#incorrect lcdp quotes

[natures-marvel]

Martín, after a minor argument with Andrés : I can't believe I lost my husband to Helmer's Myopathy

Andrés, yelling from the kitchen : STOP TELLING PEOPLE I AM DEAD!

Martín : Its like I can still hear his ghost call out to me

[athenamgh]

#IV

Professor: How drunk were you last night?

Y/n: Well, I still have my pants on, so not that drunk?

Lisbon: You do realize that those aren't your pants..

*Alicia enters the room*

Lisbon *points to her*: That's your pants.

[acealpaca]

*Andres, Martin and Sergio are sitting on a bench*

Raquel: Guys, why do you look so sad?

Andres: Sit with us so we can tell you.

*Raquel sits down*

Sergio: the bench is fresly painted.

[casadepalermo]

Palermo: *texts Sergio* I have covid, I can’t come downstairs to your lecture

Sergio: what are your symptoms?

Palermo: my throat is sore

Sergio: stop sucking so much dick

[corvidcantina]

Berlín *drawing with two hands as he chatters on*: and anyway I'm ambidextrous and that's-

Denver: oh, that's cool man, love who you love!

Berlín: ?????????????????

[alfredo-kesmann]

Behold: incorrect Berlermo part 4(?)! Please notice: this is the NSFW version!! (Another sfw set of quotes will be posted soon though, so if you don’t like the nsfw, don’t worry!).

Also: considering how Tumblr decided to crop some images strangely, please click on the images so you can see the full quotes😊

Once again the source of these is this site:

[genderfluidcrowley]

Tokyo: I’m cold

Rio: here, have my jacket

Palermo: I’m cold too

Berlin: want me to set you on fire?

[novacomics]

lcdp be like:

[helenjovonovich]

[Andrés turns out to be alive and joins the gang in the Bank of Spain.]

Andrés: *expects Martín to come running up to him and take him in his arms*

Martín: I’m with Helsinki now.

Andrés: Does he make you laugh?

Martín: He doesn’t make me cry.

[iloveraxacoricofallapatorius]

El Profesor: First rule, no personal relationships.

Also El Profesor: is literally in love with another one of them and also brothers with one of them.

[i-dont-get-cold]

A short talk with my dad as Denver and the professor:

Denver: Do you think spraying bug spray on my bug bites will stop them from itching?

The Professor: ....no.

[acealpaca]

Martin: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Andres: Several traffic violations, three counts of resisting arrest, roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Sergio: Also, that’s not our car.

[casadepalermo]

Incorrect Palermo quotes

Palermo: “‘I'm a bitch, I'm a lover. I'm a child, I'm a mother. I'm a sinner, I'm a saint. And I do not feel ashamed. I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between. You know you wouldn't want it any other way’”

Sergio: I beg your parden?

Andrés: He’s not finished

Palermo: “‘I'm a bitch, I'm a tease. I'm a goddess on my knees. When you hurt, When you suffer I'm your angel undercover. I've been numb. I'm revived. Can't say I'm not alive!’”

Andrés: Ok, he’s done now

Palermo: “‘YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN’T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY!!’”

Sergio: ... ... ...

Andrés: Last night I was subjected to a 15 minute choreographed performance to Natalie Imbruglia’s Torn so consider yourself lucky

Palermo: *removes his shirt and lies on the floor dramatically*

[corvidcantina]

[pauhugshitpost]

[Andrés and Sergio arguing as kids]

Andrés: I'm older.

Sergio: I'm younger.

Andrés: I'm taller.

Sergio: I'm shorter.

Andrés: I'm smarter.

Sergio: I'm... not falling for that.

[alfredo-kesmann]

Okay so I was cleaning up screenshots on my phone because I have wayy to much images, and then I found screenshots from this incorrect quotes generator (https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/) with Berlermo (and Sergio and Raquel) and these are some of the ones I still like the best:

(I still have a lot more of these so I might publish a part 2 also I have no idea what the hell is going on with the structure of the images and the link, gotta love the Tumblr app)