#incorrect quotes cats musical

[kmn7]

[protagaster]

Penelope: I weaved this tapestry for you depicting our friendship!

Ares: You know, I’m not really a "tapestry" person.

Penelope: Oh, you don’t have to keep it...

Ares: No, I’m gonna cherish it forever now. Back off.

[untuffonelpassato]

[gotham-native]

Jemima sitting on Munkustraps chest in the middle of the night and pulling his one eye open with her little paws : papa I love you so much I want to wear your skin 😺

Munkustrap because this is not the first time she woke him up to say some weird cryptid shit : that's nice honey now go back to bed

[incorrectjelliclecats]

Macavity: "What crimes have I committed that you condemn me so?"

Munkustrap: "The crime of existing near me!"

Macavity: "Oh, so not the murders then?"

Munkustrap: "What murders?"

Macavity: "No idea, there's been no murders."

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Mr. Mistoffelees: Sorry, I didn’t mean to look so enamored by you, I was trying to insult you using a very personal detail that would have only been noticed by me watching you for hours.

[jellicle-quotes]

Munkustrap ;; "I couldn’t ask for a better brother"

Tugger ;; "Thanks"

Munkustrap ;; "I really tried but they all told me that’s not how that works"

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Professor Hidgens: I believe in evolution, I'm just interested in what we evolve into next

Professor Hidgens: Because I'd quite like a propeller

[munkustance]

Rum Tum Tugger: I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Mistoffelees:

Mistoffelees: I like you.

[emmikay]

Mistoffelees: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Alonzo: (nods in Rum Tum Tugger’s direction) Him.

Mistoffelees: I said "something" not someone.

[storyweaverofgondor]

Blitzø: *discussing their latest target* This guy is awful. He's broken like every human law.

Millie: *Side-eyes Moxxie and giggles* He's a monster of depravity.

Moxxie: *Smirking* I hear he cheats at cards.

Blitzø: *Confused eye-twitch as M&M fall over laughing*

[kmn7]

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted, observing Melissa: she definitely has the hots for that cat

[untuffonelpassato]

[incorrectmusicaltheatre]

Rum Tum Tugger: Sometimes, when I am bored, I will stare at nothing and try to convince the human that there is a ghost.

[incorrectjelliclecats]

Rum Tum Tugger: "I know I am very humble, but I do hope you all know I truly am incredible."

Quaxo: "If this is you being humble, I cannot fathom the alternative."