#incorrect pirate101 quotes

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[worstdeathstudent]

Incorrect lore for The Spiral as a whole(translation: Lore that connects Pirate101 and Wizard101):

Kane, realizing that Wizard City would need to be conquered, acted swiftly, creating a machine that disrupted elemental, spirit, celestial, and even shadow magic greatly. The wizards quickly noticed that their spells did not have the power they once had.

This was Kane's biggest mistake: Getting between a wizard and their magic. The Wizard City wizards said "FUCK YOU! You god damn metallic SON OF A BITCH!" and sent several ships out to make the Armada pay for this transgression.

Source: Platinum WoW, Everything You NEED to Know About Dragons in Warcraft.

Ambrose has trained these child soldiers for this exact reason, to commit war crimes against the Machine

[piecesofchess]

Bishop, recording out loud: Day 30 of being stationed at Beachhead. The oil sliding down my arm while working on the Grand Design is no longer annoying, but instead....sort of...tender...

Kane, responding immediately: Do not fuck the Machine.

[fixations-101]

“Everything's better when it’s someone else’s and then it becomes yours”-Ratbeard

Source: JayMoji

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Mormo: The best part of the Oreo cookie is the black cookie part and not white frosting part.

Kan Po: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding.

Carcarius: Hey Socrates, it’s just a cookie.

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Sarah: Ooh, said with the confidence of a man who has his hand stuck in the cookie jar... in a cookie factory... and his pants are down. And they're on fire.

Ratbeard: We get it.

[the-armada-kid]

Cecil and the Elites - The Most Incorrect Quotes

bishop: can you PLEASE just not get into a fight. i need to do my work and you’re not only slowing me down, but you’re slowing down the plans of the armada. cecil: you are actually physically asking me to do the impossible. anywho, my arms are dislocated do you mind bishop: long, exasperated sigh bishop: alright.

cecil: picks up a clockwork bird hey this looks just like you bishop: what? no it doesn’t. cecil: holds the bird up next to bishop i have to disagree with you there bishop: how are you holding that i thought your arm was broken cecil: oh no it was the other arm, this one’s just fractured

kane: phule, come here. now. phule: sighs cecil: HAHA, DUMBASS! YOU’RE IN TROUBLE! kane: cecil, you too. cecil: looks at phule cecil: cecil: if i die, you are going down with me phule: doubt it

cecil: rooke. rookerookerookerookerookeroo– rooke: what cecil: lemme up rooke: no cecil: i’m telling everyone about your stuffed animal collection rooke: cut to cecil on rooke’s shoulders

cecil: bitch the pirate: bitch cecil: what the fuck like are you serious do you know that i could totally kick your ass if i wanted to like no joke i will be the cause of your death you dare challenge me as if you don’t fear death but you do and i know you do you just think you don’t but you’ll die for nothing..(trails off) the pirate: i can physically feel your ego begging to be fed

[bravequackcathal]

Catbeard: Where are you going?

Fan: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.

[whizzermania]

pirate: you play it, you get us to sally. but a million people would die.

catbeard: *plays harmonica*

pirate: CATBEARD NO-

[coopersroost]

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[worstdeathstudent]

Aika lore incorrect quote featuring Pirate101

Calder, missing her prosthetic arm: Where's your weapon pirate? Pirate, too sore and tired to be polite: Dunno. Where's your arm wizard?

Source: The All Guardsman Party, The REDACTED Conspiracy

The pirate didn't have to violate her like that 😭

[piecesofchess]

Incorrect Quotes + Armada Elites (Pt 1)

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