#incorrect oblivion quote

[thedisc0panda]

Well well well…if it isn’t me and the homies back making memes at three in the morning

[druidx]

Incorrect Tags Game

Tagged by @odysseywritings TY!

Tagging back: @strosmkai-rum @spacetimewraithwrites @wildswrites @odysseywritings @ayzrules @morganwriteblr @my-writblr @bexminx @writingingraves @dreamwishing @aalinaaaaaa @pleaseloathemyveryexistence @jaguarthecat @catharticallysarcastic @bread-of-death @bluegreystarstuff @bodoramzap @whimsyqueen @dxrlingdaydreams @horridmacaronibaby @thewriteflame @amoretteverity Rules: use this quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs, then tag as many people as quotes you listed.

Because I'm still in The Ruby Falls brainrot territory, these will be for that WIP. And since there are 22 tags... most of the quotes are going under the cut!

Mankar Camoran: Dammit, you ruin everything! Aderyn: You're welcome.

Martin, writing in their diary at Kvatch with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

Jauffre: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? Aderyn: Why start now?

Martin & Baurus, pointing a camera at Aderyn: There she is, our sweet baby. Aderyn, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

Baurus & Martin, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Jena: Hey. Aderyn: Hi. Jauffre: Hello. Ferrum: Hey! Baurus: I gave you the key to our place for emergencies only! Roliand: We were out of Doritos.

Arianrhod: Aderyn, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day? Aderyn: It… It didn't take me the whole day…

Aderyn, to the Squad: I’d die for you. Jauffre: Then perish. Baurus: Please don’t. Ferrum: Cool. Martin: I’d die for you first.

Jauffre: We wouldn’t last two minutes without Aderyn. Jauffre: Jauffre: Don’t tell her I said that.

Aderyn, throwing their head into Arianrhod's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Arianrhod, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

Aderyn: I'm having problems with a guy... Belisarius: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems? Belisarius: Because I can only help with the former.

Ferrum: How would you like your coffee? Jena: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Ferrum, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Caroline: What is love? Martin: An emotional minefield. Jauffre: A neurochemical reaction. Aderyn: Baby don't hurt me.

Aderyn: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love* Martin: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you. Baurus: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way… Aderyn: *has a panic attack* What confession? Jena: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too. Ferrum: So what? Are you going to date me or not? Jauffre: It was a dare.

Martin to Baurus: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just... Aderyn: Cockroach ankles! Martin: Ye- uh, what?

Aderyn: I'm tired. Arianrhod: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?! Aderyn: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

Baurus: *holds a gun out to Martin* Martin: I-I don't believe in guns. Baurus: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

Martin: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Baurus: This is a lie. Baurus: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. Baurus: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Baragon: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

Aderyn: A decision had to be made. Jauffre: And you fucked it up!

Jauffre: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch. Aderyn: What changed your mind? Jauffre: Oh, now I know that you’re a fake bitch. Why do you ask?

Jena: So… who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? Arcturus: We're chopsticks! Jena: Well… that's cute! Jena: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? Cyrus: No, it means that if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Cheeky bonus from the Doc:

Baragon, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my teammates.

[nine-blessed-hero]

One does not simply walk into Camoran's Paradise.

Martin Septim, explaining why he needs to crack the Mysterium Xarxes to open the portal to Paradise, definitely

[raeuberprinzessin]

Dick, excitedly showing his newest little sister Marinette the Batcave: This is the Batcave! Overe there is the Batcomputer and here we sharpen our Batarangs. On this side are the Batbikes and if you follow this path you'll find the Batplane. And right here is the Batmobile! Isn't it amazing? We should totally take you on a joy ride with it, don't you agree? What do you say?

Marinette, slowly taking it all in: I feel like you were going for a theme with this ... Let me guess? Moody broody late-pubescent goth?

Alfred: Very well said, Miss Marinette.

Jason, peering at a stricken-looking Bruce: Well, I guess trying to show off how cool you are to your new daughter might not go as planned. Any contingencies, old man?

Tim: Going off of experience, it's having a moody brooding session in the dark cave. You know, like a late-pubescent goth.

Bruce, murmuring: I didn't even name most of these things, why am I getting attacked?

[actual-skyrim-quotes]

HoK: I'm looking for a Martin. He's supposed to be a priest?

Martin: That would be me

HoK: You sound a lot like Boromir

Martin: Who?

HoK: Don't worry about it

[lighthousepigeons]

[Christian and Gianna arguing about something]

Gianna: There's only one way to settle this.....rock, paper, scissors!

Christian:

Gianna: *Plays scissors*

Christian: *Plays rock*

Gianna: I lost!

Christian:

Gianna: *Makes puppy eyes*

Christian: No, you won! This rock is soft!

[nine-blessed-hero]

Chorrol Fighters Guild, Basement forge

Sabine Laul: Good morning Hero. It's unusual to see you down here so-- Wait. What are you doing?

HoK *beating seven bells out of a saucepan*: Trying to unstick the porridge I burnt!

A novice of Alchemy is still capable of burning cereal.

[incorrectdaedra]

Martin: "Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"

Hero of Kvatch: "Is that not the bedrock upon which this friendship was founded?"

[severe-kitty]

Kat: Papa, promise you won't get mad.

Christian: Go on.

Kat: Papa, you didn't promise.

Christian: I know. Go on.

[orangevanillabubbles]

Memes I made about the poll

I’m sorry @incorrectskyrimquotes :(

[thedisc0panda]

I love the fact Jauffre trained Baurus almost as much as I love the fact that Martin had a more rebellious teenage years than the guy who was trained to be a spy

[druidx]

Last Line Tag

Tagged by @writingingraves (from September)

Tagging back: @strosmkai-rum @spacetimewraithwrites @wildswrites @odysseywritings @ayzrules @morganwriteblr @my-writblr @bexminx @writingingraves @dreamwishing @aalinaaaaaa @pleaseloathemyveryexistence @jaguarthecat @catharticallysarcastic @bread-of-death @bluegreystarstuff @bodoramzap @whimsyqueen @dxrlingdaydreams @horridmacaronibaby @thewriteflame @amoretteverity

This is from a new TESIV: Oblivion Fic I'm writing, No Knight in Shining Armour, Xe. It's not quite the last lines, but I think it's funny

The armour is a work of art. The gold inlay glitters, the red enamel lies bold and proud. It fits beautifully, moves smoothly. The tingle of enchantments runs up xir arms like goosebumps. The armourer is offended when xe asks how strong it is, but Ocato puts a stop to them proving its mettle before the ceremony.

AKA

Rowan: Sure, it's pretty, but is it going to save my life? Armourer: You listen here, bucko. You think I'd make the Champion of Cyrodiil inferior armour? You'll think again once I've shown you- Ocato: For the love of the Divines! If I see even one dent in that before the knighting ceremony, you're both going to jail!

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

If we’re in trouble, just throw a Dragonborn at the problem and hope for the best.

Akatosh, often, definitely

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

Hero of Kvatch: I would die for you. Martin: Not if I die for you first!

[oblivionscience]

Ienzo: Octopi can change their colors to match their surroundings. This is called–

Riku: An octo-lie.

Ienzo: …Metachrosis

Naminé: Mocktopus

[pseudonym-lux]

Dinah: Any demons here? Any demons out tonight? Any horny boys?

Stiles: Horny boys?

Dinah: What? They have horns