#incorrect quotes cats musical

[kmn7]

[protagaster]

Penelope: I weaved this tapestry for you depicting our friendship!

Ares: You know, I’m not really a "tapestry" person.

Penelope: Oh, you don’t have to keep it...

Ares: No, I’m gonna cherish it forever now. Back off.

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Mr. Mistoffelees: Sorry, I didn’t mean to look so enamored by you, I was trying to insult you using a very personal detail that would have only been noticed by me watching you for hours.

[yourstruly--gray]

(at Alonzo's funeral)

Munkustrap: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*

Munkustrap: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed...

[munkustance]

Rum Tum Tugger: I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Mistoffelees:

Mistoffelees: I like you.

[emmikay]

Mistoffelees: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Alonzo: (nods in Rum Tum Tugger’s direction) Him.

Mistoffelees: I said "something" not someone.

[incorrectjelliclecats]

Victoria: "I think I might have done something a little bit not good, so that's why I'm here. Since you have so much experience in being terrible, I was wondering if you had any advice in managing a life of crime."

Rumpleteaser: "Okay first of all, strong start going straight for the kill. Secondly, the worst you could do was accidentally take someone's drink at a coffee shop, I'm sure you're fine."

[storyweaverofgondor]

Blitzø: *discussing their latest target* This guy is awful. He's broken like every human law.

Millie: *Side-eyes Moxxie and giggles* He's a monster of depravity.

Moxxie: *Smirking* I hear he cheats at cards.

Blitzø: *Confused eye-twitch as M&M fall over laughing*

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted, observing Melissa: she definitely has the hots for that cat

[incorrectmusicaltheatre]

Rum Tum Tugger: Sometimes, when I am bored, I will stare at nothing and try to convince the human that there is a ghost.

[kmn7]

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Mr. Mistoffelees: You are not nearly funny or attractive enough for this.

The Rum Tum Tugger: Are we about to kiss?

[yourstruly--gray]

Alonzo: If I fall...

Munkustrap: I'll be there to catch you.

Victoria: (looking at Plato) What if I fall too?

Plato: Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side

Rum Tum Tugger: (turning to Mistoffelees) And if I fall?

Mistoffelees: I'll be the one who pushed you

[victoriously-wicked]

GLINDA: *lounging on the couch watching tv*

ELPHABA: *making dinner in the kitchen*

FIYERO: *bursts into their apartment* FIYERO: Glin! I got a big problem!

GLINDA (yelling): Elphie, I got a big problem!

ELPHABA (yelling): What?!

GLINDA (yelling): Fiyero has a big problem and I don't wanna hear about it!

[munkustance]

Mungojerrie: I heard people were shipping us ;)

Coricopat: ...

Coricopat: To where?

[emmikay]

Rum Tum Tugger: People are suspecting my boyfriend is a demon, and I'm here to finally set the record straight.

Rum Tum Tugger: He is. Let's move on.