#incorrect juno steel quotes

[podcast-official]

buddy: why are juno and peter sitting with their backs to each other

rita: they had a fight

buddy: then why are they holding hands?

rita: they get sad when they fight

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

Nureyev as Rex: Let me buy you a drink. Shipment directly from earth. [pouring drink] Jaeger?

Juno, Martian with the music taste of a middle aged dad, sweating: Jaeger?..as in Moves Like ??

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

Juno: *bleeding out* blood loss? No i didn’t loose it, I know exactly where the blood is

[harpie-raven]

*onboard the Carte Blanche*

Juno: Uhhhhh……Buddy? What’re you wearing?

Buddy: My emotions darling, stress couture—

[detective-pigeon]

Jet: Drive it like you stole it. But you stole it because you loved it and you would not like to see it damaged. Basically, drive carefully.

[waters-and-the-wilde]

Juno: Why are we telling Engstrom we're married?

Nureyev: We need the coordinates to get onto the Utgard Express.

Juno: You mean we're scamming him?

Nureyev: I was thinking more of just flat-out stealing from him?

Juno: What? No way!

Nureyev: Why ever not? We already stole the Ruby Seven.

Ruby: Beep-boop! (Hey guys!)

Juno: No, we didn't. The Ruby's a talking car, it can do whatever it wants.

Ruby: Whee bee boop boop! (I wanna steal!)

[your-mom-friend]

Rita: here’s a password cracker

Juno, faux shocked: Rita! Isn’t that illegal ?

Rita, absolutely done: shut the fuck up and do your job

[penumbrapodcastincorrectquotes]

Juno: Meh we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

Buddy: you mean cross darling

Juno: meh we’ll figure that out later

[notreyev]

nureyev: what are you doing, juno?

juno: your mom

nureyev:

[yourfourthgradepetrock]

the thing I personally love about sparkling water is that it goes down hating me as much as I hate myself

[totallycorrectjunosteelquotes]

Ruby 7: *a series of whistles varying in tone and pitch*

Juno: What Ruby said- get in, loser. We're committing vehicular manslaughter.

[nureyevs-worst-alias]

Season 2 Juno: I will live and I will love but by God I will not laugh

[harpie-raven]

(Earlier seasons/pre-canon)

Juno: please let the rest of my New Years Day be quiet ……… okay, I guess I can go home now—

Mick: oH! HEY THERE JJ!!!

Juno: —see there is no God.

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

Aurinko crime family as text posts

Juno:

Nureyev/Ransom:

Rita:

Vespa:

Buddy:

Jet:

The ruby 7:

[findthefandom-orbecomethefandom]

Vespa quickly putting away her scalpel knife: Buddy! I- That's what I was trying to say to thes-

Buddy walking in on the rest of the Cart Blanche: I don't know whats happening here but you're all wrong

[notreyev]

vespa: you are NOT having any more drinks, steel! we have a mission tomorrow

juno: MY MOM USED TO HIT ME!!