#incorrect miw

[enby-at-the-pyschward]

Ricky:What goes up but never comes down?

Ryan:The amount of stress you're bringing this band.

[release-the-mccracken]

Ricky: I need life advice. Vinny, sipping Gatorade and eating raw cookie dough: You came to the right person.

[ciginatree]

Chris: I’m the pancake you tried to flip but it landed on the floor and got pushed under the fridge

Vinny: we’re all pancakes and god is the chef being ratatouilled by the devil

Rick: ok Vinny no more weed for you and Chris… I don’t even wanna know where you’re getting this shit from

[xxmikeymurderxx]

ME WITH MY SIMS 4 GENERATIONS CHALLENGE WHERE THE ENTIRE FAMILY (minus the youngest son, the second eldest daughter and the father) LITERALLY ALL WEAR SOME KIND OF PASTEL COLOUR BUG YOU JUST HEAR FUCKING SLAUGHTERHOUSE OR SHADOW MOSES BLARING THROUGH THE TV

Lee, wearing a pastel shirt that says "crybaby" on it: yeah so my favorite music genre is probably metal

[xx-emoidiot-xx]

Incorrect Motionless in White Quote #2

Chris: You shouldn’t be using a straw.

Vinny: I know, I know, it’s bad for the environment and shit.

Chris: Well yeah, but I’m just saying that’s a really weird way to eat spaghetti.

[incorrect-miw]

Vinny: Why do you have all those branches?

Chris: I’m the regional branch manager

Chris: *starts twerking to work bitch*

The rest of the band: ...

[suspect-percy]

Chris: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

Chris: Wait that’s terrible advice.

Chris: Don’t do anything I would do.

Chris: I know, it’s not a lot of options.

[vinnymauro-chenzomauro]

Ricky: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you. Justin: Being a fish. Ricky: Well, shit.

[incorrectmotionlessinwhitequotes]

justin: hey, what phone do you have?

chris: oh, an iphone 8 

justin: cool.. cool..

chris, 2 months later: hey why did you need my phone type?

justin: for your birthday, duh

chris: did you get me a phone case?!?!?!?

justin: of course it a fucking phone case, dumbass

[enby-at-the-pyschward]

Justin:Would you slap Vinny-

Ricky:Yes.

Justin:I didn't even finish!

Ricky:Sorry,continue.

Justin:Would you slap Vinny for 10 dollars?

Ricky:I would do it for free.

Vinny:Rude...

[release-the-mccracken]

Justin, watching the news: Hey! Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today. Vinny, covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[ciginatree]

Chris: I can never tell if someone is flirting with me or just being friendly

Ricky: maybe we should kiss until you figure it out ;)

Chris: like platonically or

[faithandmyserie]

Chris: so shut your mouth before I fuck it

Me:

[pleaseberealforme]

Ricky: Is there anything better than pussy? yeah, A really good book.

[xx-emoidiot-xx]

Incorrect Motionless in White Quote #4

Vinny: Hello everyone, welcome to my first vlog. Today I will be trying out different hair products.

Vinny: *sprays hairspray in mouth*

Vinny: Well right off the bat I can tell you this one isn’t very good.

[incorrect-miw]

Chris: I have determined i am a candle

Vinny: Explain?

Chris: I smell nice-

Ryan: That’s debatable

Chris: AS I WAS SAYING, I smell nice, I look nice, and I light up the room with my presence. People love me. But if you forget about me, I will light your motherfucking house on fire.

Ricky: *spits coffee out*