#incorrect quotes: rick & morty edition

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M: Y-you saved me, b-but Rick said—

Prime: Rick what? Are you surprised that I saved you? Morty, I'm your grandpa, no matter what you've heard of me

[whtwclf]

"Having a family doesn't mean that you stop being an individual. You know the best thing you can do for people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free."

@brooklynislandgirl

[just-your-average-household]

Hello!

Welcome to my Smith family ask blog!

For starters, the owner of this blog is @sanchezsimp. (Yes, that is why this has practically the same intro as my other ask blog. I'm lazy. Check out @a-good-family-tree!)

BIG warnings here; this blog supposed to be the Smith family from Rick and Morty. If you've seen the show, you KNOW it has mentions of incest, suicide, nsfw shit, murder, blah blah blah- Point is, I, for the most part, enjoy this crappy type of humor, so expect those things to be here. (I think there's been a total of one joke in RaM I disliked, honestly.)

Onto some other information...

• Characters will have different colours to represent who's who (as my other blog does)

To keep it simple,

Rick is blue, like his shirt and hair.

Morty is yellow(ish), like his shirt.

Summer is pink, like her tank.

Beth is red, like her shirt.

Jerry is green, like his.

• This'll take place at where the show is now, so post-season seven and pre-season eight.

• SPOILERS, duh.

• I might use this blog for some short writing prompts or incorrect quotes as well. Feel free to ask for those!

• If the colour changes in the middle of a sentence, those two characters are speaking in unison.

• Tags will be out of character.

• A little "/" will mean two characters are speaking at the same time! (Not in unison.)

• Go ahead and ask anything! Be unhinged! I'll always read it! This is a RaM ask blog! The show itself is unhinged! BE UNHINGED!!

• The owner of this blog is a Gravity Falls fan, so feel free to reference anything from that fandom!

• Other characters may reply to your ask, so if you want just one character specifically to answer, use [To: Summer] or something like that. (It could be more than one character, and you can also use [To: everyone BUT Summer], and I'll be just as happy to answer those!)

• I'm not sure if other ask blogs do this, but if not, then I'm starting something. Feel free to ask a character something as another character! For example, you could use yellow (Morty) to ask Rick about something. You could also add in [As: Morty] to make it even easier. This could also be multiple characters. (You'll most likely get more personal answers from characters this way.) Try to sound like the character though! If it sounds out of character, I might make my own post with it. (I'll tag you if you're not anon. OR I'll just use your out-of-character ask and tag it as incorrect quotes--it'll be funny.)

• You can also use a spy thing to see what a character or two are doing! Like [Spy on: Rick] to see where he's causing chaos at the moment. (Great for when a character leaves!)

And that should be all! (Might edit this post later)

Have fun asking the Smiths!!

[a-good-family-tree]

Where to start...

Hello!

Welcome to my Pines family ask blog!

For starters, the owner of this blog is @sanchezsimp. (You guys wanted it, so here it is!)

A few warnings here; this blog will have swears and suggestive themes at times, but that's about it! (Asks with suggestive themes will be tagged as a #suggestive ask !!, swears will not be tagged at all. Block that now if you wish not to see those.)

Onto some information...

• Characters will have different colours to represent who's who (as some other blogs do)

To keep it simple,

Ford is red, like his sweater.

Stan is orange, like... I couldn't find another colour.

Dipper is blue, like his hat, and maybe his vest.

Mabel is pink, like her sweater and headband!

• This'll take place after the show, and after TBoB! Let's say it's another summer, Stan and Ford have been adventuring, Dipper and Mabel have been living their lives, and the twins got permission to be with their grunkles (on the boat) over the summer!

• I might use this blog for some short writing prompts or incorrect quotes as well. Feel free to ask for those!

• If the colour changes in the middle of a sentence, those two characters are speaking in unison.

• Tags will be out of character.

• A little "/" will mean two characters are speaking at the same time! (Not in unison.)

This blog WILL have TBoB spoilers. I repeat, it WILL have spoilers. (they will be tagged)

And for some info about asks...

• Go ahead and ask anything! Be unhinged! I'll always read it! (If you're too weird I may not answer, but I'd like to reassure you that I'm a freak too, so don't be shy to try!)

• The owner of this blog is a Rick and Morty fan, so feel free to reference anything from that fandom! (Edit: go to @just-your-average-household! That blog will be affiliated with this one.)

• Other characters may reply to your ask, so if you want just one character specifically to answer, use [To: Dipper] or something like that. (It can be more than one character, and you could also use [To: everyone BUT Dipper], and I'll be just as happy to answer those!)

• I'm not sure if other ask blogs do this, but if not, then I'm starting something. Feel free to ask a character something as another character! For example, you could use orange (Stan) to ask Ford about something. You could also add in [As: Stan] to make it even easier. This could also be multiple characters. (You'll most likely get more personal answers from characters this way.) Try to sound like the character though! If it sounds out of character, I might make my own post with it. (I'll tag you if you're not anon. OR I'll just use your out-of-character ask and tag it as incorrect quotes-- it'll be funny.)

• You can also use a spy thing to see what a character or two are doing! Like [Spy on: Ford] to see what he's nerding about at the moment. (Great for when a character leaves!)

Aaaand, that should be all! (Might edit this post)

Have fun asking the Pines!

[babybangtan]

i, too, decided to try using the incorrect quote generator to make rick and morty quotes.

Rick: Favorite horror movie?

Morty: It

Summer: Saw

Beth: Annabelle

Jerry: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Rick: You love me, right, Morty?

Morty: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Rick: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Morty: I think you mean cards.

Rick, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Rick: Morty and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Morty: Sentences.

Rick: Don't interrupt me.

Rick: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.

Morty, amazed: Wow...

Summer, to Morty: Well what does that mean?

Morty: I don't know.

Morty, to Rick: What does that mean?

The whole family: How petty can you get?

Rick: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

*Rick is cooking*

Morty: Any chance that’s for me?

Rick: It’s for Beth. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.

Summer: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Brian: This time be like Brian.

Rebecca: You mean high?

Brian: What's that? You got something to say?

Rebecca: No...

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M: I like these Ricks, they gave me sweets in the morning when you left me alone for a moment

R: *sigh* great, now I have to kill them.

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"Morty will you marry me? this time for real, no loops, no robots, just you and me"

[whtwclf]

“What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?”

@oawiejt

[whtwclf]

“You're a scientist; because you invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when you don’t like something about the world, you change it.” 

@fasciinating

[whtwclf]

"A man capable of sustaining a platonic friendship with an attractive female is theoretically possible, but I’ve never seen it happen."

@oawiejt

[whtwclf]

"To live is to risk it all; otherwise, you're just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you."

@brooklynislandgirl

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R: Why didn't you call me grandpa in front of them?

M: C'mon grandpa, you know why. That way they won't bother us if they hear noises

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