg: Excuse me, we were in the ski, what do you mean???
Right: Yeah I'm LGBT.
Right: cuLt leader.
Right: God hates me personally.
Right: cowBoy hat.
Right: *sniffles* Trying my best
Clef: I came out here to attack people and i'm honestly having such a good time right now.
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ijumpbridges · 11 months ago
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IM CRYING
OMG
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xavierlilithv · 1 month ago
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Fooling around a bit.
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arson-jellyfish69 · 1 year ago
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I realised I haven't made any digital art in like 2 months so here ya got a shitty meme
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zencefilllikurabiye · 1 year ago
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Glass: Are you mad?
Bright: No.
Glass: So sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?
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nomsfaultau · 1 year ago
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chapter 6 of Fault
Level 3 Foundation researcher, holding up a Tommy so depressed he doesn't have anomalous properties anymore: I have made a human!
Level 4 Foundation researcher: you ḿ̸͉͙͈͗͋ư̷͖̮̍͊ͅf̶̝̫̹̳̕f̶͕̻̭̹̀͝͝ǐ̷̢̛̛̼͇̔ņ̸̹͍̏̊͑͝ed up a perfectly good Thaumiel is what you did. Look at it. It's got anxiety.
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welcomehomeincorrectquotes · 6 months ago
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deliciousartfox · 3 months ago
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I am a father💔
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I try to protect my children from anything that might harm them😭
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Their future... their lives are a trust in my neck, and I will fight until my last breath to get them to safety😭💔
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Please put your hands in mine and support my children🙏🙏
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antis0cial13 · 3 months ago
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Dr. Kondraki, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Dr. Gerald, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Dr. Iceberg, pulling out a Pokemon card: Joleton, I choose you
Dr. Glass, trembling: What are we playing?
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