#incorrect mgafs quotes

[the-faketiccit0by]

Sun: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response

Foxy: Wow. They sound stupid

Sun: But they’re not. They’re an average amout of smart actually. Just dense

Foxy: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Sun: I guess you’re right. Hey Foxy, I love you

Foxy: See! Just say that!

Sun: HOLY FUCKING SHIT...

Foxy: If that flies over their head then, sorry Sun, but they're too dumb for you

Sun: FOXY...

[pinkydee10]

Eclipse: *walks into his lab*

Puppet: Eclipse. Eclipse flip the pickle over! Eclipse, flip the pickle over, the payoff is huge!

Eclipse: *does so*

Puppet: Look! I’ve turned myself into a pickle, Eclipse! IM PICKLE PUPPET!

[llamaisllama777]

Here's more TSBS incorrect quotes

Enjoy!.... again.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Eclipse: I love seam rippers so much. Fuck you Fazbear patch. Fuck you company making me a billboard for your product. Fuck you to Fazbear. I’m gonna replace all the brand patches on my clothes with patches that say twink!

Foxy: Mom always called hers Jack, so as far as I'm concerned all seam rippers are named Jack-the-ripper.

Ruin: Is she single?

[cgarttrailsandtails]

Basically Eclipse and Earth’s friendship:

Ec: I am going to kill the next person I f*cking see I swear to god-

Ea: Hii! Hello, I’m so happy to see youu!! ❤️

Ec: •-•

P, M, +F: *dying of laughter*

Ec: Heyy… omg…

Ea: oh I’m so happy to see you oh bub bub bub bub ba! *smothering him*

Ec: *taking it cause she’s his friend*

[thespookiestprincessofthemall]

Monty: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness-

Earth: Hi.

Monty: *Melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

[madcatdaderpydrawer-blog]

Monty: they have daddy issues.

New bloodmoon: We don’t even have a dad

Monty: exactly

[the-faketiccit0by]

Eclipse, looking out the window at the porch: KC! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKING CAT OUTSIDE!

Lunar: Shapeshifting is the best power because you can have any look anytime you want, you can turn into a cuter version of yourself, you can turn into a DRAGON, you can turn into your friends, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged brother's house while chanting ominously about his sins-

Monty: That took a weird turn, but I'm still on board.

exactly, he gets it!

[the-faketiccit0by]

Puppet: *sigh*

Puppet: I miss my wife Eclipse...

Puppet: I miss her a lot... I'll be back...

[the-faketiccit0by]

Foxy: now, how many men have you kissed?

Sun: ...very few

Foxy: but you offered me a kiss? Why?

Sun: such a foolish reason I'm afraid... I just... Wanted to kiss you~

*insert Lovers Rock by TV Girl*

[the-faketiccit0by]

Sun: You look good in that hoodie

Foxy: You know where else I'd look good?

Sun, zero hesitation: My bed

Foxy, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

[the-faketiccit0by]

Jack: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight

Vegeta: But are you shuffling?

Jack: Everyday.

Molten holding a confused lil Dazzle: What... lan-gu-age... are you two speaking?

[the-faketiccit0by]

Puppet: heya Solar~ You good?

Solar: mmm...

Jack: Papa is tired

Puppet: how about you sleep for once and I'll watch Jack~

Solar: okay...

Puppet: well... What do you wanna do Jacky?

Jack: can we go to build-a-bear?

Puppet: sure bud

Jack: thank you Momma!

Puppet: no problem bud

Foxy who accidentally listened in: ... no fucking way

[the-faketiccit0by]

Puppet: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Solar: Nope, there's 26

Puppet: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T

Solar: That's nice Puppet, but you're still missing one

Puppet: You'll get the D later ;)

[the-faketiccit0by]

*Watching a speed dating event*

Solar: Oh wow, people are really shallow

Puppet: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?

Solar being sarcastic: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet

Puppet: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again

[the-faketiccit0by]

~In an au if BM stayed with Foxy~

BM snuggled into FC asleep:

Foxy petting his sons: Bloody what was your life like before I adopted you? Back when you lived on the streets. Was it hard? Did you have friends out there? Do you still have family out there somehow? Do you miss em?