#incorrect quotes re8

[cherryxsapphic]

Y/N: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Donna: Thank you

Y/N: I didn't say that was a good thing

Donna: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

[rosestarlightkatarina]

[teaaagan]

Text

Y/N, texting Alcina: *sends a voice message*

Alcina, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Y/N: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Alcina: *presses play*

Y/N's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

[willalove75]

*y/n feeling under the weather and tired* *looks up at Alcina with outstretched arms* uppies? Alcina: *narrows her eyes at y/n* y/n: *pouts* Alcina: *scoffs, rolls her eyes and picks up y/n anyway* Y/n: *nuzzles into her neck with a content sigh* Alcina: *chuckles, shakes her head and kisses y/n on the forehead* what on earth have you done to me, my little mortal?

[yelenablshop]

Miranda refuses to put a profile picture

[geistergreen]

[donnas-dollface]

Alcina, trying to flirt for once: Are you a painting?

Y/N: Wha-?

Alcina: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Bela around the corner, sighing in relief and whispering to one of her sisters: OH GOD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO SAY SHE WANTED TO HANG THEM OR SOMETHING-

[twilidragonrin-art]

I miss drawing incorrect quotes.

prompt from @caitlynmeow's ask

[revillage-jokes-and-theories]

Mother Miranda : Maternal instinct is important for to raise these children. Alcina : I don't have this maternal instinct but I have an excellent sixth sense ! Mother Miranda : Really ? Alcina : Yes ! In some seconds, Bela will call me because Cassandra killed a maid. Mother Miranda : Alcina : Mother Miranda : Alcina : Mother Miranda : Nothing happ… Bela : MOTHER !!! Alcina : The real power of a mother.

[words-etched-in-her-skin]

Reader, being pushed down onto Alcina's bed: "M-my lady.. shouldn't we close the door first??"

Alcina: "Quiet, pet, and bend over. I'm going to stuff you like a Thanksgiving turkey."

All three girls, staring from the hallway in horror: "MOTHERRRR!"

[ladybathoryy]

Y/n: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Y/n: If you don't want to die, give me all your money!

Karl:Bold of you to assume I have money.

Donna:Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Alcina:Bold of you to assume I can die.

Moreau:wait,what were we doing???

[cherryxsapphic]

Y/n: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Angie: Y/n, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Donna: Angie stop...

[rosestarlightkatarina]

[teaaagan]

Top or Bottom

Daniela: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. 

Y/N: 

Y/N: I'm gonna tell her. 

Alcina: Don't you dare.

[caitlynmeow]

Cassandra: Come on, pick up! Pick up! Bela: *picks up* Cassandra: Hiii~ I love you so much! Cassandra: Can I have twenty thousand Lei? Bela: Why on Earth do you need twenty thousand Lei???? Cassandra: Oh, you know for an escape room??? Bela: You're joking right? Bela: What kind of escape room costs twenty thousand Lei??? Cassandra: Prison Bela:... Bela: I'll be there in ten. Bela: Idiot.

[yelenablshop]

Alcina: "What about you being built like a bus driver?"

Karl: "What about you being built like the bus?"