#incorrect ranwan quotes

[incorrect-web-novels]

[Photo ID - a screenshot of two Tumblr posts by user kirianthedivorce with art of Chu Wanning and Mo Ran from The Husky and His White Cat Shizun edited to the side of the posts.

The first Tumblr post reads, "First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is marriage." The second Tumblr post is a reblog of the first that reads, "Third base is dying for each other fourth base is having a civil conversation" /End ID]

a remix of a classic (x)

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

chu wanning: i can’t biologically get pregnant with you.

taxian-jun: so you hate me?

[yumemiruuuu]

“Respect Shizun…

Respect Shizun…

Respect Shizun….

Respect…

Respect Shi…

Fuck Shizun.

Worship him during sex.”

- Mo Ran

[lunaticmeap]

Mo Ran: I love you.

Chu Wanning:… it’ll pass.

[autisticwanning]

Random 2HA Incorrect Quotes (from the Incorrect Quote Generator) I thought were funny!

Xue Meng: When I see really attractive people like Chu Wanning, I just laugh because I know if we lived in the Aztec culture, they'd be sacrificed for their beauty. Shi Mei: I mean, that's one way to cope with not being attractive. Mo Ran: Works for me.

Xue Meng: You're smiling. What happened? Shi Mei: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Chu Wanning: Mo Ran tripped and fell down the stairs today.

Mo Ran & Xue Meng in the back of Shi Mei's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! Chu Wanning: We have food at home. Shi Mei: pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough Mo Ran & Xue Meng: YAYYYYYY! Shi Mei: orders one black coffee and leaves

Xue Meng: Why is Mo Ran crying on the floor? Shi Mei: They're drunk. Xue Meng: And? Shi Mei: They saw a picture of Chu Wanning's spouse. Xue Meng: But they're Chu Wanning's spouse. Shi Mei: I know.

[sunflower4art]

Chu Wanning: Mo Ran?

Mo Ran: Yes, my love?

Chu Wanning: SHUT UP!

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Hello! I was bored at a grill out and ended up making a who bunch of incorrect quotes for the Danmei fandoms I'm in so, I've decided to draw them! This is also my chance to experiment with digital art. I'm currently reading Husky and his White Cat Shizun, just started the third volume and I'm really enjoying the book series thus far! Hope you have a good day!

[incorrect-web-novels]

This is soo dumb but I made this when I ws sleep deprived and jst finished a dozen modern ranwan fic so take that as you will;

Xue Meng: Oh Mo Ran is here

Chu Wanning: mo- RUN?? *starts running*

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[smiling-shoe]

*text tiktok*

Mo Ran: /buys lots of candies for Chu Wanning and cooks his favourite food/

Chu Wanning: Are you trying to romance me?!

Mo Ran: Yeah?..

Chu Wanning:

Chu Wanning: /eats everything with hidden joy/ It's working...

[momoliee]

Meatbun really writes the most angsty chapters with so much pain embedded in them, then in the author’s notes she goes like : wuwuwuwuwuwu—

Like if you’re wuwuwuwuwuing then what am I huh? WHAT AM I HUH?

[winterqueenfae]

Another Papapa day with RanWan

Mo Ran 2.0: Uncle once told me that if you bury something good, it would grow big with love.

Chu Wanning:...

Mo Ran 2.0: My d*ck is good Shizun, so let me bury it in you so it can grow even bigger and WITH LOVE

Chu Wanning: moRAN NO

Sometimes I feel that MoRan makes a lot of shit up just to mess with his Shizun 🤣🤣🤣

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

[heartgateway]

Xue Meng: Shizun, I think Mo Ran may be infatuated with you...

Chu Wanning literally being secretly assaulted under the blanket: ........

ahah, nah, it's just your imagination!

[eternalauwhereeverythingisok]

taxian-jun: what if I had killed someone-

chu wanning: where is the body.

taxian-jun: hypothetically!

chu wanning: mo ran, i'm not stupid. where is the body?

taxian-jun:

taxian-jun: in the fryer.

[autisticwanning]

2ha incorrect quotes (from the generator)

Mo Ran, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Chu Wanning, the love of my life, for telling me Xue Meng was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.

Shi Mei: You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of Mo Ran.

Chu Wanning: Aww, is it because they’re like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere?

Shi Mei: What? Gross, no, it’s because they’re like a weed that you can’t get rid of!

Mo Ran: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

Shi Mei: But we lost Xue Meng.

Mo Ran: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

Chu Wanning: Mo Ran, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?

Mo Ran: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

Shi Mei: Did you like the food I made?

Xue Meng: No, not really.

Shi Mei: But I put my heart and soul into it!

Xue Meng: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

[smiling-shoe]

Chu Wanning: So. You, ehm. You like me?

Mo Ran: Yes!

Chu Wanning: Like, romantically?

Mo Ran: Yes!

Chu Wanning: Why didn't you do anything earlier then?!

Mo Ran: I just... I thought you liked women.

Chu Wanning:

Chu Wanning: Eventually, I am a bad mentor. I should have teached you better.

Mo Ran: No, why?!

Chu Wanning: Apparently, I failed to educate you and make you attentive. It is so obvious that I'm GAY, how couldn't you see-

Mo Ran:

Mo Ran: Sorry?

Chu Wanning: As you should be!!

[momoliee]

Oh the absolute romanticism in 2ha

Two paths crossing under a Haitang tree in spring, watching the fireworks light up the night that one New Years eve, never worrying about being sick cause the other will stay up day and night nursing you back to health, a welcome back message written across the sky for the entire city to see, feeding your significant other under the eyes of an entire hall, confessions while floating in the sky right by the full moon, pinkie fingers interlocking, a first kiss in a forest right next to a townsfolk play, kisses stolen under the rain, the world collapsing before you but you hold each other - ready to leave together...