#incorrect kaos quotes

[angstyboiiiiii]

Riddy: Caeneus, are you okay?

Caeneus, drunk, petting Fotis: I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH HANDS

[apathetic-tortoise]

Oyei: Yak got arrested at 2 in the morning. Guess who he called?

Oyei: Wandee? His partner, logical choice right? No

Oyei: Oh? Then, me. His brother, the most obvious choice at this point! No

Kao: I’m confused, who the fuck did he call then?

Oyei, pointing at Cher: Him. And they got maccies right after!! Instead of letting Dee and me know!

Yak, nodding: Brother-in-law

Cher, nodding back: Brother-in-law

[qqgk-incorrect-quotes]

You Huo: *after a disagreement* I want you back Qin Jiu: three words, say it and I'm yours You Huo: let's commit arson Qin Jiu: you know me so well

[packdontendwithblood]

Really more of a bar than a club, don't you think, guys?...guys?

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Kaos: It’s Pride Month, Glumshanks! You know what that means!

Glumshanks: …Huh? What?

Glumshanks: Do you want us to do like… gay crimes? What?

Kaos: (refuses to elaborate)

[cl-outofcontext]

[green-ejgyhdgghvfk]

Terrafin: Kaos it's been 13 years you still owe me five dollars!

Kaos: Fuck off.

[doc-holmes]

KAOS incorrect quote !!

Orpheus and Dionysus walking out from a bar, "drunk".

Orpheus, pretending to be pissed : 'I'm really drunk Dionysus.. we might have to rent a hotel room or summit..'

Dionysus, trying to be nice : 'Or I can just drive?? Your house isn't too far–'

Orpheus, on the cusp off having eight panic attacks, five siezures, and fourteen mental breakdowns just from the thought of Dionysus driving : 'Y-you know what-.. Di... I'm not drunk anymore... I don't feel drunk at all. So I'll drive! Yeah? OK.. good!'

[beados10]

Skylander incorrect quote

Kaos: Hey.

Eon, reading some papers: Hello.

Eon, realizing that Kaos isn’t supposed to be here:

Eon: HOW did you get in here, AGAIN?

Kaos, grabbing a book: don’t question my methods.

[loveaxolotls]

Kaos: TAKE ME TO JAIL! AWAY FROM HER!

Dr Krankcase: How long will he be in jail?

Snap Shot: For stealing TV remotes? Probably 30 days

Golda: I can wait 30 days

Kaos: Uggghhh. How long for slapping a cop?

Dreamcatcher: 6 months

Kaos: (punches Snap Shot in the jaw)

[incorrect-magical-boy-quotes]

I recently started reading Magical Boy and it's become my new hyper fixation so thank you so much!

also here's 2 quotes

Pyper: I love you. Jen, not paying attention: What was that? Pyper: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

Sean: So, what’s Max's type? Jen: Gray eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, cute item lover. Sean: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends. Jen: Did I mention oblivious? Sean: Yeah, why? Jen: Okay, just making sure.

(you can change Sean with Tobi if you prefer Tax)

source: incorrect quote generator

lol thank you for the quotes! wow I haven't touched this blog in aa while huh? 😅

[c0smiccom3t]

Skylanders Imaginators: The Skylanders when they hear Furyne speak instead of meowing (though they still meow)

Eruptor: Sweet mother of magma!

Spyro: How long are they going to stay like that?

Stealth Elf: I don't know.

Pop Fizz: Furyne's a GUY??????

[qqgk-incorrect-quotes]

You Huo: Stop thinking Qin Jiu: Huh? You Huo: You always make that face when you're about to tell me something which will piss me off Qin Jiu: I love you You Huo: Qin Jiu: Qin Jiu: Also cereal qualifies as soup You Huo: One of these days I will set you on fire

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Source: Khonjin House

Jet-Vac: After pride month all gays must return to mother earth.

Roller Brawl: AHHHHH- (fades away)

Jet-Vac: I knew you’d get owned Roller Brawl, but I didn’t know you’d get owned so hard.

Jet-Vac: (starts fading away) AH WHAT NO WHAT’S HAPPENING! WHY AM- oh the trans thing. Of course what else would it be? Hey what the hell am I talking about? AHHHHHH- (fades away)

Kaos: HAH! Finally! Those two skylosers are out of my life forever! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH- (starts fading away) WHAT!? NONONONO-

[cl-outofcontext]

[green-ejgyhdgghvfk]

Kaos: Will you date me? Breathe if yes. Recite the Bible in Japanese if no.

Roller Brawl: はじめに神は天と地とを創造された。

Kaos: What the...?

Roller Brawl: 地は無形の空虚であり...

Kaos: Is that actually the Bible?!

Roller Brawl:(starts turning blue from lack of oxygen)...暗闇が深層の顔を覆っていたのに対し、神からの風が水面に吹き荒れた。

Kaos: And you stopped breathing too?!

Roller Brawl: それから神は「光あれ」と言われました。

Kaos: I would've preferred you just beat me up and call me gay.