#incorrect rhps quotes

[fmajorenthusiast]

Frank: I was put on this Earth to do one thing

Frank: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want

[glorioustrashcheesecake]

David: *showing Comet to Max* ”So.. tell me, what do you think of him?”

Max: “Hm.. well I don’t like a man who dresses feminine.”

David: “..I didn’t make him FOR YOU!-“

Max: *GASP*

[deathbydran0]

Janet: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”?

Frank:

Frank: …Should I not have?

[nationmckinleyscorset]

Part 2 of meanwhile in ✨Denton���

Janet, to Cosmo, Nation and Bert: You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.

[vamporilla]

Someone: You used to be shy, now you're a whore.

Janet: Character development.

[strangely-incorrect]

gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

manipulate, mansplain, manwhore

[a-bit-of-a-mindflip]

Rocky Horror but instead of making a man, Frank and Riff are making an epic baking soda volcano like it’s a fucking 5th grade science fair

[little-bit-obsessed]

Frank: *kills people, manipulates people into his harem*

Riff Raff: I will kill you now

Brad: what's his crime???!!

Dr Scott: He did kind of kill and then serve up Eddie for dinner.

Brad (+Janet and the fandom): I'm sry I can't hear you over the sound of Frank being the victim here.

[alty-gutzz-bonnie]

Riff Raff: I was thinking i'd do some magic. Frank: You? Magic? Riff, it says TALENT show.

[little-whats-her-name]

Janet: You ... you ... you rude person!

Brad: Go easy on him, Janet.

[fmajorenthusiast]

Magenta: what do you think the master will do for a distraction?

Riff Raff: he'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Riff Raff: ... or he could do that

[ria-coolgirl]

Hahaha 😂 you tell him David!

David: *showing Comet to Max* ”So.. tell me, what do you think of him?”

Max: “Hm.. well I don’t like a man who dresses feminine.”

David: “..I didn’t make him FOR YOU!-“

Max: *GASP*

[deathbydran0]

Riff Raff: Look Frank, I'm not slut shaming you but...

Riff Raff: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

[five-incorrect-nights]

[vamporilla]

“This is the funkiest satanic ritual I’ve ever seen.”

— Brad and Janet during the Time Warp

[strangely-incorrect]

no one:

riff during takeover: hold on lemme just bury these gays before i go