#incorrect revue starlight

[incorrect-revue-starlight]

Maya, carrying grocieries: Claudine: *holds out her hand to help* Maya: *moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Claudine's hand*

[night-owl-bard]

[stars-and-magic-swords]

Nana: Did you know that kissing reduces stress and anxiety?

Junna: And?

Nana: You look stressed.

[kylepleasestop]

Mahiru: Hikari showed feelings?

Kaoruko: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. It’s hard to tell.

[bluegriff21]

*getting cornered by a truth enemy*

Futaba: Nana, say something!

Karen: It has to be something deep!!

Nana: I-- I THINK JUNNA-CHAN IS HOT WITHOUT HER GLASSES ON!!!!!

[chadsuke]

tell me u don’t know shit about yuri anime without telling me u don’t know shit about yuri anime.

like I’m the first to say I don’t enjoy schoolgirl yuri like at all but to act like rn is DIFFERENT bc of things like otherside picnic or Princess principal or etc.? no??? we didn’t FINALLY move past anything what are you talking about. like even if you want to be like ‘well uwu they’re all happening around the same time’ ok then let’s look at 2000s era yuri and this is NOT extensive:

Simoun, 2006: high flying science fiction yuri involving struggles with gender and fighting a ‘holy war’

kannazuki no Miko, 2004: mecha reincarnation magic anime. it’s a lot. (don’t.)

girls with guns trilogy 2001, 2004, 2007: literally exactly what it says on the tin

.hack//sign, 2002: sword art online if it didn’t suck ass. kid gets trapped in an mmo. gender fuckery happens.

read or die, 2006: british secret agent librarians the anime.

canaan, 2009: assassin x reporter and the rival that is obsessed with the assassin in a big clusterfuck.

mai-hime, 2004 (and its spin offs): schoolgirls fight against monsters 2 protect the world except not quite magical girls

tokyo mew mew, 2002-2003: magical girls protect the earth but also environmentalism is v important

and like you can say a lot of these are subtext and you would be correct, but if OOP is citing things like Princess principal, revue starlight, etc. which are also subtext as hell, then I get to cite Canaan. and there’s so many more of these I didn’t even cite!!!! THIS IS FAR FROM EVERYTHING!!!

yes stereotypically the more “canon” yuri anime has gotten 2 be the schoolgirl anime but to act like NOW it’s different is very incorrect and just shows that you don’t know shit tbh. why don’t u go watch some 2000s era yuri and calm down

[ixcaliber]

this is a liveblog now

every piece of revue starlight media that takes place after the finale of the series and insists that hikari immediately fucks off back to england is fundamentally incorrect and i will accept no argument otherwise

[lemedy]

watching Revue Starlight has been a little like that ProZD printer meme: imagine Hidive but it actually fucking works, it remembers which episode I was up to, it doesn't flash random error messages like 'incorrect user ID' which means ?????, I don't have to do the play-pause-play-pause to get the episode to work, it didn't push me into breaking my self-imposed rule about no piracy if I can watch the thing legally

[incorrect-revue-starlight]

Claudine: Where did you get this?! Kaoruko: from your computer Claudine: You hacked into my personal files?! And how did you get the password?! Kaoruko, Futaba, Hikari, and Junna: it's Tendou Maya

[yeahivegotanaccount]

Yagi (山羊) means ‘goat’

[night-owl-bard]

[stars-and-magic-swords]

Junna: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Kaoruko: You need to stop.

[kylepleasestop]

Kaoruko: You can’t lose an argument if you end it with “shut up, nerd.”

Junna: Actually, you can.

Kaoruko: Shut up, nerd.

[thrill-addict]

(Maya and Claudine walk into the same room)

Claudine : Ah, if it isn’t my esteemed rival

Maya : My beloved nemesis

Claudine : My dearly detested

[magicaldogtoto]

You’ll see more of them together in my fic in the coming chapters…

[luntiian]

after almost a month, I’ve regained my sense of thinking