#incorrect rainbow quest quotes

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Sabre: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?

Rainbow Steve: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.

[illusion-reality-steve]

Time Steve in the most intimidating voice ever: Your days are numbered.

Time Steve: [proceeds to pass out calendars with cute puppies on them]

[sapphire-draw]

GATHERING MATERIALS ON BOTH GAMES: DQB1 Builder: (Carefully picking up branches, distinguishing between types of lumber and preserving the chunks, even colecting some foliage too) Malroth (DQB2): (Obliterating forest) W O O D I S W O O D .

[foggythefandomgremlin]

Thank you to LoneRanger253 on wattpad for giving me inspiration for shinangins through you latest chapter of your incorrect quotes book

[itsgirlcraft]

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Hello! I appreciate any visitors here <3 Welcome to my weird lil cavern >:3

Pronouns: she/her, but I'm good with anything!

I do curse but not extremely, mostly for comedic effect.

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Expect: a lot of Minecraft, FavreMySabre, and Steve content, horrors of varying degrees (body horror my beloved), a very messy tagging system (I do not know what I'm doing <3), accidental ramblings on other posts (pls tell me if I'm overstepping!), writing and art, and minimal drama/discourse!

Masterpost of all my FavreMySabre AUs

I do NOT engage in most controversy nor many of the "big" events happening worldwide or politically! I love humanity but my poor heart can't handle any talk of drama and worry <3 I wish you well though!

Sometimes I will just scroll someone's blog for a few hours, whether that's one of my mutuals or not. So expect to see a love attack every once in a while if you're anywhere near my sphere of interests >:D

My main tags (sort of):

favremysabre random (old, non-Sabre posts) months other (non-Sabre posts from 2023+) my post dsmp steve saga steve legends rainbow quest twisted rainbow stevetember 2024 alux rising my beloved creation queue incorrect quote info delightful my additions check in later (on-wait posts) ask queue emotional my ocs buddy thunderstruck reading queue the magnus archives horror music malevolent martren

"My beloved" and "delightful" are both "favorites" tags, "my beloved" is for things that I care most about/make me very very excited. "Random" and "other" are both for non-Sabre posts, "other" is for posts from 2023 and newer.

I tag all posts based on month in the mass-post editor, so if anyone is looking for a thing, try searching by month like: April 2020. Sometimes it's not capitalized, so try that if you can't find what you're looking for!

[shadow-genesis-yay]

I remember making a funny meme AU (?) Of the Steve Saga, where Sabre's best friends with all the Steves and they do a MCSMP with one another after recording a Steve Saga episode (it's kinda like the Rainbow Quest episode Sabre made where it was all actors and film crews. The Steves that don't show up til later work behind the scenes)

So I just come up with random stuff that would 100% fit incorrect quotes.

My favorite ones I made w/a friend:

[jumpin-jack-va]

Green Steve: Wold you stab your best friend for 10 million dollars?

Red Steve (to Violet Steve): You stab me and when I get better we can buy whatever we want.

Violet Steve (to Red): You can stab me too, we'll have 20 million.

Red Steve: Good idea! Screw the system!

Green Steve: ... (Why are you like this)

[incorrect-rainbow-rocket-quotes]

Hilda: You're mad!

Ghetsis: I'm so glad you noticed! I've been working at it for years.

[idrawzstuff]

Haha love this.

From:IncorrectSteveSagaQuotes

[itzdragoncalf-owo]

Thanks for inspiration @incorrectstevesagaquotes

[incorrect-dragonquest-quotes]

Sylvando: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Dave: Cannibalism.

Sylvando: *confused chewing noises*

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Orange Leader: Thought I was meowing back to my cat for the past hour.

Orange Leader: Turns out it was just me and Happy Orange Steve meowing back and forth from different rooms in the house.

[illusion-reality-steve]

Conspiracy theory: Everyone who makes incorrect Steve Saga quotes in the fandom is secretly an accomplice of Faceless, who is planning something bad and reads the incorrect quotes to figure out how to convincingly act as other characters.

[scribomaniac]

11 Questions Tag

I was tagged by the lovely @court-of-wildfire

I’m tagging: @bats-and-hawks @wormdelivre @lukearnold @nuggles @arzani92 @midnight-wonder @shinyrose2 @aelinashgalathynius @fictionalcharactersaremyreality @elementaldrop

My questions for you are: 

1. Ocean, forest or space?

2. If you could save three things of yours (not including pets) from a house fire, what would you save?

3. If you were a character in a book, what would your 3 main personality/physical traits be?

4. What book got you into reading?

5. Top 5 animated films?

6. If you could visit any place, real or fictional, where would you go?

7. What sorts/clubs did you participate in in high school and did you like them?

8. Which of your five senses triggers the most memories?

9. What was the last movie you watched?

10. What’s your motto that helps during tough times?

11. If you could have any superhero’s superpower (DC or Marvel) whose would you choose?

1. What ancient God / Goddess is your favorite, and why?

Dionysus will forever and always be my absolute fave.  He’s such a party bro and really just tries to mind his own business and have a good time.  He’s also very petty/vengeful which I high key relate to.  As far as I remember he never makes the first move, like he’ll leave you be if you acknowledge he’s a god and he just wants to party.  If you fuck with him, though, he’ll tear your head off and that’s something I respect in a god.  (Side note, he also marries Ariadne, the girl Theseus left behind after killing her freaking brother the Minotaur)

2. What are five things (tv shows, candy, shoes, etc,) that was popular in your youth that you wish you can bring back today?

Idk if they were really popular, because I was a 90′s baby, but I grew up watching 80′s cartoons like Care Bears, Rainbow Brite (my all time fave) and Lady Lovely Locks so I definitely wish I could bring those things back.  They’re a trip and I always find my day dreaming thoughts drifting to them at least once a week.  A well done reboot of Power Rangers would be nice too---oh wait. Oh, and Baby Bottle Pops.  I was addicted to those things!  I don’t think I’d eat ‘em anymore, but just seeing their commercials again with their little jingle would make me hella nostalgic.   

3. Name your top five meme’s.

Hoe don’t do it, that awkward/yikes face meme, [softly] don’t, Friendly Reminder, aaaaaaaaand incorrect quotes (I think it counts?)

4. If you could choose your own 7 wonders of the world what would they be?

The tomb of Hatshepsut 

My cat, Riley, ‘cause gosh is he a wonder...

THE FREAKING TERRA COTTA WARRIORS OF CHINE LIKE WHAT EVEN DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THOSE THINGS

The Kewpie Burger doll in Ohio

Hozier

Palace at Versailles

La Brea tar pits in California 

5. If you could have a mythical animal as a pet what would it be?

I kinda wanna say dragon, but that’s just not practical...OH I’D PROBS WANT A GRIFFIN! LIKE THE ONE IN QUEST FOR CAMELOT!

6. Pick three artist / bands to compose a score for the story of your life.

Bastille, Hozier, and MSMR

7. If you could only keep two of your five senses which ones would you pick?

You will never understand the turmoil this question put me through.  God, probably touch and hearing.  I think I’d feel too vulnerable without those two.  I could probably get by without the others. 

8. What is your irrational fear?

Nails breaking.  Like fingernails.  I watched The Ring when I was little and the only part that gave me the heeby-jeebies was when the nail in the video plit the fingernail in two and to this day I’m like NOPE. GOOD DAY. WE’RE DONE.

9. What rule did you have to follow as a kid that you didn’t agree with?  

There were a lot.  I can’t remember any one specifically, but I remember my mom had this book titled 57 rules for a polite dinner table or something ridiculous like that. My mom would pull it out for everything!  I don’t even think she read it, she’d just prop it up and point to it whenever I rested my elbows on the table or something.

So one day when she wasn’t around, I took the book and shoved it behind this giant wooden hutch thing in our living room.  It laid there, forgotten, until the day we moved. 

10. What are some weird quirks / rituals you do everyday?

I can’t think of any?  I’m sure I have some...like usually after I wake up in the morning, if I don’t have anywhere to be, I’ll like in bed for 15 min or so just reading/derping around.  Other than that, though, I can’t think of anything.  Nothing that happens everyday, anyway.

11. What was the weirdest / craziest thing that’s happened to you at work and/or school?

So my high school had this cool Zoo/Bot program with actual, living animals (parrots, lizards, bun-buns, etc.) that had been donated to the school when the owner’s could no longer take care of them.  My senior year I was an officer/president of the program and for some reason the only one that Bella, a huge green winged macaw, deemed worthy of her affection (which was strange considering she hated me the previous three years, but whatever).  anyway, one day I was working in my yearbook class when a kid I barely knew popped his head in and said I was needed immediately in the Zoo/Bot room.

It turned out the kid had let Bella out of her cage and allowed her to run rampant and couldn’t get her down from said cage, or back in it (and class was about to end).  So, panicking, he and the teacher in charge looked up my schedule and brought me out of another class just so I could sweet talk a bird down from her perch and into her cage.  For little 18 y/o me, it was pretty wild.

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Sabre: I just remembered, I have a bottle of chloroform!

Galaxy Steve: Great! We can use that to knock out the guard.

Galaxy Steve: [whacks the guard with the bottle]

Galaxy Steve: It worked!

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Nurse: you scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire.

Sabre: So that means I’m good at mental health, right?

[Crisis Counselor enters room]

Sabre: Ah, beans.