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[enby-at-the-pyschward]

Ricky:What goes up but never comes down?

Ryan:The amount of stress you're bringing this band.

[release-the-mccracken]

Ricky: I need life advice. Vinny, sipping Gatorade and eating raw cookie dough: You came to the right person.

[bestquotes21]

[ciginatree]

Chris: I’m the pancake you tried to flip but it landed on the floor and got pushed under the fridge

Vinny: we’re all pancakes and god is the chef being ratatouilled by the devil

Rick: ok Vinny no more weed for you and Chris… I don’t even wanna know where you’re getting this shit from

[vinnymauro-chenzomauro]

Ricky: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you. Justin: Being a fish. Ricky: Well, shit.

[xx-emoidiot-xx]

Incorrect Motionless in White Quote #2

Chris: You shouldn’t be using a straw.

Vinny: I know, I know, it’s bad for the environment and shit.

Chris: Well yeah, but I’m just saying that’s a really weird way to eat spaghetti.

[frozenbreadcrumbs]

Incorrect Quotes - BLACK VEIL BRIDES

Andy: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Lonny will and will not eat. Jinxx: Grass? Yes! Andy: Moss? Yes!! Jinxx: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Andy: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Jinxx: Worms? Sometimes! Andy: Rocks? Usually nah. Jinxx: Twigs? Usually! Andy: CC's cooking? Inconclusive! Jake: How did you… test this? Andy: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it. Jake: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. CC: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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//This is absolutely hilarious and so accurate!! Lonny has the strangest diet, and I'm loving it!//

[ay-its-an-emo]

Vinny: i can't find my phone

Chris: I'll call it for you

Vinny: No wait!

Phone ringing: you are my dad (you're my dad!) boogie woogie woogie

Chris:....

Vinny:....

Vinny: Ok i can explain-

[incorrect-miw]

Vinny: Why do you have all those branches?

Chris: I’m the regional branch manager

Chris: *starts twerking to work bitch*

The rest of the band: ...

[mndayquote]

[enby-at-the-pyschward]

Justin:Would you slap Vinny-

Ricky:Yes.

Justin:I didn't even finish!

Ricky:Sorry,continue.

Justin:Would you slap Vinny for 10 dollars?

Ricky:I would do it for free.

Vinny:Rude...

[release-the-mccracken]

Justin, watching the news: Hey! Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today. Vinny, covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[incorrectmotionlessinwhitequotes]

justin: hey, what phone do you have?

chris: oh, an iphone 8 

justin: cool.. cool..

chris, 2 months later: hey why did you need my phone type?

justin: for your birthday, duh

chris: did you get me a phone case?!?!?!?

justin: of course it a fucking phone case, dumbass

[ciginatree]

Chris: I can never tell if someone is flirting with me or just being friendly

Ricky: maybe we should kiss until you figure it out ;)

Chris: like platonically or

[vinnymauro-chenzomauro]

Justin: Are we fighting or flirting? Ricky: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Justin: Your point?

[xx-emoidiot-xx]

Incorrect Motionless in White Quote #4

Vinny: Hello everyone, welcome to my first vlog. Today I will be trying out different hair products.

Vinny: *sprays hairspray in mouth*

Vinny: Well right off the bat I can tell you this one isn’t very good.