#incorrect ng quotes

[shuutingstar]

look who’s bored again. me, i am. have some pjo side character incorrect quotes because i love them so much.

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Paolo: what does “Take Out” mean?

Connor: Food.

Valentina: Dating.

Laurel and Holly: Murder.

Sherman: all three if you’re not a coward!

Connor: Me and Malcolm were playing Scrabble and it was a nightmare.

Juniper: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Connor: Not when you’re playing with Malcolm. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Mitchell: you’re petty.

Drew: you mispronounced ‘pretty’ but okay.

Ellis: crushes are the worst!

Cecil: yeah, whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Ellis: pfft you’re always stupid.

Cecil: yeahhh, don’t think about that too hard.

Ellis:

Travis: if we put Luke, Thalia and Annabeth in a room, who do you think would come out crying first?

Connor: the room.

Jake: did you hear? Luke was almost hit by an arrow in training today!

Michael: I know. He was faster than I thought.

Jake:

Michael: don’t worry, I’ll get him next time.

Malcolm: gods, this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done!

Drew: aren’t you dating Connor?

Connor: that was uncalled for!

Mitchell: I want to be like a caterpillar.

Clovis: Explain.

Mitchell: eat a lot, sleep, wake up beautiful.

Clovis: you do know you would have a lifespan of about a week?

Mitchell: another highlight.

Katie: did you know cereal is basically cold breakfast soup?

Connor: *drops cereal bowl*

Travis: STOP SCARING THE KIDS KATIE!

Laurel: the risk I took was carefully calculated.

Billie and Damien: WE ALMOST DIED!

Laurel: I never said I was good at maths.

[beuatifulbuttercup]

titan army shit bc it's the only thing keeping my life together

Billie: Lou Ellen… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Lou Ellen: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Billie: Billie: I wrote sanitize, Lou Ellen.

Valentina, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world. Valentina: does finger guns You gotta look good while doing it.

Ellis: Where did you get that tomato soup? Clovis: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Luke: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Valentina: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call? Silena: No. No, Valentina, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Valentina calls Ellis. Number five: Billie gets eaten by a shark. Billie: I’m Billie, and I approve the order of that list.

Alabaster: Why am I the bad guy? Ethan: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

While the Squad is in a battle Luke, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left! Chris: Take it back now y'all!

Billie: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Valentina: Valentina: I like you.

Luke: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Ethan: Ellis, probably.

Ethan: You're pathetic! Lou Ellen: You're pathetic-er! Alabaster: You're both losers.

Silena after Chris went insane: Chris, can I ask you a question? Chris: Sure, anything. Silena: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

Ethan: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Luke: Ethan: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Billie: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Alabaster's birthday invitations. Lou Ellen: Well, what are they supposed to say? Billie: "Alabaster's birthday". Lou Ellen: So, what do they say instead? Billie: "Alabaster’s bi". Lou Ellen: Lou Ellen: Works out either way.

[i-donot-forget]

Jason being Jason

*Ysaline and Jason arguing inches away from each other* Ysaline: i hate you Jason smirking: I am all you have

[schumi-nadal]

Roger: Now that this semifinal is over... Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Rafa: It was autocorrect. Roger: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Rafa: Yes.

[waywardnajsepticeye]

Seiji: Okay fine, alright- try this first page. Sound it out. Akira: Uh, wuh-uh um. One.....Fiss-huh....Twoah fiss-huh.... Hazuki: Are you serious? Akira: That's not fair! You picked a hard one for me to read! Seiji: It's a Dr. Seus book, you fucking DIPSHIT-

[thieves-in-the-palace]

3rd Semester Akechi: "...you know, don't you? We need to discuss this." NG+ time loop Akira: "glad we're on the same page. i want a divorce"

[the-skull-breaker]

Elenda : what's your type ?

Roy : I have a girlfriend.

Elenda : so what's your type, then ?

Roy : my girlfriend.

Elenda : and what does she look like ?

Roy : she looks like my girlfriend.

Elenda : so what would you rate me out of ten ?

Roy : hummm... I can't do that...

Elenda : you can't rate me at all... ?

Roy : I can't rate you at all.

Elenda : what would you rate your girlfriend out of ten ?

Roy : she broke my skin 'cause she's so beautiful...

[lightgriffinsect]

Mearest: Hey, I say we go down there, kick the Andromedas’ door in, and let them know that we’re in town. Dearest: That ain’t the way we do things here. We may have to go in there and run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking. Mearest: Okay, you come with me, you do the smooth talking, let’s go. Dearest: No, we can’t just go in there and kick down the Andromedas’ door. We need a plan. Mearest: Well, who makes the plans? Dearest: Psychic. Mearest: Psychic, what's the plan? Psychic: You guys are gonna go down there, kick the Andromedas’ door in, let them know you’re in town.

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[incorrect-woebegone-quotes]

Marissa: Oh my God, the stove is on fire! What should we do?!

Mikey: Okay, no worries, we just need an adult.

Marissa: But we ARE adults.

Mikey: I need an adultier adult! Where's Anne?

[chaotic-theatrical-weaver]

Izzy: It's always "this doll is haunted and is ominously shattering the china" and never "how can I provide adequate enrichment for my haunted doll so she doesn't destroy stuff out of boredom".

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

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Dad thing

{♡} personal

- I hated when my dad did this shit like WDYM UR EATING M Y SNACK

Ignore the fear and focus on me

{♡} requested

- I lowkey always wanna ride a motorcycle, but I'm a pussy lowkey-

Left out in the cold

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- OPEENN THE WIINNDDOOOWWWWWW

Such a good boy! - NSFW

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- IMA SLUT THIS MF OUUTTT (w love ofc)

Try me.

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- Sunflower will kill someone don't test them.

Lavender tea's and cuddles

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- STOP IM SO SOFT FOR HIIMMMM RRRAAAHHHH

Fame is one hell of a drug.

{♡} requested

- So, Yandere Faust am I right?

would have loved it

{♡} personal

- Ah, my arcana phase shaped me in middle school ngl

POT OF GREED

{♡} personal

- HAHAHAHHA Puffer and Droid ref

outfit ideas

{♡} personal

- Gonna make this man my barbie the way I'm dressing him up.

Incorrect Quotes:

OUTFIT REPEATER

Tired and overworked isn't a good combo

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- Auron is tired and just wants Rook

How the hell did you get someone?

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- Ft. Faust who is dragging Auron verbally.

Golden Cage of Mine

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- A God's obsesstion ruins the mentality of the mortal he loves.

Demon summoning

{♡} ask

- This would be areally interesting ng;

John wick

{♡} ask

- Rook did say they were dangerous as Auron

A God's obsession Love

{♡} reblog

- My moot asked and I gave

Art idea

{♡} personal

- Teehee art idea

outfit ideas

{♡} personal

- Making this mf a Barbie fr

they both reach for the gun

{♡} personal

- OH YES OH YES OH YES OH YES

Even cooking mama couldn't fix this!

{♡} requested

- RIP Cooking Mama couldn't help Angel'

Does this count as a beach episode?

{♡} personal

- I need to write more about Jack

Incorrect Quotes:

I will.

Can the world not today?

{♡} requested

- Sugarboo is trying not to kill themselves bc of people. w the bittersweet boys

Eating disorder comfort

{♡} requested

- Sugarboo after a comment started not to eat a lot. So, Alphonse and Seth help them by being honest.

Insult MY boys? Nah come get verbally wrecked

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- Sugarboo is ready to kill verbally or physically for their boys.

Transphobic family HCs

{♡} requested

- How would Alphonse, Seth and Charlie react to their reader having a transphobic family?

Thrifting with the boys!

{♡} requested

- God I wanna go thrifting w Charlie,Finn and Faust.

More thrifting with the boys

{♡} requested

- ooo more thrifting w Seth, Auron and Jack.

Kissing marks

{♡} requested

- MWAH MWAH MWAH KISSES w Auron, Lucien and Jack teehee

Sweet, but weird younger brother

{♡} requested

- Finn, Faust and Auron meet your younger brother!

Caregivers for age regressor Listener HC's

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- Alphonse, Seth, Charlie and Auron being caregivers for their reader

Past addictions shaped me

{♡} requested

- This is pt2 of bad habits are hard to beat but w Alphonse, Seth and Charlie.

Stimming HC's

{♡} requested

- Alphonse and Seth with a Sugarboo who stims.

More stimming HC's

{♡} requested

- this time with Auron, Finn and Charlie

A short lover

{♡} requested

- Alphonse, Auron and Lucien with a shrter reader

Boo backstory?

{♡} ask

- backstory? yeah fuck it why not

Doomsday by Lizzy McAlpine

{♡} ask

- FUUUCCKKK SSTTTOOOPPPPP

Are you a Angel?

{♡} ask

- Fuck yeah their a Angel!!

Charlie x Listener x Jack

{♡} ask

- I love this need a ship name tho

more of above ship

{♡} ask

- teehee more ship talk

Boo being bitter when younger

{♡} ask

- This would make Boo understand Seth more ngl

More things on Boo

{♡} ask

- more about Boo being the one destined to kill Derek.

Boo putting the fear of god into Derek

{♡} ask

- Boo torments Derek

Boo changing and ruining lives they see fit

{♡} ask

- Boo is that person that can make or break your life

rair pairs names from moot

{♡} ask

- ngl moot comes in clutch w the names for them

whimsy/goblincore sugarboo

{♡} ask

- ngl love this idea

Long distance relationship

{♡} ask

- Bittwersweet but make it long distance

couple costumes

{♡} ask

- teehee Bittersweet trio in pirate and merepeople coustomes

Bringing your partner lunch - Middle ground

{♡} personal

- Test Darling's patience they don't care, Finn does and Auron loves them both but Darling PLEASE-

Sharp words and broken pots

{♡} personal

- Auron heals Darling and Darling knows he's panicking, Finn loves his partner's when they have their moments.

Family meeting? (Just the brother though?)

{♡} personal

- Middle ground where Auron's partner's meet his brother. Darling isn't amused and Finn is trying to keep shit together.

No longer you - Bittersweet

{♡} personal

- 100% rec Epic the Musical

Gravity falls quote - Bittersweet

{♡} personal

- WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!!!

Grief

{♡} personal

- This is more of like a vent post w me trying to process grief.

Can we rest now?

{♡} personal

- Sugarboo just wants to sleep and cuddle w their boy's

round about trend

{♡} personal

- YV might die if he meet them in real life ngl

Boo dealing with stupid people

{♡} personal

- Boo will smite you don't test them

YV stories as anime's

{♡} personal

- I'd so watch YB anime's

Hamilton cross overrr

{♡} personal

- bc I had a hamilton phase

Twitter PT28 PT29 PT30 PT31 PT32 PT33 PT34 PT35 PT36 PT37

Incorrect Quotes:

doesn't have morality

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[lovable-chica]

Incorrect TTTE Quotes 5 Sketalya Edtion: Darla(Oc) Wakes Up To The NG Engines Arguing

”It’s 6 In The Morning and Darla was Staying With The NG Engines For 2 Weeks While Her Aunt and Mom are Away on Trip, and Wakes Up To Arguing Turning Out To The NG Engine Arguing About Some Crap”

Darla: Hey Guys? I’m Trying To Sleep, It’s 6 Am in the morning and Luke Is Still Sleeping So Shut Your Gosh Darn Mouths!

@sketalya’s Rheneas: Sorry Dear, We Were Just Arguing About Duncan’s Behavior About Swearing.

Darla: “Gives Duncan A Creepy Look” You Better Watch Your Mouth Man..

@sketalya’s Duncan: Alright! Your Face Is Much Scary Then Ghost..

“Darla Already Knows About Ghosts Because Rusty Told Her He Was A Ghost, Smart Hybrid-Reindeer, Later Darla told Rusty A Plan To Get Back At Duncan, So Rusty Gave Duncan A Bad Nightmare, and for the rest of the morning Darla Just Laughed At Duncan For Being A Scaredy Cat.

Note to Self: NG Engines’s Human Designs Goes to @sketalya, Your Luke Design Is Cute and Adorable, I Should Make A Fanart for You If You Mind! :D

[beuatifulbuttercup]

Cabin Four Fun

Miranda: Ducks are better than rabbits. Katie: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. Meg: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Katie: We’re not talking about flavour, Meg! Meg: Flavour counts! Katie: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Billie: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier? Katie: Okay, but- Billie: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? Meg: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out! Katie: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, MEG! Meg: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, KATIE! Miranda: I- Jesus-

Miranda: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Billie: That's deep. Meg: That means that ketchup is a smoothie. Billie: That's deeper. Katie: …You guys are idiots.

Billie: You just said ‘hole’ too many times. Katie: And that’s coming from Billie. Miranda: Points at Billie That’s concerning. Meg: YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING KATIE! storms out

Miranda: Hey, what have you two been doing? Billie: we were helping Travis with their wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate. Meg: How is “Nice ass, Katie” inappropriate?

Miranda, about Katie and Travis: My god, would you two just get a room already? Travis: Excuse me, Miranda? Miranda: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding? Katie: … Billie: I ship it! Meg: CAN YOU NOT?

Billie: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Katie, exasperated: WHY?!? Katie points at Meg: YOU TRIED TO HYJACK A CAR! Katie points at Miranda: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A CARPARK! Katie points at Billie: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES AND ROCKS OFF THE GROUND! Katie: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????

Katie: You guys worried about Miranda? Meg: Totally! Billie: Yeah, she called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Katie: And what'd you say? Billie: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Meg: Katie: She's lucky to have you as a sister.

Miranda: Hey, Meg, how are you doing? Meg: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school. Miranda: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good! Meg: Yup! Miranda: I lost my phone and my cat died. Meg: Hey, not bad compared to last week. Miranda: I know right! Katie: Are they okay? Billie: I don’t think they are.

Meg, gesturing to Katie: Billie, look what you did! You made Mom upset! Miranda: Mom, please don’t cry, we’re sorry! Billie: I’m sorry Mom… :( Katie, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

[thesoggiestboyintown]

RTC incorrect quotes but it’s just my shit texts

noel gruber:

“guess who set their shoe on fire”

“theater kids are the reason global warming exists”

“i feel like a couple who’s always on the brink of divorce but pretends to be in a happy marriage “

“in my on the verge of divorce era”

“have we as a community considered kissing my ass”

“lord strike me down and give me an std”

mischa bachinski:

“sometimes i think and then i cry”

“i’m so bored i’m going to rob the school cafeteria just for shits and giggles”

“cute date idea ! rob a bank and makeout in the employee room of a Walmart <3”

“i want to punt a toad “

“update i’m planning someone’s funeral”

“give head pls”

“about to rob an ikea what do u want”

“i hope she explodes”

“i want to meet a smurf and then drown it”

“i’m going to steal a kid off the street just to feel something”

“time to take out the shot glass”

ricky potts:

“how to become zolarian cat”

“what if i just throw a dog into a freezer”

“how do i turn into a rubix cube”

“i’m such a deceitful snake”

“why is luigi so submissive and breedable”

“my personality is a sad star with a little hat that says ass licker”

“my emotional support teacher isn’t here yet i’m going to swallow a cat whole”

“what if i just grabbed a cat and never gave it back”

“what if i swallow a bell”

constance blackwood:

“is breast milk diary free”

“how do i turn into a rubix cube”

“i sometimes forget that you’re an only child”

“she’s like obsessed with me (she has a crush on a boy)”

“if there’s a screen, ao3 will be seen. [insert picture of ao3 home screen on a Nintendo switch]”

“when ur so stupid you get shocked when your manipulative ex manipulates u again when u give her another chance”

“someone nut tapped superman”

“Is it safe to drink bleach”

“How to get rid of hickies”

“Yes actually, when I was gender fluid I grew a penis when I felt masc”

“Lord give me strength”

“NO I KEEP FIGHTING THOSE DEMONS”

jane doe:

“the lives of erasers and rubber have come to me, begging for mercy. for a chance at life and peace. to experience the beautiful presence of true joy. but they forget mercy is earned through patience and worship. so they instead left with bruises of pure agony and despair. stories to keep their children and their childrens children cautious of who they bow to.”

“sad pyromaniac at its best tbh”

“i just disassociated while setting fire to my shoe”

“Oh ye I go by they/them now because fuck gender :]”

“i he!r t.H3 scrm,,s o’’f @lL m”y vctms b..egg!ng fr me t stp :3”

“!! i c,,Vt of d0!!$ h3aD ..!!”

“!! į w!lł t3!! th,, v0ics t0 nøt hVrt ÿ0ū >~<“

“i’m gonna eat someone’s eyeballs for a snack”

“stfu therapist i’m literally just being dramatic”

“about to suck someone’s soul wish me luck”

“what’s stopping me from eating babies”

“i’m in ur floor boards”

“i’ve been stuck with theater kids for like 3 hours save me”

“insanely hot (take away “ly hot”)”

“i don't eat food, i consume personalities snacks? no. souls.”

“I WANNA EAT PLAY DOUGH SO BADLT I FORGOT HOE TO SPEL PLAYFOOUGH”

“i say i'm fine but i'm reality i feel like a black hole is eating my stomach”

“ya know sometimes my brain sounds like velcro

kdithigigifixgxggc”

“wdym i cant commit crimes who's gonna stop me”

“was told i could drink bleach so if i start internally bleeding tonight don't ask questions”

[grishaverse-chaos]

For the shipping ask game:

Starting off, sorry if this is awkward. First time doing an ask!

Ahhh, lots of ships, and a surprising amount of them with Alina. Huh. Let’s go with that, thoughts on any Alina ships that interest you?(you don’t have to do all of them. I know not all of them have much to have thoughts about, and others are likely to get you mobbed if you say the wrong thing.)

already answered this for malina so I'm going to do genyalina and darkl!na because those are the two I have most thoughts about (and I'm not afraid of being mobbed lmao, if anyone wants to start a fight with me idc)

genyalina: yes I ship it!! it's my otp

I started shipping it bc of the way Alina constantly describes Genya as being so pretty in the books (and also cute incorrect quotes on Tumblr lmao)

fav things: it's cute! it's sapphic! it's literally perfect 🥰 they are so cute together and I love them

unpopular opinion is it should have been canon (idk if that's actually unpopular though lmao)

darkl!na: absolutely do not ship it

I don't ship it because it's abusive and my girl Alina deserves better (me. she deserves me. watch out aleksander I'm coming to steal your gf)

I feel like I could have liked it if the darkl!ng had been a better person and not straight-up evil, like if he hadn't committed multiple mass murders!

it had..... potential. the girl who everyone thinks is a chosen one but feels lonely and out of place with the one who everybody thinks is evil but actually wants what's best for people? GREAT dynamic in theory. such a pity that the darkl!ng actually IS evil

[cappuccino-blood]

INCORRECT QUOTES #1

Akame: So does anyone knows what a hyperbole is?

Shin, Yuuma and Subaru: …

Akame: Nobody? Okey…

Akame looks at Shin

Akame: Shin! Your forehead is bigger than the fuck!ng sky

Shin: EXCUSE ME!?

Akame: See see? That was a hyperbole

That was a hyperbole!

Shin losing his sh!t

Akame: Because I’m not saying that Shin’s MASSIVE forehead—

Shin: WHAT!?

Akame: Is actually bigger than the sky

No, I’m just saying that it’s pretty fuck!ng big

Shin: AHHHHH—