#incorrect quotes sharon carter

[skylarinfinity]

sharon: [try to introduce herself to m/n] hey, my name-

m/n: [back away and point his finger towards sharon] i don't need your fantasy woman!

sharon: [confused] what?

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[welovelouisandbucky]

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #idc

(y/n showing off their new fit)

Sharon: nice fit, where did you get it from?

Y/n, deadpan: your mom's closet

...

Y/n: can someone please help me?

Sharon, standing up immediately: here—

Y/n:nofuckoff. *Proceeds to limp to the room with broken rib and a stab wound*

J*hn, just existing:

Y/n and Bucky: and we took that personally.

...

Sharon accidently spills drink on Bucky's shirt.

Sharon: oh my- I'm so sorry

Y/n, lits lighter: don't worry I got this.

Sam: you're gonna burn the shirt?—

Y/n: who said anything about shirt?

Sam:oh okay... WAIT Y/N NO!

Cuts to scene Sharon running for her life.

[esmerxyaugusta]

nat: if the police come nothing ever happened here. *while eating spaghetti*

y/n: wait what!!?! *realises*

y/n: are we eating sharon?

nat: ...

y/n: the spaghetti is her blonde hair, the sauce is her blood and the meatballs is her flesh.... i dont want to eat anymore.....

nat: ...

[lokilaufeysonslove]

*Avengers celebrating Y/n’s birthday*

Tony: Okay Y/n, make a wish and blow out the candles.

Sharon: *walks in as you’re about to blow the candles and blocks one*

Nat: Oh, for god’s sake, Sharon!

Sharon: *smirking sarcastically* Oops, missed one. Now your wish won’t come true.

Steve: Seriously?

Bucky: Grow up already!

Y/n: *looking at Sharon dead serious* Lucky for you, ‘cause I wished you were dead.

Sharon: *smirk fading slowly*

Scott: Oh my god!

Steve: *trying not to laugh*

Peter: Wo-wow!

Nat: *smirking and staring down Sharon*

Loki: I like her!

Wanda: *staring daggers into Sharon* Unless you want it to come true, leave.

Clint:

Bruce:

Bucky:

Steve:

Nat:

Tony: Okay, this is a real warning here.

Sharon: *looks at Tony, then at Wanda, who’s about to commit a murder, gulps and leaves*

[incorrect-misfits]

Sharon: Earlier Lottie mentioned that her period was late

Sharon: And for a moment I was worried she was pregnant-

Sharon: Then I remembered we're lesbians

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Sam: alright, give me your hairdryer

Natasha: what are you talking about?

Sam: don’t you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Natasha: have you ever met a woman?

*later*

Sam: hey, sharon? do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Sharon: of course. i’m not an animal

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

Bucky: Ok. Could be worse.

Sam: How? How could this be worse?

Bucky: Eh, you could accidentally get your head caught in a helicopter door that flies you out over the ocean where it drops you straight into a pod of ravenous orca that rip you apart, leaving nothing but your bones for the hungry crabs in the inky depths at the bottom of the ocean!

Sam: Wow... I mean...

Sharon: Yeah, I'm... I'm not sure how to respond to that.

[eternalslover]

Sobbing

I would give in so fast

Hi lovely! Could I request giving the marvel ladies the silent treatment plsss <33

I just want it back the way it was before

i feel like being sad girl today😔 so you guys are gonna do it with me🩶❕ thank you lovely anon

carol danvers

first carol thinks you're playing a joke on her. but when she tells you you're favorite joke or pickup line, and you don't giggle the way you usually, carol literally has a panic attack. she freaks out and thinks if everything she might've done to puss you off. she'll then forget about it and just try to apologize. she'll buy you flowers and set up a date. if you still ignore her gesture she'll literally get on her knees and start freaking out, begging you to forgive her. when you do she'll hold you close and plead you to talk to her next time.

sharon carter

first of all she gets a little pissy herself. cmon you two are adults and capable of talking it out. but then she'll realize, you love her to pieces, you're the sweetest person ever, she definitely did something. she'd leave you alone for a little, let you cool down. then she'd want to talk about it. "what's going on baby?" and she'll sit there and wait until you're ready to confess. and if you're not she'll reassure it's okay and apologize for anything she might've done. she'll wait until you're ready.

darcy lewis

when the love of her life gives her the silent treatment, darcy definitely has a breakdown. she'll start spiraling and wondering if you're gonna end things. she'll blame herself, even if it's not her fault and you're just going through things. her smile would fade so fast when she realized what was happening. she'll be asking so many, which you do not respond you, and will freak out when you just walk away. when you're asleep that night, she stroke her hair and silently beg for you to forgive her. if it takes a while she'll back off and might get a little mad. but ultimately she'll be so relieved when you speak to her again. you two both apologize and yk make up;)

nevula

nebula will be confused asf. she'll ask if you have been silenced by some sort of spell or something. when you don't respond she'll leave you alone. then when she tries to talk to you again and you don't respond, she'll try to ply the answer out of you. you have to speak to her again at some point. when that doesn't work, she resorts to her expertise. she'll corner you and ask you why you aren't speaking to her, she might get mad but wouldn't hurt you out of her anger. if you say it's bc of something she did she'll apologize and hold you close. "i am sorry my love".

maria hill

first maria will chuckle. "what's going on babe?" then when you turn and walk away she'll get confused. okay? she'll follow you and watch you from afar. watching you live you're life in silence. she'll ask a simple question of what happened. when you don't respond she'll get more specific asking if something happened on a mission or if someone said something. when you stay silent she'll come close and force you in a hug. you don't push, but don't say anything. she'll hold you close and try to sooth any anger or sadness she may have caused. "was it me baby?" if you don't respond she'll leave it alone and just hold you. if you nod she'll nod back and promise to do better and make it up.

kate bishop

when you walk away and ignore kate when she says something to you she'll go wide eyed and give you a suprised puppy look. she'll scramble to get to you. she'll grab you by the shoulder and stare into youre eyes. questioning what she did, it doesn't come out smoothly, she stutters it out. she definitely follows you like a desperate dog begging you to explain. was it her? "princess did i do something?" then she'll give you a moment. but she won't leave youre side. you could sit for hours ignoring her presence but she wouldn't leave you for a second, not until you talk it out.

[ir0npvrker]

bucky: i’m gonna kick your ass

sam: i’d like to see you try

bucky: okay. saturday. noon. the usual place

sam: you’re on. loser pays for dinner and the movie

sharon: can’t you two just ask each other out normally?

[pawiie]

Sam: Ass or boobs?

Bucky: Probably ass.

Clint: Boobs

Tony: Both

Y/N: Wanda’s Ass and Nat’s Boobs.

Steve: stop objectifying women.

Sam: right.. so what is it?

Steve: *whispers* peggy’s boobs.. sharon’s ass.

Sam: Bro…

Bucky: Dude…

Tony: Thats actually very disturbing to hear.

—

Wanda: I felt my ass cheek twitch.

Sharon: Weird. Same.

Natasha: Really? My left boob is suddenly itchy.

Maria: Try using soap while washing your bodies next time.

[shelly-stark-official]

Y/N: 12 o’clock, Sharon

Pepper: Crap, okay pretend we’re arguing she won’t come here if she sees that

Y/N: YOU STOLE MY INHERITANCE YOU GOLD DIGGER

Pepper:

Pepper: Had that one locked and loaded huh

[welovelouisandbucky]

Why is this acc slowly becoming a Sharon hate blog—

Avengers Incorrect Quotes #idc

(y/n showing off their new fit)

Sharon: nice fit, where did you get it from?

Y/n, deadpan: your mom's closet

...

Y/n: can someone please help me?

Sharon, standing up immediately: here—

Y/n:nofuckoff. *Proceeds to limp to the room with broken rib and a stab wound*

J*hn, just existing:

Y/n and Bucky: and we took that personally.

...

Sharon accidently spills drink on Bucky's shirt.

Sharon: oh my- I'm so sorry

Y/n, lits lighter: don't worry I got this.

Sam: you're gonna burn the shirt?—

Y/n: who said anything about shirt?

Sam:oh okay... WAIT Y/N NO!

Cuts to scene Sharon running for her life.

[thekaiqueen]

Sharon: Sam can’t be good at everything. Maybe he’s a bad kisser.

Bucky: No, he’s good at that too.

Sharon: What?

Bucky: What?

[phoenixes-and-wizards]

joaquin: bucky barnes is stupid

sam, smiling: what did he do now

joaquin, clearly not listening: he walks around, thinking he's soooooo slick and secretive, but literally everyone can see that he's in love with you

sam: hang on--

joaquin: wELL SURPRISE SURPRISE WHITE MAN YOU AIN'T SPECIAL WE'RE ALL IN LOVE WITH SAM

sam: wHAT--

zemo: no no he's got a point

sharon: yeah he totally does

steve, on his 31st wineglass somewhere in heaven: hear hear

[incorrect-misfits]

Ronan: Kiss marry kill - Kaya, Jessica, Gwen

Luna: Kiss Gwen, marry Kaya, kill Morgan

Morgan: I wasn't even an option-

Luna: I know

[wenellyb]